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For constipation?
High-fiber natural prune juice. Drink lots of water, exercise 30 mins each day and eat LOTS OF FRUITS AND VEGETABLES.

The WORST fatty item ever!
Na when I come America I see say this tin na for BAKING and COOKING only.

Not for Quacker Oat, Tea or Coffee!

Heavy FAT CONTENT!
But in Nigeria, na sign of BIG MAN/WOMAN life o.
Even eating DEATH!

Prolly an undiagnosed health condition.
R.I.P.

Today is promised to no one I swear.

Cute pic.
But the “inter-locking tiles” sha?
She needs to hit da gym sha o. Family of FAT-BUTTS!

Her thighs are SPRRRRREADING like butter!

I guess you need a strong “shock-absorber” to mount and carry an “APE” like Timaya!

Kai! Empress Njamah! You and odas TRYYYYYY gaaaaaan ooooooo!!!

Most of them will come back with AIDS!

Cc Donald Trump!

Off for 3 days. Yaaaaaay.
Time to clean house, wash clothes and pamper myself.

Breakfast on they way, looking at “The Menu Book”!

Breakfast options:

Carbs:
Bread, Crossants, Potato Wedges or Hash BrownsOatmeal, Cereal, Pankakes Bagels or Muffins.

Proteins:
Bacon, Eggs and Sausage, Yogurt and Milk.

Fruits:
100% FRUIT JUICES ONLY, (not 5-Alive kind o ), Oranges, Tangerines, Avacados, Paw-Paw, Banana, Grapes and TOMATOES. Yes! Tomatoes are FRUITS!

Veggies:
Mushrooms, Spinach, Green Peppers and Onions.

Breakfast casserole:
Quiche.


100% JUICE DRINKS PLEASE, less sugar and cancerous additives.

Only a woman will protest o! See JOLOSI!
For common doll baby?

You are against prostitution.
You are against polygamy.
You are against side-chickens.
You are against same-sex partnerships.

Na wetin? ? ? ?

Man must NACK and WACK o!

Abeg! It is a GOOOOOOOD idea. Nigerian men will be less abusive and psychotic IF they realease that “CONGEALED AKAMU” between their legs without seeing a real female to ra-pe or maim out of sexual frustration. After shacking their “Ogogoro and CHEAP WEED”, they must have an outlet o.

After all women have their “toys” too.
The fingers cannot do everything ke!

Did we not WARN Y’ALL?
Enjoy your APC jor!

Who cares?

Dead on Arrival!

Say no to OBJ’s lap dog!
Can’t win without “The Almighty North”!

https://www.nairaland.com/4326939/nobody-should-try-remove-buhari#64741040


Sai BUBU!!!!!
Na you biko!!!

Buhari till 2050!
Allah will REMOVE HIM!
Amiiiiiiin oooooooooh!

Tinubu!
Ntooooooor!!!!

2019 go hot oooooooh!
Making a note not to visit Nigeria in 2019!

The WAILERS did not WAIL in vain.
Shame!
Shame!
Shame!

APC walk of SHAME!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XXLFdTfvjTI

https://www.nairaland.com/4326918/2019-apc-set-ease-out#64740384

The WAILERS did not WAIL in vain.
Shame!
Shame!
Shame!

And ease in what or WHO?

Ajewealth123:
these people gets everything in life for free,they dont know nor care what the masses are goin through

Which masses?
Siddon-look-masses?
Serves them right!

Did not need to read that long epistle to figure it out.

Forget the SOUTH and EAST in Nigerian politics. They can only make significant impacts n “NOLLYWOOD” or with “OBIANO MUSIC INDUSTRY”!

OBJ’s plan failed and Tinubu’s conspiracy backfired BIG TIME.

Obasanjo the political opportunist that never wished Nigeria well is at it again. Having SHOT himself in the asssss by being “partiless”, he is once again embarking on the impossible.

Obj gave Nigeria a half-dead President Yaradua and Tinubu the “political drug-addict” decided to replicate Obj’s plan by sponsoring the “brain-dead” Buhari on Nigerians in the diabolical fantasy that Buhari would kick the bucket after 2 years in office. Obj, the political GAMBLER sat on the fence being neither PDP or APC having FAILED WOEFULLY himself.

Well! 2015 is gone, 2016 is gone and 2017 is gone! 2018 is here and Buhari is not “Casper the Friendly Ghost”! Osinbajo is not “The President Of Nigeria” according to “The Yoruba Agenda”!

Buhari and “THE EL-RUFAI-ic NORTH” have ensured that Buhari got all brand new kidneys, liver, heart, pancreas, lungs, eyes and BLOKOS! They forgot to give his CLONE a new BRAIN! The WAEC-less brain still sits in Aso-Rock without any sense of direction.

https://www.nairaland.com/4326545/2019-elections-nay-not-hold

Ahaaaaaa!!!!

https://www.nairaland.com/4326916/oshiomhole-obasanjo-mind-business-not#64740171



https://www.nairaland.com/4326939/nobody-should-try-remove-buhari#64741040

Muchechecheche
See them?
Former political “bed-fellows”!

