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Oh yes o!
Saraki will pay dearly.
Political prostitution does not pay.
Serves him right!
More to come.

Nigerians will get a full view of how dangerous Buhari is!

LWKMD!!!

Hell no!
Marriage for the sake of pregnancy?
Abeg take care of the kids involved.
Simple.


Marriage takes commitment.
Phocking does not.
A phocking material does not equate to a marriage material.

Divorce rate na 50%. Why the rush to marry a crush?

If you born pikin, take care of am.
Nobody cares if you get married or you are already married.

Hell no!
Marriage for the sake of pregnancy?
Abeg take care of the kids involved.
Simple.


Marriage takes commitment.
Phocking does not.

If you born pikin, take care of am.
Nobody cares if you get married or you are already married.

Show don start.
Next please. . . ?

okwabayi:
Shut up and send n-udes.

Hahahahahaaaaa
The dey you will see ‘em is the day you will GO BLIND, DEAF and DUMB!

JennyKadry2:
Ignored? Or wasn't aware of it? I am happy for whatever it is to remain furkkeddd. What a way to trend.


Please take care of ya self and bye



I still can't believe it. I remember how much he talked about his wife. Heck they even had a "reality show interview" on this NL were they discussed their lives outside NLD. I thought they would last forever. People envied their love. Wasn't he married to a white woman before his Nigerian wife? He used to know his naija wife but lost touch but theb reconnected again on NLD. They revealed so much about themselves on NLD. So much

I can't even begin understand what went wrong there

I say dem go settle. No worries.
Dem go come back to NL to give thanks ke!
The ENVY was real. If only they knew.
All na lesson sha.

My relationships dey BORE me heavily offline, to discuss them online would triple bore me.
Haba!

Make we wait for the next wan abeg!

crackhaus:
Who asked you for all these, person go just siddon dey talk to herself.

Na crime?
My matter nor gree you sleep?
Me sef nor ask you o.
Welcome sha.

Abeg, I prefer to talk to myself o.
I nor get your time.
Please, face ya lane.
Tank sah!

OMG!!!!!!!

Omo see GOBE? ? ?
I should try it on NL.

Nice one TOYIN.

Na who over-phock am?

Dem must do DNA test on both THE AKAMU and BIA-BIA collected from her “efrywhia" o!

Ratello:
You are very interesting to debate with....I still maintain my stand that Buhari will not be returned to power and that is for sure. Buhari is running Nigeria like a failure and his party is hated by all.

PDP WAS A FAILURE FOR 16 YEARS. . . . . APC ain't going nowhere for 16 years.
I have prepared my mind.
Forget all that "MACE" Omo-Agege/Saraki/Malaye smokescreen 419 poliTRICKS oh.
THEY ARE ALL ONE AND THE SAME fooling NIGERIANS ke!

SERVES NIGERIA and NIGERIANS RRRRRRRRRRRIGHT!!!!!!!

Mark this spot. . . . . too

Ratello:
You can bookmark this post for future reference trust me Buhari will not be returned to power in 2019

We shall see!
Prepare to meet another “do-or-die” President-Of-Africa.


http://www.bbc.com/news/world-africa-32280676


APC has HOW MANY STATES IN NIGERIA. . . settled with billions of dollars.
Ha! Buhari does not need to lift a dead toe-nail.
Tinubu and Dangote THE KING MAKERS OF THE NORTH AND WEST. . . are there to maintain the status-quo of 'KWARRRRAPSHIN'.

Unless they plan to 'chop his money' or oust him with 'one sweet apple from India plus 2 ashawos' aka the 'abacha treatment'!

chisco82:
What you re saying here is totally diffrent sister. Becoming a baby momma out of wedlock is diffrent from being a single mother as a result of fail marriage or divorce.
I 've come to realize that most marriages crashes these days as a result of mindsets at the couple entered into that marraige, take for instance; entering into marriage with mindsset that "let me give it a trial, if it does n't work out we divorce. Alots of couple that divorced, when ask what the problem was they will tag it irreconciliable diffrences, what was the diffrences that both could not settle if truely they took their time to study each other before entering into marriage? Why would one marry someone you never knew or u knew and saw some faults and u believe he/she will change or you will change him/her(are u APC? )
Why would one married a cheating partner who has been cheating before they get married and expect him/her to change and when he/she did not u want divorce..medicine after death.
Except where physical abuse is involve which i recomend first seperation.

