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FamilyRe: Do You Call Your Husband Daddy? by Kanwulia:
Omooba77: Una still dey do runs.....
Na now the runs dey sweeeeet oooooooooooh!
Nothing to loose again na
Chai!!!! Diarrrrrrrrrris SATANNNNIOH! cry
The men just keep coming. . . and coming. . .and coming.
With lots of love and affection.
Money nko?

COME CHECK OUT CORRRRRRRRRRRRRRECT MARRIED BOBOS!
Nor be all these NL and online 'YORO-YOROS'! Mtcheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew!!!!! angry


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fb6luT4NNJU

Name it! I garrrit!
As I dey type this. . .my phone is busy with all kinds of text messages.
How to deal with 3 of them at once on my London vacation coming up in less than one month is gonna be HELL!

Toto go wound seriously!!!!! cheesy
All of them get WIVES O! Beautiful correct career wives. Not 'awon chere-were' hungry housewives without jobs, looking for 'chop-money' like MGBEKES/ALATIKAS. . . career pregnant women!!! Dem must born efry yia to receive 'fertility award'. . .till the men go run leave dem UGLY FAT AZZEZ go anoda continent!!! LOL!!!!
FamilyRe: Share Your Childhood Picture(s) by Kanwulia:
cryptography: i'll try that............... your pictures are very lovely.....................thanks
Thanks. kiss
Please, do that.
You will need them for your birthdays, for your children to remember what a good time you had with them. . . .and vice versa!!!!
Life is short and can only be captured and recapped with pictures.
Pictures tell the story of your life.
It can't be faked! kiss
FamilyRe: Do You Call Your Husband Daddy? by Kanwulia: 7:59pm On Jul 27, 2014
dytbabe: Daddy ko
Uncle ni
We have a pet name sha


I can't jst help bt to love this woman
KANWULIA
I am toooooooo loveable. grin
If only you know how much.
I give back with satisfaction guaranteed too. cool
FamilyRe: Share Your Childhood Picture(s) by Kanwulia: 7:56pm On Jul 27, 2014
inuyasha01: Madam Kanwulia don old gan o but you seem gentle here. cheesy
I don h-old nor be small.
. . . .And loving it! I don h-enjoy life toooo musssssssh and still dey h-enjoy!!!
Toto nor get meter ke!!!! cheesy
Very gentle. . .till you fain my trobu ke! cheesy
Then you go no say I be original 'beassss'!
Mad woman first class!!!!grin
PoliticsRe: Nigeria Is The Only Country In The World Celebrating Eid-el-fitri Today by Kanwulia: 6:38pm On Jul 27, 2014
Most befitting. . .BECAUSE IT IS FILTHY!
Happy FILTHY DAY! cheesy
FamilyRe: Do You Call Your Husband Daddy? by Kanwulia: 6:30pm On Jul 27, 2014
Omooba77: Una still dey do runs.....
Any other work for Naija woman?
Runs for life. . .
Most of the dudes are impotent anyhoo. . . all na to pose. . . make nobarry sabi say dem GAY!!!!!
Easy money. wink
FamilyRe: Reasons To Stop Trying To Prove Yourself To Everyone by Kanwulia: 6:24pm On Jul 27, 2014
adbokus: Eee o ri aye e lode..e don hit u..no be only pawpaw, na papaya..
You don dey smell tru tru.
You don wash dat ya nyansh last week so? undecided
Please. . .I am VERY ALLERGIC to YORUBA DUDES.
Waka pass abeg! angry
Stinking BUTTS!
FamilyRe: I'm Feeling Suicidal by Kanwulia: 6:21pm On Jul 27, 2014
fubbyy: truth is, when I created this thread I wasn't expecting people like you to comment because you won't understand what depression is, I only need people who's passing through what I'm passing through, I know they are many but are hiding, so please don't comment any longer
You tink say we we dey here not dey 'depressed' once in a while? undecided
Life is tough. . .and only for survivors!
The world is over populated. . . .
If you go. . .MORE OXYGEN FOR US. . .and less Carbon-Dioxide.
Simple! kiss
FamilyRe: I'm Feeling Suicidal by Kanwulia: 6:16pm On Jul 27, 2014
kulyie: ahan madam orosco is that what you will say if he was your son cheesy



I was expecting things like it is well with your soul, don't give up don't loose hope and encouraging words like that cheesy
Areaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!
Areaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!
Areaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!


