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Can anyone post a picture of a GHETTO-MEAL-PREP from this thread?


You can’t go wrong o.
Just pick one!
Dem BOKU-BOKU!!!
Some “green, slimy, mucoid” tinz in a SHALANGA-LOOKING Dustin of a POTO-POTO pot!
E be like say dem wash dem nyansh for latrine, then carry the poo mix with food begin cook for “stove”!

Tufiaaaaaaakwaaaa o!

Muchechechecheche

AngelicBeing:
Gbam, Lol at sugar daddies and mommies, you are spot on, you have aptly summarized the entire Nairaland.com

Haba!
I don tey for hia na. So many battles with the “jealous, E-WOR-WOR, broke, shyte-ole azzzes”!
I will keep outliving dem ALL!
Amin oooooooo!!!

As I was saying jare. . . .
*i nor get time for riff-raff gangs. shior*

Please, join me for a light snack.

*PRESENT YOUR MEALS PROPERLY. AVOID GHETTO-MEAL PREPS*


Is it a crime to be tidy or neat?
Who wanno eat “doggy/poosee poo casserole”?

AngelicBeing:
Kanwulia you are good at food presentation, even if l am not hungry, looking at your table presentation will invoke hunger in my system, besides l don't see your post at the family section, I recalled the good old days with people like you, Jennykandry from Australia, babyosisi from the US and the likes, it made that section lively but it has now been taken over by Buhari, Obasanjo and Jonathan

Ahem!
*like you wey don change names a million times*

Na so o.
PRESENTATION OF FOOD IS ALWAYS THE KEY.
I learned that from my mom and my “Home Economics” class those daaaaaays when secondary schools were REAL SCHOOLS!
No matter how delicious food tastes, if it looks FUNKY AND JAGA-JAGA, I nor go chop am o.
I go chop biscuit, drink water go sleep abegggggi!!!

Times have changed and so has NL.
People have moved on.
Those “students” who refused to graduate don fail taya ke! Those who used their school fees to be doing “runs” on NL have all dropped out to go fry chicken at “Church’s and Popeye’s”!

Those wey marry/divorce with SHAME offline or nor fit STAY EMPLOYED nko?
Reality do HAMMER all of them. No money from political “sugar daddies and mommies” again to buy data to sit on NL.

Some don quench offline and some don dey face serious “POVERTY levels”. No mouth or fingers to type their thrash. Some with “fake lives” exposed!

Family section DRYYYYYY!
Nothing happening there but regurgitated, yeye, blogging tories. No meaningful discussions.

The GANGS of juvenile, “trouble-makers” and “scammers” don disappear. The cyber-bullies-wannabees nko?

Those days were fun o. I dey KAMKPEEEEEEEE!!!!
Glad to have witnessed that era of NL.
It can NEVER be the same lai lai.
It can only get DRYER and DRYER!

Muchechechecheche

4 items for $75.
Wow!!!! I walked in at the right moment.

Still looking for my receipt oooooo

Total savings $400. A REAL STEAL!
I don’t care if it was made in Taiwan o.

Wey my receipt?

Ok!
I am a SHOPPERHOLIC!

I love to take advantage of sales in clothing, shoes and accessories departments!
I still have sooooo many clothes and shoes I have NEVER worn.
I keep giving out suitcases upon suitcases of clothes, shoes, accessories and household items.

Then I go out and SHOP some more!
Anyway, my bills are paid sha and I am not homeless yet!

I love the thrill of bargain hunting.

One of my favorite stores is STEIN MART!
I love their clothes, accessories and household items!
My most recent bargain was a REAL DEAL + STEAL. No RIPP-OFFS!

Planning tomorrow’s meal.
Looking at “our menu book”!

Snacks?

Lots of FRUITS and VEGETABLES!

Light dinner.
Corn, avocado, coconut and PAW-PAW.

Lunch:

Beans and plantain or dodo with stew.

Simple breakfast today.
Cereal, banana, strawberry yogurt and WATER!

We are skipping rice today o!
You know Nigerians are Kings and Queens of high blood pressure and DIABETES!

All that rice, yam, indomie, spaghetti and fufu!
No fruits and vegetables in our diets.

Sad situation. When illnesses and death come knocking, na WITCHES and WIZARDS cause am o!

1Sharon:
Why the akara look like kfc

Na moin moin. Not akara.
Moin-moin made with aluminum foil!

You know pepper soup can “disgrace” person fa?
As soon as it cools off, repackage and send it straight to the freezer ke!
Or you will wake up to see a “BUBBLY, FOAMY, SOUR” pepper-soup!


Yes o!
All about “PRESENTATION” and “PRESERVATION”.
No NEPA or PCHN wahala in “non SHYTE-HOLE” countries! Aminnnnnn oooooooh!
If e dey pain you too much, go slap “TRUMP”!

True talk o.

No “collabos” with female artistes encouraging themselves.