OBJ tink say na only im sabi write “letters”?

Gbam!
The ginger-pointing has started.

My sentiment exactly!!!!!



https://www.nairaland.com/4326046/north-south-west-continue-rule

https://www.nairaland.com/4326910/obasanjo-responsible-nigerias-problems-femi#64740112

Tinubu visits Rochas?
Hahahahaha
What on earth for?

https://www.nairaland.com/4325643/rochas-okorocha-honors-bola-tinubuabsent#64720606

You have political vultures from The Southern and Eastern parts of Nigeria like Anaechi, Oshiomole, Ngige and Rochas to mention a few.

Do they ever learn?
There goes Donald Duke again?
Is it that obvious that The Eastern and Southern parts of Nigeria remain behind the political shadows of the NORTH AND WEST?
What a SHYTE HOLE of a country!

The North learned a lesson from Yaradua. The North would not be FOOLED TWICE. What was Tinubu thinking?

https://www.nairaland.com/4325725/respond-obasanjos-coalition-movement-right

Hahahahahaha . . . . I can’t wait for “the response”!

Buhari is alive and “The Yorubas” are not happy. Tinubu is confused and DEFEATED, OBJ is restless and DESPERATE! Habaaaaaaa. . . . .

OBJ now tries to form his own “movement-party” because he cannot fit in anywhere in the Nigerian political horizon. He detests Atiku, he was an IBB-stooge to placate Nigerians and the world for “The Abiola Misadventure”, he ridicules GEJ, he dis-enfranchised Tinubu and is estranged from Buhari who never trusted OBJ from the earliest days.

The very Donald Duke he had gotten in bed with, he snubbed in 2009 in favor of the “political inept GEJ”!

How can OBJ ever wish Nigerians and Nigeria well?

Forget the SOUTH and EAST in Nigerian politics. They can only make significant impacts n “NOLLYWOOD” or with “OBIANO MUSIC INDUSTRY”!

OBJ’s plan failed and Tinubu’s conspiracy backfired BIG TIME.

Obasanjo the political opportunist that never wished Nigeria well is at it again. Having SHOT himself in the asssss by being “partiless”, he is once again embarking on the impossible.

Obj gave Nigeria a half-dead President Yaradua and Tinubu the “political drug-addict” decided to replicate Obj’s plan by sponsoring the “brain-dead” Buhari on Nigerians in the diabolical fantasy that Buhari would kick the bucket after 2 years in office. Obj, the political GAMBLER sat on the fence being neither PDP or APC having FAILED WOEFULLY himself.

Well! 2015 is gone, 2016 is gone and 2017 is gone! 2018 is here and Buhari is not “Casper the Friendly Ghost”! Osinbajo is not “The President Of Nigeria” according to “The Yoruba Agenda”!

Buhari and “THE EL-RUFAI-ic NORTH” have ensured that Buhari got all brand new kidneys, liver, heart, pancreas, lungs, eyes and BLOKOS! They forgot to give his CLONE a new BRAIN! The WAEC-less brain still sits in Aso-Rock without any sense of direction.

https://www.nairaland.com/4326545/2019-elections-nay-not-hold

Ahaaaaaa!!!!

The same EVER-OBJECTIONABLE OBJ who tried to seek a THIRD TERM?

How soon people forget.
DID HE EVER HEED THE ADVISE OF OTHERS?

The same DUKE he is getting in bed with now, he soundly rejected in favor of GEJ whom he thought woukd make a better PUPPET!

OBJ is an OPPORTUNIST. Calpurnia LOVED CAESAR. OBJ HATES NIGERIA! OBJ is and will forever be a “BRUTUS”!

Like TINUBU, he is disappointed Buhari has not died after 2 years like Yaradua.

The Northerners have BEAT the WESTERNERS at their own game!

Muchechechecheche

Oh dear! Back to work tomorrow.
Everyone has had dinner except “oga” that is still at work.

Light dinner.

Tuna croissant sandwich, SWEET PAW-PAW and a can of Juice Switch.

Time for some TV, and off to bed by 7PM!

Nitey-Nitey!

Probz:
Neither can I. That’s how people like baby124 will be saying that Yorubas have the best food in the country. Anuohia.

Now, now, now?
No ethnic-cleansing here o.
For those who like meals like that, no qualms.
I never had the exposure, that’s all.

InyinyaAgbaOku:
They actually cook at work there?

Of course not. Only microwaved meals.
Or crock pots(electric slow cookers) for special occasions approved by managers.

InyinyaAgbaOku:
How tasty is this thing?
Haven't eaten it before and doesn't look good in real life

Never seen it. I only “hear” of it.
Definitely will never taste it.

Looks and sounds very menacing to the digestive system. Only fit for “truckpushers” and “auto-mechanics” who eat ONCE A DAY for sure.

ONE CHANCE MEAL! Like “Nkwobi”!

Probz:
That’s been copied straight from All Nigerian Recipes innit.

Of course na!
Abi I tok say na me cook am?
I can’t eat or COOK such a “tin” o!
Lai-lai!!!!