₦airaland Forum

Yep !

One day wake up and see a stranger in your bed.
That’s life.

No bitterness. Move on.

Badb0y4lyf:
Bro this isn’t Nigeria noting is impossible.

True.
But sill gonna be entertaining.
After all, Buhari get WAEC?

Oh gal!
Shine ya eyes and noses!

The man NA YA PAPA!

The reason he does not care to meet you!

Jwhen dem go call una “fantastically-kwarapt” and “”SHYTEHOLE”. . . . .Una go dey cry.
Look who is crying for help now? :Dj
Ewu METTI ALLAH!

Eketem:
3 divorces actually

Chai!!!!!
Na curse? ? ?

He definitely cannot PHOCK!

FRANCE VS CROATIA!!!!!

Croatia my love!

CROATIA!!!!! E ma dissapoint ooooo!

I am deliberately staying away from my phone.
No streaming o.
Please! Deal with those ENGLISH HOOLIGANZ and their TIMBER-LEGGED QUEEN!

bujebudanu1:
They didn't specify if that school na public or private.

Hospital yapa
School yapa wey better pass that here for naija.

Na bad leaders . Bad people and bad media dey kill us for naija

That hospital is just like the mother and child hospital in akure when it was new but politics.and mismanagement don change the look of the hospital

What a shame!
Nothing stays “new”!
No sense of maintenance culture.

That is what you get in SHYTE-HOLE countries.

Lunch:

Mac n cheese, green beans and fried chicken!

bujebudanu1:
Oga.thailand worse pass naija

Show me hospital like this in Nigeria ke. . . .or SCHOOL!

See hospital?
See school?

Nigeria is a real SHYTE HOLE!

Ojo and Nnena!

Oh yes!
After shoutiing 'DHANGE! CHANGE! CHANGE!
Where is the doggone CHANGE?

No wonder everyone is complaining. . . .

1/2 a billion dollars for 10 fighter jets.
But can't fight NIGER/CHAD invaders!
USSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSELESS BUAHRI!

Do or Die politics!
What kind of country is this?

Too many noise-makers.

The same clowns shouting 'change'! change! change! less than 4 years ago ke!

I concur!
You have to be mad to be able to live in Nigeria.
THE ULTIMATE 'SHYTE-HOLE'!

NYSC. . . .

Why is a 'dead' man's signature still on your certificates after almost 10 years?

What a PEDO-PHILE PASTOR!

What an unlucky woman!
With 2 divorced wives.

Where them wan pass?
When a DEAD MAN SIGNED THE FAKE CERTIFICATE?

Make we see how she wan do am!

booqee:
most babies tend to 'shine' their eye, until they grow older and learn to control their eye movement better. You'll see he's cute too if he wasn't opening the eye so wide.

Of course. . . we are only teasing of course.
The "look" was not a 'relaxed' look.
He was prolly 'shytting' or 'messing' when the photo was snapped.

kay29000:
Chai! Your words can kill. Lol! Poor men have suffered o. No wonder some men treat women like shiit when they finally make money. They remember reading these kinds of words. lol!

How can a man be brandishing his ugly pehnis?
The thing is damn ugly na. . . .especially a BLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLACK wan!

Billionaire wey no fit keep wife?

Hmmmmmm. . . . No go area!

There are many 61 year-old women of his age. . . . they don't need much attention.
Abi is he looking for 'sweet sixteen' like Yerima?

I don't care how desperate as a woman I could get, he looks extremely anti-social with over-drawn emotional bank accounts.
Any woman who marries him is gonna be unhappy to her grave.
He cannot even kiss. . . .not to talk of 'phock'!

At least Razak Okoya get swag. . . .

Boko Haram Romance? . Mba nuuuuuuu!!!!

You go gal!
Many will jelos you ke!
Please, tell them to go and “SELL THEIR OWN”, if e dey pain dem too much!

Welcome from Harvard jor!
You look and smell sooooooooo FRESSSSSSH!

gracefoundmme:
Shut up!... That's someone's child...
Be warned!

You have been noticed.
Please, get lost.

Frankyboy1:
Eve upon the double padded bra, ur boobs st looks very tired

Oooooooooh. . . Let me go and commit suicide.
Woe is me!

*shameless, gigolo with ugly, black, NL-BLOKOS spotted*

Then Tunde Fowler next abi?

Only poor men send pictures of their BLOCKOSES to women, since that is all they can offer! You can tell they are gigolos.

Ugly, BLAAAAAAAACK, cassava with shriveled-up veins?

The ones I have received are such turn offs!

Very UGLY things!!!

Gooooooo CROATIA!!!!!!

One million NAIRA na money?
Tissue paper millionaire.

If not for Linda, who know “IKEJI”?

How?

Una get 10 fighter Jets?