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SAMBARRY:
Kanwulia like this abi?

OkoKEKERE ni?

O ti o!

SAMBARRY:
Lobatan

Abi?
Na who h-advise you or me ke?
Shiooooooooooor.

Women and their issues!

Joblessness nor go kill dem ooooooooooo
Kai !!!!!!

SAMBARRY:
Won't you give her wise words of admonition before she puts her legs in?

Naaaaaaah.
Marriage is like a Pandora-Box!

You can NEVER KNOW WHAT YOU HAVE GOTTEN INTO. . . ..or how you got there IN THE FIRST PLACE!

Why bother?

Nigerian movies!

Because of the "backward elements" aka LOCAL STARS who can't decide if they are Africans or BRITICO-AMERICANA WANNABEES!

This is good news!

Is it HUSBAND-PROOF?
Husbands are the CHIEF R-APIZTS abi?
How do I remove the "bad luck" if I am in "Christmas Runzzzz Mood"? I go begin fain dokita to remove the "LOJACK" ni?
If agro catch me for night nko.....AFTER I WEAR AM?

OkoBABANLA!

SAMBARRY:
Kanwulia baby.your attention is needed here

What was the problem again dear?
I don't see any o. . . . .but the usual tok-tok between couples WHO ALWAYS DELUDE THEMSELVES that THEY CAN CONTROL a matrimonial snowmobile in the event of an domestic earthquake!

Sha-sha. . . . Make dem marry FIRST!
I don't really take such "musings" seriously.
Make dem finish with round 1 first.

Na audition dem dey do first!
Please, allow the OP to indulge in her most self-validating fantasies.
Every woman needs that abi?

Signs that SHOW. . . .
Not SIGNS that SHOWZZZZZZZZZ!
Thank you!

Oh yeah!
I have not stopped crying!

STEEL MAGNOLIAS
MASK
THE CHAMP
MILLION DOLLAR BABY

And the moral of the story?

Only a man's REAL FAMILY can die with him!!!! Closest to HIS BLOKOS!!!

Women! Stop dying for BLOKOSES that are not yours!

What your God or Allah has joined on Earth, no one can put AZZZZZUNDA!!!

Amen!!!

My "fellow widows". . . . Your "womanhoodSSSS" live on!

Ahem!
What was the thread about again?
I don chop finish. . . . I can see cLIAAALY na!

*waiting impatiently for my "DESERT"!*

korel9:
I don't get you.

Meaning. . . . .WOMAN SHALT NOT LIVE BY MAN ALONE!!! AmeMMMMMMM!!!
If you like cheat on me o
If you like no cheat on me o

In the final analyZZZZZM. . . .

NA ONLY ME WAKA COME
NA ONLY ME GO WAKA GO

Ko bu ru
Ko ba je

I don really kia

Life is always full of choices.

No one can make me HAPPY or UNHAPPY but myself. The BUCK stops here! No passing!!!

*H-enjoying my RedLobster Sunday Dinner. . . . ALL BY MYSELF! Then off to da jazzzz club. . . . ALL BY MYSELF*

#4 for my face and hands. . . .
#3 for my nyansh. . . . Where the sun "don't shine"!

*bleassssssssshing is NEVER my portion . . . . .Hmmmmmmmm ooooooooooh*

Facebook still dey reign?

ENGLISH!!!!
The only language that will open ALL DOORS FOR THEM!

VERY VERY VERY SATISFIED!!!!

I have FINALLY arrived in MY GREAAAAAT USA!!!!

Zero debt!

Investment
SHOPPING! SHOPPING! SHOPPING!

O jes!

. . . . VACATION VACATION VACATION!!!!!

Errrrrrrm?
I am an EXCEPTION o!
My heart remains with me ALWAYS!

