the bobo gp sing for mid nite, so the bobo don turn to ikwi-ikwi(owl)

@Fromuk

I am off now and my "guy" is having dinner!  Later I will give him "desert" ----Ice cream!--know what I mean?  Very much married oh!  No shaking!  We have our time for romance so do not worry about that! It is only 6PM here and the night is still very young!

@Esss

Don't be jealous! After all you listed, what do you have to offer this "fagged out" babe of yours with all the "ishi ewu" pounding!  The woman go pass out for ya "thing"now!  Na dead woman you wan "phock"? Abi are you one of those calabar "sag machines' I referred to earlier! Ladies, make una run oh!

you people are so funny. Can someone tell me what's so gay about a man crooning love songs to his other half. It shows he's either looking forward to something or remembering something.

with all these male musicians everywhere- does that mean they're all gay? 2face and others are all gay? na wa o.

why is the word romance so scary to some people? As if it means torture.

My honest impression is that militia is not a woman.
I am a Nigerian woman and in all my years,I've never come across a woman that talks of sexual escapades with men of all color and creed in such a casual manner,as though she just went to the loo and returned or as if she were sampling ofe nsala and egusi!

Most women have some dignity
Or at least try to preserve the little they have left.
Militia sounds so uninhibited in these sexual tales.
This is unwomanly.

Why would a woman boldly claim that Nigerian men are the greatest ashewo patronisers?
How can one know such details without being a hooker or a John in Nigeria and other localities to figure out where she/he gets the most customers or clients?

You cannot speak ill of all Nigerian men when you claim to be married to one.
My assumption is that you are really one and I've not been wrong too many times on nairaland.

if u like giva m mountain not only desert, romance with time no be correct romamce i dey see oyibo for bus stop, park, toilet sef them d collect romance waka, but dis one with time ehhhhhh no coment. why u dey run now come teach us romance

@babyosisi

I say na una sabi oh!  It is well with my soul!  Na for web site people dey prove "dignity"!  That is the fun of being unknown--you do not know who is on the other side of the screen.  You can believe what you want.  I do not have to prove "nathing" to "nobody"!  You will never know who I am so who cares!

@ militia

U must have sampled about 3,000 calabar guys to derive ur conclusion about them. but i won't be surprised, it seems like u were once, o.

u are not 100% unknown as i can tell u who u are and where u are writing from, thats the power of IT.

How can a woman come in here and tell us how she has sampled edo,calabar,japanese and white men,learnt ashawo skills to practice on her husband.
Did this man know of your previous activities and did you get a negative HIV test prior to this union of icecream and desserts?

babyosisi:

My honest impression is that militia is not a woman.
I am a Nigerian woman and in all my years,I've never come across a woman that talks of sexual escapades with men of all color and creed in such a casual manner,as though she just went to the loo and returned.

Most women have some dignity
Or at least try to preserve the little they have left.
Militia sounds so uninhibited in these sexual tales.
This is unwomanly.

Why would a woman boldly claim that Nigerian men are the greatest ashewo patronisers?
How can one know such details without being a hooker or a John in Nigeria and other localities to figure out where she/he gets the most customers or clients?

You cannot speak ill of all Nigerian men when you claim to be married to one.
My assumption is that you are really one and I've not been wrong too many times on nairaland.

on this- I've had female friends ( not Nigerian though) who do give such details, although I havent really had the breakdown on Nigerian men so far ( until now!).

people married to Nigerians are often the ones who know them best, so they'd probably be well qualified to speak ill or well of them.

and yes, there is thriving ashewo business in many parts of naija, just like the rest of the world.

uyai:

@ militia

You must have sampled about 3,000 calabar guys to derive your conclusion about them. but i won't be surprised, it seems like u were once, o.

If indeed she has sampled all the ethnic groups in Nigeria,is that something for a woman to brag about?
Have we descended so low in Nigeria that promiscuity is now a bragging tool?

i wonder oh!

What is wrong with being an ashawo woman, it pays her bills right. I hear the make good money these days do your thing girl friend just remember AIDS and mostly hell fire.

Nne Babyosisi,

Even if Militia like make ehn be hemaphrodite, wetin ehn dey talk no be lie, 9ja men like ashawo pass their life,

If una like make una dey claim say una no dey kwa Iko, Mary magdalene, Na una sabi.

Make una take advice or suffer being unromanticized

tpia:

on this- I've had female friends ( not Nigerian though) who do give such details, although I havent really had the breakdown on Nigerian men so far ( until now!).

people married to Nigerians are often the ones who know them best, so they'd probably be well qualified to speak ill or well of them.

and yes, there is thriving ashewo business in many parts of naija, just like the rest of the world.

haitian,AA and Island women are uninhibited.
Some of them can walk down the street holding a man by his abunna to prove they have sole custody.
Nigerian women are not that way yet

I know ashewos are everywhere but how can anyone claim Nigerian men go to them more than other men without talking from experience?

Esss:

Nne Babyosisi,

Even if Militia like make ehn be hemaphrodite, wetin ehn dey talk no be lie, Nigeria men like ashawo pass their life,

If una like make una dey claim say una no dey kwa Iko, Mary magdalene, Na una sabi.

Make una take advice or suffer being unromanticized

Daalu oh!

