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ghettochild:
Then u gonna b Iya ndagbe (home alone)
Na that time u go miss their presence

I have my man abeg!
When dem born, make dem call me.✅

Right now, we gat nothing to talk about,😘

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How far?

We dey KAMKPEEEE!😎
The WAR continues!
In the meantime, allow me to enjoy America!

🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

ghettochild:
Seems yr major war is kick against keeping trash in the bedroom.

That is ehn? I can’t STAND it!😡

ghettochild:
No mind the oyinbo ooo. Na so dem dey do.

Na only dem waka come?🙄

ghettochild:
I'm sure dem kids can't wait to go to boarding camp

Me toooo!
I don pack all dem suitcases and “essentials” kpa kpa! Goooood RIDDDDDANCE!🎉🎉🎉🎉

ghettochild:
All these hair these boys them keep so.. if na naija here... na compulsory barbing na Nigerian parent go insist on n say na bad pikin dey keep hair.

They are soooooo cute!!!!
Naija na bush man country ke!
I love to men with locs!
Not dreads o. LOCS only.
Soooo sexy!!!😍

See 18 year old MEDICAL DOCTOR with locs.❤️

In fact all the dudes in the family have locs or FRO! 👍

See AWA HANDSOME NIGERIAN-AMERICAN DUDES ABEGGGI!
My little chics know they have handsome, intelligent cousins ke! Any attempt to bring a “TRASH-DUDE” into the family . . . The dudes are waiting to have a goooooood laff!😆

ghettochild:
Haa haa u finally give up on this internet fight..
They won this round.

I concur totally!
I nor fit catch stroke abegggggi😆

Some people don't know the difference between blessings and curses.
They will find out the hard way.
Iseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!

All those people killed with your family heroine trafficking. . . . More curses coming your way.

Na man be her problem at this age or stage in life?
To do what exactly?
Thank my God for my kind of mindset.

All I see is DOLLAR SIGNS!

ZIMDRILL:
i thought i were going to share the alternative

As someone who grown up in africa and from an average family, average i mean without toys

and then moved to the west in my very late 20s
i have observed few things that can be used as alternative

In africa, deny the child to go play with others and explain the basic of action and consequences (the problem with most african parent we assume that kids have good memory in remembering do and donts) not realising thats kids are kids they quickly forget hence u beat him/her now 5mins later i can quickly bribe him/her with cuddle and they forget about the beating, my point there is a certain age they repeat the same mistake over and over nomatter how many times you have spoke to them about it.

For those with toys and gadgets take those away as punishment eh play station the mobile phone etc, if the tv is connected to cable tv disconnect

Take away things that they love

For me my time, mu gadget was a brick, push it imagining that it is a bus the disdavantage with our parents was they could take away the brick, i could always find another one, but being stopped from playing with others was a killer

Todays kids take away access to being online or those gadgets but we shouldnt reward them for things that there supposed to do as part of learning responsibility eg washing, cooking cleaning etc

Absolutely.
But taking away gadgets and access to the internet is so short-lived too.
I have found that they will have access to other gadgets from their friends. . .and as long as your modem is visible to anyone, your router can be reset and boom!. . . they are back online.

I have found so many gadgets I did not purchace in my home. They will find new ones.
At the end of the day, I just enter my room jeje and go mind my business.

Me sef don taya!

cococandy:
Oh Exciting!

Good to see you too.🫶🏽

But I say memories over money. These things they’ll never forget. Better than leaving the money in the bank.

One thing these kids will do is cost you some serious money. Hehehe

Yes ooooo celebrating anoda doctor in the making . . . . Congrats to the newest EMORY MEDICAL DOCTOR WITH FULL SCHOLARSHIP!!!!🎉🎉🎉🎉


This is how we do it!

Memories are for ever!!!!
Take your children to SEE, HEAR, TOUCH AND SMELL SUCCESS ALWAYS. . . . In the family!!!!💃🏼💃🏼💃🏼💃🏼💃🏼

cococandy:
This is only week 1? Sounds like a fun summer ahead

Yes o my sister! It is gonna be one expensive summer.

Week 2 : The Walker School of Economic Planning.✅

Week 3: YMCA leadership camp.✅
Week 4 & 5: Residential boarding camp! 2 GOOD WEEKS OUT OF MY HOUSE! Yaaaaaaay. Dem nor go see me, I nor go see dem SAM-SAM!👍
Week 6: Fitness BOOT CAMP!
Week 7 & 8. . . UK/Nigeria here we come!🎉

Price TAG? Not for the faint-hearted like mine!😞

Thank God for TAX-RETURN CHECK!🙏🏽

Week 9: BACK TO SCHOOL!❤️
COVID is over, everywhere is super open.✅
Longest time.
Good to see ya!❤️

Pity the women that will fall into his hands subsequently!

