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Bolaji21:
It means the website doesn't have any encryption protocol. Generally, it means the website doesn't have a valid SSL certificate installed. It's an update on recent browsers to flag non HTTPS websites as unsafe. This is cos information exchanged between you and such websites can be intercepted by jackets.

Thanks.

In lay man’s terms, is it a problem or could it be a problem?

You mean “hackers”?

Mba oooooooo.

Make dem wait for male 'breadwinner' ke!

Na woman dey feed man these days ke.

Just born your pikin jeje. . . If man come, fine.

Happy birthday Dr. ARLUMONDO!!!!

Poor dude!
I think I suspect he knows something is up.

He was off today, but another darling Dr. T decided to hold a “fake” staff meeting at 4PM to bring him here.

I hope he can hang around till 4PM sha!

Dem docs don’t live too far from here anyway-way!

Life is sweeeeeeet. Tinz are happening to celebrate every waking moment.

Off tomorrow hallelujah!

The message looks like this:

Checking on Apple. . . . .


https://support.apple.com/en-us/HT204937

If Safari says it can‘t establish a secure connection, or the website is using weak encryption


To protect your security and privacy, websites must use strong encryption to provide a secure web connection.





Security enhancements in OS X Yosemite v10.10.4 and iOS 8.4 help protect against important security vulnerabilities. If a webpage is on a server that doesn't meet secure cryptographic standards:
•Safari will say that it will not open the website because it's using weak encryption.
•Or Safari will say that it can't open the page because Safari can't establish a secure connection to the server.

To resolve the issue, the website administrator should configure their server to be secure.

Dear Webmasters,

I have been getting a message on my phone
When I log on.

It states: WEBSITE NOT SECURE.

I googled what this meant and that some privacy issues may or may not be questioned.

It happens on my iPhone, my work computers and some Chrome apps.

So from a NL stand-point, SHOULD “we” care?
So I can stop using my iPhone to log on to “some websites that have been certified as “insecure”?

What level of “insecurity” are we talking about?

Before or after marriage?
Abi there are no single FATHERS too?

Being a single parent is not a choice AFTER MARRIAGE. Divorce or separation can happen by fate. God or man can PROPOSE and DISPOSE abi?

Awon “livingstones” ni.

I nefa read Linda Ikeji Blog, e come be “Livingstones”?

Next please.

So. . .She senior Charlie Boy PAPA?

Happy Birthday Ma!
CB really looks goooooood.
Good genes.

HBD Onome.
Abeg STAY IN CHINA o!
Nigeria has NOTHING to offer you.

All they will tell you in Nigeria here is:

“Go marry born”!

To one KRAY-FISH of a man!

Buhari! You dey go London, Nigerians are dying in Libya? See your life?

SHYTE HOLE PRESIDENT!

omoadeleye:
sheybe you still enjoy living your father house ni, don't worry, when you reach 50 you will be doing Ultima search for a man

Hmmmmmm. . . . . . Travel and see. You think say I nor get “MEN”?
Only a lazy and needy woman will be crying for a man to be in her life. I don’t have that kind of problem o. I will always have MEN in my life. Not just ONE MAN. BETA ONES!

You missed the “DUBAI 5.0”?
Please, stick to your “Nairaland 4.0”!
Abeg! Enjoy your life o.
A man can only be part of it, not all of it!
Life is a choice. Live yours. I am living mine o.

STENON:
God Bless you my sister. A stupid she-goat friend did same to my ex, told him all the bad things about me and other ladies known to him, he fell in Love with my friend but I respect myself by giving them space to enjoy themselves. Those types of friends can kill while smilling with you. She do chat me up on whatsapp as per friends, but I didnt even do as if anything has happened. This life is too sweet than to die young ontop man matter

You can say that again.
Any woman that fights another woman because of a man is really DENSE.

Life is too short. You simply move on.
Glad you did.

Shameless fool!
President wey get doctors outside im own country.

Ahem! His personal army and police for 2019!

Is this the best way to get the husband to put his PRICK in his pants?

If you know you can’t stand “Three’s Company or Crowd”, why not leave the marriage jeje?

blazhykowskyi:
And he just said the bitter truth. But Nigerians hate the truth.

Then. . . they will learn the hard way.
In the grave!

Now I can be.
I gat absolutely NO desire to be with ANY of dem.


They give me no satisfaction whatsoever, only tons of aggravation!

SenorFax:
Oya what exactly do you want in life??

Good health, a sound mind, long life and prosperity.

You see “man” for my wish?
I nor need dem abeg.

InyinyaAgbaOku:
Do you really mean that part of completing the rounds in your room?

Habaaaaaa!
Na hotel room you dey “tink”?

8:30PM! Just getting home, after filling my gas tank.

Everybody is in bed. . . . In their own corner.
We go jam tomorrow morning.
I thought was gonna be free for 2 hours.
Was supposed to be home 30 mins earlier.
For whiaaaaaaaa?
No traffic or road work.

1 IV went bad and it took 5 nurses after 11 attempts to restart it. My antibiotic was 2 AND HALF HOURS LATE!

All my treatments and feedings LATE!
Thanks to my darling co-workers o.
All of them came from different angles to help me.

It pays to be nice to everyone o.
You never know when you will need them.

