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opella:
wow! a great steal indeed and they look lovely too.

Thanks.

*yawns*

No beta post to mention. . . . Moving on!
My president is talking.
The State Of The Union Address.


Pizza night!

Work tomorrow, time for bed!
WhatEver “GOD” bless America jare!
Goodnight Mr. President.

USA!
USA!
USA!

TRUMP!
TRUMP!
TRUMP!



*snoring out loud*
Zzzzzzzzzzzz

Na wah o!

America don see wetin pass dem!
Na who be dis pesin?
Democrats are PATHETIC I swear!

Democratic response ke?
Trump orange wig even fine pass im own!

Nancy2016:
You made some salient points about presentation, but I think you went overboard with the criticisms. It would have been nice if you had tactfully put across your points. After reading so many of your comments on the family board, I can tell that tactfulness is not your forté. I have been a silent visitor to this thread for over a year and I can say some of the meals displayed here could have been better presented and in cleaner environs. Yes it is an informal forum but it is nice to do things in a professional manner. I watch a lot of cooking shows and there is a lot of emphasis on presentation and proper sanitary conditions. It is time we start emulating that in our homes.

Professional wetin? Poster or what?
You must really take this NL of a thingy seriously o.

My sentiments STILL STAND. No APOLOGIES! . MOST OF THE FOOD POSTED HERE ARE POOOOOOO-FOOOOOOOODS from SHYTE-HOLE-COUNTRY, DORTY PIGS OF CHEFS AND KITCHENS. Gbam! Na me tok am! The guilty are OFFENDED! D-I-R-T-Y COOKS!

Na who get “dem” time? To siddon for NL with frustrated bytch-bats roaming around like sick, cyber-vultures? Once one shooook head out, the rest of them go crawl out of them “SHYTE-HOLES” to type rubbbbbish.


I don write wetin I wan write.
If dem wan quench, make dem go phock “Fulani Cow”!

Now, you know I am the TRUE daughter of Trump. We can be PRESIDENTS, but not DIPLOMATS.
Some COFFEE makers like us have “no filters”.
We just keep grinding away.
Not my forte to kiss funky azzzes!

Who cares a whiff of rat’s fart for those yeye “ranters” aka “ex-deactivated-scammers-and-scammees”?

For this DRY NL na im “bushmeats” dey flex muscle?


Dem nor get “ban” or “report” button again? No more “mod-shagging” super-powers ni?
I get 40 other IDs to use o.
Who wanno reach 100,000 posts on NL?

Abeg make them go count “likes and shares” as dem favorite hobby jare. We go soon see another one of them shameless azzzes looking for a “scammer-lover” on NL!

Time don reach ke! Dem go de-activate and re-activate taya ke!

Muchechechecheche

I don pack my snacks. . . . GODWIN!
It’s been fun y’all!
Time to chop better life.
I don wash my nyash!
Please, go and wash yours!

Remember PRESENTATION is the KEY to getting a husband or wife.

Breakfast done by 9AM!
Time to shower and hit the road.

Always pack your snacks and WATER if you are leaving the house between meals. You will not have to SMELL OR EAT POO when you feel hungry outside the home.

Lunch at 1PM

Dinner at 5PM

Snacks in between. Every 2 hours EAT SOMETHING.

No eating after 7PM.

Part of cooking in YOUR KITCHEN as the topic states, is to show how clean your food/kitchen is.

The topic states in YOUR KITCHEN!
I am sure if some peeps post their kitchens, YOU WILL NEVER SHAKE THEIR HANDS or SHARE THE SAME PENCILS with ‘em. Ohhhhh Noooooo!!!!

DORRRRRTY KITCHEN = DORTY FOOD!
If you use their “latrines”, you don h-enter grave be dat! Nyansh go scrrrrrrrrratch you reach hell.

If I finish cooking, I wash up and SANITIZE my microwave oven.

It is the flu season. Don’t SHARE YOUR BUGS!

Ahem jare!
Breakfast is over.
My sink don full small.
Will wait for the last person to finish before I was.

Time for some “Trump News”!
Then I hit the malls for some bargain shopping.
Back to work tomorrow.
Hallelujah!
6 days off was heavenly!

You know MOST AFRICANS DO NOT KNOW WHAT BREAKFAST FOODS are?

