₦airaland Forum

When?
AT THE SECOND COMING OF CHRIST?

BrutusOj: Funny U,so how come GEJ is now the president?or u don't tink the North had a healthier candidate that time..

ASK OBJ!
He put GEJ in power after THE HALF DEAD YARADUA!
HOW MANY TIMES DID YARADUA VISIT OBJ?

Yet GEJ THE PUPPET PAYS HOMAGE EVERY 24 HOURS!

He for put ATIKU DIA NA? AT LEAST HE WAS GOOD ENOUGH TO BE VP!
OBJ ONLY LOVES WEAKLINGS OF WHICH ATIKU AIN'T ONE!

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO TIKUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!

HALLELUJAH!

Hmmm!
No wonder NL has been reeking of DIRT. . .for the longest time!

VERY CHOLERIC O!
No apologies!
I CAN'T DEAL WITH 'PHLEGMATIC, SANGUINE OR MELANCHOLIC' individuals.
I only deal with fellow 'CHOLERICS' from a long range! Too much of 2 things makes for an EXPLOSIVE relationship.
BUT I WOULD RATHER DEAL WITH A FELLOW CHOLERIC. . .than any other personality type!

You are still looking for 'someone' you like?
YOU WILL REMAIN A 'SHENGNU' FOR LIFE!
You berra start looking for someone you can MANAGE. . . IF YOU ARE THAT DESPERATE!

The rule of the game is: NEVER GO SEARCHING. . . THE GOOD ONES WILL FIND YOU! ALWAYS!!!!!

The first few years are the toughest. The main reason being, [size=20pt]you don’t really know a person until EVEN AFTER you HAVE practically shared your entire life living with him under one roof.[/size] Adjustment is the key to a successful and happy marriage. As years pass by, you will notice your bond becoming closer and you slowly starting to love them, plus their bad habits.

Gbam!
Why people RUSH IN AND OUT OF MARRIAGES BAFFLES ME!

No thanks!
I love to pick my men MYSELF!

There is nothing you can do. . .TIME TO CALL TUBERCULOSIS 'TB' JOSHUA!

Which Nigerians?
The suffering and smiling. . .POVERTY-STRICKEN NIGERIANS IN NIGERIA . . .Or:

THE INTERNET WARRIORS DRIVING CABS OR BABY-SITTING IN THE DIASPORA?

If PDP dies, it is because of PDP. . . NOT NIGERIANS WHO HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO SAY IN THE MATTER!

The real NIGERIANS ARE THE NIGERIANS IN PDP ONLY!

IF THE HEAD OF THE FISH IS ROTTEN. . . GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO TIKKKKKUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!
At least your family is more intact than OBJs!
Remember. . .YOU NEVER SCREWWWWWWWWWWED YOUR SON'S WIFE!

You are a better BREEEEEEEEEEED any time. . . any day!

THE ONLY BREED OF NIGERIANS THAT OBJ CANNOT CONTROL ARE NORTHERNERS. . . .! FACT!!!

Naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah, money is not affecting my ANY of my relationships. . . . I HAVE LONG PASSED THAT STAGE!

Soooooooooooooo, what is the catch?
Online romance, online business. . . .COUNT ME OUT!
My life is just fine. . .I DON'T NEED NO ONLINE BUSINESS!

I am very allergic to PYRAMID BUSINESSES!
I looooooooooooooove my ANTI-SOCIAL LIFE!

The ability to make the RIGHT DECISIONS in any given circumstance!
Maturity is a POSITIVE ATTITUDE TO LIFE'S CHALLENGES. . . ALWAYS!

The will of 'GOD'. . . . !
OYA O. . . GOD! COME DOWN AND GIVE THIS CHILD FOOD AND SHELTER. . .SHARP-SHARP! NL IS COMMANDING YOU!
Hope there is a father involved?
Life can be both a witch and a bytch!

YOU CAN NEVER BE RICH IN A POOR COUNTRY. LOOKS LIKE GADDEM CONCENTRATED CAMP!

Singin' to masef:

O GOD, O GOD MANIFEST YOUR PAWA!

Edo state again?
Who say 'ashawo' nor be work?
Definitely from OREDO OR OVIA local government areas!
Nice to have some LAND in OVIA. . . for 'agricultural purposes'!
TUBERCULOSIS "TB" JOSHUA with rehabilitation packages too?

Satan is really powerful!

I don't see any problems here o!
NA WOMAN GET HOUSE. . .and the way she runs her home determines if TERMITES infest and ruin it!
Apparently, she has failed to do the most important thing in setting a SOLID FOUNDATION. . . keeping IN-LAWS OUT!

The couple's problems are not unique to them. . . .IT IS CALLED MARRIAGE. . .so, no big deal!

SHE NEEDS TO PULL UP HER WEIGHT AND ACT LIKE A MATRIARCH. . . not a HAPLESS-HELPLESS victim of 'village in-laws'!
HER CHILDREN ARE WATCHING!

She is now the BREAD-WINNER of the home. . .SHE NEEDS TO STOP WHINING AND ACT LIKE IT!
Simple!

I don't see anything wrong as long as he is THE ONE. . . . WITH POTENTIALS TO SUCCEED IN LIFE!
All na 'investment'!
HOPEFULLY, NOT A BAD INVESTMENT!

Yes, he has the right to.
It is his house.
Even if the child is a minor. . . A FOSTER HOME CAN TAKE UP THE RESPONSIBILITIES OR AN ORPHANAGE!
Parents can give up their parental rights if they so choose to!
But it should be done legally. . . HAND THE CHILD OVER TO THE STATE, if he or she is a minor!

OR SEND HIM OR HER PACKING TO THE OTHER PARENT'S HOME. . .if he or she becomes UNRULY and disruptive!
SIMPLE.

That is life. . .when you get involved with another in ANY relationship.
The grass may be greener on the outside only because it is a SWAMP!
You are not married yet. . . THIS IS ONLY SPRING TRAINING!
You will even face worse things in the future.
When people are not happy. . . there is the tendency to ACT OUT.

One thing is certain. . .she has demonstrated that she is not capable of PULLING HER WEIGHT. . .and acting responsibly.
She might not be the academically-inclined type. . .despite passing out with GOOD DEGREE.
We all know how degrees are awarded in NIGERIA AND AFRICA in general.
Now, it is time to PROVE she really merited that DEGREE. . . .
Or she may be in the wrong field. . . .!

Such is life. . . .IF YOU GET MARRIED, YOU ARE A HIGH CANDIDATE FOR DIVORCE!

Bullshyte!
Like he is the only one that did not pay 'LAND CHARGE'!
Anyway, serves all these peeps right for owning properties in LEH-GUS!
I can't wait for my mom to sell hers!

I will not own a property in Abuja. . . not to mention LEH-GUS!
What is the point in going to develop other people's REFUSE DUMPS. . .while your own home state if littered with REFUSE TOO?

Why jump from one slum to another?

Phockin' savages!