₦airaland Forum

So “pastors” are not protesting about this “nwa baby, nyem ife gi” object wey don full Idumota, Pound Road and Upper Iweka Road?

A much welcomed move o.
Naija men can pour out their “rap-ing” frustrations and pedophilic psychosis on these poor, inanimate victims.

Make the manufacturers teach their “clients” how to keep the “rubber totos” clean before “decayed akamu” begin leak and smell all over Nigeria.

Milk for children.
FULLY LOADED!
Na dem need am to GROW SIDEWAYS!

Milk for adults. Less fat, less sugar, LESS GAS!

Wey doz pipo wey dey chop “gbegeri” for breakfast?
Nice presentation!

No work today. Hallelujah!!!
Proudly PRESENTING:
A simple, healthy breakfast.

My paw-paw don ripe o.
Some chilled fruit for midday snack.
I don’t eat much meat.
Fufu na ONCE A MONTH!

Breakfast foods include GRAINS and CEREALS!
Avoid HEAVY, OILY MEALS for breakfast.

Now, he can put his stolen LOOT to REAL work!
Baba OSHI!

Good idea!
Habaaaaaa!!! Tonto? Oginizzzzzzi? ? ?
Please, protect the boy biko.
Not everything is a money-making adventure.

This Linda Ikeji sef!

And her husband kukuma resemble scorpion kpa-kpa.

Idiotic book!

Really?
So Fulani can die too?
Why dem no “storm” when Fulani dey kill Christians like namas all these years?

Na which kain COUNTRY BE DIS?

Time for a snack.
Sorry, can’t cook at work.
We don’t have kitchens.

Jamaican Beef Pattie(Meat Pie)
Grapes.

Had to do a “BRUNCH-CRUNCH” today.
Patients kept me BUZZZZZY till 10:00AM.

Now, I have to skip some meals. I can only eat every 4 hours to get back on SHHHHHEdule!

Breakfast:
Lemon cream muffin
Boiled egg
Coffee.

Snack choices:
Oatmeal/cinnamon/brown sugar/raisins.

Or:

Mini peanut-butter cracker sandwiches
Apple.


I love cold oatmeal for midday snack. Very filling.

And. . . . . 4 Oz of WATER!

See wetin TBaBa cook for im wife for BREAKFAST?

Even with ALL the MONEY? ? ?



https://www.nairaland.com/4323477/photos-2face-prepares-breakfast-wife



I repeat:

KanwuliaExtra:
We are skipping rice today o!
You know Nigerians are Kings and Queens of high blood pressure and DIABETES!

All that rice, yam, indomie, spaghetti and fufu!
No fruits and vegetables in our diets.

Sad situation. When illnesses and death come knocking, na WITCHES and WIZARDS cause am o!

1Sharon:
Interesting

What made you choose this cartoon theme?

Grand-children’s room.

$26.
50% OFF!

sirfee:
I've known her for a very long time,she is the same person behind the monicker "idowuogbo".

I seeeeeeee!
And. . . . . You must be “Cersei Lannister” from GOT!


Nice to meet you AGAIN!
Shior!

“boooshyte”!

Agbaletu:
Presentation, Cleanliness and Balance Diet; I will give it to KanwuliaExtra.

KanwuliaExtra, I really like your presentation.
Don't mind the distractors here.


God bless you, Tellemall.

Amen.
Thank you jare!

ifyalways:
Lol.
How did I even enter this thread?

The dude that quoted KanwuliaExtra and started all this fracas of Presentation V otherwise Don go hide him face, people are now barking at the wrong tree.

He should be 100% blamed for stirring shyte and running away.

Chicken curry and fried yam.

Bit off more than he/she could swallow.
LWKMD!!!!
Serious BACKFIRING!!!!!
E tink say i go follow dem-dem NL-APROKO-GANG” begin swim for “NL GUTTER” like 5-10 years ago fa?

Wetin pesin supposed to take do “humor”, some TIGHT-ENDS go begin take make wahala with re-de-activated SCAMMER-SCAMMEE IDs and all. Verrrry irritating!
I nor get that kain time any more ATOL-ATOL!
Mtcheeeeeeeeew!

LOVERRRRRLY PRESENTATION!!!! Lovvvvvvitaaa!!! No “dorty-splashes”!

InyinyaAgbaOku:
You are a doctor or nurse?

Doctor ke?
My brain nor hot reach o. Not my thing. I can’t even DATE or MARRY one(dem get as dem dey behave. socially awkward) I looooooooove to work with them though. Very BRILLIANT PIPO!
A proud nurse!
So I am O.C.D CLEAN.
It takes me 15-30mins to clean my work station at work.

