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Ishilove: So big feet translates to...

Hahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahaha!! Kanwulia, you ehn... Lwkmd!

Yes o!
Just like the "BIG Ds"

I have never tolerated the KING KONGS O!
Na only "da tip" of the mushroom I fit chop o!

Ova to una. I dey hail o!
Awon "Kainji Damnation"!

MUCHECHECHECHE

SAMBARRY: Confession time
see as all of them dey jabo dey go.so Kanwuliiiaaaaaaa was right after all. Nigerian Husband/wife=roommates. Kids are better for next of kin.iyen na nice

Of course I am right.
No need for JABOLOGY!
If not for children, NAIJA women nor go marry lai-lai!!!
I nor for TRYAM!

Do you know what it takes to live with a NIGERIAN man under the same ROO'P'. . . . . for more than 6 month?
Shegey! Death is "MO BETA"! AYAKATAAAAAAAAAA BONGOOOOOO!!!!

If I nor get flenty-flenty MARRIED LOVERS, I for don commit suicide tey tey ke!



One day woman go make AKAMU from nose take carry her own belle WITHOUT MAN AND DEM BLOKOS wahala and shakara
Amiiiiiiiiin oooooooooh!!!!

I loooooove my roommate husband o.

OH ISRAEL TO THY TENT!
. . . . . And JUDAH too!

Faun: Your newwdz.
Send them.
NOW.

Bring ya papa own f'O'rst na!

jennykadry: Abeg carry waka. You are one hawt mama and I mean it honestly. The shock wey I receive when I see your profile pic. Kanwulisko may I look like you even hotter when I reach my 40's. 2 years to go to knack 50 and you hawt like this? Your husband needs to marry you twice. That dowry wey him pay first time no reach at all

The OLDER the HOTTER ke!
Fanning myself.
Na happiness, peace of mind, lots of laughter and GOOD GENES!

1000 likes.

jennykadry: No I don't.please tell me it's good news news like tighter vag.ina would gladden my heart but no tell me say the vag.ina go big like the feet. Na high blood pressure be that

Muhahahahaha

E dey pain o!

Ishilove:
I am fearfully an wonderfully made

jennykadry: Buuahahahahahahahahahahaha kanwulia don yab our legs. Isorait..it is well. Let the big say they are small

Mu he he he

You know what they say about the "feet" and poohsie size!

Aprime: The same goes for Money. Some People would do anything for money and 72 virgins.

Just like some omini impotent ritualist GOD will sacrifice their only bastard son for salvation of FIRST-CLASS imbecAIls! a

When a mad goat would prolly have done the trick!

Religion is the root of all other evils!
It makes people think and act like AN-ENCEPHALITIC cows!

The gospel truth. . . ,
No thanks to you BABA WOR-WOR!

Or is the union viewed a marriage of convenience which only exist to bear children.

This is more like it in AFRICA AND NIGERIA!
The rest na PINOCCHIO!!!

AKA CHRISTIAN 419 VOWS!

I tried it once.
The last time for sure.

I could not wait for her to LEAVE!!!

SAMBARRY: Kanwuliiiaaaaaaa

This tin na BIG MAN DEZIZ ooooooh! CHAI!!!!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H-00IRbfzUE


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eV-aTTSJiEk


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-a3F_QdGJ2I

SAMBARRY: Please slam op pharell music video titled happy. He needs to watch it

Whooooooooomp diarritisssss . . . IF YOU ARE HERPES HERPES HERPES. . . . .


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rW8sBvrJzCU


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=02PWlRVVVdY

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Op! You get PRESIDENTIAL DIZIZ o!
Congratulations!

this modify button too dey close to the 'quote' button o.
shior!

Givemejoy: I am in a lot of trouble. I dated my ex for a few years but we had to break up ten months ago because of same genotype issue. A month ago, I finally met this
great guy after not being able to date for a while and we hit it off immediately. I went to see my ex for one last "kiss" and we ended up having sex.

I wasn't in my safe period and we didn't use a condom in the heat of passion. My new boo and I went out partying five days later and came back high. While we were having sex, the condom broke. I immediately got up and went to pee o. Now my period is late and I'm trying to figure out who may be the father.

