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Boko Haram nation!!

Because na woman?

Self-pleasuration na crime for Uganda?

What a BACKWARD nation!

While it is true that the late Brigadier General Yusuf Bomoi left the NYSC in January 2009, we now know that several certificates issued after that date in 2009 still bore his signature.

Only in Nigeria!!!!!!

Wise men say. . . . Only FOOLS rush in. . . .

What his eyes have seen. . . His mouth cannot tell it all.

Time to “TU LE MU”!

Everybody taking off from BUHARI’S mess!

crackhaus:
Longetivity in marriage is what I congratulated you for, not your emotional/sexual satisfaction which can't be proven by any measure.

Longevity is more important to me. Satisfaction?
With a Nigerian man?
NEVER.

First to quench. . . . Is the name of the game!

And APC WILL STEAL ALL RECOVERED LOOT before leaving office!

Thief na Thief abi?

Look at this “certificate-forger and DRUG BARON” making noise fa?

And APC WILL STEAL ALL RECOVERED LOOT before leaving office!

InyinyaAgbaOku:
U just like reading your updates.

But then, I thought the two enjoyed it, why does the woman have to be paid?

Not really!
Most women FAKE it!
Pretending is part of the game.

Good sex is a state of the mind.
Unless the woman is on some “drugs”.
Most pretend.

Even the moaning and groaning na fake ke!
Most women will pretend to enjoy sex for a “bag of puff-puff” in places like Nigeria, where poverty is LORD!

Chicken Quesidillas for dinner.

crackhaus:
30 years in marriage?
I'm not that old na

Does this now invalidate the fact that MANY people have crossed that milestone?

Which milestone?

Longevity in marriage or emotional/sexual satisfaction?

Kayemo = Omokri.
APC = PDP.
Let the games continue!

chisco82:
Sorry, @ the bolded, are you a divorcee, how many time have you divorced ?

Is that the topic for discussion?
Na for NL I go tell my tory?
Tufiakwa!

crackhaus:
Many already did.

Are you one?

RealityShot:
"Every woman na OLOSHO o! " THANK YOU for finally agreeing to the topic.

" Ladies are greedy because men demand MORE SEX and NO LOVE!"

Lol.. When you give women love they get more Greedy...
Next thing is "baby mama", marriage and more money!



Showing women love makes them take the man as a fool.

If he has money and lavished it on her in love... She will do gate man!
If he has little money,... she will do his brother or neighbors for.

(I just don't know why women can't control themselves when men love them: they just go into SELF DESTRUCT MODE)

Why?

I think you have a lot of 'problems' with distrust like I do.
For good reasons.

You wonder why women go into self destruct mode?
Only because they have been so burned. . . .they are programmed to be just as dysfunctional.

A good woman is mistreated by a man with no conscience, then you expect the same woman to be good to the next man?
That same woman is waiting to unleash her 'hurt' on the next man ke!
Na who start am? THE MEN OF COURSE.
In the final analysis. . . YOU, AS A MAN WILL REAP WHAT YOU HAVE SOWN PREVIOUSLY.
All those days you spend as 'player-player' messing with the emotions of innocent girls. . . your dying days will meet you with 'AKPROKOS' ke!

It is called 'KARMA THE BYTCH'!

A vicious cycle.
Then the 'worst' ones will run to 'church' and hide their demons in CHRIST. . . .till 'CHRIST' go taya to carry dem burden!

Men feel betrayed and emotionally-fractured by women and vice versa.
So what do we have left?
We go dey 'do' each other 'da tin' ke?
Efry barry sharpen dem cutlass o! The war is on.
I pity those wey dey look for 'love' amongst dysfunctional men and women.

MuchechechechecheCHE!

crackhaus:
Congratulations on your levels.

Amen oooooo.
Many may never reach there!

Lucky devil!
Dem no 'niked' am, put rope around im neck?
Naija dey 'civilize' small by small o!

Mbappe ADESANMI Kylian wins!

France vs Croatia!

RealityShot:
so you are an Olo-sho...accept it and kontinu your market.

Personally, I would rather pay for spot kick,
Than have one Olo-sho turn baby mama by mistake.

