planbee:

Badoo, u for like make I send yhu screen shot of the questions ney??

Badoo abeg you fit send me the screen shot? My phone number is 07034942048 email address=esiobuchukwunweike@yahoo.com....Thank you

iLegend:


Please remain small Egg for me. I heard fowls are not smiling! We should probably blame it on Buhari. What do you think? Nevermind.

Baba please forward the ESCOF stuff to my mailbox @kelsangelo13@yahoo.com. Thank you.

ikbnice:
this one really got me laffin. Her head no break, her arms and legs no break, na the leather wey seal her precious honeywell come break. chai! some lies wey gals dey tell dey smell ehn!

Guy na lie of the century be that. It got me rolling.

I really don't understand some women's disdain for watching football. While we were growing up, my mum did all she could to stop me from watching football in the early 2000's but nothing stopped me... And now that I'm now a grown up, someone else will try to stop me from watching the beautiful game? God forbid.

This is a little insight about how Nigeria's politics work

I told my son.
You will marry the girl I choose.” He said, “NO.
I told him, “She is Bill Gates’ daughter.
He said, “OK.”
:
I called Bill Gates and said, “I want your daughter to marry my son.
Bill Gates said, “NO.
I told Bill Gates, My son is the CEO of World Bank.
Bill Gates said, “OK.”
:
I called the #President of World Bank and asked him to make my son the CEO.
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He said, “NO.
I told him, “My son is Bill Gates’ son-in-law.
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He said, “OK.” This is exactly how Nigeria's dirty politics works.

[quote author=golor post=47232844]Must we criticise everything about Mr president! [/quote

Yes oo

kamel4real2015:
thanks for that you are cool ladies too people opinion can be different you know, would like to chat with you outside nairaland to no eachother better.

Ass licker spotted.

Pls admin add me to the group 07034942048

Bro please next time remember not to cheat death. The world needs less of you bro and hell needs more of your type. You are an ungrateful son.

OgbonnaUbani:
Stupid old man that is supposed to be in the village farming is still living in far away Kano at that age. Imagine he is even hust returning home after that incident (and will likely go back)
Some Igbos ehn..

This is what people will say about you when something fortunate happens to you or your family.

CACAWA:
Serves him right. He needs to be taught a lesson.

This is what will be said when you face agony.

legendte:
Bad as he maybe, he is the only opposition in the country.
Confidence is not all about being perfect but acknowledging your imperfections while you walk with your shoulders high. Democracy is dead when there are no oppositions. Virtually all politicians have skeletons in their cupboards but we can't afford to keep a perpetual silence because of those skeletons while our democracy loses its flavour.
It is always good to disagree to agree.

You truly understand what politics is all about. There must be opposition and opposition makes the keeps the incumbent government on its toes. That was what I loved about APC governors in the last dispensation. Except for governors like Fayose and Mimiko, every other PDP governor is a weakling. The worst is Ben Ayade of Cross Rivers.

Olalekanbanky1:


Ok sir. But how has he bn the hope of d Comon Ekiti man now O?

Go and ask those on the streets of Ekiti. Remember he was impeached for fighting boldly against the third term ambition of Obasanjo. Then Governors of Bayelsa, Anambra and two other states were impeached too for the same course but all these impeachments were overturned in court including Fayose's own and he came back into power as a governor 8 years after and not as a Senator.... If God is truly with you, no one else can.

hhgg77kk:
All this bible quote cannot work for this man called fayose and souls that involved in this dirty deal , l've we forgotten so soon that this money we are talking about is blood money and God forbids shedding of innocent blood (soldiers and civilians).He will surely not escape this in the mighty name of Allah/jesus.

Judge not for you not to be judged. Again do not believe anything you hear or see for even salt looks like sugar. How are you sure that all these are not politically motivated?

Olalekanbanky1:
But wait oooo. This guy contested for senatorial election in 2010 and ekiti pple didn't vote for him o. He eventually came 3rd, after APC and PDP. How come he was voted for in 2014

Because that's not God's plans for him. God wanted him to return as Governor. The people's governor. Hope of the common man.