Orrrrrrrrrrrosco COMMANDOS like moi don't have such sentiments o. grin
If na my son . . . I go push am h-inside river make im drown.
Shioooooooooooooor!

Abeg nor make me laff.
I just watched a program on ID channel this morning wey one woman carry im 2 children wan go live with one single-man lover.
The man was the only man who ever made her have an H-ORGAAASM in her ENTIRE LIFE. . . .even after 2 children! shocked
The man dey phock am WELL-WELL till she come reassssh heaven plus hell faya!!! cheesy
The man just told her jeje. . .HE DOES NOT WANT THE CHILDREN IN HIS HOUSE O. . . .But she is welcome ANY DAY. . .ANY TIME.

Know what the woman did? grin
She just carry the 2 children go DROP FOR THE NEAREST SALVATION ARMY office WAKA COMOT JEJE! cheesy
I nor know wetin shele after dat. . .sleep carry me go!!!!! cry

See krasssssssssssssssse!!!!
Bwaaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!

Lessons in life. . . BIOLOGY DOES NOT MAKE A MOTHER! kiss
PoliticsRe: Many Killed As Bomb Blast Hits Kano Catholic Church by Kanwulia: 6:02pm On Jul 27, 2014
So dem still dey go church for Northern Nigeria? shocked
Well, there are many ways to go and meet their God!
All na JIHAD abi? undecided
Safe journey to the victims!
May the CHRISTIANS in Northern Nigeria continue to rest in PIECES! grin
The will of their GOD abi? cheesy

*make nobarry cuss me o. . . nor be me bomb the church. . . shioooor*
FamilyRe: Share Your Childhood Picture(s) by Kanwulia: 5:40pm On Jul 27, 2014
cryptography: must be quite old.................. what did you use, all my pictures are getting ragged
Yes o. . . THEY ARE VERY OLD. . . in the 60s! cool
Old pictures do not have the tech-know-how of preservation due to poor quality materials.
I had to reproduce all of them.
Take the pictures with your camera or phone. . .and reproduce them all! kiss

I have reproduced ALL old family pictures.
The memories are PRICELESS!!!! cool

My birthday party! cool

FamilyRe: Do You Call Your Husband Daddy? by Kanwulia:
Too many NL SINGGGGLES!
You go wait taya oooooh! cheesy


Yes!
And he calls me MOMMY! cool
I really don't care what he calls me. . . . AS LONG AS HE DOES HIS DUTY and stays out of my RRRRUNS! cool
PoliticsRe: Let's Pray For GEJ by Kanwulia: 4:38pm On Jul 27, 2014
He cannot spend 10 years in ASO ROCK!
Go and bless him in Otueke!
Period! kiss
He needs to only HALF A TERM. . . 2 YEARS TO COMPLETE HIS 8 YEARS AND GERRRRRRRRRRROUT OF DIA! kiss
PoliticsRe: Photo Of President Jonathan & His Immediate Elder Sister by Kanwulia: 4:36pm On Jul 27, 2014
They really look alike o!
Nothing like family. . .
So thankful for them! kiss
FamilyRe: Share Your Childhood Picture(s) by Kanwulia: 4:26pm On Jul 27, 2014
Thank my H-AGNOSTIC GAWD. . . my father saved MOST OF THESE PICTURES!!!! cool
You can't mistake the PIERCING. . .SOUL-SEARCHING EYES! cool
You can't hide who or what you are.
I am gifted to SEE RIGHT THROUGH YOU AND YOUR LIES! kiss


