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With OGUN STATE . . . . . No need to question!
All things are possible!

All these 'husband-MAN-crazzzzzzy' topics sef!
Hmmmmm!
Too many ANCIENT NL JILTED SPINSTERS AND DIE-VORCEESSS needing lessons I swear!

Nor be who carry the basket dey feel the LOAD?
Sheeeeeeeeeeeeesh!

Oya o!
To those this may concern.
All I have to see is the word HUSBAND. . . .I stop reading!

How do you teach a MARRIED WOMAN HOW TO BE MARRIED?
Nor be experience be the BEST TEACHER AND PHOCKER?

I am trying to sell my kingdom in Nigeria. . .
Good to know that there are buyers.
I dash them o!

Left to me alone. . . all AAs should MOVE BACK TO AFRICA!
They keep searching for roots and lost kingdoms.
Poor things!

continentalceo: See who dey call person ugly and fat, you are so ugly you couldn't even show ur face on your profile picture only your Fat monstrous legs. With the size of those legs and how cheap those shoes look, I don't need anyone to tell me how Large, ugly and cheap you are. If nah lie upload full pic! If not shutup and go see a therapist as ur problem is low self esteem..

Muhahahahahahaha

I don't wear designer. . . .Not interested.
I am large, monstrous, cheap and UGLY! MY LEGS ARE FAT AND JUICY!!!!!! AMEN!!!! EBOLA FREEE!!!!
I still gatz a NIGERIAN NIGGA HUSBAND. . . .He loves me to DEATH! NOBARRY CAN LOFF ME LIKE 'HE DO'!!!!
Wey ya own?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uZ-_HIoEBE8

As for posting pictures. . . . .I do that when I FEEL LIKE IT.
Not on the command of SWINE like you!

I still state:

Part 1. . . .

Kanwulia: I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE #9 !!!!!!

Sorry, I can't live with ANY MAN UNDER THE SAME ROOF!!!!
Especially, A NIGERIAN one!!!
VERRRRRRRRRRRRY DRYYYYYYY, BORRRRRRRRING AND SUFFOCATING!

Please, VISIT YA CHILDREN AND GO!!!! ME NO GET IM TIME TOO!

I gaaatz NO PATIENCE for egotistical MEGALOMANIACS!!!!

I don pass all that to "Cherish and Hold" stage tey tey!!!

TUFIAKWA!!!!!

We fit jam for party! I don't like to share my BED OR BATHROOM!!!!!

I love my space!!!!!!

[size=20pt]15 LIKES. . . glad to see 15 people share my opinion or find it SWAG! Die if you wanno die!!!![/size]



Part 2. . . . .

Kanwulia: Indeed!
Nyansh-Break nko?
Abi you think say na efry girl dem born for OKija Shrine, Ota Farm or Chibok Bush for Nigeria and Africa . . . . .with fake pregnancy to take cure spiritual BARRRRRRRRENNNNESSSSSSS?
The only heart a DORTY JIGGA-NIGGA can break in this world or the afterlife. . . .is the one that has to pay for romance on Facebook or NL.
Na una level be dat o!
How can a DAFT, Nigerian man. . . .WHO SURVIVES ONLY AS A YAHOO-YAHOO PI MP . . . .BREAK ANY SANE WOMAN'S HEART?

With what?

A pair of smelling armpits defying ALL STRENGTHS OF DEODORANTS/BODY SPRAYS. . . . .or a set of SWEATY, OVER-CHEWED BLOKOS with one and a half disease-infested balls or what. . . . .?

The woman must be REALLLLY DAFT!

Now, I get bored easily. . . . .
You die on this thread.
I am OUT!
Mission accomplished. . . .I have made my POINT AND KILLED YOUR EGO!

I have not gone through what you have gone through. . . but I can tell you for a FACT that mothers can be PUZZLES.
THE WORLD IS WATCHING YOU AND WILL ALWAYS WANT TO LAUGH AT YOUR DISUNITY.
Keep your family MEMBERS together. . . .EVEN AT THEIR WORST, THEY WOULD BE YOUR BEST FRIENDS!!!!!


My mom just left.
She cleared my bank accounts. . . LEFT ME BROKE with her medical bills AND ENDLESS VACATIONING AND SHOPPING SPREES FOR JUNK. . . . .and has done so many hurtful things in the past to us her children.
When my father died. . .SHE PUT US THROUGH HELL during the funeral because she saw how much we loved him even in death. . . .she wanted to CONTROL EVERYTHING. . . . and after that we had to RUN TO LONDON for a week to recover. It was brutal!!!!!

Mothers are just what they are. . . a contradiction of what they stand for.
Guess what? As soon as I saw her pass through the security checkpoint and disappeared. . . .I started to cry uncontrollably. I was missing her already. She is my mother. . . . I WILL NEVER EXCHANGE HER WITH ANOTHER EVEN WITH ALL HER FAULTS.
I love her so!

