₦airaland Forum

MzMariah: When I was growing up mum made sure we do chores everyday. Back in my secondary school days She would wake my siblings and i up at 5am and we do our chores before leaving for schcrib. I grew up with that as part of me so I do my chores everyday and very early too. I wake at 5, do my clean up and bath latest by 7.

Apart from the usual Saturday big clean up I do my chores daily that even on the Saturday big clean up, washing the cottons might be the only big job for me to do.

Kanwulia nice crib, I love your kitchen.

Thanks!

Another kitchen in my home. . . and living room. . . .(not all zebraaaaaaz! )

CLEANING IT MYSELF OF COURSE!

fpeter: @Kanwulia, your house is beautiful..Thank God you are in the white man's land but
Be grateful to God for that opportunity, don't make others feel bad because they live
in Nigeria...Not everyone is suffering in Nigeria u know? Not everyone does the harsh
chores that would make them wrinkle or look worn out,people are more educated and
enlightened now and more homes are beginning to acquire certain gadgets to do their
chores.

This has nothing to do with suffering.
THE AVERAGE NIGERIAN HAS A MAJOR PROBLEM WITH THE SIMPLE CONCEPT OF 'MAINTENANCE'!
A.K.A. . . .NO TASTE!
Even the wealthiest human alive in Nigeria DOES NOT HAVE THE STAMINA OF CONTINUITY OR THE BASIC CONCEPT OF MAINTAINING A SENSE OF TASTEFUL LIVING.

Talk about MONEY MISS BOTH ROAD AND RIVER . . .

Everything is subject to 'FAKE WEALTH'. . . .

In the USA. . . you can NEVER TELL WHO IS WEALTHY OR NOT.
It does not cost much to MAINTAIN A STANDARD OF LIVING OF YOUR CHOICE!
Period!

bestestgirl: So na you be this? Chai! your house make sense die!!
One question tho.... were you a zebra in your former life??
abeg na joke o! no come finish me for here

Hmmmmmm!
Na so una bush for Naija?

YOU NEVER HEARD OF THE HOT PINK ZEBRA in this day and age?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=trr4B2dOUlM

Calculux95: @kanwulia, Whoaaa, maybe the part of nigeria you stayed was messed up, but not every one in nigeria lives a stressful life, a life of comfort depends on your background and wealth... P.s did your house get attacked by an angry zebra

Any part of Nigeria I live in. . .EVEN WITH ALL THE MONEY. . . I cannot live like the 'church rat' I live in PEACE. . . IN MY BLESSED U.S.A!!!!
A huge zebra attacked me in my home. . . and I SKINNED IT ALIVE!
Mu che che che che che che che


Na im dey reign now oooooooooo!!!!! Get with the new age darling!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FSMEVriJQzA


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UoUWXU7xPsE

femi4: We don't need your type here!
Anyway, your resting place will be Naija when the time comes

Hmmmm! Did I hurt you or your ego. . . or BOTH?

marieolae: Kanwulia thankyou so much for your pictures. A very beautiful and clean home u have.

Thanks.

glitest: $300...Na mansion dem dey help Una clean?.

You have no idea 'how I clean'. . . .
You can't clean a mansion for $300 dollars ANY WHERE in THE U.S.A. . . .It takes 8 hours to clean my home the way I want it oooooooo.
YOU WILL MOVE EVERYTHING FROM IT'S PLACE. . . AND CLEAN ALL BASE BOARDS!!!! I mean from TOP TO BOTTOM. . .every six months!
That is a 'cheap' price.
Goes to show you have never been inside a real mansion.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MXRhZa23JkA

Behold Nigerian 'MONKEY BANANA MANSION' wey be like ALCATRAZ!!!!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t1hcFVpde3A


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IdvHvtAH-s8


Maybe you mean by 'Nigerian standards' AKPRUKA mansions with constant generator fumes and borehole pestilences?. . . . .
Don't you always get a kick out of those 'black and white' stripes on the road. . . to show COLONIAL MENTALITY STATUS?