You are focusing on the wrong subject matter.
It looks like you used the 'baby-mamma' angle to express your feelings about having kids out of wedlock.
Look, this is 2020 almost, it is the NEW REALITY.

Study each other all you want, a relationship that is bound to hit the rocks will do just that.
Love is not by force o, neither is a relationship a 'do-or-die-affair'! Free world.
PEOPLE CHANGE AND THAT IS A FACT. . . .FOR BETTER FOR WORSE.
The only thing is BE THERE FOR THE CHILDREN. . . who did not ask to be born.
I do not see how having babies in or out of wedlock equates to good parenting or being accountable for personal actions.

Very true. . . . .

5. Quoting people out of context.

6. Forming cyber gangs on online to act like wannabe cyber bullies.

7. Failing to mind your business ALWAYS.

8. Seeking unecessary attention due to INFERIORITY COMPLEX.

9. Using LIKES and SHARES unecessarily.

10. Tagging and following people like MUMUS.

chisco82:
@ the bolded, you mean you have aready made up ur mind to be a baby mama?
What happen to having a complete and happy family?

You missed the point.
No one plans to be a baby momma.
Unless as a last resort.

In the event that marriage is not possible, DO YOU PREFER ABORTIONS?

EVERY WOMAN who is s baby momma had no choice since marriage was not an available option.

Children are never MISTAKES.

https://www.nairaland.com/24363/whats-dirtiest-thing-ever-did/7





Dem nearly killy moi for this thread!
Phocking PRUDES!

https://www.nairaland.com/19756/nigerian-men-romantic/4#1215414

Because I am too hot to handle and too cold to hold!

Almost died laughing reading this.

Someone actually took time to write this about me. . . . ?

I AM DEEPLY HONOURED!



https://www.nairaland.com/1086433/journey-still/4#20578134

Wow its the last day of the year! Tomorrow is next year! Today is 2013, tomorrow is 2014. Its very confusing, isn't it? I sincerely believe that the year 2014 will be better than 2013. Unlike 2013 which is an odd number, 2014 is an even number. Thus the year 2014 will be EVEN greater than 2013.

I'm not good with new year resolutions thus I won't make any. However I know there will be many positive changes about me in the oncoming year. Lets just watch as things turn out.

Now back to where I was in my last post. I will continue with my personal views of fellow female nairalanders.


Calotti

Popularly known as Calotti the harlotti, she's the most raw-mouthed lady I've ever seen on the internet. The way she writes baffles me. The word 'Shame' isn't in her dictionary. She says it all. I remember where I read about her telling nairalanders that she's in an open relationship with her hubby, or something. She says their relationship permits them to have external sex-affairs; she can have sex with other men, same goes for her man. I was like, wow! There were many others stuff she talks about that makes me wonder if she's okay upstairs.



I had pictured Calotti as one ugly and razz looking lady but I got the shock of my life when I saw her pic.

She's so beautiful and looks so innocent. I couldn't believe it. How can such a beautiful and calm looking lady like this post all these crazy stuffs? Or could it be she's acting all these up? My dear, I don't know. All I know that she is one unique being. There's only one Calotti on nairaland. Irrespective of the names: Zalotti, Zilloti, damtattafak, Shalara, ShintuJ, JintuShan, SmellyMu**na2, Kanwulia, Mgbeketoto, Mgbeke Poosie, Jellitah, Almond De Joy, Lady Gaga Gamby, Dame Gambrosia....I could go on and on. Despite all these names, we know it can only be one person.......Calotti

I also found out she has several diaries scattered here on diaryland! Wow, this lady is something else. However I don't think I'd like to meet this kinda lady in person. I prefer keeping a reasonable healthy distance from her kind both online or real-line. She's the opposite of everything I ever want in a woman.

