₦airaland Forum

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Corruption fighting back corruption APC style!

Oh yes o!
JUBRIL from Sudan and his 10 fighter jets to be used on Nigerians.

Nigeria is DOOMED!!!!

When they give you money, you embezzle it.
Now you are shouting?

Marriage!
The only way women can escape poverty in Africa.
So glad Rita is not blinking.

Ride on beautiful!
Don’t mind the jobless, online busy-bodies!

When Buhari declares his ARSE-Ts, Atiku will reply.

Chai!!!
Make Boko Haram nor see this wan o.
I hope it has parking spaces o.

What a SHOCKER!
Poussies are really SCARCE worldwide!

Abi oooooooo.
Let him remain in jail.
Till Buhari learns to OBEY COURT ORDERS!
Lifeless DUNCE!

See wahala for APC BUSY-DEDI-BODIES o!

Certified Womb-Checkers, Abortion-Counters and Sperm-Count Sniffers. . . . . Over to ya!

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Where did Tinubu get funds to finance Buhari’s 2015 campaign?

That $25 billion missing from NNPC and the IKOYI apt UNCLAIMED LOOT are going where?

APC needs to tell Tinubu to stop providing them with CHEAP COCAINE I swear!

Even the “belles” are mansions too!
Biafrans moving in on Asiwaju!
Muhehehehehe HE!

Pehnis well tucked-in!
See talent o!

With the high level of stress and POVERTY?
More like 80%!

lefulefu:
haha our politicians big tummy na too much enjoyment dey cause am and as for indomie e no be naija food per say na chinko ppl introduce dat meal to us.

Politicians nor dey for EASTERN, MIDDLE-EASTERN AND WESTERN WORLD?

Yet Chinks do not die of diabetes and are over populating the world by the minute.

You can not compare the PORTIONS of rice or noodles A BLACK person eats to that of an Asian ke!

A typical Nigerian will eat 10 times the amount of rice or noodles plus 10 portions of RED MEAT!

The amount of SOFT DRINKS and HARD LIQOUR nko?

Bad news all around!

No fresh fruits, no veggies!

supereagle:
To add to what you mentioned, what will eat now can later build up sickness later in life, the reason I control what they eat now. It is only indomie I don't have much control over because my wife will still eat and the children will follow her to eat. I don't take indomie or any noodles.

That is the main reason we develop TYPE II Diabetes in our 30’s and 40’s. The pancreas can only take so much to build a high insulin resistance.

I only knew how to EAT RIGHT after leaving Nigeria. It is just as inexpensive to eat right as it is to eat JUNK! I had to get a goooooooood education to control my blood sugar.

HIGH CHOLESTEROL, STRESS, HIGH BP, DEPRESSION AND LACK OF GOOOOOOOD SLEEP are all diabetes-friendly.

Indomie is the WORST THING a child can eat. It is CHEAP and NASTY!

1. High in CARB.
2. High in fat.

20 years of eating INDOMIE. . . . ?
Diabetes is a SURE BANKER!

supereagle:
To add to what you mentioned, what will eat now can later build up sickness later in life, the reason I control what they eat now. It is only indomie I don't have much control over because my wife will still eat and the children will follow her to eat. I don't take indomie or any noodles.

Indomie is the WORST THING a child can eat. It is CHEAP and NASTY!

http://naijaweightloss.com/fatloss/report/indomie.htm


1. High in CARB.
2. High in fat.

20 years of eating INDOMIE. . . . ?
Diabetes is a SURE BANKER!

Only in a SHYTEHOLE can you read SHYTE like this!

After all the money laundering and “Gandujeneerings”?
All the advance fee fraud to politicians don hook dem for throat!
Dem don exchange Dollar to Naira at 1:1 to all the Northerners finish come smell bankruptcy ni?

Karma the sweet I tellya!

OdikwaRisky:
kanwuliaextra I see you viewing, you for don vote if you had the ability to? abi na wetin concern you concern shithole

I nor dey vote for America, e come be for SHYTEHOLE POLITRICKSTERS?
Only for entertainment please.

JUBRIL or whatever you call yourself?
Lookey hia!
Don’t insult our intelligence.
Nigerians’ votes do not count.
Never did, NEVER WILL!
You only RIG in Nigeria.


I nefa stand for line to vote for credible US politicians, e come be “dollar-for-agbada” WAEC-LESS DAURA DUNCE likey you and ya “ASIWAJUJU cabal?

Look at this OKPEMU trying to tell the world that credible elections take place ANYWHERE in Nigeria? Atiku should make sure he can out-rig you and your Sudanese cabal.

Even if dem dey give spiritual PVC to diasporans,
YOU ARE NOT QUALIFIED to SMELL THEM!

Back to Daura! You MALU-PHOCKER!

supereagle:
I don't allow my children to take Juice to school, I control what they eat at home. Diabetes is not for them.

Type II Diabetes is an adult problem that manifest in the 40s. More of a lifestyle issue.

For Africans, it is purely genetic because of our diet that centers mostly on INDOMIE AND EGG!

Too much RED MEAT, BOOZE, not enough grains, fresh fruits and vegetables.

Lack of exercise nko?

Due to malnutrition by poverty or over-indulgence by big manism, we are DOOMED!

Look at the stomach of 95% of Nigerians, ESPECIALLY THE POLITICIANS.

sacajawea:
Another Illiterate Nigga!!!

Aystarz:
That's below the belt. I bet if some man made a joke about the female anatomy, your heart wouldn't be able to take it.

Haba! It is common knowledge that diabetes is neuro-muscular-nephro-vascular antagonist.

It attacks the Phenis first.
Just the facts. Nothing to make fun of.
Na we all dey sufferrrram abi?

Dem don VIDEO-shop and crop the clips too?
Na JUBRIL fingers fine like 30 year-old stud own like dis?

Chai!!!! Diarrrrrrris GODiiiiiioh!!!

He seems to “GLOW” only in the dark!
This ZomBuhari keeps getting younger and younger o!

That means more erectile dysfunction in the world of too many impotent men already!

Chai!!!!

Abi oooooooo
As boyfriend don run, mommy and daddy are always there!

The father of ALL DEMOCRATIC CALAMITIES has spoken!

The 1/2 billion dollars Buhari used to purchase 10 fighter-jets nko?

Who approved it?

Thieves everywhia!
Chai!!!!!

OkoroNAMA don blow WISO for Uzodimma head sharp-sharp!

Maybe he went to London or Saudi Arabia to reset/re-do his JUBRIL face!

So he will remain in Nigeria till after the 2019 RIGGING!

SlayQueenSlayer:
And they don't even fuccck half as much as those coded codeine northern babes o.

Even if they did?
Must the whole world go blind and deaf with their PDAs?

Especially with all these ALAYE-RAPPING-dudes doing “romance for a fee”?

If I be rich man daughter, I nor go follow poor man o! I love Notthern babes for that o.

INDIMI must marry DANGOTE!
Shikena!