₦airaland Forum

crackhaus:
Congratulations on your longetivity, we dey count awa own dey come small small.

Now we are talking!
Levels please!

cococandy:
I can bet you’re a little bit of both

While your roots may never leave you, your environment will inevitably impact you

Absolutely correct!
Only because I live in the U.S.A.
I am an American Feminista only , but an African woman who is used to dealing with ONLY AFRICAN/NIGERIAN MEN.

Don’t be too emotionally needy.
Never GIVE more than you receive or you get ripped off, used and abused.
Dem nor dey appreciate o, but they want you to GIVE YOUR ALL.
Never beg for money or honey.

No OLOSHO work or Sugar Daddy to pay for hia o.
On your own! O. Y. O.!
I love it.

Na WHO CLEAN NAM? ? ? ?

See as motors cramp the tiny compound.
If you nor fit build beta garage, why buy expensive cars?

Real MMR(money miss road)!

OBO. . . OLODO BABA OLOWO!
OBO. . . ODE BABA OLOWO!

Like fada, like son! TASTELESS!

bukatyne:
I agree that a husband can't meet all the needs of his wife.

This is written by an American wife yet interestingly, a colleague said something summarizing this a while back: it is easier to be a good wife than a good husband. With food, sex and respect, the husband is 'fine'; with the wife, not so.

Maybe that's why the advice 'when you want something, cook, sleep with him' bla bla sometimes works with men.

It also doesn't help that most of the husbands are not taught/ do not know/ are not interested in meeting the needs of the wife.

I be AMERICAN WIFE?
As an AFRICAN WIFE. . . . . 2 things I can NEVER TRUST ANY MAN WITH ARE MY WALLET ANS MY HEART! I guard both seriously!

There are many dangers with trying to “copy” western marriages. It is easier to meet the needs of a man than a man meeting the needs of a woman. We are not raised in western ways. The concept of relationship and marriage is PURELY CONTRACTUAL in Africa.

In Africa? ? ? WOMAN GO WAIT TAYA KE!
The reason I have CONDITIONED myself not to EXPECT too much. I can NEVER give less than I receive sha!

If he says good morning, I say good morning.
I have learned not to give where I don’t receive!
I way to self-absorbed to look at any man’s face.
I nor get that kain time. I don’t have that “finicky need” to feel special with gifts of “flowers” or “G-Wagon Assurances”!

My emotional bank akkant dey always “GBAGAM” for myself than invest foolishly in NIGERIAN MEN.

I have only dated and married Nigerian men. . . .So I get them formula wella-wella!

No emotional of financial FREEEEEEBIES!
Efry barry. . . . how im own o!

crackhaus:
Are you sure you don't mind if he does only one?

Say the truth and let the devil be ashamed.

He already does.
As good friends and BEST HOUSE-MATES!

Just saying . . . Should in case of “in casity”.
Nor be “husband matter” dey pepper me now.
I have other major concerns of family dynamics and retirement planning o.

Sex? Please, too boring and tiring. At this stage, you have to be careful not to “COME and GO” at the same time ke! With all that BIG-BIG BELLE, Diabetes, HIGH BP and who knows what else?


30 years of SEX! SEX! SEX!
Time to retire abeg!
Over to the “newly-weds” and those who never had it “gooooooood”!
I don CHOP belle-ful.

Na wetin?
Abeg I need SLEEP, not SEX!
All I see now is $$$$$$$$$$

no1madman:
How much 4 T.D.B?

Depends on your AKKKANT BALANCE.

RealityShot:
The HORGAZIMS women get in their room/toilet, what powers them?

When you are kebeing the man it doesn't sweet you too? No?
Then I guess you have not had a real kebeing ever.

When you get correct kebeing till you run dry, you will say "Thank you!"

I dont give it anymore or I would have offered you a test..

If you insist on selling Shaa... No that that's why a woman can never win presidency in Nigeria.
What a man can pay for... He never truly values.

Self-HORGAZIMS na for lack of beta show na.
Ask any woman.
The sweetness is in the “rewards” afterwards.
Even if the dhick is DEAD!

Then she can use the money to buy other “beta wans”!

You think say na NL scammer-romance?
After the love talk. . . We start selling!
Love gets old you know?
A baby mama for example, cannot afford to dash free phock o!

Mbok! Free phocking ENDS IN THE UNIVERSITY DAYS o.

If a woman dashes free phocks. . . She is either reetarded or PAYING!

