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PoliticsRe: "We've Blown Two Oil Pipelines In Bayelsa" - Niger Delta Avengers by Kanyekels(m): 7:21am On Jun 03, 2016
demydea:
NDA, cripple the economy ok. It will never be well with u all & your families if u stop bombing the oil pipelines in ND. Bomb everywhere ok & dont forget to bomb all government buildings in ND..... Foools
It won't be well with you too even in hell where you are going to.
PoliticsRe: "We've Blown Two Oil Pipelines In Bayelsa" - Niger Delta Avengers by Kanyekels(m): 7:19am On Jun 03, 2016
mightyhazell:
Simple diplomacy would hav averted all dese!

When jonathan won elections,he not only brought evrybody together as a father,...he went ahead and started favouring the north in almost evth. Wich eventually earned him a v unenviable spot among his kinsmen,for favoring the north to their detriment! Personally I think he over did it!

Buhari won elections and on his first visit 2 usa,he told the world how he has segregated the nation to 5% and 97%. And not only mouthing this,all his actions started reflecting it immediately,..from appointing only core northeners in2 positions tht matter,to terminating contracts and programmes put in place 4 the nigerdeltans (whose region lay the golden eggs of our collective survival) by previous governments etc,...

Imagine if buhari had not terminated all dese,including projects like the maritime institute,..and instead started some mega projects in the region,..I can imagine the kind of peace and support he would hav by now be gettin from dere. As am sure southerners are not like core northerners that once they hate u,no matter how much things u do 4 dem,dey cannever be appeased,as in jonas case. Buhari and indeed nigerians wud av been enjoying massive tranquility by now,..my thots tho*
I didn't know you are so intelligent. Very informative piece. May God bless and guide.
PoliticsRe: "SPDC Forcado 48 Exportline Bombed At 3am" - Niger Delta Avengers by Kanyekels(m): 7:12am On Jun 03, 2016
Sweetlemon:
I expect to see my brothers dancing here. The idiots hailing these terrorists have even managed to console themselves that "as long as they are not killing people then they are fighting a good cause" I mean How will YOU eat when they finally achieve their aim of crippling the country? Do you now see how irredeemably Godforsakenly dumb you are? The only followers they can gain are people who never like Buhari and who wish him evil just because he won their hero/brother.
For crying out loud even the king of ogoni land admited GEJ failed them. The Fulani herder is the very one implementing something that was ready for approval since forever, The same man who made sure that he didn't sign the 2016 budget until the Lagos-Calabar rail project was included, something our so-called reps and senators didn't give a hoot about! Are these not things that benefit the common ND man and Nigeria at large? What do you want to do with govt appointments? Are you lobbying for posts for yourself or your family member? What else do you bloody baboonistic species want? Buhari's headhuhhuh?? The so-called brother who was at the helm of affairs for over 5 solid years did absolutely nothing. What did he do for the area apart from making a few militants and elites billionaires who didn't even see fit to donate a tap to their communitieshuh?? Yet some irredeemable foolish imbecilic dumb battalion ingrediential buffoonish nincompoops are still here allowing the devil use them to cause mass sufferings. "Not killing people" my round asss!
The way I'm seeing my people hailing terrorists I'm even beginning to think that we are much wicked and violent than the North because I don't remember Northerners coming out en masse to support BH or the herdsmen killings the way my people are all over the place cheering these guys on as if they themselves are not suffering. I mean what kind of hate will make you choose to die of hunger than allow someone who is not your brother feed you? Even the devil must be shuddering in hell right now! The comments whenever there's news of bombings and likes on such comments make me throw up. Like seriously are we cursed I'm seriously ashamed of telling people I'm from South South now. I'm really not very proud of telling people I'm from this region at the moment. Just too embarrassing!
We want true federalism. We want regional system of government. We want total control of our resources. Is it a big deal to ask for? How can Naija deltans be watchmen and gatemen in their own backyard? We don't want parasitic system of government.
PoliticsRe: Muslims Behead Woman Trader In Kano Over Blasphemy by Kanyekels(m): 7:01am On Jun 03, 2016
Yorubanews:
Because Ipobs are monkeys in Nigeria. What's the difference between violent militants Ibos support and violent northerners?
May God's judgement come over you fast... And when you loose a loved one, may nobody be there to console you. This is the height of insensitivity.
PoliticsRe: Igbos and the Abusive Relationship by Kanyekels(m): 9:08pm On Jun 02, 2016
The blood of those innocent Igbos massacred on Monday will continue to hunt this Zoo. May God bless their souls and grant them his eternal rest. May this struggle never die and God willing the Land of the rising sun will come in my generation.
PoliticsRe: How Buhari Can Decisively Defeat Niger Delta Avengers. by Kanyekels(m): 8:51pm On Jun 02, 2016
Donjazzy12:
First off, Niger Delta Avengers is a creation of Tompolo tacitly supported by Jonathan. The whole idea is to force Buhari to come to the negotiation table and FG to abandon the legitimate case of graft it has against them.
PROS: If Buhari succumbs to this blackmail, the fight against corruption dies a natural death, militants becomes policy makers etc.Pipelines are safe.
CONS: If he fails to succumb, bombing of pipelines continue.
In a nutshell, this is what he must do.
1, Declare state of emergency in the affected LGA's. Push 80% of our Naval assets and some Helicopter gunships there. 2, Borrow from China to run budget for two years. 3, Never acknowledge or ever grant further amnesty to them. 4 Make an announcement anyone who habors Tompolo or any Avenger will have their houses demolished.
Watch as the idiotic militancy dies down in less than a year.
Clap for yourself. Such a dumb reasoning.
PoliticsRe: Yobo, Pamela Peter-Vigboro At Ogoni Cleanup Event In Rivers State by Kanyekels(m): 4:31pm On Jun 02, 2016
irunooboo:
All i know is biafra is dead and buried
Wetin concern you?
PoliticsRe: Buratai In Special Forces Uniform by Kanyekels(m): 1:24pm On Jun 02, 2016
Topleague:
nice one my General, it is time to teach all those ragtag NDA a bitter lesson.
Is it too big to ask for control of our resources?
CelebritiesRe: Toolz Wedding Reception Photos And Outfits In Dubai. by Kanyekels(m): 7:19pm On May 29, 2016
Stanleywaxy:
My brother eeh ... The dude just fall my hand ! angry
And the girl didn't even care. It serves him right
CelebritiesRe: Toolz Wedding Reception Photos And Outfits In Dubai. by Kanyekels(m): 4:27pm On May 29, 2016
Neduzze5:
I liked your picture few minutes ago. What do I get as my prize? tongue
Low esteem nigga. Be a real man
PoliticsRe: Economy Is On The Way To Recovery - Adeosun, Finance Minister by Kanyekels(m):
rusher14:
In the team called Nigeria what position do you play and are you pulling your weight?