ONCE AN AJE-BUTTER. . . ALWAYS AN AJE-BUTTER!
It is in the genes! kiss

FamilyRe: Help! by Kanwulia: 3:40pm On Jul 27, 2014
Your expectations are WAAAAAAAAAY too high.
You must been watching too much AFRICAN MAGIC!!!! kiss
Please, come down to reality! kiss
You only need a man to pose with!
That is ALL they can offer!
The rest. . . .You have to do yourself! kiss
FamilyRe: I'm Feeling Suicidal by Kanwulia: 3:34pm On Jul 27, 2014
Please, feel free! kiss
FamilyRe: happy sunday by Kanwulia: 3:32pm On Jul 27, 2014
Only if I don't plan to get it back! kiss
FamilyRe: 9 Important Lessons A Father Should Teach His Daughter by Kanwulia:
10. Sex is not love! kiss
Men only want SEXXX, so only go for those with LOTS OF CASSSSSSSH. . . that can make a huge difference in YOUR LIFE!!!!
Love yourself! grin
FamilyRe: Reasons To Stop Trying To Prove Yourself To Everyone by Kanwulia: 3:26pm On Jul 27, 2014
adbokus: Doropoosy doesn't quite describe u, more lyk vacuopoosy..hmm, real bunkum!..
MUCHECHECHECHECHE!
Why you dey vess like rotten paw-paw na? cheesy
FamilyRe: Counselling: Strictly For Couples And Intending Couples! by Kanwulia: 6:44am On Jul 27, 2014
For couples = those who have been GBENSHING!
"INTENDING COUPLES" = those using "IDEA" to wanna PHOCK! grin

OYA CONTINUE!!!
*© DPJ* (Dame Patience Jonathan) grin
FamilyRe: Should Married Couples Have Their Separate Rooms? by Kanwulia:
There are no couples in polygamy.
Only triples, quadruples, quintuples. . . . .e.t.c! grin
You wanna put them ALL in one room? shocked

The SMELL go be HELELE!!!! grin
Toto water and akamu efrywhia!
TUFIAKWA!!!! cheesy
FamilyRe: The Sad Story Of A Nigerian Widow by Kanwulia: 6:27am On Jul 27, 2014
Not really a sad story about a widow.
It is the sad reality of LIFE!
Simple! kiss
FamilyRe: The Sad Story Of A Nigerian Widow by Kanwulia: 6:25am On Jul 27, 2014
Brilliance vs Brilliantness?

Diarisssssss GODDDDDDDIOH!!!!! grin
FamilyRe: What Should Be The Punishment For craddle-robbers In Nigeria? by Kanwulia:
kulyie: so you mean they should let such beasts get away with their misdemeanour .

if that's the case paedos will be on the increase and continue as it is now in nigeria because they know even if they get caught nothing will happensame wiwith rapeest


so my own suggestion as punishment to paedos should be electrocution to death nakid or lynching aka aluu style that is the way paedos will know that they are social nuisances
No, I did not mean the SICKOS should not be dealt with. They should not be given the priority. No punishment can be befitting is my main problem. I am still thinking and can't find the most befitting punishment. Death is too lenient. kiss
Victims of sexual assault need life-long therapy and support, especially where the victims are minors. Take care of the victims first. Then deal ruthlessly with the perpetrators NEXT!

PEDOS are always WITHIN THE FAMILY in Nigeria and Africa.
They are rarely ever strangers. Usually fathers, uncles and BROTHERS!
Very tricky! cry
FamilyRe: Pastor Impregnating Married Women And Their Daughters Of His Church (PHOTOS) by Kanwulia: 11:24pm On Jul 26, 2014
. . . . . And the East strikes again!
TOTO IS LORD!!! grin
FamilyRe: Men Are NOT The HEAD Of The Family! Read My Reason! by Kanwulia: 7:24am On Jul 26, 2014
Men are not the HEADS!!!
Not HEAD!
Thank you! kiss
PoliticsRe: Jonathan Will Be Niger Delta Republic President. by Kanwulia: 7:19am On Jul 26, 2014
Amen!
Abegggggggi. . . .Keep that ya "presijjjiot" and im wife for una ND creek of tape works.
Others DO NOT want such a disgrace as their own PRESIDENT!!!
Thank you! kiss
PoliticsRe: Stop Insulting Jonathan, Presidency Warns by Kanwulia: 7:16am On Jul 26, 2014
The president speaking for the president!
Ha! grin
FamilyRe: What Should Be The Punishment For craddle-robbers In Nigeria? by Kanwulia: 6:39am On Jul 26, 2014
No punishment is befitting.
Since the children are damaged for LIFE!!!
Instead of wasting time and resources on lost causes. . . The children should be the priority! kiss
FamilyRe: Beating Your Wife : How Mr Sule Physically Abused His Wife To Death by Kanwulia: 6:34am On Jul 26, 2014
East-West Connector Tins! grin

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