crestedaguiyi:


After 3 years, you know the pix would have been deleted na

JennyKadry2:


I don't even see a mention where it was posted. All I see are back and forth discussions around it. Some claimed to have pics and others asked for it to be posted. Then the people with the pics decided against posting them because they care so much about how much it would ruin my reputation and that of the other married women Coogar was having relations and relationships with.

ifyalways:
Testing 1. . .
Testing 2. . .

Aunty speeeerm Nyash banned me yesterday but we are back. I cover my handle with akpu flavored gold circle condom.

Hoekay now, back to Libya returnees

Jakumo:
Furthermore, the Commander in Chief has sent a message of assurance to all Nigerians that despite the SPORADIC shooting that has caused many Nairalanders to SCAMPER FOR DEAR LIFE to avoid the melee in which knives, cudgels, juju talismans. firearms and curses are being FREELY USED, the initiative has been taken by federal troops, and the end of hostilities is in sight. 

Generalissimo Seun Osewa has been quoted by our INTREPID  reporters as again confirming that " There is no cause for alarm " , even as refugees were seen leaving the battlefront in droves, while official government spokesmen have also added that the perpetrators of the current anarchy will be BROUGHT TO BOOK so as to ensure that our NASCENT DEMOCRACY is in no way threatened or derailed by DISGRUNTLED ELEMENTS bent on tarnishing the image of our great nation.

To this end, a few arrests have been made at the battle front, the most notable of which is that of renegade field commander Pawpaw, who unfortunately resorted to the use of Juju practices banned under the Geneva Convention to dematerialise and thus PAVE THE WAY for his escape from custody.   Police and military authorities have however assured the public that NO STONE WILL BE LEFT UNTURNED in their quest to re-arrest the fugitive Mr. Pawpaw and restore NORMALCY to our troubled nation.

On a surprise tour of the front lines during which he oversaw the firing-squad execution of a few cowardly deserters, Generalissimo Osewa personally lead an assault on a heavily fortified enemy machine-gun nest, engaging the gun crew in vicious hand-to-hand combat and thus opening up a gaping hole in the enemy flanks through which loyal troops were able to deploy in large numbers, scattering opposing forces in disarray as they advanced.

As at press time, Nairaland's air defence emplacements have been placed on full stage-3 red alert in anticipation of a rumoured campaign of aerial bombardment that may be launched at any moment by the Nigerians in Diaspora Airforce, who, it will be recalled, sustained heavy losses in an earlier dog-fight with jets from the Nigerians in Nigeria strategic air command during the infamous "Nigerians Carry Shit" episode that took place during the opening salvos of the conflict .

Wow its the last day of the year! Tomorrow is next year! Today is 2013, tomorrow is 2014. Its very confusing, isn't it? I sincerely believe that the year 2014 will be better than 2013. Unlike 2013 which is an odd number, 2014 is an even number. Thus the year 2014 will be EVEN greater than 2013.

I'm not good with new year resolutions thus I won't make any. However I know there will be many positive changes about me in the oncoming year. Lets just watch as things turn out.

Now back to where I was in my last post. I will continue with my personal views of fellow female nairalanders.


Calotti

Popularly known as Calotti the harlotti, she's the most raw-mouthed lady I've ever seen on the internet. The way she writes baffles me. The word 'Shame' isn't in her dictionary. She says it all. I remember where I read about her telling nairalanders that she's in an open relationship with her hubby, or something. She says their relationship permits them to have external sex-affairs; she can have sex with other men, same goes for her man. I was like, wow! There were many others stuff she talks about that makes me wonder if she's okay upstairs.



I had pictured Calotti as one ugly and razz looking lady but I got the shock of my life when I saw her pic.

She's so beautiful and looks so innocent. I couldn't believe it. How can such a beautiful and calm looking lady like this post all these crazy stuffs? Or could it be she's acting all these up? My dear, I don't know. All I know that she is one unique being. There's only one Calotti on nairaland. Irrespective of the names: Zalotti, Zilloti, damtattafak, Shalara, ShintuJ, JintuShan, SmellyMu**na2, Kanwulia, Mgbeketoto, Mgbeke Poosie, Jellitah, Almond De Joy, Lady Gaga Gamby, Dame Gambrosia....I could go on and on. Despite all these names, we know it can only be one person.......Calotti

I also found out she has several diaries scattered here on diaryland! Wow, this lady is something else. However I don't think I'd like to meet this kinda lady in person. I prefer keeping a reasonable healthy distance from her kind both online or real-line. She's the opposite of everything I ever want in a woman.

