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In my corner, chilling in OVER-TIME pay!
Dem know say I nor like DORTY, and I like to play NAIJA YOUTUBE VIDEOS.

So diafor. . . I am in a room usually BY MYSELF!

Hallelujah!

Ok! My manager says we should play the “guessing game” of who was this “in the beginning of time”?

No BLACK NURSES?

Na wa o! We have come a looooooong way.

Happy Nurses’ Week!
We are celebrating all this week.

I can’t wait for the ‘corporate gift’ for this year.

After working in the U.S.?

I nor fit work for any other country o!
I don’t care if the pay is X10!

US too much abeg.

How una dey enjoy una work place?
Please, if it stresses you out. . . It will pass.

I love my job o.

Any opportunity I have to spend time at work. . . I jump at the chance.

My job is my other family.

So much to look forward to.

We are all going to be 'lonely' at some point.

Nothing to talk about.
Just deal with it by enriching your lives with what you love to do best.
The first thing is to become your own best friend. . . like I have become.

I am NEVER lonely even when alone!

Why would I want to 'keep a man'?

Na trophy?

If he wants to 'waka'. . . please, let him feel free.

I cannot be a trophy to any man either.

Too free-spirited for all that craaap o!

1. Morning before you wake mpe dog style

2. Wake up, warm his water for showering (if u don't have shower)

3. As he takes his shower be preparing his breakfast, them him dress (In short prepare).

4. Take the breakfast together and see him out.

5. By the time he comes back evening make sure u have cleaned the house, cloths, etc

6. Welcome him with a glass of water when he comes back, prepare supper. Massage him!

7. Be a submissive wife, Never shout at him, Never argue him (Do I say not as I do)

E go wait taya ke!
My papa nor train me to be 'housemaid in-training-to-be-second-wife' o!

I will even feel extremely irritated if a man does all these for me even as a 'surprise'.

That is not what I need from a man. He should not expect such for me either!

If he wants to know what I NEED from him to keep him. . . let him ask me directly.

Kenyan woman don tok her own abi?

As you dey 'twist' for 'twitter'. . . . .




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z7N64vUHxvw

It is quite suicidal for APC to show face in Delta o.

Just like PDP will suffer instant death on arrival in Edo state.

Everybarry stay ya lane o.

Free and fair election is not yet attainable in Africa.

Sowore. . . how far na? Na both PDP and APC thugs go gang up against ya o. . . . Be careful o!

Arggggh. . . if your 'toes' they compete to comot from 'open-toes' shoes. . . . you nor go wear 'cover-shoe'?
See as one 'second toe' of the right foot the say 'phock you' to the fans?

Anyway. . . .no body ugly.

Cc PSquare!

Yessssoh!

She worked hard and followed her dreams WISELY!

May many more Nigerian women see the opportunity and use it well.

Amen!

Congratulations Linda. Many blessings to you and you family. May money never come between you and your loved ones. . . and relationships. Only a good man who truly deserves and supports you should ever see OR SMELL your NYANSH. . . AMEN!!!

Abeg. . . avoid awon 'wizkid'. . . na awon 'TIWA' get that kain market because they fit right there with the 'ganja-smokers'!

Dapper ko. . . . Ruffians ni.


I don't know why most Naija guys will always look 'ROUGH' even in expensive clothes.

Some poverty level nor fit enter elevator o!

Just negodu?

Dem for wait make the "ganja" clear from dem system before dem wake dem up na. . .

See as ALL OF THEM look like armed-robbery CONVICTS. . . .not even suspects.


It is tough to date in this day and age I swear. . . women will always outshine men in FASHION AND SKIN CARE!

GOSH!

Fresh meat!

“For me personally, there is no love when my bank account is not smiling. My emotions are zero when I’m not where I am supposed to be.

“There are a lot of people to meet in this circle, so you can’t put pressure or put all your eggs in one basket.

Nothing to add or subtract.

I stopped reading after this.

Wonderful.

More 'chiomas' to you davido!

EfemenaXY:
True that. Very true.

But, I was thinking more in line from the hubby's perspective...and you've already answered that bit for me in your post above. I know many people would disagree with what I'm about to say, but who cares? You are very lucky to have a mature, understanding, and open-minded man. It takes real courage and a firm grasp on reality to understand that marriage isn't a one-sized shoe box sort of thing that must be applicable to everyone. You guys have found out what works for you, whilst keeping your family unit intact. He's happy, you're happy. What else could be more important?

