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Now I can be.
I gat absolutely NO desire to be with ANY of dem.


They give me no satisfaction whatsoever, only tons of aggravation!

SenorFax:
Oya what exactly do you want in life??

Good health, a sound mind, long life and prosperity.

You see “man” for my wish?
I nor need dem abeg.

InyinyaAgbaOku:
Do you really mean that part of completing the rounds in your room?

Habaaaaaa!
Na hotel room you dey “tink”?

8:30PM! Just getting home, after filling my gas tank.

Everybody is in bed. . . . In their own corner.
We go jam tomorrow morning.
I thought was gonna be free for 2 hours.
Was supposed to be home 30 mins earlier.
For whiaaaaaaaa?
No traffic or road work.

1 IV went bad and it took 5 nurses after 11 attempts to restart it. My antibiotic was 2 AND HALF HOURS LATE!

All my treatments and feedings LATE!
Thanks to my darling co-workers o.
All of them came from different angles to help me.

It pays to be nice to everyone o.
You never know when you will need them.

We all left before 7:45PM.

Time to shower, play on NL of course, CHOP and watch my TV series, till I fall asleep.

Off tomorrow.
Hair, nails, eyebrow, lashes and facials.

Getting ready for Dr. Arlumondo’s BIG 70th Birthday UNIT-PARTY! Amen.

GBA! (god bless america!)

Chicken noodle soup and buttered baked potato.
Yummy.

Oh yes o!
Lovely.

Another phase in life.
Very obvious it is “THEIR 4TH MARRIAGES”!
HML . . . . Again.

The pikin shout taya! Kai!!! Plus it was time to eat. So we did the procedure right before the feeding time. If you dare do the thing AFTER feeding, the pikin go just vomit everywhere or choke to quench in da worst case scenario.

Thank awa gods we use back door. One busy body visitor for call police for us I swear! Procedure done in less than 10 mins. I don give the pikin back to im nurse.

Bye-Bye-Baby! Back to my own patients.

1:30PM. I have only 30mins to finish my 3 patients.

Then FREEEEEE for 2 HOURS till 5PM. Time to chop and help others wey need help. You must be a team player ke!


Gosh! I love this job.

I have some free time.
Helping a co-worker with her patient’s circumcision. She can’t stand the sight of a chopped blokos!


She bribed me with some fresssssssh, delicious strawberries.

Dr. J.J. “Langa-Langa-Dogoyaro” is the Obstetrician.
A new nurse in training with me. Her first experience with a circ!

We took the pikin through a special “back-door” for privacy. Away from visitors/public elevators.
You must have security clearance to pass this back area. . . Na so-so invisible cameras full the back o. You nor go see them lai lai.


If a baby is circ’d in the hospital, the OB does the circ, not the pediatrician. If the OB prefers, he or she can do it out-patient in the private office. Yes o! All of them OBs and Peddies get dem own private clinics o, plus hospital work. Big-big money!

If the parents prefer, then they wait till they get to their private Pediatrician’s office(more costly). All about the preference of the parents and what they are willing to pay with or without insurance!

Low-income-group!

1:15PM

Dr. Alumondo(green team)don go off duty, to be back tomorrow for the “green team DOCs”.

Here comes Dr. T.(Mr. Smart Mouth). . .(Red Team). He will make his rounds in my room next.

Time to take new orders and tell the DOC any problems we have with his patients.

I have 2 of his patients.

Gosh. I lovvvvvve these doctors. One Nigerian, fine YORUBA DOC dey for the “green team”! Very funny guy, married to one fine lady from the Islands. He is loved by all.

We have 2 doctors for the green team and 2 doctors for the red team.

4 doctors and 4 nurse practitioners.

The unit has 27 patients currently. We fit explode to 40! Na die. We do not have enough nurses for that kind of “heavy load” o!

Na over time be dat! Them go dey beg you to work for $100 per hour ke.

God bless NURSING!

Happy birthday in advance Dr. Arrrrmondo!!!!

We go take pisssshure taya on Wednesday o.
Heavy party for you.
Will go in search of a good gift tomorrow when I am off.

They “said” he used to be a MEAN SOB to nurses in the past. I have only been here 3 years and have seen nothing but SWEEEEEETNESS from him.

Or boy! Last Christmas 2017, I was off.

Of course with the usual festivities. . . Too much food. The story goes as we off duties were later told:

One nurse. . . Ms H a 62 year-old, baby-faced, 5ft-2-inches, 140 Lbs, Jamaican, sexxxy grandma) looking like a 40 year-old) . . . Kai! She fine well- well nor be small ooooo. . . . with better shape, front and back) She over-fed ooooooooo

She make mistake drop her pen for ground, come bendddddan to pick the pen come TEAR HEAVY GAS from her nyansh. . . . by mistake. . . loud enough to deafen a deaf man in the center of the WHOLE UNIT. . . Visitors and all!