So diary this is my personal view of Calotti. These are just mere thoughts. I might be wrong, I might be right. The fact remains that they are just my thoughts.

Coming up shortly with my views about other female nairalanders.

KanwuliaExtra:


Almost died laughing reading this.

Someone actually took time to write this about me. . . . ?

I AM DEEPLY HONOURED!



https://www.nairaland.com/1086433/journey-still/4#20578134





Verrrrrry correct! No FAKING. . . . I pay my own bills Oooooo with or without a man in my life. . . .
Too CONTENT to care or cater to what people think of me while I am enjoying my life.
Have you EVER KNOWN ME TO BE UNHAPPY, WITHDRAWN OR INSECURE on or off NL?
I have never de-activated any of my IDs or run away from aggressors out of cowardice or unnecessary persecution.

I may not be loved. . . .but I WILL BE RESPECTED. Period.
I SUPER-LOVE myself more than ALL OTHERS IN MY LIFE.

You are not wrong at all. . . . . . . Good luck with your kind of woman!
I have a reputation of causing 'impotence' ONLY in imbeciLIK men with 2-inch deeeks with empty 'shadow-balls between their legs or those LOCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL, BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSH, RELIGIOUS/TRADITIONAL-(VILLAGE-MINDED/quarter-witted) dofuses with the primitive sense of masculine entitlement.

It takes only the qualities of a 'rational mind and a sense of security' to be with a woman like me.
I have NEVER had a 'submissive' or 'demure' persona in all my life, yet I am very humble.

We have to work as a TEAM. . . .EQUAL PARTNERS IN ANY RELATIONSHIP WITH EVER-CHANGING ROLES ACCORDING TO THE SITUATIONS AT HAND. No 'heads' or 'tails' of the household in my neck of the woods. If I feel the man is not acting in good faith, I TAKE CHARGE and vice versa. No arguments or 'egos' at play. We congratulate the right decision-maker and LEARN from mistakes.
I have NO RELIGION. . . .so the greatest mistake anyone who comes across me can make is to PREACH.
I NOR SEND O! I ONLY PAY TITHES TO MY FAMILY, not to any 'GOD' or 'PASTOR'!

Too much of a feminist to care about attention or validation from 'men' or women'!
Yes. . . .I am still as FEARLESS, shameless, foul-mouthed and beautiful as ever!

I REALLY NEVER LEARNED TO GIVE A QUARTER OF A PHOCK on or off NL.

Thanks. . . I appreciate your time.

crackhaus:

Who asked you for all these, person go just siddon dey talk to herself.

ahnie:


Hahahahahahaha you no go kill person with laugh.you re one funny dude aswearigard.
But kanwuliaextra z a very interesting person.i don laff taya eeh

KanwuliaExtra:


Almost died laughing reading this.

Someone actually took time to write this about me. . . . ?

I AM DEEPLY HONOURED!



https://www.nairaland.com/1086433/journey-still/4#20578134





Verrrrrry correct! No FAKING. . . . I pay my own bills Oooooo with or without a man in my life. . . .
Too CONTENT to care or cater to what people think of me while I am enjoying my life.
Have you EVER KNOWN ME TO BE UNHAPPY, WITHDRAWN OR INSECURE on or off NL?
I have never de-activated any of my IDs or run away from aggressors out of cowardice or unnecessary persecution.

I may not be loved. . . .but I WILL BE RESPECTED. Period.
I SUPER-LOVE myself more than ALL OTHERS IN MY LIFE.

You are not wrong at all. . . . . . . Good luck with your kind of woman!
I have a reputation of causing 'impotence' ONLY in imbeciLIK men with 2-inch deeeks with empty 'shadow-balls between their legs or those LOCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL, BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSH, RELIGIOUS/TRADITIONAL-(VILLAGE-MINDED/quarter-witted) dofuses with the primitive sense of masculine entitlement.

It takes only the qualities of a 'rational mind and a sense of security' to be with a woman like me.
I have NEVER had a 'submissive' or 'demure' persona in all my life, yet I am very humble.

