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Some breakfast items prepared in advance.
In case I need to pack some tinz to work, or some one asks for them at short notice. Must be eaten WITHIN 2 days.

Turkey bacon please.
Or Chicken bacon.
No pork or beef. We have enough of those in sausages.

Correct dry fish from the Shyte-Hole-Gitmo!
Fresh fruits stored in the garage.
It is cold at this time of the year. I use my garage to store items that can’t go stale or bad.

Can you try this in a SHYTE-HOLE COUNTRY?
Dem do turn to rats with “winchcraft” tief efrytin chop ke!

Time for a snack.

Jamaican SPICY beef pattie, tangerines and a cup of tea.
* not those shyte-hole-country thingies called “meat pies” full of rotten Fulani Cow or human meat from ritualistic pots! *

Dem don taya to “mention”?
Muchechecheche
Time to crawl into bed and enjoy my favorite morning shows.

Suffer-head dey pepper o.

*more Well-PRESENTED food from MY SPARKLING KITCHEN coming up. . . . no ban yet?*


* the NL scammers are reporting for duty looking for BABE 5-6-7. . . . to chop their school fees and show their muki-muki- noode pictures as “blackmail” on NL. . . . *


I don dieeeeee oooooooh! Valentine o shele from london to AMUrica!!!! abi na TOTOrica blokosLONDON? Muchechecheche

Every one against this DAFT called Buhari?
Even his former BARRACK TOUTS IBB and OBJ?

Old Roger! Please die and go to ya grave!

To think this was the cheapest?
Wetin do my hand?
I go peel am myself.

Chai!!!!!
See watermelon in different shapes and sizems.
Trump land SWEEEEEET ooooooooh!

Seeeee PRESENTATION! SHHHHHAAAAIIIII!!!!
Watermelon go hungry ya ke.

Not those shyte-hole-tinz!

Fressssssssh POTATOES!

On the menu is BOILED POTATO and stew.
My potatoes are no longer fresssssh.
Off to the store.
Passing the Valentine section jeje o.
I don’t spend money for love. It is FREEEEEE.

Ahem bo!
Remember the cleaning water?
Wash your hands pleasssssssoh.
Before and after?

Whose the owner of the thread?
Murderator. Your pipo are calling you ooooooo.

What is the minimum wage in awon SHYTE-HOLE-SHANTY-COUNTRIES?

Is it $10 in my darling Trump Land?
I can buy plenty food o.
Not on “credit”!

Many “quick” snacks too!

From MY CLEAN KITCHEN in a NON-SHYTE-HOLE COUNTRY.

Pancake sausage and lemon ginger tea.

Time to jump out of bed. No breakfast of champions today.

. . . . . . Searching for good breakfast pictures.
These POVERTY-STRICKEN SHYTE-HOLLERS are fond of skipping breakfast. No wonder they get very irritable when I post my sweeeeeet breakfast items with FINE-FINE PRESENTATIONS. . . .

Some are even having “popcorn”?


CONFESS! Before more SHYTE FILLS YA POT and you “de-activate” with more SHAME again.

Shame!
Shame!
Shame!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qEEskm25UGA

Wey my pissssssshure jor.
With FINE-FINE PRESENTATIONS.

I forget. I get akara and akamu too.

6:00AM!

What do I prepare and POST FROM MY TRUMP NON-SHYTE-HOLE KITCHEN?

Pancakes
Toast
Muffins
Bagels
Cereal . . . . orrrrr
Oatmeal?

Better choices jor. . . . . Not “indomie and nkwobi”!


Oatmeal it is!

Nobarrrrry cooking breakfast today?
Abi bad PRESENTATION don bring shame to your kissssshens?

Looking at my menu jor.

This THREAD SWEEEEEEET oooooooo.
Where I dey since?

When you start to RRRRRROCK, e badu belle and e jolosi pipo go begin dey tremble.

Oya get together and run to the “murderators”!
Time nefa reach to dey “ban-ban”?

I go de-activate oooooooo. . . . . I BE “SCAMMER” ooooooooo. . . . . . . . serious fear is cassssssshing me. woe is me. . . . . these online gang of “like-me-nots” are really POWERFUL oooooooo. . . . . who will save me? . . . . I dey ssssssshake ooooooooo. . . . .

Oya kontinu jareeee. . . . Time for serious entertainment reading “poo-posts”.

Ova to awon “dis na my thread’. . . . work harder!

USELESS MENTIONS IGNORED. This is not 2007 or 2012. No time for CYBER RIFF-RAFFS!