First there was silence as everyone looked aroun and up from their computerzzzz.

The the woman first tok “Oh, I m so sorry, please, excuse me”. . . . . . Chai!!! Come hear laughter and see tears!




If na me? I for BOOOOOONE, dey look around too likely dem! Make dem come ask me ke!

This Dr. ARLUMONDO na im dey duty! This man no look LEFT or RIGHT in the midst of the chaos. He just face front. :DEvery body turn begin look am.

The man just carry im mug of coffee WAKA COMOT. . .

No expression from im face. . . . Only im face and NECK dey red.

Nobody ask am question o. . . . He nor put mouth till TODAY!

What a perfect gentleman.

Hmmmmmm!

La wa oooooooo. . . .

Groom for sale!

The bottom line is this: The way a relationship was prior to getting married does not have to change because of marriage. If anything, marriage should make that relationship deeper. Spouses should make sure that their priority is the happiness of the other. If we can all be honest about this, the sky will be the starting point, not the limit.

. . . To whom it may concern.
All the best. . . . .

Surprise parrrrry for one of awa DOCs.
On Wednesday, May 9th.

I don order my t-shirt o.
He is working today.
Nobody don tell am o.
But, he is too smart.
He had been here 40 years and is going to be 70!

Boy! He looks 40!
Money gooooood ooooooh.

Compared to 'budget for private jets'?

SHYTEHOLE COUNTRY!

In my corner, chilling in OVER-TIME pay!
Dem know say I nor like DORTY, and I like to play NAIJA YOUTUBE VIDEOS.

So diafor. . . I am in a room usually BY MYSELF!

Hallelujah!

Ok! My manager says we should play the “guessing game” of who was this “in the beginning of time”?

No BLACK NURSES?

Na wa o! We have come a looooooong way.

Happy Nurses’ Week!
We are celebrating all this week.

I can’t wait for the ‘corporate gift’ for this year.

After working in the U.S.?

I nor fit work for any other country o!
I don’t care if the pay is X10!

US too much abeg.

How una dey enjoy una work place?
Please, if it stresses you out. . . It will pass.

I love my job o.

Any opportunity I have to spend time at work. . . I jump at the chance.

My job is my other family.

So much to look forward to.

We are all going to be 'lonely' at some point.

Nothing to talk about.
Just deal with it by enriching your lives with what you love to do best.
The first thing is to become your own best friend. . . like I have become.

I am NEVER lonely even when alone!

Why would I want to 'keep a man'?

Na trophy?

If he wants to 'waka'. . . please, let him feel free.

I cannot be a trophy to any man either.

Too free-spirited for all that craaap o!

1. Morning before you wake mpe dog style

2. Wake up, warm his water for showering (if u don't have shower)

3. As he takes his shower be preparing his breakfast, them him dress (In short prepare).

4. Take the breakfast together and see him out.

5. By the time he comes back evening make sure u have cleaned the house, cloths, etc

6. Welcome him with a glass of water when he comes back, prepare supper. Massage him!

7. Be a submissive wife, Never shout at him, Never argue him (Do I say not as I do)

E go wait taya ke!
My papa nor train me to be 'housemaid in-training-to-be-second-wife' o!

I will even feel extremely irritated if a man does all these for me even as a 'surprise'.

That is not what I need from a man. He should not expect such for me either!

If he wants to know what I NEED from him to keep him. . . let him ask me directly.

Kenyan woman don tok her own abi?

As you dey 'twist' for 'twitter'. . . . .




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z7N64vUHxvw

It is quite suicidal for APC to show face in Delta o.

Just like PDP will suffer instant death on arrival in Edo state.

Everybarry stay ya lane o.

Free and fair election is not yet attainable in Africa.

Sowore. . . how far na? Na both PDP and APC thugs go gang up against ya o. . . . Be careful o!

Arggggh. . . if your 'toes' they compete to comot from 'open-toes' shoes. . . . you nor go wear 'cover-shoe'?
See as one 'second toe' of the right foot the say 'phock you' to the fans?

Anyway. . . .no body ugly.

Cc PSquare!

Yessssoh!

She worked hard and followed her dreams WISELY!

May many more Nigerian women see the opportunity and use it well.

Amen!

Congratulations Linda. Many blessings to you and you family. May money never come between you and your loved ones. . . and relationships. Only a good man who truly deserves and supports you should ever see OR SMELL your NYANSH. . . AMEN!!!

Abeg. . . avoid awon 'wizkid'. . . na awon 'TIWA' get that kain market because they fit right there with the 'ganja-smokers'!

Dapper ko. . . . Ruffians ni.


I don't know why most Naija guys will always look 'ROUGH' even in expensive clothes.

Some poverty level nor fit enter elevator o!

Just negodu?

Dem for wait make the "ganja" clear from dem system before dem wake dem up na. . .