Why do you ladies always act like you are the only ones loosing something from the body?

You know how much protein it takes to produce one release of sea-men? Ask Google.

If women don't NEED and WANT and ENJOY phocking,
Will you all be self servicing so much?

Kebeing is SHARING.

if a man feels like he has excess and wants to help the lady.. So be it.
And if the lady has excess... She should see no reason to withhold the help.

Anyways.. The main problem these days is that no matter how much a man pays... Women still go TESTING Others.

So paying ain't the problem.. Ladies have become Greedy and just sell the thing till they have excess cash.. And then more.

That is ASHA-WO

LWKMD!!!!
You act as if sex, love and marriage mean the same to men and women folk?
Then, you are a LEARNER!
Ever heard of “Men are from MARS, and WOMEN are from VENUS”?


Every woman na OLOSHO o! Ladies are greedy because men demand MORE SEX and NO LOVE!
Men made it so.
A woman has two choices.

1. Be a CHEAP WHORRRRE.
2. Be an expensive WHORRRE.

As a man, which would you respect and go for?

The woman that commands cheap akamu or the one that commands EXPENSIVE AKAMU?
Nor be the same DISEASE dem dey SPREAD?

What exactly is your point?

As for testing “others”?
Men never had that monopoly.
Even in marriage, the “testing” continues.
“If it doesn’t fit. . . . You must AQUIT” . . . . Johnny Cochran. R. I. P.

As a man or woman, you must have something to SHOW for all your waka-waka.
What satisfaction do you get from sex?
Material, spiritual or recreational? Your choice.
Mine is strictly material. My choice!
Call me AN OLOSHO. No wahala. I agree!

crackhaus:
Congratulations on your longetivity, we dey count awa own dey come small small.

Now we are talking!
Levels please!

cococandy:
I can bet you’re a little bit of both

While your roots may never leave you, your environment will inevitably impact you

Absolutely correct!
Only because I live in the U.S.A.
I am an American Feminista only , but an African woman who is used to dealing with ONLY AFRICAN/NIGERIAN MEN.

Don’t be too emotionally needy.
Never GIVE more than you receive or you get ripped off, used and abused.
Dem nor dey appreciate o, but they want you to GIVE YOUR ALL.
Never beg for money or honey.

No OLOSHO work or Sugar Daddy to pay for hia o.
On your own! O. Y. O.!
I love it.

Na WHO CLEAN NAM? ? ? ?

See as motors cramp the tiny compound.
If you nor fit build beta garage, why buy expensive cars?

Real MMR(money miss road)!

OBO. . . OLODO BABA OLOWO!
OBO. . . ODE BABA OLOWO!

Like fada, like son! TASTELESS!

bukatyne:
I agree that a husband can't meet all the needs of his wife.

This is written by an American wife yet interestingly, a colleague said something summarizing this a while back: it is easier to be a good wife than a good husband. With food, sex and respect, the husband is 'fine'; with the wife, not so.

Maybe that's why the advice 'when you want something, cook, sleep with him' bla bla sometimes works with men.

It also doesn't help that most of the husbands are not taught/ do not know/ are not interested in meeting the needs of the wife.

I be AMERICAN WIFE?
As an AFRICAN WIFE. . . . . 2 things I can NEVER TRUST ANY MAN WITH ARE MY WALLET ANS MY HEART! I guard both seriously!

There are many dangers with trying to “copy” western marriages. It is easier to meet the needs of a man than a man meeting the needs of a woman. We are not raised in western ways. The concept of relationship and marriage is PURELY CONTRACTUAL in Africa.

In Africa? ? ? WOMAN GO WAIT TAYA KE!
The reason I have CONDITIONED myself not to EXPECT too much. I can NEVER give less than I receive sha!

If he says good morning, I say good morning.
I have learned not to give where I don’t receive!
I way to self-absorbed to look at any man’s face.
I nor get that kain time. I don’t have that “finicky need” to feel special with gifts of “flowers” or “G-Wagon Assurances”!

My emotional bank akkant dey always “GBAGAM” for myself than invest foolishly in NIGERIAN MEN.

I have only dated and married Nigerian men. . . .So I get them formula wella-wella!