Kassidy90:

Shut ur stinking mouth must u guys blame everything on tribes, I don't support female genital mutilation, my ex was mutilated and she's Igbo, so stop making it sound like its a Yoruba tin

Greatest lie of the century.

seunlayi:
How many plane her papa build?

You sound so lame and dumb... Not sure you've even entered a plane before.

Benikuuse:
you people brought the civil war upon yourselves. But the south are also living in borno and other northern states and boko haram is not killing only the north

And who brought Boko Haram upon North East?... Hypocrite. You guys brought Boko Haram upon yourselves. Live with it.

amaraedec:
I have not spoken to anyone about my ordeal but I sincerely hope your advice will go a long way towards healing me and restoring back my sanity.

I started dating this lady whom I still love so much February 2013, few months before I lost my mummy. I was so cautious of the affair at first, knowing that it was the first time I am getting so emotionally entangled to a lady, but after I lost my mum, I was so hurt and the fact that she was the only person very close to me then, I threw caution to the wind and fell helplessly in love with her, hoping that it would help alleviate the pains of losing My mum and praying deep inside my heart that the relationship will lead to marriage. It did to a reasonable extent alleviated the pains of losing my mum.

Even while I was in school, I gave her everything that I somehow lived in deprivation. Her friends were complaining to me that I spend a lot on her and it might backfire one day. I ignored their advice. I buy her handouts, clothes, Mobile gadgets and even give her certain amount of money on monthly basis to add up to her feeding money, I made sure she lived above her peers in school .

The whole problem started late 2014, when I was about leaving for my NYSC. she started acting quite strange, I respected her privacy that I don't even touch her phones, even though I give her the freedom to handle my phones and answer my calls. I noticed she wouldn't pick up her calls while with me. Like I said, I respected her privacy that I never gave so much thoughts into her actions, I loved and gave her my all believing that she will never cheat on me. Then on her birthday, I had got lots of surprising gifts for her and even arranged a little get together without her knowledge. To my greatest surprise, she surfaced at the venue of the party with the excuse that she was going on an errand for her parents. I handed over to her the gifts I got for her, she collected them and left the venue. Little did I know she had gone to see her erstwhile lover. Depression had started creeping in and I was losing my sanity apparently.

To cut the whole story short, when her girlfriend opened up to me that my girl was having affairs elsewhere, I never believed her at first, but after I confronted her, then I was looking so sick and pale, completely lost in thoughts and pains. She eventually opened up and was really sorry to the best of my knowledge . I couldn't help the pains, I. Started taking anti depressants, I have already vowed never to cheat in my life, knowing that prosperity has a way of rewarding Fidelity.

After I was mobilized for NYSC, I left for my Camp, but the ghost of a failed relationship was already hunting me, I had lost interest in living. Shortly after I returned back from my Orientation camp, everyone knew something was wrong with me, I only told them that it was the stress from Camp. Well, I was battered emotionally, that on 31st December 2014, I hit the rock button and decided to end my life and end the pains, I took insecticides and collection of anti depressants in over dose and battery acid, I cheated on death as I was in Coma for 4 days, I was referred to a psychologist for rehabilitation after I was discharged on the 12th of January 2015. I spent 6 months in rehabilitation Center here in Lagos State, where I was also serving then.

After the whole incident, I made up my mind to forgive her and give her a second chance since she was really sorry. The whole scenario started replaying itself, that she started acting strange again, already my friend had told me that she was seeing someone else. My family knew I was slipping into depression again and had wanted to fly me out of the country, but I was denied Visa when I least expected it. I had to leave Enugu for Lagos so as to keep away from her and the environment. but she still calls me on phone, saying that she still loves me, I truly love her so much. Am totally lost of words, lost of ideas. Am terrified to say the least. Am losing my sanity again. Please friends, depression is getting better of me at the moment.. I need a sincere advise

Op.. What should I call you? At best a fool and an ungrateful dullard . Why? Because you contemplated suicide because a hoe cheated on you. Assuming you died, you would have been in hell suffering for eternity and the hoe will still be enjoying life jumping from one dick to another and in the end, if God's grace is with her... she might make heaven. God now gave you another chance to live and you want to commit suicide again. You deserve to be made the gateman to hades where you will suffer or better still Stephen's kind of death since you don't enjoy life again. I won't be part of those asking you not to commit suicide but I will encourage you to do it. The world needs less of your kind. If I can survive an adulterous, bloody relationship.... Everyone else can.