Abeg listen to this song and IF YOU CAN'T UNDERSTAND. . .tell any IGBO PERSON AROUND YOU TO HELP YOU INTERPRET!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cM0wvEnCU5A

I love scenarios like this you know?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lgIZ0qantxc


Now. . .there is a challenge thrown at you and your sister.
You have to be the BEST you can be without competing with your step-siblings.
Your mother is taking out the anger on her BABY DADDIES for not getting married to her ON YOU AND YOUR SISTER.
It does not matter. . . when life throws you lemon. . .MAKE LEMONADE!!!!
Stop searching for what is NOT YOURS. . .
Blood is not always thicker than water.
WITH BAD MOTHERS. . . BLOOD BECOMES POISONOUS GAS ONLY. . . . IT CAN NEVER FLOW IN YOUR VEINS UNLESS YOU INHALE IT!!!!

At times like these. . .all you can do is LOVE, PITY AND RESPECT HER.
Don't ever think of repaying evil with EVIL or you risk propagating a poisonous blood line for generations to come.
LET THE EVIL STOP WITH YOUR MOTHER.
You are older and should set a GOOD EXAMPLE FOR YOUR YOUNGER SIBLINGS. . . step or not!
Life is shorter than you may think. . . DO NOT FALL INTO YOUR MOTHER'S TRAP!


I am so glad you have a support system in your grand parents and uncle.

You do not expect love where there is NONE.
Save it for those who show you love or you will remain EMBITTERED FOR LIFE.

Ignore her. . . . .She is not important in your life right now.

You need to STAY FOCUSED AND SUCCEED IN YOUR LIFE WITH OR WITHOUT YOUR MOTHER!!!!! LOVE IS NEVER BY FORCE!!!!


You are GIFTED AND LIFTED. . . .CLAIM IT. Don't spend time with NEGATIVE PEOPLE. They will PULL YOU DOWN!!!!!
SNAP OUT OF IT!!!! SHARP-SHARP!!!!




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=42GHQAO9QDg

You can NEVER know. . .
Quit asking.
PEOPLE CHANGE. . . MEN AND WOMEN!
No condition is permanent. . . . but CHANGE!

I prefer paid live-in nannies!

Ha!
You trouble-maker.
You too dey beg for help?
After all the insults wey you don troway for my direction with ya BUSY BODY?

I don't care!
Move one sugar. . . GOOD LUCK!
Mtcheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew!!!!!

UK Psychos. . . ON THE BEAT AGAIN!
All these BABY-PUSHING MAMAS will keep looking for blokoses TO KILL THEIR CHILDREN.
Dem nor dey hia word o!

Why would ANY SANE EGG-DONOR or MOTHER sleep with ANY MAN UNDER THE SAME ROOF AS HER KID/S?

If they are not introducing PEDO-PHILES to molest their children. . . they are smooching DRUG ADDICTS TO MURDER THEIR ALREADY NEGLECTED CHILDREN. . . CONCEIVED AND BORN WITH RUNAWAY SPERM-DONORS!

I nor fit!

These women should learn. . . .but NEVER.
History will keep repeating itself ke!
USSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSELESS WOMEN!!!
They should be HELD FOR ENDANGERING MINORS. . . MURDER ONE. . . LIFE WITHOUT THE DREAM OF PAROLE!!!!

Period!!!!!

Abiagirl777: no wonder you dey yarn blokos evrytym,you be full blooded Edo lady.
NO WONDeR!
But NNE,take it easyoo,life na jejely,small small.IGBO ppl r de best evrywhere.just show ur husband some love.
BIKO!!!

At least I dey yarn blokos every time. . . .Some pipo dey CHOP am every time.
Big difference!
Edo for life!
[size=20pt]EFEWEDOOOOOOOOO[/size]. . . . .Straight up OBITO!!!!! Ovbi-Agbon!!!!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TNJ57QePGSw

shizzle11: LWKMD! comedienne extra-ordinaire, I dey feel or swags die, but dis lie you're sharing......cha....cha....cha....diarris.....

It is called 'PURE RAW COMEDY'!

ideee03: Correction please.FASTING & PRAYING is NEVER a waste of time.

You might not see the results instantly,but they'll definitely manifest.

You don write your own abi?
I do write my own.

Sele bobo. . .PON THE BEAT!

*sighs*

Anoda wan don come o. . . starring WE DON CATCH AM!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pyp-kBJ2Oh4


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=afv9UrrgD-U

Yes please!
What exactly do you want to know?
I used to have an 'abortion' store in Nigeria!

Okija ritualists don full ABUJA?

scribble: why are u so eager to see ppl unhappy in marriage like you

chei bitter damaged goods everywhere...

oya what has your husband done...

is he simply screwing other babes?

has he abdicated his responsibilities?

does he no longer find you attractive?

What is really the issue here? cos u dont sound like u love him anymore?

why are u in a loveless marriage? shame? waiting for a financial windfall?

Na which kain OBSESSION be dis wan?
Please, stop addressing me. I don't do NL 'NAIJA' SKANKY BAT-'CHA'-LORS!
I am bored with your azzzze.
Thank you!

Move! Bachelor BOY!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EUE_EuXm7j0

SAMBARRY: But that's not a nigerian man staring at the lady's ass.thats oyinbo na

Nor be Nigerian man sing the "SING"?