No emotional of financial FREEEEEEBIES!
Efry barry. . . . how im own o!

crackhaus:
Are you sure you don't mind if he does only one?

Say the truth and let the devil be ashamed.

He already does.
As good friends and BEST HOUSE-MATES!

Just saying . . . Should in case of “in casity”.
Nor be “husband matter” dey pepper me now.
I have other major concerns of family dynamics and retirement planning o.

Sex? Please, too boring and tiring. At this stage, you have to be careful not to “COME and GO” at the same time ke! With all that BIG-BIG BELLE, Diabetes, HIGH BP and who knows what else?


30 years of SEX! SEX! SEX!
Time to retire abeg!
Over to the “newly-weds” and those who never had it “gooooooood”!
I don CHOP belle-ful.

Na wetin?
Abeg I need SLEEP, not SEX!
All I see now is $$$$$$$$$$

no1madman:
How much 4 T.D.B?

Depends on your AKKKANT BALANCE.

RealityShot:
The HORGAZIMS women get in their room/toilet, what powers them?

When you are kebeing the man it doesn't sweet you too? No?
Then I guess you have not had a real kebeing ever.

When you get correct kebeing till you run dry, you will say "Thank you!"

I dont give it anymore or I would have offered you a test..

If you insist on selling Shaa... No that that's why a woman can never win presidency in Nigeria.
What a man can pay for... He never truly values.

Self-HORGAZIMS na for lack of beta show na.
Ask any woman.
The sweetness is in the “rewards” afterwards.
Even if the dhick is DEAD!

Then she can use the money to buy other “beta wans”!

You think say na NL scammer-romance?
After the love talk. . . We start selling!
Love gets old you know?
A baby mama for example, cannot afford to dash free phock o!

Mbok! Free phocking ENDS IN THE UNIVERSITY DAYS o.

If a woman dashes free phocks. . . She is either reetarded or PAYING!

I’d rather be paid than PAY!

Does he have to meet my needs?
The one he can do fine.
The rest? I CAN DO!

Ask Chimamanda!

See “CARMEL TOES” with HEAVY-HEAVY KPOMO!
Chai!!!!
Very tempting to SUCK!



In fact, this na HORSE-HOOF!

Which kain gym she dey go sef?

Nice gesture!
Men will still call the “Jane Doe” OLOSSSSHO o!

Belated ASSURANCE?

To accept such a gift means I have forgiven the past.

Or my current boyfriend treats me worse.

An ethical dilemma for sure.
The new boyfriend should be consulted or wahala don start! Will the new boyfriend drive the car?

What are the men waiting for? Is she going to answer “girlfriend” for ever?

Nor be MAN with conscience be this?


https://www.nairaland.com/4608002/nigerian-man-buys-benz-ex-girlfriend

Then he should not ask for WATER or FOOD after SEX o. Everybody bring im own toothpaste and soap to baff! If he wants to take a piss, let him go outside ke!

NIGERIAN MEN GO CHOP ALL YOUR FOOD, PLUS PHOCK and waka comot o! Then open dem DORTY MOUTHS dey cuss you and call you “OLOBO-thank-you-SAH”!

Na who go pay for the OTEH room?
Na my house YOU WAN PHOCK FOR FREE?
The man must be MAAAAAAAAAAD!
Na men need sex, WOMEN NEED MONEY!

Abi nor be money I take buy the food and drinks for my house? Nor be soap I take wash my nyansh?

SEX is never sweet for ladies WITHOUT MONEY o!
Na only men dey enjoy FREE SEX!

Even in marriages, husbands give money after sex ke! Not to talk of “along the road chewing-gum boys”! Powerful HORGAZIMS for women, na money dey power dem o!

Say no to USERS!

Yes! WE ARE WHOOOOOOORES!
Please, PAYMENT BEFORE SERVICE!!!!!
Thank you!
Shioooooooooor!!!!

Dangote’s money working!
Jah bless ya HOSSO!

You can tell he is no longer a “vajin”!
His thighs are too TIK!
Many MILFs waiting.

*ripe and ready to pluck*

Awon RPP!
Rejected People’s Party!