Are you complaining about being on the bench because: the coach doesn't like you, you are nursing an injury or simply not up to scratch?

Are you actually playing for the opponent whilst donning our jersey?

Play your role well and see if there'll be no trophies.
How can you assemble a team made up of retired players, ex-internationals, unsuccessful technical crew, inexperienced medical team and still want to compete with the best in the world. You simply cannot give what you don't have. Give Buhari Real Madrid and he will take them back to the championship..... Just take a look at the economy.
PoliticsRe: Economy Is On The Way To Recovery - Adeosun, Finance Minister by Kanyekels(m): 1:12am On May 29, 2016
In Zidane's six months in office, he won the UEFA champions League and in Buhari's 1year in office, he killed the economy and divided the country more with his archaic and medieval mindset.
PoliticsRe: Obiano Stops To Rescue Accident Victim (Photos) by Kanyekels(m): 11:12pm On May 28, 2016
EreluY:
Also what about setting up emergency lines and ambulances. These are the things taken for granted in the developed world.
For Christ sake, there are emergency numbers in Anambra that one can call in case of emergencies. Must you comment just for the sake of it or you just want to criticize ignorantly.... I just tire. Don't be blindfolded with hate.
PoliticsRe: Obiano Stops To Rescue Accident Victim (Photos) by Kanyekels(m): 11:12pm On May 28, 2016
EreluY:
Also what about setting up emergency lines and ambulances. These are the things taken for granted in the developed world.
For Christ sake, there are emergency numbers in Anambra that one can call in case of emergencies. Must you comment just for the sake of it or you just want to criticize ignorantly.... I just tire.
FamilyRe: What do Your Parents Do When A Movie Gets To A Sex Scene by Kanyekels(m): 7:19am On May 28, 2016
RexTramadol1:
Na dat tym dem go know say Jonathan and Buhari be d same






As a coded boy na to half close eye like I don sleep!




For my mind I go be like 4k am well well



But I suspect say my mama dey check dickical reaction.
grin
RexTramadol1:
Na dat tym dem go know say Jonathan and Buhari be d same






As a coded boy na to half close eye like I don sleep!




For my mind I go be like 4k am well well



But I suspect say my mama dey check dickical reaction.
FamilyRe: What do Your Parents Do When A Movie Gets To A Sex Scene by Kanyekels(m): 7:13am On May 28, 2016
Yuneehk:
My mum would hiss and say "ndi ocha" self if its a foreign movie and if local, she'll curse! Then I'll hiss too and fast forward but replay it later when no one is watching grin
You and s*x eeh