Having said that, you've got me wondering though. How does it really work? I mean really? Say for the partner you choose to go out with, do you have certain limits like he must be single and definitely not married? Or does he have to married, as that would mitigate any instances of him wanting to take things one step higher? I would have said going out with a married man would be a safer bet as he's got his own marriage to preserve and wouldn't want to risk any "upheaval", but that works mostly for non-open relationships, which certainly isn't applicable in your case. So, I'm thinking, if he's married, how would you handle his wife if she decides to come after you as per feeling slighted that you're the "other woman" trying to create problems for her union?




And you're one of the most candid and brutally honest people I've met on Nairaland. You tell it exactly how it is without fake pretenses. You are as real as they get.

Anyone who can't stomach your very different perspective should take a flying hike.



You do make open relationships sound easy, but they aren't. I guess like you said, it all boils down to honesty, right from the very start. Your man knew where he stood with you from the beginning so no surprises. Most of the issues with a lot of marriages, I think, are skeletons popping out of closets, and couples skirting, dancing around issues, and not wanting to face up to what stares them in the face. The fear factor.



Yes dear. It's a burning question, very private, but I've just got to ask. Again, you don't have to answer it if you think I'm overstepping boundaries, and I'll understand....here goes:

Protection. Do you and hubby use protection when together, knowing you've got partners on the outside? Or did you both agree from the outset that both of you must use protection when having sex with your partners but not with yourselves? I'm asking this bit from the trust angle...

If this is the case (i.e: hubby doesn't need to use condoms when with you), don't you get niggling doubts that he might have on one or more occasions not used protection while with any of his partners, and therefore, probably putting you at risk of STDs? (Gosh, Kanwulia, you've no idea how much I'm blushing in embarrassment here as I ask you this...)

Was too busy working for my birthday bash 2016-2017.
Saving this space. . . . .
Wow! Missed this.

Time for work first. . . . .

EfemenaXY:
Protection. Do you and hubby use protection when together, knowing you've got partners on the outside? Or did you both agree from the outset that both of you must use protection when having sex with your partners but not with yourselves? I'm asking this bit from the trust angle...

If this is the case (i.e: hubby doesn't need to use condoms when with you), don't you get niggling doubts that he might have on one or more occasions not used protection while with any of his partners, and therefore, probably putting you at risk of STDs? (Gosh, Kanwulia, you've no idea how much I'm blushing in embarrassment here as I ask you this...)

To answer the burning questions. . . .

My husband no go DARE near my bedroom after we don crawl all over different beds? . . . . . . and vice versa. We just do not find each other attractive in that 'area'. But the marriage is a safety net till one person gets tired. No divorce necessary. We work as a 'FINANCIAL TEAM' and for the love of the 'marriage certificate'! Abi nor be wetin 'SOCIETY' want?

1. Na who dey fear STDs? Fearing STDS is like fearing going to 'WAR'. . . .I DON PASS THAT STAGE.


NIGERIAN MEN DO NOT USE CONDOMS! If they do. . . .it is only for one round.
Husband or boyfriend. . . no condom involved. If you catch something. . . just share the joy and sorrow.

2. HOW MANY OF YOU LADIES SLEEP WITH MEN USING CONDOMS? ASHAWO DEY USE CONDOM?
Shikena!

3. Na human being create diseases or na 'UNA GOD' create them? So, why should anyone be stigmatized on account of a 'dirty nyansh' or 'blokos'? Blame 'oludumare' abeg! The 'show' must go on.

4. Na who dey spread diseases pass? Married men. So, you are bound to catch something before you DIE! If you like be as faithful as a 'blind and deaf dog'. . . . HUSBANDS USUALLY HAVE WANDERING joysticks. . . . So, marriage is always a risk since MOST NIGERAN MEN ARE USUALLY PATRONS OF WHOOORES!
I dey wait for my time to die. . .but I will not die before my time. Shikena!

Still on the subject . . . .

Na wetin consine Nigerians or any body else?

No “ASSURANCE TOKUNBO PRIVATE GHYET”?

Eziokwu?

Then comot na. . . .

In just love this TIWA babe. . . .

Like Whitney Houston and '”Ray Jay". . . . .

No need to have left your husband then. . . why substitute one CRACK-HEAD for another?

Ohhhh. . . I see. Wizkid get JOB!

Carry go my darling TIWA. At least Wizkid can buy diaper!


*Ganja go soon clear from dem eyes*

What goes up, must surely come down. . . .

Davido papa wey nor fit keep wife for house? Na Davido go keep wife for house?

Time will tell. . . .I am not hopeful.


Tuface. . . abeg advice DAVIDO how to keep woman for house after 15 baby mamas!

Is it not the woman's choice?

What is the issue here then?

Jude Justin and his partner Raaita. . . . .

Eziokwu?

Nigerian couple?

Them don decode NL tribalists agenda!

I can still smell YORUBA or IGBO!