What do we do?
Any change in the price of suya for ABOKI basket?

scribble: ppl like u are unbelievable...see as u carry ur damaged marriage for head like say na broken calabash filled with anointing oil

madam listen and listen good, so if i've been dating for 7 years and living with the same babe, that one is what carriage abi?

how long did u guys date before u "married" that after 5 years u r already ready to be unmarried

Nigerian women and their silly rush to marry instead of them to be very sure, they just want the status symbol of a wedding ring...hope ur ring is still shining at least...

see this story this morning on LIB about one babe only married 3 weeks and hubby already cheating...

Hmmmm!
See competition for cyber marriages o!
Like I stated earlier. . . Please GO AND MARRY FIRST!

SAMBARRY:
what kind of ugly lace wig is that sef

You dey look 'wig'. . .
Naija man dey look 'UKWU'!!!!

OH MY GADA!!!!!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vN6qNDMeWm4

babygirlfl: Yes there are many bad husbands. We talk about how horrible some husbands are that we sometimes forget to celebrate the good husbands. So today, I just thought it would be nice to celebrate our dear husbands. the good husband, the understanding husband and the caring husband.

To my husband,

Like a breadth of fresh air, you came into my life. You gave me strength and showed me love. Faithfulness flows in your vein and gratefulness is what I feel for you. You are so precious to me. You are my husband, my companion , my best friend and the best husband in this world. I love you so much

May your 'story' never change!
Amen!!!!

scribble: lol...when i saw ur first post i just knew it was igbo tinz sha....

dating an igbo girl meself...[size=20pt]will marry her soon[/size]

but u do realize our generation has unrealistic expectations towards marriage

what makes it worse is being with someone who ur just managing

really feel sorry for u...maybe ur soulmate was across the bridge where u feared to tread

biko just manage the guy u hear, some day maybe u will accidentally fall into some excitement beyond NL goofing around kwa

I nor fit argue with you.
GO AND MARRY FIRST. . . STAY 5 YEARS INSIDE. . .then come back and make noise!
Till them. . . please. . .SHATTAP!

Get ready to be 'managed' or get 'damaged'!

Present!

To the one who makes my body TO ELELE!!!
The boyfriend is even BETTER THAN THE HUSBAND!

I found my SOUL MATE AFTER MARRIAGE. . . .Ouch!

I am KEEPING BOTH!!!!

. . . .If ya body na waya. . . I go be ya SUPPLIER. . . .

Just "ELE" for me. . .

E kwete go?
E wota go?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=al56XgcZe_U


I LOVE EMMA NYRA!!!!!ORIGINAL ASABA CHIKAAAAA!!!!

What a story!
Life is really a BYTCH!
See SUFFER HEAD?

Na who ever SHYTE pass go pack am na!
Simple!

scribble: u sound real fulfilled in ur marriage....

Chimamanda Adichie be praised

Very fulfilled o. . . .
TO BOREDOM KPA KPA!
Na only 'insurance' money as RETIREMENT BENEFITS we dey wait for. . . as kpe who go die f'O'rst!
You go and try ya luck!
Abi you see my azzze for 'romance section' likey ya own?

1stola: Old filthy bïtch, I'm a guy with a big black cork and not a shemále like you. I think you need a big black dirty cork in your filthy mouth to keep quite. fucking slüt like you. London whôre

Gosh!
These kain AGBEROS still dey for NL?
Very irritating!
Abeg waka go SAMBISA forest jor!
Ijiiiot!

https://www.nairaland.com/1stola

Just looking at your profile alone. . .with your dry topics.
GO AND HANG!

smada13: Are u a Nigerian?? and who told Ebola is all round the country? You need a bit of education

I don't wanna know.
Abi tourism to NIGERIA to become an undetectable colony for the NIGERIAN EBOLA VIRUS na by force?
Everyone dies 'after a brief illness' in Nigeria.
How we go know wetin dey kill una?
Move jor!
Mtcheeeeeeeeeeeeeew. . . . .

Ladystewie: I don't blame her. the perverted child rap.er enter once with his dirty blokos and the poor girl must have swore in her mind dt the old fo.ol will not have his way with her again. na so she kill am. her ignorant parents are to blame also.

I blame her.
The man was innocent.
NA HER PARENTS SHE FOR KILL! I WOULD HAVE KILLED THEM BOTH AND SPARED THE MAN!
She would NEVER face any trial anywhere in this world!
Guaranteed!

Now. . . she must rot in jail!
Period!

I love WHITE PEOPLE!
When death makes fun of you. . .YOU MOCK IT RIGHT BACK!
Nice way to say goodbye!
No need WASTING BLOODY TIME to FAST AND PRAY. . . LIKE AFRICANS!

Prowizy2: Will you type this nonsense if it were your 14yr old sister?

Mallam

Yes!

Ladystewie: Hian! But you know wat they did to the poor girl.Giving her away to a sick ,conji-stricken dirty old child rap.er all because deir religion accepts it.

Exactly my point!
Na the PARENTS I FOR KILL!