₦airaland Forum

Ajagunakin:
Cry!

Crying for TIEFNUBU and APC. . . . .
Buhari PRO MAXI PLUS PLUS. . . . failing woefully in the eyes of the world!
Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet.


ISAY WE MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE
Poor Agbado PETTY TIEF without brains.

Ajagunakin:
You here everyday wailing in pains, shedding crocodile tears

Yes o. . . .die if you wanno die.
We should all keep quiet and act as dumb as you and your ilk in this day of internet exposure.
Blink again. . . . .We are still draggggggggggggggging the matter o.

God bless David Hundeyin and Mayegun Politico jo.

Stolen mandate. . . of return!


NOTE: OCCUPATION? POLITICIAN. . . . BWA HA HA HA HA HA!


Bobo Chicago is missing in France o. Attended only opening and closing ceremonies. . . . nothing to contribute. Went back to sleep and empty his piss-bag in the hotel room.
What a comedy!

adekolaelect:
Stop crying . Not all Riches are the beneficial of oil subsidy and cbn bad policy.

THIEF by conversion or thief by diversion. . . .tief na tief!

Look whose talking. . . .A thief convicting another thief!
A rotten financial system the thief and his family benifitted from.

You can only get that from a criminal-minded AGBADO-SAN in 'westerm-NIGERIA'.

Who wants to be dealing 'agbado-garbage' every day on NL?

Ajagunakin:
Love it!

ITS YOUR PEOPLE AND YOUR FUTURE GENERATIONS THAT WILL SUFFER FOR IT.

NEVER CHANGE, NEVER STOP.

KEEP IT UP 👍

So dis ya 'presidiot' nor go school?
No wonder he can only speak 'AGBAD0GLISH'!

WHAT A DISGRACE!
Chai!

You can't expect much from 'career criminals' and certificate forgers ke.
They have to stick together and support their own na.

Karma sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet oooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!

Watch Reno look for how to shift base soon.

Ajagunakin:
Keep it up, you and your future generations are doomed for life. Your tribesmen will suffer for your bile. All our eyes are opened and your future generations are marked for life.

Sifia pains kee you dia!
Still thinking in terms of 'tribes'?
Don't you have any single iota of shame for TIEFY-TIEFY-TIEFYNUBU OR APCriminals at all?

I don't envy your state of mind sha. . . . See disgrace from all angles for 'Una-LoKan'?

Chai!!!! Verrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrry sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet!

Enjoy your 'dud' president while he lasts.


MUCHECHECHECHECHECHE !

All the evidences produced so far are not enough?
We have the evidences of the polling unit agents all over YOUTUBE. . . .
Why will Peter Obi need such redundant piece of evidence?

Illiterates who are used to 'grabbing and snatching and running' cannot read or understand o.

Fake degrees.. . .
Fake NYSC certificates. . . .

Fake birth certificates. . . .
Fake name, fake family, fake mother, fake father, fake wife, fake GENDER, fake state of origin. . . .fake country of birth. . . .

AWOOOOOOO? EWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Serious 'Grab-Snatch'-N- Run ' a la cartel THIEF!
The shameless ROGUE is busy parading himself as a 'president' of Nigeria?

Datti Baba Ahmed was right after all. . . .swearing in a DUD PRESIDENT is gonna go up in smoke!
How can one OLD, ILLITERATE YAHOO-TRANSGENDERED hoodwink the whole of Nigeria just like that?
Maka 'boullion van politics'?

And it came to pass!

ONCE A THIEF. . . . ALWAYS A THIEF!

I SAY: WE MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE!!!!

Is this for real? ? ?
How did Nigeria get to this extremely rotten phase?

sultanofpigs:
I am surprised why all the quietness since yesterday.

Abeg...... Senatordave1/Garfield1...come and give your Agbadorian opinion on this action of brutality from PO legal team.

Pacyrus:
In order word, you are MADAM STRICT! >

Not at all.
I believe in doing things in moderation.
You can't be rewarded for bad behavior simple.

How can you be skipping classess and going late to classess. . . .forgetting that every class takes attendance and sends to your parents?
How can you be failing to turn in assignments when due because your are sleeping on 'the dark web pages' watchching 'GOD-KNOWS-WHAT' . . . .or chating with some low-lives on line all day/night long?

To make matters worse, you won't cook, clean, wash your armpits or azzzes and be smelling all over my house?

You just wanno sit down and be on the computer or phone 20 hours daily?

In whose house?

Then all my fine-fine tins. . . dem go TIEF to wrap go do 'birthday presents' for their friends?
If I raid their rooms and they book bags. . . . na all my tins full inside o.

*****i did that to my mom too sha. . . . Now, I know how it feels******* I have since maintained a private NO-G0 area heavily alarmed with locks and cameras. Problem solved! Make I see dem legs near my side of the house. If they wanno reach me. . . they can page me on the phone intercom system. . . shikena!

Pacyrus:
The influence of Social Media has done more harm than good.

Social media is the WORST INFLUENCE. . . .