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y-a48vlkutM


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1KBVSay8RY0

Heart2heart: she didn't know that a lot of us ball into that white man country for vacation and business deals more than twice a month and 24times a year. check the flight costs. She thinks living in Nigeria literally means one is broke and living below bread-line. sojourning in another man's land is no accomplishment..

I don't mean any of what stated up there!
I only tried to state that you can NEVER compare the QUALITY of life in a CIVILIZED part of ANY world. . . . to that of ANY part of the UNCIVILIZED, sub-human kingdom of BLACK "TIWA SAVAGES"!

When "THE PIG WEARS PRADA". . . . .it only becomes a A DESIGNER PIG!

That is my point!

A marriage that is doomed to fail cannot be saved!
Shikena o!

kenex4ever: U r funny to a fault

I knoooooooooooow. . . . .
Keeps my young and freeeeeeeeeeeeesh!

The very SAD fact that you are confused about this matter means YOU NEVER GOT OVER HIM.
Something is obviously wrong with you!
In fact "uhomo whe rhia"!(your head nor dey house)!

She should feel free please!
It is never to late to have a reeeeeeeal abortion.

Washing SMELLY, unsanitary, bloody pad-buckets in the boarding school!

My first period! It started in FORM 1 aka JSS 1!!!

Those 2 I will never forget!

Sycophants nor go hungry till February, 2015!

OBJ. . . . POWER REACH SOUTH-SOUTH dummies!

You dey kamkpeeeeeeee!!!!

Operation Anenih must wack!

Day don break!
Coku don crow!

Na today?

Staaaaaaaaaaale news!

I pity the black race!

No money, no honey!

Na competition h-inside awa blanket ooooooooooh!

RESPECT!!!!

Ameerasexy: Really!!!! what kind of grammar is this?

This Fstranger of a stalker don come again?

*switches off. flight taking off*

I don't bully and I AM NOT bullyable.
A trial will convince ya!

Nothing like your own man or woman o!

nathskib: soooooo true. I used to wonder why, now we know

Abi ooooooooo. . . .
Mr. Balogun the 'panel beater'!

kreamidiva: Sensible post at Efe.


I remember Kanwulia saying something like : "i don't make decisions for my kids. I give them choices".

Did you consult your 5 yr old to know if that was what she wanted for her birthday or you took the decision yourself and imposed it on the poor girl?

I think there are age-appropriate things and places to go on a girl's fifth birthday. Next time, try asking her what she wants first.

Amen to that!
Give children choices. . . .aka CLUES!
The can never become BULLIES like their control-freakish parents!

No wonder her face always looks 'lumpy' under the make-up!
Wild, wild men of the EAST AND WEST!
Marry at your own risk!

Haywhymido: yea, u maybe ryt abt it been devoid of passion but who can blame dem if dey act dis way,dey r married 4 God's sake n dia r just coming back frm a quarrel i think,in which during dis period secretly dey r dying to av each other

Let us see what happens after the phocking?
All that one the man was shouting "where are the children?"
All because he wanted to PHOCK!
I even thought they were missing.
Nonsesicus couple!

They sound like TYPICAL LOCAL Africans.
Always in the heat, with a lot of drama!

Haywhymido: i knw u wld av prefer d woman to divorce d man

.

. . . . . And why would I want that?

The gist between the couple did not flow.
Devoid of passion. More like 2 sexxxx-starved GOATS!

A He and a She-goat . . . . . . To be precise!


Animals!

armyofone: Ha, here owls and bats are beautiful birds. Nig own are special breeds with exotic DNA

EBOLA must wack!

All of the above depending on my mood!
Except "the mechanic"! Not into inanimate objects!

Mtcheeeeeeeeeeeeeew!

The main reason the women keep outliving the men!

When you have a purpose in life, nothing can stop your destiny but when it is your time!

Nothing to revive o!
I have always and WILL ALWAYS HAVE IT!

Thanks to my wonderful parents and family!

I will never lack! AMINOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Odilafta: From the boss lady

Dazzzzzzzzzzzzz rite!

*how you take know?. . . na da nickname my sugar daddy for Nigeria dey call me o. . . .any time i call am for phone the first tin wey i go hear for 'year' na . . . . ."THE BOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSS"*