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Now you know why she married you!
She will soon call his name while screwing your azzzzzzze!

Verily, verily I sat unity you!

Digging my nostrils and eating my SNORT!

Yaaaaaaaay!!!!!!

Thinking like a real BLACK MAN!

You don phock the grand-AJEBO-Cougar finish, come dey type both rubbish and robbinson for NL abi?

Anyway, na the "old LAYA" na im I blame!

Grand mama wey nor know hasef!

MTCHEEEEEEEEEEW

Hmmmmmmm
Anoda ONE DIRECTION wedding!

It must be one of the sons from PATRICIA ETTEH"S house-maid.

Vikky014: U Mean atheist dnt do white wedding?or Dat Christain God killed them?explain pls

Please, write in correct grammar.
My parents did not invest in my SOUND education only to degenerate to NL level of guttural, YAHOO-YAHOO linguistics.
Not my portion!
Thanks!

Sunnybobo3: Cry me an ocean mate! Coming from an agbo seller, I'll let you slide.

No need to cry o. You already cried your soul to death on this thread and many more on NL.
Even when your "lord" rested on this sabbatical day, you have resurrected to spread BIAFRICAN misery!

Una days on the wilderness with material and spiritual wanderings nor get h-end?

Pity!

kilokeys: my frenemy. ur head touch everytime.. even on sundays.
i tot u were cracking a coded joke. but i wasted 4 seconds of my life trying to decipher the trash u spat out.

u dey sniff salt shey?

*fool ignored*

Elantracey: Good question , I guess he is not feeling his wife anymore

Yup!

Misery looking for an AGONY cousin's shoulders to cry on!

God-fearing men don't pamper women!
They only pamper other MEN or THE HOLY GHOST!
You are asking for too much o!

Why do you ask?

Only in Africa is pregnancy a handicap situation!
Mtchew!

Tribalism comments!
Igbo this. . . Igbo that!
Who gives a phock?
Inferiority complex at the highest order!

Upon all, na drug - pushing in Malaysia una shakara h-end with ALABA results and OTIGBA computer engineering skills!

Okoro-kobokobos!

Na "Education" section of NL be dis ni?
Mtcheeeeeeeeew

Nmeri17: You practically disvirgined yourself.

don't even know which is funnier. kanwulias post or the reception. every body Don abandon OP post

I did not dis-VAJlN moi sef.
I simply started my "periodicals''!

As for abandon the OP's post?
Na todaaaaaaaaaaay?

Nmeri17: you're just spoiling them. sooner or later they will grow into a world where they have to be under control and will become rebellious

Hmmmmmm
See OKIJA "logic'' o!

SAMBARRY: i am not allergic to those and nothing is doing me"somehow"

Hmmmmmm!
I understand!

SAMBARRY: k baby you won't kill me on nl

we already know what yash/vajyna/dheek/anus is used for. Can you do without referring to those

Nor die ooooooooh.
Are you allergic to 'those'?
Or izzzit dooyin ya 'somehow'?

Lollus de Lollus ogome!(my preciiiiiiiiious)

Thanks to my jolly PAPA!

My mom calls me "MOLO"!
My siblings call me "MOLOLO"!

The saga continues!

Did the men not see all these before trowaying their leaking condoms?

armyofone: Lankious northern mallams all the way…



OP, not a good reason. If you see her giving your kids money for roadside food, then it is time for you to start doing the cooking.

Ok!
Take a look at all the goVOnos of all the states in NIGERIA.

You nor see say FASHOOOO resemble man wey dey lick 2-2 year-old dem toto?
Oshiomole nko? (can't imagine such a tin on top of woman o . . . .chai!!!!)

The goVOnos are a SOUND rep of then MEN in the state! Fact!

Leetunechi: big FOOL

crackhaus: Thank God you were able to settle down with a man of your dreams after all the PHOCKING around

I also doubt if any man from those ethnicities you listed would loose one second of sleep over what you don't like about them... Ain't nothin but a thang!

Yessssoh!
I don taste taya o. So I have "PROVE"!(inserts NGBATIC YINGRISH hia)!
Come chop VAJIN anu-S na!

Please, I don marry!
Case/NYANSH closed!

Hahahahaha

I CANNOT date. . . .not to mention marry an EDO, Urhobo(Ijaw/Isoko/Itsekiri/Rivers/Cross Rivers. . . . All those BUSH AREAS OF NIGERIAN MEN)Yoruba or BIAFRAN-Igbo man. I have dateD or PHOCKED some of these LOCAAAAAAAL-BUSHMEATS in the past . . . so I know ke!

All you need to do is meet their checkered family members.

EDO women prefer foreigners for the same VERY REASON! I DON'T like their culture of maltreating women and children. They are not capable of loving or receiving love. It is in their EXTREMELY HARSH GENES!

In short. Delta IGBO or Northrrners only!

Bottom line OP!

If your instinct speaks to your CONSCIENCE, learn to listen.

lofty900: u funny die. which one be suffering and smiling again ?

It is called a NIGERIAN marriage!
The people that complain in their marriages are HEALTHIER than those who remain silent or fake happiness out of low self-esteem or DESPARATION/RELIGIOUS HYPOCRISY!

Fact!

All you need to do is LIVE with the fake CHRISTIAN couples for 5 minutes. . . You go pity them!

Dem full NL ke!


MUCHECHECHECHE

Well. Not really. Broken hearts NEVER mend.
You can't blame them abi?
Once bitten. . . .twice shy!

It only takes one BAD APPLE to spoil the whole bunch!

A psychological problem that can never be cured!

What one man/woman sows. . . . . .another MUST REAP! The viscous cycle continues!

Christian HYPOCRISY and DESPERATION!

A man whose name is EMMANUEL = 419!
I nor call TRIBE O!

lofty900: doesn't mean there are no Christians who respect their vows and remain faithful.

I have not met ONE!
You mean Pastor Chris and Pastor Anita?
After 20 years of S&S?. . . . . Suffering and smiling like with ALL CHRISTIAN marriages?

Vanellope: Wow! I guess they're all grown up.

No, I only prepare them for adulthood!