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Na so e start with the first wan o!
Man must PHOCK!
He has not even settled the first wahala o!

Men and “I must phock” syndrome!

The girls are cute. . . But the boy?
E be like Ubi Franklin!
To “Iyayan-ish”!
Why the pikin dey look like “thief” wey dem just catch?

We know. . . . The reason I am praying to SATAN that DEATH WILL DEFEAT THEM!

Amen!!!!

Who wan fight “ DAURA-FULANI-TERRORISM” wey just buy 10 fighter jets for Half a Billion Dollars?

chisco82:
Wetin you wan say make i talk naa, abi u go tell oga Seun make him remove the Pm button since this is 2018.
Wetin dey reign, how u wan tell me naa?

Gooooood morning!
Abeg, lef my mata o.
I ain’t gat nothing to tell!
I don’t do PMs, Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, Snapchat, Mindspace, IMO or whatever.
I don’t discuss my private life.

The gist wey I dey gist for NL nor get anything to do with my private life.

The dey I go open thread to ask for ADVICE or HELP, feel free!

*tufiakwa to the highest pawa*

InyinyaAgbaOku:
What I meant was, I just like reading your updates.

Ok. Nice response

My pleasure.
Good morning.

1 female to 7 men daily.
The patrons of OLOSHOS are who again?

Laws of demand and supply!
Twaaaaaaaaaaah!

Transmission. . . Omission!

chisco82:
Lol! Okay naa, feel free to tell me via pm

Habaaaaaaaa. . . . !
PM ke?
This na 2018 o.
PM still dey reign?

Omotola darling!
Congrats!

All the school you did not “went”, your children will “gone”!

Hmmmm!

Na wah!

Trying not to speak on the “Evil Dead”!

There is more to this story
I hope this man was not framed?

The story nor gel sha.
Which kain room get red sand under mattress?

No beta investigating in Nigeria, only “confessions”.

No forensics. . . No crime labs. . . NOTHING!

Poor man go just die for nothing I swear.

Beautiful couple!

Boko Haram nation!!

Because na woman?

Self-pleasuration na crime for Uganda?

What a BACKWARD nation!

While it is true that the late Brigadier General Yusuf Bomoi left the NYSC in January 2009, we now know that several certificates issued after that date in 2009 still bore his signature.

Only in Nigeria!!!!!!

Wise men say. . . . Only FOOLS rush in. . . .

What his eyes have seen. . . His mouth cannot tell it all.

Time to “TU LE MU”!

Everybody taking off from BUHARI’S mess!

crackhaus:
Longetivity in marriage is what I congratulated you for, not your emotional/sexual satisfaction which can't be proven by any measure.

Longevity is more important to me. Satisfaction?
With a Nigerian man?
NEVER.

First to quench. . . . Is the name of the game!

And APC WILL STEAL ALL RECOVERED LOOT before leaving office!

Thief na Thief abi?

Look at this “certificate-forger and DRUG BARON” making noise fa?

And APC WILL STEAL ALL RECOVERED LOOT before leaving office!

InyinyaAgbaOku:
U just like reading your updates.

But then, I thought the two enjoyed it, why does the woman have to be paid?

Not really!
Most women FAKE it!
Pretending is part of the game.

Good sex is a state of the mind.
Unless the woman is on some “drugs”.
Most pretend.

Even the moaning and groaning na fake ke!
Most women will pretend to enjoy sex for a “bag of puff-puff” in places like Nigeria, where poverty is LORD!

Chicken Quesidillas for dinner.

crackhaus:
30 years in marriage?
I'm not that old na

Does this now invalidate the fact that MANY people have crossed that milestone?

Which milestone?

Longevity in marriage or emotional/sexual satisfaction?

Kayemo = Omokri.
APC = PDP.
Let the games continue!

chisco82:
Sorry, @ the bolded, are you a divorcee, how many time have you divorced ?