I wish him speedy healing for the sake of his future relationships.🙏🏽

The game continues. . . . 😂

Keeping them busy!
School is over. . . Time for SUMMER CAMP!

Week 1. . . . Movies and Andretti Kart Racing camp!

Money go burn die!!!!

Choose exclusive XTREME theaters please! Not jam-packed theaters with lots of crowds!❤️

See the yeye oyinbo pipo dey squeeze face and eyes like Lamidi ApapaRABAMBI dem!😆

Obi is grateful and says 'thank you'.
Now, continue the election tribunal cases.

What is LP WITHOUT OBI?
Why did Pat Utomi step down?

After enjoying the office and basking in the glory of 'minister'. . . .he wants to spoil it for others.

The likes of FFK, Lai Mohammed, Festus Keyamu, Bayo Onanuga and many more are far worse than NYESOME WIKE I tellya.

The kinds of people you find in APC are truly degenerate beings who keep degenerating to xfinity.
The caliber of morally-bankrupt beings in APC can never be found in any other political party in the world.

Twa!

Datti Baba Ahmed said it all.
Only ILLITERATE THUGS will disagree.

APC wants to continue to bring disgrace to Nigeria and Nigerians by show-casing THE WORST of the WORST as political office-holders.
They had no shame bringing BUHARI of SUDAN. . . now, we have to content with YEKINI OGUNLERE from GUINEA CORN-AKRY!

Chai!!!!

When will Nigerians be allowed to be ruled by NIGERIANS?

No who do us dis kain tin?

Who is to blame?
When you have APCriminals in power.
What lessons have they given to Nigerians if not to tell LIES, STEAL, MAIM AND KILL PEOPLE?

Then look at the SHAMELESS INEC as represented by Festus Okoye and Mamood Yakubu?

Tufiakwa!

This RUFAI should be given an award. . . in fact many-many awards!
Arise TV don make me cancel all my cable and satellite TV subcription kpata-kpata.
Once my eyes open day or night. . . na ARISE TV or YOUTUBE I dey go look.
Chai!!!

We should ask FFK and Keyamo. . . .or LIAR MOHAMMED.
They know it all ke!
Defenders of APCriminal ECONOMIC THIEVES AND POLITICAL THUGS!


Make mouth like 'go to court'.
Court don land na. . . evfry whia don dey shake!

Mother 32 years old.
Daughter 17 years old.

All because. . . MEN ARE MONSTERS perpertrating evil on women.
Women learn from the men in their lives.
Karma!

Dog dey bark. . . woof! woof!

E get some kain tins wey ear nor suppose hear or eyes not suppose see.
Cant imagine this one ooooo

They want to throw this one out. . . because the people did not vote PDP.
NA OBI NWANNEM own hook them for throat gaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!
Who wan protest for PDP?

You want a THIEF to come out in public after being caught RED-BUTTED stealing?

Good!
Let him remain YOUR PRESIDIOT-ELECT for ever.
Iseeeeee!
Useless Malam!

Nigerians did not vote for ANY OLE-MANDATE!

Supreme Court without balls!
We dey look una ke!

You only find THUGS in the Northern and Western parts of Nigeria. It is part of their culture.
The reason you have words like “ALMAJIRI” and “AGBERO”!

As seen during the elections.
Wike is definitely from the West!

XerXers:
The obsession with Obi is something else

Can you imagine?
The fixation with Obi is baffling.

Thanks for your honesty!
Please, LEAVE if you are not happy.
Love is not by force.

Marriage in Nigeria only survive because WOMEN have NO CHOICES in a male-dominated society.

Once you leave the any of the shores of material and spiritual poverty anywhere in AFRICA, you will know TRUE PEACE!

Welcome abroad sister!

Dignitaries ko, DOPEMU-NTRIES ni!
What a joke!

Because of one ALMAJIRI-elephant project that will end up like all the rest?
Wetin the “Kaduna” refinery refine since?
God really knows how to punish a black man with vanity I swear.

Look at what they are gathering like BALD VULTURES to celebrate after over 60 years of mediocrity and counting!

Twa!


Please, remove OBI’S name from dia biko.
Not in that class of cursed, carpet-bagging ne’er-do-wells!