Na dem still get that kain liver to dey push drug for this dey and age.
India MUST prove they are BOKO-HARAM Nigerians first!

freecocoa:
BTW, to all of you calling coogar names, please take note.


Coogar isn't as bad as y'all make him sound, behind the moniker is actually an amazing guy, there's something called an alter ego for a reason. Ishilove your own don too much, stop bad mouthing my friend.

Aunty Kanwulia you know I'm a fan of yours, huge one for that matter but quite frankly, if one didn't look deeper, and judged you solely based on your posts when in a fight with someone on here, they'd be of the opinion that, you are just as bad, if not worse than you accuse coogar of being. I do get where you are coming from, still believe me, most things aren't the way they seem here, just cut him some slack.

P.S This is coming from a good place so no vex at all o, as I'm not feeling too fine, my eye is turning me.

Na for 'fight' you dey take 'judge' person character?
Then you really never knew me. I was raised to respect and honor people, no matter their background or socio-economic stats.
WHERE WERE YOU WHEN YOUR 'DARLING COOGAR' WAS INSULTING PEOPLE ALL OVER NL. . . .?
I remember when we had HEAVY ARGUMENT too. . .even with JENNY. . . for no reason kwa?

2 things I do NOT do are:

1. QUOTE PEOPLE I DO NOT LIKE. I avoid THEM LIKE LEPROSY!
2. Get into GANSTER-RAPS to bully a poster.

If you knew me as MILITIA, I never had any fight with any NLander till I ENCOUNTERED BABYOSISI, DAVIDYLAN AND THIEF-OF-HEARTS who thought I looked or sounded like a 'weak and cheap target'!
I have never been one to run from any fight o. . . unless I dey too busy offline which is very rare.

Even at work or on family vacations. . . .I GET THE TIME to respond.

I NEVER PICK ON ANY POSTER. Not that interested and I find it immature.


So, which posts are you judging by?
The ones I mind my business jeje, get attacked and respond in kind. . . .

Or,
The ones you chose not to see where some 'useless moderators' decide my blood is to be used for sacrifice on NL. . . with their 'cheap hoes'?

I am glad we have come to understand each other better on NL. . . Because I DEY MY LANE ALWAYS. . . No shaking!

Kai. . . 5PM. . . 2 hours to close from work.

diegwu02:
to equip our Airforce for future outings, and combat terrorism

Bully-shyte!
You mean his personal army?

No surprise there!
Naija man can do anything!

TEN FIGHTER JETS purchased with 1/2 a $billion from the U.S. na to fight who?

Baba WERE!

Gboliwe:
You were a handful those days.

I would come online and read through your posts like I had a project I was making researches on.

The speed with which you switched handles too was alarming, yet I would always tag along. Every body was your enemy then, woe betide anyone that mentioned or quoted you. You would drag the person. But, ifyalways always had a place in your heart. You even made a donation to someone then because of her.

I could see through your defence, you were such a kindhearted woman...... And.... errm... You no get shame at all

Hahahahaha

I switched handles because I was usually banned.
Only because I would not tolerate injustice and abuse from the mods and super mods I NEVER cared to acknowledge or befriend. Not my style or personality to kiss butts. I signed up many more to let them do their worst. My IDs MILITIA, Almondjoy and BABEELOVE were banned for NO REASON. I refused to allow that.

In NL, it is usually safer to keep everyone as enemies for a good reason. Most are FAKE and only try to expose or defame you. I never trusted any especially after seeing how quickly people turned on each other. Two many TWO-FACED WEASELS on NL smiling in your face and stabbing you in your front or back with alternate IDs.


I was extremely irritated when people quoted me, especially to start shyte or derail a thread. I seldom quote people because I don’t like wahala.
If they wanted a fight, I had time and energy for them. . . . Especially in a gang!

You are always polite and nice too. Too bad you always show up in threads I am dealing with NL low-lives. In a battle field, you have to treat all as potential enemies, especially when people show up to “gloat and float”!

Yes o. I have always loved and respected Ifyalways because she commands love and respect. Yes, you understand me perfectly. I am extremely kind-hearted, FEARLESS AND SHAMELESS. Very proud of myself on and offline.

What have they not tried on NL? I can never give in to BLACKMAIL, cyber bullying or injustice. I will fight to a STANDSTILL.

We go see who go first deactivate ke!

What a SHYTE-HOLE COUNTRY!
See Ambulance?
See RED SAND for ground!

See the WRETCHED-LOOKING THUGS forming security agents?

armyofone:
Those classic names like Hero
Michelin89-Esan babes!
At some point, the class rocked the food section

Or “Mohadana”!





https://www.nairaland.com/60755/she-loves-me-shes-ugly/3

Good memory.