I’d rather be paid than PAY!

Does he have to meet my needs?
The one he can do fine.
The rest? I CAN DO!

Ask Chimamanda!

See “CARMEL TOES” with HEAVY-HEAVY KPOMO!
Chai!!!!
Very tempting to SUCK!



In fact, this na HORSE-HOOF!

Which kain gym she dey go sef?

Nice gesture!
Men will still call the “Jane Doe” OLOSSSSHO o!

Belated ASSURANCE?

To accept such a gift means I have forgiven the past.

Or my current boyfriend treats me worse.

An ethical dilemma for sure.
The new boyfriend should be consulted or wahala don start! Will the new boyfriend drive the car?

What are the men waiting for? Is she going to answer “girlfriend” for ever?

Nor be MAN with conscience be this?


https://www.nairaland.com/4608002/nigerian-man-buys-benz-ex-girlfriend

Then he should not ask for WATER or FOOD after SEX o. Everybody bring im own toothpaste and soap to baff! If he wants to take a piss, let him go outside ke!

NIGERIAN MEN GO CHOP ALL YOUR FOOD, PLUS PHOCK and waka comot o! Then open dem DORTY MOUTHS dey cuss you and call you “OLOBO-thank-you-SAH”!

Na who go pay for the OTEH room?
Na my house YOU WAN PHOCK FOR FREE?
The man must be MAAAAAAAAAAD!
Na men need sex, WOMEN NEED MONEY!

Abi nor be money I take buy the food and drinks for my house? Nor be soap I take wash my nyansh?

SEX is never sweet for ladies WITHOUT MONEY o!
Na only men dey enjoy FREE SEX!

Even in marriages, husbands give money after sex ke! Not to talk of “along the road chewing-gum boys”! Powerful HORGAZIMS for women, na money dey power dem o!

Say no to USERS!

Yes! WE ARE WHOOOOOOORES!
Please, PAYMENT BEFORE SERVICE!!!!!
Thank you!
Shioooooooooor!!!!

Dangote’s money working!
Jah bless ya HOSSO!

You can tell he is no longer a “vajin”!
His thighs are too TIK!
Many MILFs waiting.

*ripe and ready to pluck*

Awon RPP!
Rejected People’s Party!

The “party-less” ex-president!
After sleeping with ALL daughters-in-law for ritual!

Ogun State na cursed state sha!
Any evil. . . . . You will find it there!
Etsu SEUN!

Story sounds really fishy.
If only the dead could talk.

This must be ASIWAJUJU’s girlfriend.
No questions asked!

Divided by 360 = ? ? ? in $$$$
Wow!!!
Nice change for a super rainy day.

Too handsome ko!
Abi you don taya for im waka-waka?

If na Northerner do dis wan na . . . .

See PEDO*FILE?

Yerima of Imo State!

edupedia:
...how can when it is PDP accusing g and also photoshopping...they must be silly to think we are mumus

Photoshop or not, he should probe the forgery of his “sugar-DOTA”!

Simple!

Abi she go go free like forger-forget TINUBU?
Let him go to “London” to check his “organs” while waiting for “lie-lie briefing”!

https://www.nairaland.com/4606740/presidency-awaits-briefing-kemi-adeosuns

SOWORE!
Please, don’t dissapoint!

Edo babes!
Representing at last!

Adesua Wellington. . . .

Mercy Aigbe. . .

Osas Ajibade

Nancy Isime


Keep on RRRRRRROCKING!!!!

Adunder-Asunder!
Tinubu! See ya life?

Hmmmmmmm!!!
Nigeria has too many curses.
OBJ is the main one.
Not even the 4th coming of CHRIST can cleans Nigeria!!!!

Twaaaaaaaah!!!!

The differences between Northern Muslims and Southern Muslims are numerous!


Just like the differences between SOUTHERN CHRISTIANS and NORTHERN CHRISTIANS!

Go figure!

We all know that!
But WHO you are having the SEX with is MORE important.

Not just with ANY FOOL!

What a confused, uncivilized country of petty thieves!

What a curse.

Interesting days ahead. . . .

TINUBU! See ya life?

I try not to condemn what I don’t understand.
I also try not to make it my business to understand it.

I am happy if you are happy.

Shalom!

Is happiness a good reason for marriage?

O-L-O-S-H-O!!!!!
After sleeping with all the ARABIAN sugar daddies?