Village dude!

kelechiMarie:
kanwulia aaaaaaaaaaaah!the hijacker.Living in Nigeria isn't as bad as you think and some of us do have good taste okay
Nice house by the way,i love the pink zebra theme ,what state do you live in by the way

Real Hijacker!
I live in the Great PEACH-STATE, but I work in the big and BEAUTIFUL LONE STAR state!
Living in NIGERIA is NOT an option for me!
I know better now!
Good luck to y'awl.

ideology:
Alright dear, nice to meet you

Welcome!

glitest:
Every six months?...Then that's way too small
I thought you were talking about paying $300 for every other week.
You on the other hand, will be a difficult a$$ to pls.

Every 6 months is detailed cleaning.
Then touch-ups every week.
Yes! I am a very fastidious azzzzzzze!
No h-apologies!

Thank you ma pipo!
It has been fun. . . BACK TO THE MATTER. . .OYA YOJU TO WORK!



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JrhyYcSrQkY

Vivly: This is officially Kanwulia's thread.
Your face really looks gentle.

Of course I am very gentle. . .UNTIL I ENCOUNTER ANIMALS!



If your body na wire. . . I GO BE YA SUPPLIER!
JUST ELE FOR ME!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9wGdJqWoqXc


*Psssst. . . I took this picture in EMMA NYRA'S PARENTS' HOME IN E.P. . . . TEXAS! I was there when she was born*
E don tey wey we dey ELELE ooooooh!
NEAT HOUSES ALL THE WAY!

I dey push dem down o!
I nor get time for that kain 'ritual-torture' of awon VIVA-VIAGRA BLOKOSES.
Make my toto come peel finish. . . .begin dey 'shiaaaaaaaaa bloodddzzzzz'?
Tufiaaaaaaaaaaakwa!

Na who sen dem 'massage'. . . .plus 'message'?
Shiiiiiiiiiiooooooooooooor!

Na who sen dem WAKA COME. . . go carry dem WAKA GO ke!

angiemartinez: Now I see where this animalistic behaviour is coming from.

All things 'wild and wonderful'. . . YOUR DANE GOD made them all!
Including the HOLY GHOST BLOKOS or SATAN he/she cannot control!

egopersonified: Madam Kanwulia, you don hear this news?

Which news?

How NIGERIA SUFFOCATED ALL THE EBOLA PATIENTS?

All na 'taming' EBOLA abi?

Yesssssssssoh! I heard the news. Many where buried alive for rituals!

ideology: Cleaning is cool but Stressful when with lots of work load at once.

PS: Kanwulia, do you work from your home?
seems you spend more time at home.

You mean 'spend more time on NL'?
If I worked from home. . . I think I will worse than a DEAD EBOLA VICTIM!

No. . . I only go home to SLEEP AND RELAX!
I prefer to work outside the home. . .
Tufiakwa to 'housewife' life!
I can never do that!

SAMBARRY: since its already expanded let the man do the woman and other men a favour by allowing other men expand it the more while he continues with his side chicks, isn't that fair enough



feeling like someone who knows how to talk dirty about vaginas by the way where is kanwulia oko awon nairaland guys

Mu ha ha ha ha ha ha

Na real "OKO awon NL guys" oooooooooooh!
I dey oooooooooooooooooh!
Work and Christmas shopping dey keep me from NL oooooooh.
Very busy time of the year!


As for the VERY OLD topic. . . .

Una go ask una 'GOD' and im HOLY GHOST BLOKOS oooooooo.
Na for dati una 'BIBLE' h-adultery start abi?

IN HIS OWN IMAGE AND LIKENESS!

Simple!

Henrypraise: See as u hijack d tread from d person wen start. U be hijacker?

As usual na. . . . .
It come naturally.
Especially, if you have more to ENHANCE/ELABORATE on what the OP has offered than 'OTHERS'!
The simple laws of demand and supply. . . PURE ECONOMICS AT WORK!

Na my fault? Some of us have REAL LIVES outside NL oooooooo. . . .I am always tempted to show it!

3cycle: Kanwulia you are too young and beautiful to have soo much hate for your country and God
Nice crib btw

Thanks!
Sorry, I can't help the hatred.
It has always been justified!
Till then. . . . .

fpeter: please tell her o...she spews too much hatred and vile words,very negative stuff about Nigeria

Hmmmmmmm

Are the 'negative stuff' justified or not?