Don’t blame them o.
They eat whatever is available as per the economy dictates. AKA 1-0-0, 0-1-0 or 0-0-1 diet.(skipping 2 meals daily to save the wallet)

If you eat RICE, YAM, BEANS, PLANTAINS OR FUFU for breakfast, you will MOST DEF have to skip 2 meals in the day.

What else can you eat?
No variety?

Or BREAD AND FANTA for dinner?
How DIABETES no go kill us finish?

Oga food don ready.
We are both off today.
So his turn to get a BIB treatment.
Breakfast in bed treatment for “a JOB” well done.

Oh no! I won’t eat it ALL!
Just a little bit.
If you are “good”, I will share.

What goes well with “AKAMU”?
Egg/Spring Rolls.

There is more to life than RICE, INDOMIE, PASTA, BEANS, FUFU, YAM, PLANTAINS AND BREAD!

Enrich your diet, make it balanced.

Back to topic please.
Enough of this rubbish.
Wetin dey hungry me na AKAMU!
Yummy!!!!!

Sweeeeeet Ogi!!!
Made right here in the USA!
Yellow ogi? OWAAAAAA!!!
White ogi? OWAAAAAA!!!!


Then time for a SNOOOOOZE.
No work today.
I have graduated to working only 5 days in 2 weeks. Off EIGHTEEN DAYS every month.


Thank you Donald Trump!

*chai! old age nor good oooooo. since i can’t sleep, lemme go and learn how to “kant” likes and shares*

cococandy:
Omg.I should do this: No Nigerian style caterers around here though. I think of it all the time. Good idea.

Habaaaaaa. Even if na Alaska.
No Nigerian party around you?
Follow the party and you will find the cateters.

*some people can’t sleep in this house and must wake everyone up. my sweet sleep ruined. thank my agnostic gaaaaad, no work today. i for hearrrrram o.

Not original enough.

A mix between “Eminado” and “Standing Ovation”!
Like the “collabo” concept.

Simply BEAUTIFUL and ORIGINAL.
Nice!

A nice break from all those “local, raunchy” songs from da juvvy club!

Kudos B.W.

Na stocks shyte-hole go chop?

Another “my friend” wahala?
Make she die abeg. Too many spinsters available.
Shiooooor!

Remember “those dorty peeps” on this thread?
Na so dem food look.

Like “green gutter soup”!

Time to go baff and wassssshit!

Nitey my loves!

Just plain mango slices for moi.

*oh yes o! don’t forget “PRESENTATION”. . . don’t eat POOOOOOO. . .

My house maid job is done for the day with everyone safely in bed.

Time for 2 recommended movies from my bestie.

“Unknown” and “Adore” on Netflix.

Praise my Agnostic gaaad. No “shyte hole country” suffer-EAD!

Salad and baked chicken for grandma!

See what awa “DADDY” wants to eat before going to bed this night?

Naija man na waya oooooo!

Yes o! Presentation O WAAAAAA!!!!

No “shyte-hole-plates-or-buckets”!

When fruits are getting too ripe, chop em up and make a smoothie. Yummy. No wastage please.

Looking for “ghetto-pots”. . . . .
Some likes for the “shyte-hole pots”.

Dinner for the DACA kids!
Na sandwich tonight o!
No heavy food!

As I was cooking jor. . .
All dez irritating, juvvy, NL, follow-follows dey tire and irritate pesin.

Naaaaaasty thread-killers.

Shioooor!

*rolls eyes, nose and mouth*

AngelicBeing:

Back atcha X3!
FA club!
Awon Fake azzze club don dey gather o
E badu belle and e jolosi NL club nor dey taya o.
*awon papparazzooo”



*if ya mama or papa born ya well, quote my post and address me directly*

AngelicBeing:
Lol at changing name, we are in the change era ke, Buhari is the change legend of poverty and hardship, back to the food topic, you better open a 5star restaurant in the US and call it Kanwulia organic African and the Carribran get away spot

I can’t open a restaurant oooooo.
That is ROUGH, HARD WORK!
Mass production na “agoyin” women specialty.
My power nor reach so o.

I prefer my job 100%.
I nor fit do “manual labor”.
Frustration go just kill me.

Those restauranteers always look HAGGARD!
With BURNT faces, fingers and TOES!
Ka!!!!!


5:18PM. Time for my “beauty bath”!