@babyosisi

Cool down babe!  Did I say I sampled all?  Read my post well oh!  Do you have to sample to make a decision on what to say about a topic?  I have friends and I have dated other races.  What you do not experience personally, you can gather else where!  That is why every subject has "theory" and "practicals"!

@Uyai
I say you no know book!  You need more experience so no need to address you at all! Try have some fun for ya life okay?

@tpia
Like we did not grow up in Nigeria to see prostitutes on every street corner.   I wonder which guys patronized these babes? ---Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm! Even in the university in Nigeria I went to---- it was a full time job for most guys not to talk of gals!  Face it people it is a reality in Nigeria!

Make una try face the topic oh! MILITIA -------- is not the topic! I say una no know book! Talk ya own instead of trying to decide whether I will see "heaven or hell'! I said my own piece, so none of y'alls bizz if I "phock" malu or guinea fowl! Make una face the topic! Awon holy holy!

nne Ikamefa, oga dili mma. oh udo di

Na true talk we dey here dey talk,

Abum onye nigeria, so we know these things,

I wish we could talk about issues openly like this in the real world back home in nigeria,

babyosisi, stop being holier than thou,

There are no children here. abi umuazi fa no eba??

Biko umuazi naba o, ndi agadi na ekwu

mili i think say u don go, abi the time for romance don pass, time table stuff abi, 7-8pm romance, 8-9pm nairaland, 9-10pm na u sabi.
Make una try face the topic oh u made urself the topic

babyosisi:

haitian,AA and Island women are uninhibited.
Some of them can walk down the street holding a man by his abunna to prove they have sole custody.
Nigerian women are not that way yet

I know ashewos are everywhere but how can anyone claim Nigerian men go to them more than other men without talking from experience?

some of the friends I mentioned were African.



but then, who patronizes the brothels in Nigeria? lets be honest, now.

And the campuses too- weekend "employment" and stuff like that?

maybe my eyes were too open, since these things arent strange to my hearing.

Nna make una no dey preach here now!

Na church be this??

Sister magdalene don com talk ehn own, now brother nicodemus dey follow talk.

See me I still dey talk am, NIGERIAN MEN are romantic by our own standards,

So if you want us to upgrade our romantic status to super-mumu-romantic a.k.a Hollywood film romantic, then simply follow the following rules;

1. You get sabi phock pass ashawo wey don get 45years experience, that is to say you go dey show over-skill for bedroom, {very important lesson}
2. You go sabi cook, no be fried rice o!! thins like Isi ewu, Nkwobi, Ugba and opkoroko, ofe onugbu, ofe nsala, fresh fish pepper soup, e.t.c
3. You go dey clean house, dey wash cloth dey iron am too, dey even wash motor (like those girls for music videos "my neck, my back, lick my , y and , k"
4. You go dey do exercise so your body go dey like shakira and beyonce own,
5. Then you go dey wear oyinbo clothe them, you no go dey tie wrappa dey waka for house like say you dey village,

I swear say if you do this things, your bobo go romantic pass wetin you fit think.

This na tested and guaranteed method, worked for all the women who tried it

@Fromuk

I made myself the topic ke?  Your life must be very boring oh!   All it takes is for "stuff" like this to entertain you?  Mba mba  mba oh!  Go find your level abeg!  I went to visit other interesting topics jare!  Since you all are becoming a boring bunch!  Nothing to contribute?  I do not like to "play" with myself!  So I will leave you guys here once in a while to go to other fun areas till more interesting folks show up!  Right now you gat nathing to offer my "intellectual stimulant"!  What a bore!
I came to Nairaland to have a good time and laff not to meet father francis and hail mary here!  Buzz of jo!  Boring cows!

@Esss

I beg no mind them jo!  Like they are not enjoying all the crap we are talking here? 

@Fromuk

If you like come to my house to know who I am---  I do not owe you any explanation as to how I choose to live my life.  Not ya daughter or sister!  Even if I was---You do not qualify to talk "squat" to me!  None of ya gaddem bizz!  That is why you have ya village babes, so hook of with one of ya village sistas?  Aight?   People like you na them "phock" ashewo pass!  Probably molested all the 10 old gals on ya street!   Ye ye! Or one of 'em famous "catholic" priests!

na far back i know say truth d bitter.

@Fromuk

Na true you talk!  Shay you be ashewo specialist?   1Naira ashewo sef not even beta one wey dey baff!

Militia as dem don pursue us, make I leave the room for them to hold their church crusade abi na retreat?

Una don come out now dey do like virgin mary and angel gabriel, Mean while unu na kwa iko na azu, umu Akuna kuna.

Militia Ka chi fo, We fit jam for another room , nice talking with yall anyways,

Goodnite or wateva whereva u r

na 4 bar beach i start den enter lekki.

@Esss

I hear you bo!  These dry pigs!

Esss!! who tell you say Awa Ibom girls sabi romance? them just sabi f, k but not romance!! excerpt the one wey go training / workshop for Italy.

Cheers.

My broda na phork I talk o!, Akwa Ibom ro, wetin

Romance no near their side at all, But that tin wey dem sabi do, Dem sabi am well well , E enta their blood,

Come to think of it, who don see militia husy b4? she fit dey fake how de bobo dey romantic oo!! if true! true!! e dey romantic, make she post em picture make we judge from em looks. i know ppl wey dey romantic just by seeing them.

trust me!!

cheers.