We have to work as a TEAM. . . .EQUAL PARTNERS IN ANY RELATIONSHIP WITH EVER-CHANGING ROLES ACCORDING TO THE SITUATIONS AT HAND. No 'heads' or 'tails' of the household in my neck of the woods. If I feel the man is not acting in good faith, I TAKE CHARGE and vice versa. No arguments or 'egos' at play. We congratulate the right decision-maker and LEARN from mistakes.
I have NO RELIGION. . . .so the greatest mistake anyone who comes across me can make is to PREACH.
I NOR SEND O! I ONLY PAY TITHES TO MY FAMILY, not to any 'GOD' or 'PASTOR'!

Too much of a feminist to care about attention or validation from 'men' or women'!
Yes. . . .I am still as FEARLESS, shameless, foul-mouthed and beautiful as ever!

I REALLY NEVER LEARNED TO GIVE A QUARTER OF A PHOCK on or off NL.

Thanks. . . I appreciate your time.

crackhaus:

Who asked you for all these, person go just siddon dey talk to herself.

JennyKadry2:


Ignored? Or wasn't aware of it? I am happy for whatever it is to remain furkkeddd. What a way to trend.


Please take care of ya self and bye



I still can't believe it. I remember how much he talked about his wife. Heck they even had a "reality show interview" on this NL were they discussed their lives outside NLD. I thought they would last forever. People envied their love. Wasn't he married to a white woman before his Nigerian wife? He used to know his naija wife but lost touch but theb reconnected again on NLD. They revealed so much about themselves on NLD. So much

I can't even begin understand what went wrong there

okwabayi:

Shut up and send n-udes.

JennyKadry2:






This is a comment from @blank . Abeg is there a thread where revelations were revealed? I just searched Coogar's and mine name and seen a "fraud"(from 2015) thread about him. I see my name mentioned there about us having an affair and me sending him nudes. Is that the thread @blank is talking about ? abeg Kanwulia abi there is another thread before I deactivated?

Hi waves at @Ujujoan @ishilove

SugaRush:


Jenny is back, Hooray! I have been praying for this day. R231 and Jaybee(2 agbayas) started the rumour about you. They made up an anonymous email and lied to BABE3 that you were one of Cougar’s side chic and you guys kpekused about 3 times. They distributed the emails to few amebos on NL and the story went viral. Make peace with those 2 useless gossipmongers, they do not like you. I’m so happy to learn you are hale and hearty.

r231:




Are you high?. Do I even know you?

So I am that jobless to be distributing mails.

Do I even know anyone the man is dating

Next time please get your facts straight before putting my name in anything.

Thank you for your cooperation.

r231:




Are you high?. Do I even know you?

So I am that jobless to be distributing mails.

Do I even know anyone the man is dating

Next time please get your facts straight before putting my name in anything.

Thank you for your cooperation.

KanwuliaExtra:


Like COOGAR will go after “used chassis” aka “married women”?
Those sweeet raps abi na “lyrics” were only meant for “the tangerine- breasted-ponies” of NL o.

THEY SAID he finally “married” shollyPOPPY!

KanwuliaExtra:


I say dem go settle. No worries.
Dem go come back to NL to give thanks ke!
The ENVY was real. If only they knew.
All na lesson sha.

My relationships dey BORE me heavily offline, to discuss them online would triple bore me.
Haba!

Make we wait for the next wan abeg!

SugaRush:


Jenny is back, Hooray! I have been praying for this day. R231 and Jaybee(2 agbayas) started the rumour about you. They made up an anonymous email and lied to BABE3 that you were one of Cougar’s side chic and you guys kpekused about 3 times. They distributed the emails to few amebos on NL and the story went viral. Make peace with those 2 useless gossipmongers, they do not like you. I’m so happy to learn you are hale and hearty.

freecocoa:
Aunty Jenny came back?

Now I believe Seun no pure.


So good to see y'all again, NL would and could never be complete without us.

KanwuliaExtra:



Hahahahahaaaaa
The dey you will see ‘em is the day you will GO BLIND, DEAF and DUMB!

JennyKadry2:


Coogar is married? to Shollypopo. All the way to the US? this loff thing can make somebody leave obodo Eliza to seek refuge in obodo amrikaa



Abeg make them make up if possible. This wan shock me to the core. Siena kwa?