We all left before 7:45PM.

Time to shower, play on NL of course, CHOP and watch my TV series, till I fall asleep.

Off tomorrow.
Hair, nails, eyebrow, lashes and facials.

Getting ready for Dr. Arlumondo’s BIG 70th Birthday UNIT-PARTY! Amen.

GBA! (god bless america!)

Chicken noodle soup and buttered baked potato.
Yummy.

Oh yes o!
Lovely.

Another phase in life.
Very obvious it is “THEIR 4TH MARRIAGES”!
HML . . . . Again.

The pikin shout taya! Kai!!! Plus it was time to eat. So we did the procedure right before the feeding time. If you dare do the thing AFTER feeding, the pikin go just vomit everywhere or choke to quench in da worst case scenario.

Thank awa gods we use back door. One busy body visitor for call police for us I swear! Procedure done in less than 10 mins. I don give the pikin back to im nurse.

Bye-Bye-Baby! Back to my own patients.

1:30PM. I have only 30mins to finish my 3 patients.

Then FREEEEEE for 2 HOURS till 5PM. Time to chop and help others wey need help. You must be a team player ke!


Gosh! I love this job.

I have some free time.
Helping a co-worker with her patient’s circumcision. She can’t stand the sight of a chopped blokos!


She bribed me with some fresssssssh, delicious strawberries.

Dr. J.J. “Langa-Langa-Dogoyaro” is the Obstetrician.
A new nurse in training with me. Her first experience with a circ!

We took the pikin through a special “back-door” for privacy. Away from visitors/public elevators.
You must have security clearance to pass this back area. . . Na so-so invisible cameras full the back o. You nor go see them lai lai.


If a baby is circ’d in the hospital, the OB does the circ, not the pediatrician. If the OB prefers, he or she can do it out-patient in the private office. Yes o! All of them OBs and Peddies get dem own private clinics o, plus hospital work. Big-big money!

If the parents prefer, then they wait till they get to their private Pediatrician’s office(more costly). All about the preference of the parents and what they are willing to pay with or without insurance!

Low-income-group!

1:15PM

Dr. Alumondo(green team)don go off duty, to be back tomorrow for the “green team DOCs”.

Here comes Dr. T.(Mr. Smart Mouth). . .(Red Team). He will make his rounds in my room next.

Time to take new orders and tell the DOC any problems we have with his patients.

I have 2 of his patients.

Gosh. I lovvvvvve these doctors. One Nigerian, fine YORUBA DOC dey for the “green team”! Very funny guy, married to one fine lady from the Islands. He is loved by all.

We have 2 doctors for the green team and 2 doctors for the red team.

4 doctors and 4 nurse practitioners.

The unit has 27 patients currently. We fit explode to 40! Na die. We do not have enough nurses for that kind of “heavy load” o!

Na over time be dat! Them go dey beg you to work for $100 per hour ke.

God bless NURSING!

Happy birthday in advance Dr. Arrrrmondo!!!!

We go take pisssshure taya on Wednesday o.
Heavy party for you.
Will go in search of a good gift tomorrow when I am off.

They “said” he used to be a MEAN SOB to nurses in the past. I have only been here 3 years and have seen nothing but SWEEEEEETNESS from him.

Or boy! Last Christmas 2017, I was off.

Of course with the usual festivities. . . Too much food. The story goes as we off duties were later told:

One nurse. . . Ms H a 62 year-old, baby-faced, 5ft-2-inches, 140 Lbs, Jamaican, sexxxy grandma) looking like a 40 year-old) . . . Kai! She fine well- well nor be small ooooo. . . . with better shape, front and back) She over-fed ooooooooo

She make mistake drop her pen for ground, come bendddddan to pick the pen come TEAR HEAVY GAS from her nyansh. . . . by mistake. . . loud enough to deafen a deaf man in the center of the WHOLE UNIT. . . Visitors and all!

First there was silence as everyone looked aroun and up from their computerzzzz.

The the woman first tok “Oh, I m so sorry, please, excuse me”. . . . . . Chai!!! Come hear laughter and see tears!




If na me? I for BOOOOOONE, dey look around too likely dem! Make dem come ask me ke!

This Dr. ARLUMONDO na im dey duty! This man no look LEFT or RIGHT in the midst of the chaos. He just face front. :DEvery body turn begin look am.

The man just carry im mug of coffee WAKA COMOT. . .

No expression from im face. . . . Only im face and NECK dey red.

Nobody ask am question o. . . . He nor put mouth till TODAY!

What a perfect gentleman.

Hmmmmmm!

La wa oooooooo. . . .

Groom for sale!

The bottom line is this: The way a relationship was prior to getting married does not have to change because of marriage. If anything, marriage should make that relationship deeper. Spouses should make sure that their priority is the happiness of the other. If we can all be honest about this, the sky will be the starting point, not the limit.

. . . To whom it may concern.
All the best. . . . .

Surprise parrrrry for one of awa DOCs.
On Wednesday, May 9th.

I don order my t-shirt o.
He is working today.
Nobody don tell am o.
But, he is too smart.
He had been here 40 years and is going to be 70!

Boy! He looks 40!
Money gooooood ooooooh.

Compared to 'budget for private jets'?

SHYTEHOLE COUNTRY!