So diary this is my personal view of Calotti. These are just mere thoughts. I might be wrong, I might be right. The fact remains that they are just my thoughts.

Coming up shortly with my views about other female nairalanders.

Verrrrrry correct! No FAKING. . . . I pay my own bills Oooooo with or without a man in my life. . . .
Too CONTENT to care or cater to what people think of me while I am enjoying my life.
Have you EVER KNOWN ME TO BE UNHAPPY, WITHDRAWN OR INSECURE on or off NL?
I have never de-activated any of my IDs or run away from aggressors out of cowardice or unnecessary persecution.

I may not be loved. . . .but I WILL BE RESPECTED. Period.
I SUPER-LOVE myself more than ALL OTHERS IN MY LIFE.

You are not wrong at all. . . . . . . Good luck with your kind of woman!
I have a reputation of causing 'impotence' ONLY in imbeciLIK men with 2-inch deeeks with empty 'shadow-balls between their legs or those LOCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL, BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSH, RELIGIOUS/TRADITIONAL-(VILLAGE-MINDED/quarter-witted) dofuses with the primitive sense of masculine entitlement.

It takes only the qualities of a 'rational mind and a sense of security' to be with a woman like me.
I have NEVER had a 'submissive' or 'demure' persona in all my life, yet I am very humble.

We have to work as a TEAM. . . .EQUAL PARTNERS IN ANY RELATIONSHIP WITH EVER-CHANGING ROLES ACCORDING TO THE SITUATIONS AT HAND. No 'heads' or 'tails' of the household in my neck of the woods. If I feel the man is not acting in good faith, I TAKE CHARGE and vice versa. No arguments or 'egos' at play. We congratulate the right decision-maker and LEARN from mistakes.
I have NO RELIGION. . . .so the greatest mistake anyone who comes across me can make is to PREACH.
I NOR SEND O! I ONLY PAY TITHES TO MY FAMILY, not to any 'GOD' or 'PASTOR'!

Too much of a feminist to care about attention or validation from 'men' or women'!
Yes. . . .I am still as FEARLESS, shameless, foul-mouthed and beautiful as ever!

I REALLY NEVER LEARNED TO GIVE A QUARTER OF A PHOCK on or off NL.

Thanks. . . I appreciate your time.

OPEN MARRIAGES ROCK!

None actually.

I always had doubts and nothing seemed certain.

https://www.nairaland.com/68514/all-nigerians-corrupt-says-oprah/14#1341202



Oh dear!!!!

I really had a good time on this thread.

Welcome back. . . .
The Dubai Story that put NL in darkness. . . .
May the forces be with those that can bring NL and its forces of injustice on their knees.

AMEN!

Ratello:
Now I got your drift but this time around it can't work for an unpopular government as this of Buhari's APC....are you aware that the House of Reps just rejected electronic voting by INEC in Presidential and gubernatorial elections 2019 we all know that they would want to rig and as it stands should PDP win this July 14 Givernorship elections trust that template PDP would have adopted to win a federal government backed APC will be used by PDP to resist APC in 2019. I don't see how an unpopular will win in 2019.

Then you have no idea how bad the political situation in Nigeria is about to get.

I am always 7 years ahead of NL.When I supported ATIKU WAY BACK IN 2011, NL demonized him because of OBJ.
Now, we have the WORST of options backed by TINUBU AND DANGOTE.

Remember, people do not vote in Nigeria. All a smoke screen.

No one has any fighting chance against BUHARI.
Only death can stop him.
I pray it comes soon.

Ratello:
Nothing like too late here because Atiku is still as relevant as ever if you ask me, he has a better chance at the Presidency now than before.

Relevant yes.
But the APC electoral corruption is here to stay for 16 years like PDP.