Is it my ex or my current boo? If I tell my ex it's him, we'd have to get.married, same with the other guy.
What if I tell my current boo it's his and then later start seeing my ex in the baby's face?? I'm really confused on what to do and I need to act fast. I don't want to tell either of them that I slept with the other around
the same period. I would prefer to marry my ex
though, I still love him so much and he loves me too''.

What should I do?

Please, no.insults......... constructive advice.

Unfortunately. . . stories like yours are more of a reality than we can ever imagine.
It is a tragedy!

The word 'boo' must be new to your lexicon.
The way you dey use am dey sweeeeet you welehi telehi!

I will stop here. . . since you politely asked for 'no insults'!
You for hiaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrram gaaaan!

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SAMBARRY:
please help me slam op flavour nabanias music video that he sang waka waka baby, chuku chuku baby, I go tell my mama.baby sawale

If there is anything I can't stand. . . it is PHOCKING WITHOUT A SENSE OF PURPOSE!

SAMBARRY:

See krase pipo wey nor sabi say HAPPIES na common cold!
Abi you see dem for quarantine?
Muchechecheche!

If you are HAPPIES and you know clap ya NYANSH. . . . .

KPA!
KPA!

Unbelievable!
We nefa judge the genotype issue finish. . . .You kam add RUNZ and GANJA to add h-inSOT to h-injury.

You should be CHARGED and CONVICTED for reckless endangerment!
If you have given up on YOUR OWN LIFE. . . .no need to drag others down your part of MISERY!

SAMBARRY: lmao I was already wondering how queen madam kanwulia of all people isn't here abi she sick ni wey she no dey here


. Anyway I have nothing to say other than what mr Brown jay, bennyrazz and madam kanwulia have said, of course that's if it's not nollywood home video



Yorubas say eyan olewa laye kitie maba

Sick ke?
Even if I get AIDS + EBOLA! The SHOW must go on!
The GOD of CHRISTIAN DISEASES nor go see my front or brake light o!
Nor be woman dey with MAGIC JOHNSON?


Can you imagine?
This 'novice-chopper' come NL dey cry! Say make we do wetin?
Nansenze!

Life is about choices.
Make yours and let others be!

All these "leaking" toto topics sef!

Oh yeah!
ONLY TO "SASSISSFY" curiosity!
Finito!

BISIBODI dey taya?
Na full time work for some pipo o!

donpeey22: Lol. I dey gbadun your style sha!

Thank you jare!

You left a doctor's office to come and ask NL, WITHOUT A COMPLETE HISTORY?
Why did you not ask the EXPERT?
You prefer the opinions of NOVICES abi?

Way to go!

I hate am ehn?
Me and my FEMALE co-workers dey KWATA SERIOUSLY!
Dem nor like me for dat one atol atol!

Once they start bad-mouthing another who is always ABSENT. . . . I tell them to please TAKE THAT [size=20pt]"CHICK SHYTE"[/size] outside. I find it offensive.

When they want to gossip. . . . .they AVOID my presence!
Fine with me!

jnrbayano: This Kanwulia sef

Na true Na.
I nor want that kain SUFFOCATION o! NA WHO SEN AM?
Na only im WAKA KAM to disturb my runs?
HELL NO!

Be GENUINE friends with LOVE, RESPECT AND HAVE SOME COMMON GOALS!

BECAUSE THEY ARE PHOCKING BORRRRRRRRING!!!!!

Only a woman CAN KILL HER CHILD OR ANOTHER WOMAN for BLOKOS!
Don't you just love them for that?
REAL LOVE!

donpeey22: Kanwuli Kanwuli! Always hitting d nail on the head!

Oh yes o!

Nothing as dangerous as when a woman is JEALOUS of another. . . .BECAUSE OF A MAN.

ESPECIALLY THE UGLY, DESPERATE, CHRISTIAN. . . . BORN-AGAIN ONES who can't find or KEEP healthy relationships.


Ruuuuuuuuuuun for your dear life!!!!!

You are wasting precious emotional resources!
Life is not about competition!

LEARN TO LOVE YOURSELF!

SHYTE is thicker than blood!

Two questions though!

Why would I want a man to STAY interested in me?
Is he that jobless?