1Sharon:
Lol did you get rid of the zebra print theme?

Oh yes!
I gave them all away.
Me sef be wan turn Zebra ke!
Except my shower cap of course.

InyinyaAgbaOku:
Chai.

You are neeeeeeeaaaaaat! !!!
And have taste in interior decor

Thanks.

* e-hen! beta peeps are appiarrring now. not all dozuuuuuu trouble-makers with extremely shortened lifespans. aka “da walking dead”. *

Shame!
Shame!
Shame!

To TROUBLE-MAKERS and EVIL DOERS!

armyofone:
You are right KanwuliaExtra. Soooo true! I don't joke with my lysol, clorox, bleach and other disinfectants. A must have in the kitchen and bathroom! I so hate germs and my big rule is-wash your hands all the time.
I agree it is in the genes! Right, not money or riches.
Dad, obulu! Nne, dalu o.
I wash my hands one million times while handling meat, fish, raw eggs
My fruits bowl -weekly sat shopping - almost vamos...I don't play with my avocado (s) and bananas!

Lovely fruit bowl sis!
Ooooooooh. E be like say make I gyump h-enter my phone to kyhop all that deh-lishhhhh fruits.

Clean and appetizing!

Very important to WASH fruits maka all that insecticide spray oooooh!

InyinyaAgbaOku:
Do you have a househelp?

Yes o!

I nor like housework abeg!
Sometimes when I nor get money to pay those “lazzzzy dolts”, or when I am nor “sassissfied” with the “poor job done”. I do the damn job myself and it takes my 10 FREEEAKING HOURS!!!!

I am VERY O.C.D. with tidiness and orderliness. Extremely NEUROTIC!

I clean my WHOLE HOUSE MYSELF once a month!

Like I stated earlier, NEVER EAT FOOD FROM A PERSON WITH A DORTYYYYY LATRINE OR KITCHEN!!!!

Nor be money or “richness” matter. Just SIMPLE HYGIENE DECORUM AND TASTEFUL ETIQUETTE.

It is in the genes!

If you gat it, you gat it! Money nor dey buyam, no matter how much Naija FOREX loot you bury for cemetery.

Heeeeeey!!!!
This na REAL SHYTE-HOLE COUNTRY EEEEEEEEEY!!!!!!

Nancy2016:
Lol. You are a comedian and you are certainly trump's African daughter. Nothing do you.

Iseeeeeeee!!!

Skipping dinner.
Late snack for later-later.

Peanut butter pretzels.
Lunch over.
Back to work.

Just finally took a lunch break.
Pheeeeeeeeew!
Did not even have time for a snack at 11AM.

Lunch Menu:

Egg salad sandwich.
Avocado wedges.
Fresh baby carrots.
Orange slices.
4 Oz of WATER!!!

Wondered why I always look sooooo young and ageless? No man stress abeg.

Very healthy, balanced and filling diet.
Lots of WATER. Tap water nor dey gree me drink o! Forget BORE-HOLE RING-WORM water abeggggggi!!!

How can I spend 30 years in this GREAT TRUMP LAND and be eating “rice” and “indomie” everyday, smelling palm-oil and messing so-so boiled HEGG-boiled HEGG like awon PLL?(“poverty level line”) ?

Lunch and dinner in “da bag”!
All about “PRESENTATION”!
Yes o!
Eat healthy and small meals every 3 hours.

Be a LEPASCIOUS 50-something like moi!!!!

8:00AM SHARP!
Time to see my first patient.

Later my loves!
Please, stay employed.
Sugar-daddies and mommies na for SHYTE-HOLE-COUNTRY-BUMPKINGS!
Don’t let your children be DACA-DREAMERS KE!

O da bo o!

Good morning my pipo!
I don land work o.
Breakfast break.

BLUEBERRY PANCAKES(no butter or syrup), CHICKEN BACON, BANANA and COFFEE!

Nothing to “PRESENT” o!
No trays, only plastic utensils and “paper plates and cups” supplies at work o.

But Na freeeee!

Yes o!
I always pack my OWN breakfast, lunch and dinner working 12-hour shifts. Na FLU season o! People are dying like chickens. I nor wan catch MENINGOCOCCOCUSSES! With touching spoons and door knobs in cafeteria and public eateries.

Please, stop eating RICE and INDOMIE for breakfast. Habaaaaaa!!!!

*omo! you toooo musssshuuu. see as you ONLE WAN jumpstart this DEAD THREAD*

Found the receipt.