No hope for Nigeria,

Buhari and 10 FIGHTER JETS!

https://www.nairaland.com/443941/platinumk-theseeker-nairaland-romance-flopped/1


How Nairaland broke hearts. . . .

Too late!
He should have been president instead of GEJ.
OBJ was a FOOL not to support him.

IF NA AMERICA EHNNNNNN?
I pity that hotel and security guard.
Backward BLACK RACE!

No wonder the pregnant wife was cheating.

This thread was A WOW!!!!!
When NL was SWEEEEEEEEEETEST!!!!!


https://www.nairaland.com/72759/nigerians-nigeria-versus-nigerians-diaspora

Jakumo:
Furthermore, the Commander in Chief has sent a message of assurance to all Nigerians that despite the SPORADIC shooting that has caused many Nairalanders to SCAMPER FOR DEAR LIFE to avoid the melee in which knives, cudgels, juju talismans. firearms and curses are being FREELY USED, the initiative has been taken by federal troops, and the end of hostilities is in sight. 

Generalissimo Seun Osewa has been quoted by our INTREPID  reporters as again confirming that " There is no cause for alarm " , even as refugees were seen leaving the battlefront in droves, while official government spokesmen have also added that the perpetrators of the current anarchy will be BROUGHT TO BOOK so as to ensure that our NASCENT DEMOCRACY is in no way threatened or derailed by DISGRUNTLED ELEMENTS bent on tarnishing the image of our great nation.

To this end, a few arrests have been made at the battle front, the most notable of which is that of renegade field commander Pawpaw, who unfortunately resorted to the use of Juju practices banned under the Geneva Convention to dematerialise and thus PAVE THE WAY for his escape from custody.   Police and military authorities have however assured the public that NO STONE WILL BE LEFT UNTURNED in their quest to re-arrest the fugitive Mr. Pawpaw and restore NORMALCY to our troubled nation.

On a surprise tour of the front lines during which he oversaw the firing-squad execution of a few cowardly deserters, Generalissimo Osewa personally lead an assault on a heavily fortified enemy machine-gun nest, engaging the gun crew in vicious hand-to-hand combat and thus opening up a gaping hole in the enemy flanks through which loyal troops were able to deploy in large numbers, scattering opposing forces in disarray as they advanced.

As at press time, Nairaland's air defence emplacements have been placed on full stage-3 red alert in anticipation of a rumoured campaign of aerial bombardment that may be launched at any moment by the Nigerians in Diaspora Airforce, who, it will be recalled, sustained heavy losses in an earlier dog-fight with jets from the Nigerians in Nigeria strategic air command during the infamous "Nigerians Carry Shit" episode that took place during the opening salvos of the conflict .

The good old days. . . . Memories.

https://www.nairaland.com/995822/top-10-rivalries-nairaland-2005-2012

What can you say to her in her case?

She says:

They don't feed u & your kids, they just sit and judge your life allday, overlooking the impact you are making on various lives, and society.

No one is perfect & you have flaws too.Do u think it's easy for a single mom to raise two kids with International standards alone??

Can you feed 60mouths in a day?? You should throw the 1st stone if you don't sin. Some people just know how to hide theirs better, i'm me.

I don't hide shit, love me or hate me, i'm still gonna wake up and hustle for my kids & if God wants me to have another baby again before my final surgery, I will do so again with no regrets and you lots can help me count the 3rd baby again, wahala igo lonpa ala'icewater,Go and focus on your own life and problems and leave me and my kids alone, this is why loads of stars don't put their kids out there, but I'm not going to cover up my kids' various talents, just because society got something to say, love me or hate me.

I'm Still here & will keep working hard to reach my goals, it's all a dream until you make it happen, joblessness makes people hate, if you are looking for a job, i'm hiring, atleast I give employments and better this country, but you sit behind a toy & waste your data on writing shit about people you can't level with."

Toyin shares a boy with former partner, Lord Triggs, whom she has dated off and on and has a daughter from a previous relationship.