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*good bye thread. . .i don't do JOBLESS-BRAINLESS-PSYCHODELIC gangs. . . on or off NL*

Thread to my thrash compactor!

Silkmoth33:
Ah! Them plenty die!
Observe dis perfect example. In d topic. she's practically begin for it. I'll bet u with d right cards on deck she'll end up getting laid dis week gon gon!

Begging for a NL deeek. . .after 7 years of 'famine' and 'drought'?
See level!
NVS hiarrrrrrr I kam jorrrrrrrrr. With correct pooohsie-suckers dia!
At least, I go see 'nkwobi' chop for dia!
Shior!

*mission accomplished on this thread. i was called. . . i answered. . . . off to work*

April07: Hey Truckpusher darling.. I see u too..





Imma give you the benefit of doubt and blame thiis ur stewpidity on alcohol...

You won't be excused if there ever is a next time... Now run along child.

You might wanno stick to ya 'pepper-soup' gang. . .
I don't tango with NL BUSHMEATS like your ilk!
POLYMONIKERING CHEAP AZZZZZZZE NL WHOOOOOOOOOOOORE!
Na for NL you wan 'flex'?
Nor be ya mates dey follow SENATORS AND MINISTERS for Nigeria to beta dem lives?
You siddon for NL dey phock albino-'kokoye' MODS AND SUPA-MODS wey dey wait for their papa and mama for Nigeria to quench inherit KUNTRI-LOOTED PROP-TY!
YOU STEP!
Ewu!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IuV_ewXWbB0

YES!
YES!
YES!

April07: I hate to say but you my friend is an "idddiot"

Why?

Is it turning you on?
No craw-craw dia o. . . . EBOLA FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
Check out my 'CLINTORIS'! Pink and well-perfused and oxygenated!
100% suckable!

This thread is about 'cupcakes'. . .
Natural or un-natural. . . . .
All na cupcake abi?

Kimon clearrrrrrrrrrrrat of hia!
Mgbeke fowl di ka gi!

iebanehita: I see!

Roger that!

Good boy!

DEAD PEHNIS IN NIGERIAN MARRIAGES!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D2mDq1ZH8Ok

iebanehita: Na wa oh..

You just belive that couples can't enjoy their marriages.

You trying to discourage the youths? *me*

I am only stating my opinion o.
I am much. . . much older than MANY NLanders. . . .(not all o. . . )
If you have not been married TO ANY NIGERIAN for at least 10 years. . . .MY ADVICE IS TO WAIT TILL THEN. . . before putting mouth in such matters!

Still on Nigerian marriages!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uvme15AA2S4

iebanehita: Nolly wood starlets should just engage in open marriage sef *Will Smith comes to mind*

But not all stay and endure in marriages cz of the factors you mentioned.

Some ENJOYED and are enjoying their marriages. The challenges makes it enjoyable.

Of course!
The reason you have songs like 'SUFFERING AND SMILING'!

I get beta cakes o!
Check out my toto KPOMO!

Who wan chop?

Descartes: I know you, you have a lot in your arsenal
always firing Nairalanders from all cylinders.
O dili mmadu gi Ndiagbataobi ya ikpakwu (Your gossip neighbours are in soup when you are in the neighbourhood)

You see something in life ehn?
Say person keep quiet nor mean say person dey weak.
Na person wey nor know me go "attempt" to look for my trouble.
Make dem go ask my family members ke. . . .
Mu che che che che che che

Nor be person wey dey jolos you dey gossip you?

As for my 'gossip' neighbours. . . make dem dey waka come.
OVERLOAD go soon carry AGBERO push for im WHEELBARROW ke!
I am having the time of my life ON AND OFF NL!!!
The best is yet to come! We shall see!

MONEY IS LOVE!!!
Nor be person wey chop belle-full dey feel love?
Like me of course!!!!!



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Descartes: Just know that you will soon show but it seems that you are not in your elements, Anwulika

Naaaaaaaaaaaaah.

I am with too much money these days. . .
A wealthy woman is a happy woman you know.
I am shinning too much. . . with too much money in the bank.

Let me wait for some 'broke-weather'. . . I go show my red eye!

Lack of money is the root of all evil.
Including lack of love.

A poverty-stricken soul can NEVER have a chance to give and receive love!

With 'comfortablility'. . . you can never look for love.
YOU AIM FOR SELF-RESPECT ONLY!
You never have to sell your body or spirit like a THIRD WORLD PROST-ITUTE!

Because it is a BUSH AFRICAN WOMAN'S WORLD!

Descartes: You dey find trouble o o.

Lef am. . . .

As trouble don sleep, some pipo nor like am.
Yanga go soon wake am ke!
I go soon dey off for 5 days.
Make I go count my dollars first this week!

By example!
Period!

iebanehita: Hmm.....

If women were independent ALL OVER AFRICA. . . . They would remain single for life!!!!

Check out NOLLYWOOD starlets for starters!
Even those that are married live apart for the most part!
Who want suffer-head?

Okonjo-Iweala nor marry?

bishopjoe02: I guess those birds shld b n d village. not d main auchi town

Auchi na village o! Town ke?

SisterCaro: I will not be shocked if this woman is Kanwulia

Shey you know na?
Vaginazzz should be celebrated!

iebanehita: Hmm... What you trying to say is whatever makes a marriage STAND is far stronger than what would break it?

You bet!

Oh no!
Na POVERTY AND FEAR dey make NIGERIAN/FRICAN WOMEN tanda for marriage o!
Not love!
Dem get freedom of CHOICE?

armyofone: lol, you mean those winch birds eh wey go dey whisper ku ku kuuuuuu ooooo
sounding like one's name

You don hia dem too?
Exactly!
Muhehehehehe

iebanehita: Yes dear.
Na lie you talk
How long have you lived in Nigeria or any African country?

Even if a thread is open on a daily basis on nairaland on cheating spouse/partner and breaking marriages, some marriages are standing on a solid rock!

No shaking!!!

And how do you know my deeeek is sweet?

What makes a marriage STAND. . . . is usually worse than what breaks it. . . . All over the world!
I can smell a sweeeeeet deeeeeeek anywhere in this world.

Praise5: Thanks to you all for your suggestions and ideas.
@Kanwulia, you shouldn't have bothered uploading those videos because everyone have seen them including I and my friend. Crime abounds everywhere in this country.

EJIGBO only means one thing.
PiP

Pepper in Pooohsie!
No need to look for school there abeg.
To learn what?

bishopjoe02: i hv no oda choice here boss. i need to spend like three days cos its my relation dats wedding....thanks for d tips bros

All the best!
They are peaceful peeps though!
But extremely LOCAL!

iebanehita: , , ,

You should know by now that you are popular in this forum.

So, don't be surprised by my gestures.

You bet your sweet deeeek!
Abi na lie I tok?

fujirice: Lol! You no well! At least allow them enjoy their marrital bliss.

Nor be Naija wedding?


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