I remember when NAIRALAND was sooooooooooooo addictive. . . . How I could keep a job was a miracle.
Till I was able to reset my brain.

If not for the news items, I will not even visit this website.
I can't stand FaceBook, TikTok, Twitter, Snapchat or Instagram. You will never catch me in such spaces.
So, I can imagine how toxic social media is to the children of these days.

They will have to figure it out. . . .you can only advise.

Psoul:
Hahaha... My sister, I've decided to give up on this beating of a thing o. It's just that most of us that got disciplined childhood and grew up not tolerating bag habits find it difficult overlooking so these characters from nowadays children.
I no dey beat again before either I kill them or they kill me.
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I think I'll adopt that your dog walking punishment. I've 3 heavy dogs I'll drop them off and tell them to walk home with the dogs. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
May be after that imposed punishment, they'll start thinking of adjusting.

Sorry for that accident and the wound.

Thank you ooooo.. . .The wound is an everlasting reminder never to pursue anyone o.

Gooooood!
Push dem out with the dogs after they have smelled the good food coming from the kitchen.
By the time the come back, they eyes will see red. . . they will sleep for 2 days without noise ke.

All my co-workers keep telling me they all went through it. . . . I pray this difficult phase passess soonest!

School go soon start. . . my heart is beating and rejoicing at the same time.

I will start looking at attendance records and getting notifications like. . . ."Madam was missing from 5th and 6th period. . . "
Or 'Madam was late to 4th period"

We will start asking. . . ."WHERE DA HECK WHERE YOU.. . . . HOW CAN YOU BE MISSING CLASSES OR GOING LATE TO CLASSES"?

. . . .No answer. . . . Prolly having sex competition in the bathroom for sure. Mtcheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew. Dem go see wetin dem dey find ke.
Thank God. . . pregnancy nor be crime for America!


Or you get a note from the teachers. . . Dis wan has TWELVE MISSING ASSIGNMENTS. . . .? ? ? ?

How manage. . . .No answer.


Now your know it is time for both DRUG AND PREGNANCY TESTS!✔✔✔✔✔

Pacyrus:
I was literally talking about the good old days.

Those good old days are soooooooooooooooooooo gone!
Can't try it now.

Psoul:
After one experience like this, I nearly passed out. My heart was beating so fast that I felt it will knock. I couldn't breathe well. I couldn't stand erect. I was fainting. I went inside my room, sat on the bed, no way. Stood up, no way. I was shaking, tired and exhausted. I rushed into the bathroom, went under the shower and got some refreshing cold bath before I started to recover.
That day, I told myself I'll never do this beating again before I die trying to make my kids live a good life.
Parenting no easy oo especially with children of nowadays.

Hehehe

I say nobody will tell you.
One day, I had to drink a bottle of coke after pursuing 2 up the stairs. . . .
It is not worth it o.
Wetin I wan prove? Say I get pawa?

If I get soooooooo pissed, I go carry them with the dog go drop like 5 miles away make them trek come house.

1. No one will give them a ride with a dog.
2. They must all return together or else I go drop them 5 mikes away AGAIN with only water and ONE SLICE OF BREAD!

Sha-sha I promised them and MY GOD, I will never be the first to quench o.
My husband don hang belt tey tey.
The man dey keep im distance wella, before dem shout “sexual abuse”!

The day he carried belt to beat and TORE their skin to PIECES them was the first and last time he touched them. He could not believe it could get to that stage. He knew he needed counseling plus follow-up therapy.
He was sooooooo traumatized by it all. It was all captured on the indoor camera too.

I don’t think he has fully recovered.😀
These children can have your US citizenship revoked in a jiffy if you are not careful. You can’t SPANK A TEENAGER PERIOD!

I had an accident once and fell down the stairs. . . . Thank God I did not hit my head o. I still have a nasty bump on my left hip. I busted a blood vessel and bled internally.

Wetin pesin don see ehn. . . . . ?

People wonder why I have changed on NL?
Because I don see wetin pass me under my nose!
You must be very, very, very careful.

When I get mad, I LEAVE the house OR REMOVE THEM FROM THE HOUSE ASAP!✅

This is how my life would have ended because of some WEREY-“WIKE”-children from RIVERS State. . . . ObiaKPOR Local Govt Polling Unit to be EXACT!😭

Tufiaaaaaaaakwa!

Jossyfine:
They can’t have access. I want to learn from your experiences.

You will be shocked.😀
They are SS2 students.

JuanDeDios:
2 is one of the reasons spanking isn't right at any age - for kids aged 0, 10 or 17. There are others. Say no to spanking.

Spanking is a sign of inner frustration and the desire to inflict injury and physical pain.

You can’t really do that to a child with no common sense in the head.

It is extremely useless and have come to agree that it is a sadistic form of physical abuse.

Totally useless in today’s world.

JuanDeDios:
Oh, there's home surveillance equipment in Nigeria.

Good!