Is that the topic for discussion?
Na for NL I go tell my tory?
Tufiakwa!

crackhaus:
Many already did.

Are you one?

RealityShot:
"Every woman na OLOSHO o! " THANK YOU for finally agreeing to the topic.

" Ladies are greedy because men demand MORE SEX and NO LOVE!"

Lol.. When you give women love they get more Greedy...
Next thing is "baby mama", marriage and more money!



Showing women love makes them take the man as a fool.

If he has money and lavished it on her in love... She will do gate man!
If he has little money,... she will do his brother or neighbors for.

(I just don't know why women can't control themselves when men love them: they just go into SELF DESTRUCT MODE)

Why?

I think you have a lot of 'problems' with distrust like I do.
For good reasons.

You wonder why women go into self destruct mode?
Only because they have been so burned. . . .they are programmed to be just as dysfunctional.

A good woman is mistreated by a man with no conscience, then you expect the same woman to be good to the next man?
That same woman is waiting to unleash her 'hurt' on the next man ke!
Na who start am? THE MEN OF COURSE.
In the final analysis. . . YOU, AS A MAN WILL REAP WHAT YOU HAVE SOWN PREVIOUSLY.
All those days you spend as 'player-player' messing with the emotions of innocent girls. . . your dying days will meet you with 'AKPROKOS' ke!

It is called 'KARMA THE BYTCH'!

A vicious cycle.
Then the 'worst' ones will run to 'church' and hide their demons in CHRIST. . . .till 'CHRIST' go taya to carry dem burden!

Men feel betrayed and emotionally-fractured by women and vice versa.
So what do we have left?
We go dey 'do' each other 'da tin' ke?
Efry barry sharpen dem cutlass o! The war is on.
I pity those wey dey look for 'love' amongst dysfunctional men and women.

MuchechechechecheCHE!

crackhaus:
Congratulations on your levels.

Amen oooooo.
Many may never reach there!

Lucky devil!
Dem no 'niked' am, put rope around im neck?
Naija dey 'civilize' small by small o!

Mbappe ADESANMI Kylian wins!

France vs Croatia!

RealityShot:
so you are an Olo-sho...accept it and kontinu your market.

Personally, I would rather pay for spot kick,
Than have one Olo-sho turn baby mama by mistake.

Why do you ladies always act like you are the only ones loosing something from the body?

You know how much protein it takes to produce one release of sea-men? Ask Google.

If women don't NEED and WANT and ENJOY phocking,
Will you all be self servicing so much?

Kebeing is SHARING.

if a man feels like he has excess and wants to help the lady.. So be it.
And if the lady has excess... She should see no reason to withhold the help.

Anyways.. The main problem these days is that no matter how much a man pays... Women still go TESTING Others.

So paying ain't the problem.. Ladies have become Greedy and just sell the thing till they have excess cash.. And then more.

That is ASHA-WO

LWKMD!!!!
You act as if sex, love and marriage mean the same to men and women folk?
Then, you are a LEARNER!
Ever heard of “Men are from MARS, and WOMEN are from VENUS”?


Every woman na OLOSHO o! Ladies are greedy because men demand MORE SEX and NO LOVE!
Men made it so.
A woman has two choices.

1. Be a CHEAP WHORRRRE.
2. Be an expensive WHORRRE.

As a man, which would you respect and go for?

The woman that commands cheap akamu or the one that commands EXPENSIVE AKAMU?
Nor be the same DISEASE dem dey SPREAD?

What exactly is your point?

As for testing “others”?
Men never had that monopoly.
Even in marriage, the “testing” continues.
“If it doesn’t fit. . . . You must AQUIT” . . . . Johnny Cochran. R. I. P.

As a man or woman, you must have something to SHOW for all your waka-waka.
What satisfaction do you get from sex?
Material, spiritual or recreational? Your choice.
Mine is strictly material. My choice!
Call me AN OLOSHO. No wahala. I agree!