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Back to my kitchen duties!
What a lovely day outside.
America the beautiful non-SHYTE-‘OLE country!

On the menu.
Snail STEW
Yam porridge(ASARO) and DRIED FISH from SHYTE-‘OLE LAND!
Beans and Plantains
Moi-Moi

Annnnnnnd. . . . . CHILLED FRUIT SALAD!



Picture of my SUPER NICE BALCONY LOADIND. . . . . . .

Bwaaaaaaahaaaaaaaahaaaaaahaaaaa
Na so e pain dem reach?

Is the 6-FIGURE “House-Maid” SALARY?
Holy-Pcos eeeeeeeeh! I don DIE!!!!!


I must die for NL ooooooooo


Ooooops!
Sointin’ ain’t rrrrrite!
Muchechechecheche

APC!
See your life?
Even GEJ the DRUNKEN DULLARD FROM “OTU-OKE” is opening his rotten mouth to address you?

APC! You turned out EVEN WORSE THAN PDD with all your huffing and puffing. What a disgraceful PARTY OF CHANGELESS IJJIOTS!
Why?
Why?
Why?

Chai!!!!!
This CURSE IS REAL!!!!!

Oga stil has kitchen duties o!
Fish stew and Banga Soup!

Wonders will never cease!
GEJ is talking too?
If PDP did not SQUANDER 16 phocking years under OBJ, YAD and GEJ will APC have had the opportunity to continue the legacy of SOCIO-ECONO-POLITICAL INCOMPETENCE?

Shameless ijjiot!

Congratulations.
You have really achieved a lot on WhatsApp in your short life!

Even MOST married women can’t boast of such a joyful life!

See as she dey “BUBBLE”? No yeye “husband” or “baby daddy” by her side.

WOMEN! Wake up and take charge of your lives!

So Yoruba girls are in Libya too?

Rubbbbbbbish talk!

ewa26:
hian. I would t want u to loose your Nigeria touching ok, you ought to be cooking egusi and Jollof Rice ok and not all this very time every time takeaay oyibo gakewaying

Oh no. It is the husband’s turn to cook!
I am going to work the next 3 days.
Naija food dey taya pesin abeggggi!

The “spouse” is cooking ALL DAY tomorrow.
He has brought out all his meat.
I will be at work.
Off to bed.

*ALWAYS MARRY A MAN THAT CAN COOK! HE WILL RARELY LEAVE THE HOUSE for any other WOMAN or MAN!*

Mbaaaaaa!
No kitchen duties for the next 5 days!
Time to concentrate on my house-maid duties!
H-O-L-Y PUSS-PUSS!

Cafeteria food! No cooking!

More on SHYTE HOLE COUNTRY activities.
No good news can EVER come out of a SHYTE-HOLE!

Beautiful!!!!

The joys of fatherhood!

Shyte-hole-country tinz!

OBJ again?
What a SHYTE-HOLE CURSE!

The Shyte-Hole Country where only NOTHING works!

The latest from the SHYTE-HOLE-COUNTRY!
I knew it!

Soooooooooo? Na shyte wota una dey take cook yonder?

https://www.nairaland.com/4337922/90-nigerian-households-consume-feces-tainted

I knew it!

Ijjjjiotic Daura Dunce!
Review and DIE!!!

Fufu-free day at last!
Back to full-time house-maid work!
Busssssssssy weekend.

No cooking for 5 days!
Time to make some money!

ifyalways:
Onye army

Sending some to you and KanwuliaExtra via ekene dili chukwu motors

Thanks ma darling! I don chop am.
Very deh-licious!

lefulefu:
nope but u see them in Saudi Arabia or Iran hustling

Not the topic under discussion.
Stop derailing the thread.
True or false 90% - 99% of NIGERIAN “BAEs” from SOUTHERN NIGERIA ARE KPOMS!

NIGERIAN MEN MADE THEM SO!

E.O.D.

Awoo88:
Southerners are those girls roaming kunadawaki park with hijab, speak nothing but hausa and sell sex for as low as 2 hundred naira Keep living in denial

Remember!
Southern bastards in the North. They speak HAUSA!

You see them dey do ASHAWO in the SOUTH?

Awoo88:
You miss am!!!! By far sef!!!! Come kano cum see dem. Dem full all corners. Those that are not in motels are at home. Doing what they call bashi garra or some similar names. Sex enhancing drug sells like not other drugs. What do you think they are using it for??

Na SOUTHERNERS dey do all that for dia o.
Those who were born as “Bastards of the North”.
Cc Jon Snow! The “Original Aunty-Sleeper”!

Nigerian babes liberating themselves from THE S.H.C.

Way to go!

MIKOLOWISKA:
true
But saying it over and over again will not make it better

But it still FEEEELS GOOOOD!
Finally! A most PUURRRRFECT description!

Goooooosh!
SHYTE HOLE means soooooo many Nigerian things!

Very nice.