Every home should have at least TWO!
One for you, one for “ALL OTHERS”!😆

Pacyrus:
You ended up without another solution

I always have solutions. I just have to find them.
I take a break once in a while to let them think they are winning. You have to take breaks to recharge and gain strength, or you DIE.✅

1. When I had to buy them phones FINALLY. I bought them “jitterbugs” for the elderly.😂
OMG! Dem nialllly quench!
The phone cannot even download a single app.
You can’t even text without losing battery life.😅
You can’t get on the internet either.

A very EMBARRASSING phone for teens who always feel unnecessarily cool with themselves.
They hide it from their friends and classmates.😀

2. When I discovered they could get the WI-FI passwords from the Smart TV settings or by auto connecting by going close to the router and hitting the reset button. . . . I BOUGHT 2 ROUTERS for my home. One for me and one for them.

My section of the house is LOCKED UP AND GATED with a separate alarm system. My personal router cannot be accessed.✅

When they misbehave, I hijack both their school and personal computers and disconnect THEIR ROUTER COMPLETELY FRON THE WALL AND LOCK THEM UP IN THE TRUNK OF MY CAR. Always on the go WITH MOI.😍


You have to match intelligence for intelligence.

You MUST FIND THE TIME.👍

mediclife1987:
Omoor parenting for Oyinbo land hard oh.
And na where me wan come settle down for eternity be this.
Make God gimme pikin wey no go Kee me or vice versa oh

Extremely difficult.
And the police will back them up in 1 hot second and screw your record up BIG TIME!

LordErrk:
Omo. You're scaring me o. You're seriously scaring me. How do you now want to train children if they keep getting smarter than you? Shey I will kids kids like this ni?

The WAR is real!
You just learn to pick which battles YOU CAN WIN.
Shikena.

Pacyrus:
My late father, in the 80s, would rather wait until it's midnight. He wakes you up, reminds you of your misdemeanor; then he now asks you to lie on the table, requests the help of my senior siblings, they will now pin down both hands and legs. However, after the severe trashing nobody would tell you to behave next time. Old school life was the best.

This na pure cruelty.
Will not work now o.
All you are teaching them is to come GUN you down when you are sleeping.

Please, I want to sleep with my eyes closed PEACEFULLY every night.

You don’t watch what children can do to parents on TV? Some will just organize with their hood rats of gangs delete you jejely!🙆🏿

As they get older. . . . Be very KIAFOOOOOOOO

I want them to see consequences of their actions, not inflict physical pain o.

Inflicting any form of physical pain in ANY child is not a form of discipline. I have since learned that.✅

asomatc:
Use Negative Reinforcement

Explain please. To make sure I understand.

Mrpojj:
Clap for your self
I will discipline till they become adult

Please, put eye well well o.
One parent MUST be present AT ALL TIMES!
Never take your eyes OFF them.✅

Pacyrus:
Na rebels just full ur house.

Rebels good.

These are DEMONS’
If you look dem eyes sometimes, fear go catch you.

Arrrrrrrrgggggggghhhhhhh

Just like the other before them, this TWO shalt passeth OUT OF MY HOUSE!!!!!

Na dis useless TikTok age I nor understand and will never understand.

matm:
..

.Neighbours will blame u for discipline of ur child and tell them u are being wicked to them .The same neighbours will blame u and laugh at u when they go wayward and begin to put u from one police case to another.
I have seen many parents sleep in police cell b/c of what their teens committed thereby becoming a laughing stock to their neighbours.

Lesson: know what works for u and follow it.
No rule for parenting

Neighbors mind thieir businesses here o.
They will NEVER interfere.
They will sit in their living rooms and be looking at feee show.😆

They will not say PHIM!

Dem get dem own drama ke!

mediclife1987:
Una just dey scare me to raise kids.

Me wey shy like craze. Them go just ride over me till I vex beat craze comot for their body.

I have this feeling if I beat my kid just once, hin no go EVER try rubbish again, cos I go beat am like tif.

Lessons learned?
You can never predict where children will take you till events unfold. The will keep changing and you will have to deal with every new drama eventually culminating in an ongoing love-hate relationship. It will get to the point you will totally forget they are yours.😂

All you will keep asking yourself is: “Na dream I dey dream or is this punishment for sins I AM YET TO COMMIT”?

You will REGRET having them MOST TIMES!✅

I am soooooooo lucky I was raised by a single dad, so all that maternal-emotional bull-SHYTE never flies with me. If dem cry, I nor dey pity dem atol atol.

When dem dey do their own mess, dem dey pity person?😀

When dia in sifia pains, I tell them to “CALL TYRONE”! I enter my room and sleep SOUNDLY!!!!

Shiiiiiiioooooor. . . . .

mediclife1987:
If they refuse nko?

They have the right to refuse.
I will reserve the right not to take them to take them to any birthday parties or after school programs requiring my services too.

They also get to eat only cereal for breakfast and PB&J sandwiches and banana for dinner X1 week.

They will only smell good food coming from the kitchen but cannot eat it.

Besides. I can always disconnect THEIR router.
No long talk!