CultureRe: Oshiomhole Can Never Appoint The Oba Of Benin, Edo Youths Scream Out!!! by Kanyekels(m): 7:52am On May 27, 2016
ojuu4u:
Read al my posts i short words or wrt words dat fast 4 me to wrt. Am nt wrt jamb or ican. Am comunicate to u. And if u want us to change to grama am ready . Respecta or respecter. We are al equal bf law. Ur oba inclusive
I Still can't understand your sentences. lots of errors
CultureRe: Oshiomhole Can Never Appoint The Oba Of Benin, Edo Youths Scream Out!!! by Kanyekels(m): 7:10am On May 26, 2016
ojuu4u:
u ve neva heard the grama b4? See ursf, anyway u can corect it. Olodo. I tink u dnt deserve the kind of person i am suposed to educate/enlighten. Bye
Respectal or respecter?
FamilyRe: To My Charming Son by Kanyekels(m): 6:45pm On May 25, 2016
Happy birthday lil boy.
CultureRe: Oshiomhole Can Never Appoint The Oba Of Benin, Edo Youths Scream Out!!! by Kanyekels(m): 6:17pm On May 25, 2016
ojuu4u:
anybody who aproves request who is he to u? If such person refuses to aprove ur request what wil happn to ur plan? So many "educated illitrates" in nigeria. Law is no respectal of anybody. Take it or leave it
Respectal? undecided
ojuu4u:
anybody who aproves request who is he to u? If such person refuses to aprove ur request what wil happn to ur plan? So many "educated illitrates" in nigeria. Law is no respectal of anybody. Take it or leave it
Respectal?
You are really educated
CultureRe: Oshiomhole Can Never Appoint The Oba Of Benin, Edo Youths Scream Out!!! by Kanyekels(m): 6:15pm On May 25, 2016
ojuu4u:
. Read what u postd again. Some1 who aproves ur request who is he to u? If such person refuses to approve ur request wil u ocuppy or get that position. Anybody that approves things b4 its achievable is ur oga. So many educated illiterates on socia media
Really? The governor approving it is just ceremonial and it holds no water or of any significance in bini Kingdom fool. How can you be arguing abt someone custom when you are not from bini. I tire for your reasoning oo. I pity your parents shaa.
CultureRe: Oshiomhole Can Never Appoint The Oba Of Benin, Edo Youths Scream Out!!! by Kanyekels(m): 6:15pm On May 25, 2016
ojuu4u:
. Read what u postd again. Some1 who aproves ur request who is he to u? If such person refuses to approve ur request wil u ocuppy or get that position. Anybody that approves things b4 its achievable is ur oga. So many educated illiterates on socia media
Really? The governor approving it is just ceremonial and it holds no water or of any significance in bini Kingdom fool. How can you be arguing abt someone custom when you are not from bini.
RomanceRe: But Share Your Methods Of Having Sex With A Girl That Comes Visiting by Kanyekels(m): 6:08pm On May 25, 2016
MUVA:
I don't know wtf you're talking about, man.
I'm a virgin, that's all I know.
Vaseline crew spotted.
CultureRe: Oshiomhole Can Never Appoint The Oba Of Benin, Edo Youths Scream Out!!! by Kanyekels(m): 5:40pm On May 25, 2016
ojuu4u:
is benin not part of nigeria? Unfortunately, u ar victim of what u quoted. U lack basic comprehension of consitiution. Let me tel u bitter truth. A sitting governor is the boss of all kings in his state. Benin kingdom inclusive
I think you are the victim here. A governor can only approve so go and get your facts right before ranting.
PoliticsRe: Current Price Of Items In Buhari's Administration (pic) by Kanyekels(m): 7:51am On May 25, 2016
weyabblog:
TOMATOES: Old price 100naira , and new price 500 naira

CHANGE IS REAL grin
You are not up to date oo. When last did you buy tomatoes. Our neighbor bought 5 for #1770.And they were not fresh ones oo. damaged ones popularly called AWARARA
PoliticsRe: Fayose Commissions Hunters To Fight Herdsmen (Video) by Kanyekels(m): 5:45pm On May 24, 2016
blackpanda:
This man fayose is so stupid! Has he learnt nothing from all that has happened in nigeria. By the time those hunters turn their weapons on innocent citizens tomorrow, he would have succeeded in setting the stage for another bh!
Fayose is a brainless goat aswear
Give him credit for once Mr Brains with this your brain.

CelebritiesRe: Aneke Twins Look Gorgeous To The Church Today, See The Photo by Kanyekels(m): 7:09pm On May 22, 2016
rosalieene:
Cheap attention seeker...... *sips tea*
I don't reply kids. Oops!! sorry, check the next door.
grin
rosalieene:
Cheap attention seeker...... *sips tea*
I don't reply kids. Oops!! sorry, check the next door.
CelebritiesRe: Aneke Twins Look Gorgeous To The Church Today, See The Photo by Kanyekels(m): 7:09pm On May 22, 2016
rosalieene:
Cheap attention seeker...... *sips tea* I don't reply kids. Oops!! sorry, check the next door.
E pain am grin
rosalieene:
Cheap attention seeker...... *sips tea* I don't reply kids. Oops!! sorry, check the next door.
E pain am
PoliticsRe: NLC In Crucial Meeting Today by Kanyekels(m): 5:09pm On May 22, 2016
ajebuter:
We Yorubas have a saying that: bi oni kinni nla ba mbani sun, nise ni waa maa gbin

Meaning if a man with big diiick is making love to you as a woman, you just sigh in consent till he is done and pulls out

In this instance, APC is the proverbial ' man with big diiick' fuckiiiing with us now, so we just need to sigh and grunt our consent till 2019

Firefire, anonimi, Tiptop, tuniski
You and dick eh

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