Too much spite and pettiness.

Da real SHYTE-HOLE COUNTRY!

aflyingbird:
Look at all that yummy-looking food , chaai . My husband and I should hire a Nigerian caterer sometime and try this out , but we're 2-month old newlyweds who love cooking for each other. Such a great idea, though, something for us to try in the future for sure.

Oh yes o!
It helps a lot to get a break from kitchen duties.
After a while you get tired of cooking. Especially adding a hectic schedule of work with family schedules.

When the family grows, cooking everyday becomes a challenge. Some days, I just want to relax and pamper myself. Or you will age faster than your great-grand ma ke!

Abeg, I go get time go shopping for bargains in clothes and shoes depts, watch TV, go to my favorite Disney /Broadway concerts like “The Lion King”, sleep or do manicure/pedicure/facials.

Life is shorter than we think o!

As I was presenting jare. . . .
No SHYTE-HOLE meal presentations.YUCK!

Bollinger:
You must be new here. Haven't you heard?



That quote has gotten 23 likes and counting. The average is between five and eight. That should tell you something.

Should I care?
Most of the “things” I see here I cannot even feed a dog with, not to talk of “prisoners”.

Do you blame Trump for making statements like “Shyte-Hole” countries with “Shyte-Hole Meals”?

Abeg! We nor dey compete o. I only gave my opinion. I did not quote any one abi? So why are you quoting me? You wanno start some “shyte” like in the good old days?

Everybody with im own wahala!
I don’t live my life by NL, Facebook or Instagram likes. That is your “age-grade” level or class of interaction.

Maybe you are new to my posts. I am not new here ma darling.

I have been on NL since 2007!

Follow-Following local, online, hi-fiving gangs especially on NL is not my portion. Na you dey count “likes and shares”! Your wahala!

I did not quote any one’s post because I could care less what and how they choose to prepare or eat. Please, post yours and stop trying to start wahala where there is none. If you don’t have any thing positive to contribute, try other threads.

Happy Monday and have a blessed week!


Thanks.

. . . . and dinner!!!
No wonder I SUPER SLEPT all day!
2 more days off and loving it!!!!

Yes! I always serve my food on a TRAY!
My mom taught me that.
Presentation is EVERYTHING!

Breakfast, lunch . . . .

It rained all day yesterday and today.
Our “daddy” decided it was time for fresh fish pepper soup! Lots of “loffin” for a bowl of “SWEEEEET FISH PEPPER-SOUP” all night.

Too much food in this house I swear!
“WE” can still maintain decent figures.
Praise awa lordz!

On strike for 1 month. No cooking. I paid a caterer instead.
Tired of eating my own food.

For $500 I loaded my freezer and SLEPT ALL DAY!

For the next 1 month, I am OFF my feet!
As a working “house-wife”, high blood pressure is always my portion. This will help to control it.

InyinyaAgbaOku:
Not just about the vitamins cos the B and C vitamins that tomatoes are rich in will die off from the boiling anyway, (remaining the A, D, E, K , Which aren't water soluble), won't the tomato particles go with the draining too?
You will loose much tomatoes draining. Even if it's just tomatoes you are boiling, the flavor will go with the water if you sieve.

My advice is to not add water while boiling. Even adding water while grinding should be limited.

Catch 22.
As long as heat comes in contact with food, we lose most of the nutrients. But draining takes away much more. If you don’t add water, your stew becomes concentrated and thick. You will have very little sauce and LOTS of meat in your pot.

Best to replenish your dried stew with some chicken or beef stock in the final phase of cooking.

Priceless200:
Let me give you a small tip, since I started using it. My tomato stew story has never remained the same. Here ;

After grinding your tomatoes, instead of boiling it till the water dries which takes forever, just bring to a boil and pour into your colander(sieve) pass the boiled tomatoes through it severally until the water coming out is clear.. Then let it stay and drip off the remaining water. Then starting frying. Shikina.
Thank me later

You wan make I drain my vitamin water and spices?

Mba nuuuuuu.
The water evaporates and all other “mede-mede”must remain o.

Nice tip though.

Meanwhile, the immigration offices look like MAJOR SHYTE HOLES!

Pathetic buffoons!

This is terrible ooooooo.
How did we turn to such SAVAGES?

25 billion missing NAIRAS!
Any Fulani cattle rearer can win with that o!
It can buy the souls of dunces like OKORO-OTU-OCHA ROCHAS abi?

South-South! See una lives!

From OBJ TO GEJ!!! Nothing to show for being in government.

What a curse!

SHYTE HOLE POLITICS!

Nigerians DID NOT VOTE for Buhari!
Tinubu and Dangote put him in Aso Rock!

Stop your mumu-ism!!!!

When have Nigerians ever voted?

SHYTE HOLE COUNTRIES with SHYTE HEAD CITIZENS!!!!!

The same place OBJ went to his his LOOT!