Adaure4ever:
God bless you, sweetheart.
I always tell this Igbos that I will take the yorubas over this SS minorities(except Akwaibom/calabar people).
All these ijaws,urhobos,isoko,ogoni etc they are taught at childhood to hate Igbos.
That hate is what influence some South South Igbos to deny being Igbo inorder to be accepted.
These Igbos will not hear, very emotional sets of agitators..

We like it like that Adaure. At least its better than having People who regard us as infidels as our brothers.

zeetyzin:
Wow...U juz got urself a fan!... intelligence is a rare gift.

Go get a life.

modath:


Great move, now they won't act as stumbling block any longer....

Freedom to choose.

Great move right?.... But people like you are strongly opposing our own fundamental right to choose whether to stay in Nigeria or opt out.... Such hypocrisy

OrlandoOwoh:
I thought wailers said Aisha Buhari has been afraid of going to the US? Or where was this picture taken?

It's photoshoped Zombie.

Joel3:
you don't need to quote me and don't do that next time, I don't need ur thanks.

I think you are in$an€. Who are you that someone cannot quote you?

d33types:
where is BMB the Twitter warlord when you need him the most??

ooh , he's battling AMCON

Stop being stupid.

MoreWahala:
E Money, we are watching, time will surely tell

Time will surely tell what? You should be more concerned about getting yourself morewahala

MoreWahala:
E Money, we are watching, time will surely tell

Time will surely tell what? You should be more concerned about getting yourself morewahala

Codes151:
Fellow Nairalanders, please show me the way! Was charged 82 Naira for a minute n some seconds on GLO. Is this normal or is there a plan I should migrate to? Please advice cause I am suffering. Thanks

Migrate to glo gbam plus. It charges 11k /sec or #7 per minute or PM me.

Work in progress

kenny987:

Fight what really? Is anyone fighting them or bombing their property?

I just tire for the lame girl oo

irunooboo:
[b] It shall never be well with Nnamdi Kanu wherever he is for birthing this evil terrorist groups using his propaganda radio biafra. The results are these social unrest and continous economic sabotage. I wonder why the FG finds it hard to plant moles in the militants camp so as to catch them easily. This ragtag idiiots are not sophisticated enough to hold a whole country to ransom. The same people cheering them on for blowing up the gas pipelines will be the first to call fashola minister of darkness as if he will generate electricity with his fart. We will all suffer the consequences of this economic sabotage while buhari and other elites continue to live in luxury. Shey na ordinary tomatoes una still dey complain about, wait till a sachet of pure water turns 50 Naira then you will realize the impact of this economic sabotage on you and your family. If not for the cluelessness of our security forces who are only good in harassing innocent citizens, the Avengers ought to have been fished out using technology. Their Facebook, Twitter and website can be tracked but this is Nigeria where anything goes [/b]

****What a biased comment. How dare you blame Nnamdi Kanu for what the country and our President brought upon himself? Immediately after the President won the presidential election, he went to USA and said that he will treat the 5% and 97%differently forgetting that the 5% lays the Golden egg that has been sustaining the economy you so much love. Btw is it a must to be part of an entity you feel you don't to be part of again? Last year Scotland voted in a referendum about being part of United Kingdom and this year, Uk will vote on whether to leave the European Union or not. We want to determine our future by ourselves, we want regional government or true federalism, we want total resource control or have you seen Easterners or South-southerns coming to control your amala and ewedu or going to the north to control cows, yams or tomatoes. Say no to parasitic system of government. May God bless Nnamdi Kanu and bless this just struggle.