Moving on:

Please, what is for breakfast?
Some ex and “kwarrrrent” cyber “de-activateeeees” wanno CHOP my “mentions” for breakfast o.


Any BETA PRESENTED, NON-DIABETIC, BALANCED MEALS?

Please, PRESENT YOUR MEALS WELL. Avoid SHYTE HOLE POTS AND STAY OFF MY MENTIONS.

I really don’t care to KNOW WHO YOU ARE WHEN I LOOK AT PICTURES OF MEALS. I don’t CARE! I only SEE PICTURES.

* off today hallelujah . . . will sleep and sleep and sleep. . . . oga don go work. . . . the whole house is quiet as ALWAYS. . , . *

All we are saying. . . . . IS GIVE ‘EM SEX DOLLS!

This man just called to remind me we have a date?

Hotel runzzzz nor go killy moi sha!
I went out with this dude like 3 weeks ago and after dinner, we landed in one short-time joint like this.

He started “pressing and squeezing” this and that o.

I nor even feel anything. Thank my lucky stars I wore TIGHT JEANS!

I just did not like the dude! Known him for over 25 years. He don chase me taya. Our “date” is in 2?weeks after her “Valentine’s his wife” and I “Valentine my husband”.

Funny thing? I KNOW HIS WIFE, and HE KNOWS MY HUSBAND,

Verrrrrrry NASTY scenario. NL will be pleased to feast on this SCANDAL ke! Imagine my azzzzze on YouTube in an extra-marital love-QUADRANGLE SCANDAL? With my bobby and toto being banged by one faceless dude? Hmmmmmm!!!!

I have seen too many of those “married women” being phocked videos o. I don’t think I am ready for that kind of mess o. With a broke azzzzze dude?

I don’t like to do runzzz near where I live. In the same city?

Naaaaaaaa. . . . I think I will pass. The dude nor worth am. I will wait for “the right candidate”. Not that desperate.

There is another MARRIED dude I am targeting in “Lagos. This wan always promises to CHOP my toto till I pass out!

O DI KWA VELLLLY LISKY O!

It is about that time again ooooo!
Una still dey celebrate “Val-Time”?
One “dude” is taking me go a “hotel” to “do” “darling-time”.

Forget husband jor!
He only get the “open-marriage” remnants these days.

Sooooo, I am looking for something HOT to light my fire this winter.

I have never slept with the dude.
I don’t think I like him.
But liking someone has never been a pre-req for a really goooooood phock abi? You get my drift?

I only date “married men” because I am married too. SINGLE dudes looking for DILF or MILF, abeg dressssssss go wan corner o! I nor dey do “bad market”!

Healthy fruit snacks.
Sometimes it is good to keep some “fruit cups”.
They last longer too.
No added sugar or unsweetened.

Jacobs’s Cream Crackers too..
My dad’s favorite.

I loooooove applesauce.

*CONGRATULATIONS PHILLY! The Lombardi Trophy goes to Philly! Eagles win. HISTORIC! *

Celebrating super bowl jor!
2 minutes to go!

What a GAME!!!!!
Iyan and vegetable soup!

Gosh! Where have all these sweet “presentations” been?

So I should go and search for “good presentations” in 600 pages of “potor-potor” dishes kwa?

Somebarry must be suffering from serious “brain-pile” I swear!

I don’t know what is wrong with SOME IDDDDIOTS ON THIS THREAD?

They can’t read, they can’t write and they can’t comprehend “SIMPLE ENGLISH”!

Xinzu:
You can never change!

Not even if I ever see “heaven”!

Anybody notice “presentations” are getting better?

Look at the food presented after the “presentation” bru-ha-ha.

InyinyaAgbaOku:
LMAO

But nkwobi is, bae

That “nkwokirikwobi” tin of a mess na NO-GO area o! Like BANGA SOUP and STARCH!!!!!

There are some “tins” I will not VENTURE to EAT now and forever!
I know BETTER ke!

APC!
The party of SAINTLY LOOTERS!

OBJ must be SUPER-JEALOUS!
Chai!!!!

Time to drop the “church-going-Catholics” in the house at their “shrine”, while I enjoy 1 hour of PEACE and QUIET!

Amen.

Breakfast done by 9:00AM.
A simple breakfast today.
Toasted bread/butter, bacon, sausage banana and tea.

Eggs deliberately skipped! You can’t eat 3 fat servings in ONE SINGLE MEAL!
Please, pity your lungs, heart, kidneys, liver and BRAIN!

Real sugar vs artificial sweeteners?
Debate of risks and benefits.