See as ALL OF THEM look like armed-robbery CONVICTS. . . .not even suspects.


It is tough to date in this day and age I swear. . . women will always outshine men in FASHION AND SKIN CARE!

GOSH!

Fresh meat!

“For me personally, there is no love when my bank account is not smiling. My emotions are zero when I’m not where I am supposed to be.

“There are a lot of people to meet in this circle, so you can’t put pressure or put all your eggs in one basket.

Nothing to add or subtract.

I stopped reading after this.

Wonderful.

More 'chiomas' to you davido!

EfemenaXY:
True that. Very true.

But, I was thinking more in line from the hubby's perspective...and you've already answered that bit for me in your post above. I know many people would disagree with what I'm about to say, but who cares? You are very lucky to have a mature, understanding, and open-minded man. It takes real courage and a firm grasp on reality to understand that marriage isn't a one-sized shoe box sort of thing that must be applicable to everyone. You guys have found out what works for you, whilst keeping your family unit intact. He's happy, you're happy. What else could be more important?

Having said that, you've got me wondering though. How does it really work? I mean really? Say for the partner you choose to go out with, do you have certain limits like he must be single and definitely not married? Or does he have to married, as that would mitigate any instances of him wanting to take things one step higher? I would have said going out with a married man would be a safer bet as he's got his own marriage to preserve and wouldn't want to risk any "upheaval", but that works mostly for non-open relationships, which certainly isn't applicable in your case. So, I'm thinking, if he's married, how would you handle his wife if she decides to come after you as per feeling slighted that you're the "other woman" trying to create problems for her union?




And you're one of the most candid and brutally honest people I've met on Nairaland. You tell it exactly how it is without fake pretenses. You are as real as they get.

Anyone who can't stomach your very different perspective should take a flying hike.



You do make open relationships sound easy, but they aren't. I guess like you said, it all boils down to honesty, right from the very start. Your man knew where he stood with you from the beginning so no surprises. Most of the issues with a lot of marriages, I think, are skeletons popping out of closets, and couples skirting, dancing around issues, and not wanting to face up to what stares them in the face. The fear factor.



Yes dear. It's a burning question, very private, but I've just got to ask. Again, you don't have to answer it if you think I'm overstepping boundaries, and I'll understand....here goes:

Protection. Do you and hubby use protection when together, knowing you've got partners on the outside? Or did you both agree from the outset that both of you must use protection when having sex with your partners but not with yourselves? I'm asking this bit from the trust angle...

If this is the case (i.e: hubby doesn't need to use condoms when with you), don't you get niggling doubts that he might have on one or more occasions not used protection while with any of his partners, and therefore, probably putting you at risk of STDs? (Gosh, Kanwulia, you've no idea how much I'm blushing in embarrassment here as I ask you this...)

Was too busy working for my birthday bash 2016-2017.
Saving this space. . . . .
Wow! Missed this.

Time for work first. . . . .

EfemenaXY:
Protection. Do you and hubby use protection when together, knowing you've got partners on the outside? Or did you both agree from the outset that both of you must use protection when having sex with your partners but not with yourselves? I'm asking this bit from the trust angle...

If this is the case (i.e: hubby doesn't need to use condoms when with you), don't you get niggling doubts that he might have on one or more occasions not used protection while with any of his partners, and therefore, probably putting you at risk of STDs? (Gosh, Kanwulia, you've no idea how much I'm blushing in embarrassment here as I ask you this...)

To answer the burning questions. . . .

My husband no go DARE near my bedroom after we don crawl all over different beds? . . . . . . and vice versa. We just do not find each other attractive in that 'area'. But the marriage is a safety net till one person gets tired. No divorce necessary. We work as a 'FINANCIAL TEAM' and for the love of the 'marriage certificate'! Abi nor be wetin 'SOCIETY' want?

1. Na who dey fear STDs? Fearing STDS is like fearing going to 'WAR'. . . .I DON PASS THAT STAGE.


NIGERIAN MEN DO NOT USE CONDOMS! If they do. . . .it is only for one round.
Husband or boyfriend. . . no condom involved. If you catch something. . . just share the joy and sorrow.

2. HOW MANY OF YOU LADIES SLEEP WITH MEN USING CONDOMS? ASHAWO DEY USE CONDOM?
Shikena!

3. Na human being create diseases or na 'UNA GOD' create them? So, why should anyone be stigmatized on account of a 'dirty nyansh' or 'blokos'? Blame 'oludumare' abeg! The 'show' must go on.

4. Na who dey spread diseases pass? Married men. So, you are bound to catch something before you DIE! If you like be as faithful as a 'blind and deaf dog'. . . . HUSBANDS USUALLY HAVE WANDERING joysticks. . . . So, marriage is always a risk since MOST NIGERAN MEN ARE USUALLY PATRONS OF WHOOORES!
I dey wait for my time to die. . .but I will not die before my time. Shikena!