₦airaland Forum

SAMBARRY: the holy Bible does not lie

Hmmmmm!
Ok!

DukeNija: Lol. I tire o. Who send d woman message?

Ehn-ehn!
Na who sen the H-OP?

Ehen?
Na me gif am belle?

SAMBARRY: haaaa fear God o

He has already done his worst na!
Killed his ONLY BEGARRRRRETH son!

Who is next on NL?

SAMBARRY: Mary had an immaculate conception meaning she is the only woman who was pregnant without ever having sex

GOBE! Ayakata!!!
Na lai-YEE, na LAYEE . . . . Na PINO-KIYO!!!
Original B
GOBE!!!! AYAKATAAAAAAA!!!!

Dawezz: whatcha insinuating Kan?

You nor dey read bible?
It is in the 11 commandments!

SAMBARRY: please leave jesus out of this. He was the only man born a virgin and died a virgin

Jesus blokos na dey only clean wan o!
Sucked only by his 12 Apostles!

SAMBARRY: omg so you have been right all along when you were always talking about "dirty vag/blok.i thought you were joking or spiting some people I didn't know you were right


op I have nothing to say because I am not a gynaecologist . Like others have said go to the clinic and most importantly sieve the kinds of men you open your thighs to. Everything doesn't have to go in . There are some stds that will make you itch your vj so bad that you won't care if you are in public. Only God knows the kind of smell that will be oozing from your something

Oh stick around dear!
The older you get. . . . . . The "dirtier" it GETS.
So before you phock, you go "seive" the BLOKOS or TOTO abi?
Na Jesus blokos?

SAMBARRY: God doesn't have blokos because he is a spirit. Not just spirit a holy spirit devoid of earthly filth

Haaaaaaaa!
What a rip off!
So Mary nor even WAKA KAM?

EfemenaXY: @Dygeasy: you're a real clown - seriously!


To be honest, I was expecting a counter thread to Mr Wole's own. You know, the supposedly married guy who was testing himself for Hepatitis, Ebola, and HIV after disvirgining his 30 year plus "good" friend.

This one dey itch and scratch her Congo whilst typing on nland, one week later - while still contemplating to get tested...but is more worried about how to break the news to her "trusted" boyfriend.

Oh, what won't one read on Nairaland!
***guffaws***

Oh please! Na today?
The show must go on.
Unless you doN WANNA PHOCK!

SAMBARRY: Orisirisi.its pastors like this that give people like kanwulia the leverage to make mockery of Christianity and subject it to ridicule with all this funny practices

You know I don't need pastors on or off NL ke.
All I need is the wandering blokos of the Holy Ghost !

Anoda one done come o!
DORTY nyanshes month on NL.

Nmeri17: So kanwulia = let's go and be happy = ka anyi je nulia onu

what of mgbeketoto

forgive my stalking BTW

Mgbeketoto dey kamkpeeeeeee!!!
Chopping life oooooooooh!
Chai!!!!

Nothing like a goooooooood English breakfast after an all-night marathon session of bedmatics!
Chai!!! This dude na horse!!!

Na ya kind stalking I dey like o.
With ZERO aggravation . . . . Amen.

SeaGold: Welcome to queen's land. Enjoy your stay but remember the tax everything including the air u breath there.

Thank you jare!
Off to Manchester today! Leaving Blackheath.

DORO SURU!

Dawezz: whatcha insinuating Kan?

You guess is as good as minezzzzzzzzzzzz. . . . .
Make it a "tweeeeeetsome"!

Nmeri17: You didn't add "TWAAAAAA" to this one abeg what does "doooo " mean in bini?? whenever I'm down in Edo and their women tell me doo ion know what to reply :-(

Thanks for reminding me.

TWAAAAAAAAAAAAA to FIAAAAAAAAAKWA!!!!!

Dooooo is a form of greeting like "e pele sir"!

Nmeri17: So you consider a mad goat worthy to save you?? chai. maama yo situation consumes me with sorrow

I do not share the Christian faith. That was meant for those who believe.

SeaGold: The only thing you need to change about you is your perception concerning religion particularly the Christian faith. Aside that you are one intelligent woman whom i enjoy her perception of life and robust maturity trait exhibited in posts and delivered comically to the benefit of the discerning minds.

Awwwwwww
My head is swelling ooooooh!

*we shall leave the Christian faith and my perception out of this extremely palatable post. please welcome me to the uk once again. loverrrrly weather than that blazzzzzing texas sun!*

Very common world-wide!
Some men would even add THEIR MOTHER and a few aunts to the 'mix'!

Toto and blokos dey discrimonate?

Just take her to an abortion clinic to observe a LIFE [size=20pt]LIVE[/size] PROCEDURE.

Simple!

Lemme guess!

Which tribe? ;

East or West. . . . Home is THE EVIL FOREST!

Anoda wan don come o!
You wan chop yam, but you nor sabi road to market'. . . . . . Not to mention FARM!

Who goes into a relationship with FEAR and .WHAT IFs biko kwa nu?

You never ready.

Shior!

7 hours to go on this long flight! Time for some movies.

Food don come again! Chai!!!

PHOCK thy neighbor AS THINE SELF!

MUCHECHECHECHE

Na im make I dey jolly o!

Husband mata again kwa nu?

Thank our ancestral shrines for open marriages.

*packing my bags, one more night to work and off on vacation ourra the country. . . . .time for some HOT RUNZ. . . .

Wey my passport and tickets jare. . . . Time to print my boarding pass*

Iluvberem: Otu nne gi

Ha! Na so e pain ya reasssssh?
Ndo PAPA!

Hmmmmmmm
This BLOKOS na ganja for some women o!
Abi nor be the same 2-2 NAIRA KPOMO wey I done dey chop for 30 years in the wilderness of romantic delusion and matrimonial traffic jam?

Some women get chance sha!

Na Sambisa forest she from WAKA KAM?

She was like this before you got married, so why complain now?

Divorce settlement in a male chauvinistic Nigerian world?

Impossible!

Like religion. . . . .only it you have the "faith of a mustard seed"!