₦airaland Forum

Integrityfarms:
I don't believe this thrash if you really no your onions!

Besides getting an A in a course is not an index for a very successful life! If not for class students would have been the richest and happiest in life!

You are the dumbest person I've noticed in present times.
Probably you've not seen the four walls of a university.
Smh

Jadekitana:
The male balls is always damp and has a whitish lining underneath why? Is it sweat or infection? Why do some smell? Why do most guys get scared when you put their balls inside your mouth,is it painful? Why are some balls so big and ugly? Some uneven(one bigger than the other). What's the name of that line that passes the middle? Is it true that when a guy wants to cum/climax he experiences a sharp pain in his waist? Why do guys jerk when cuming? How come some guys don't moan? Why do short guys have thick fat dicks? And tall guys long dicks? Y'all answer

This section is too boring tonight

You and dick eh!

That's because you took it so serious. Nairaland especially romance section is where you come to have fun and learn a few things. I registered few weeks back but I've learnt a lot. Nairaland is so informative, fun and you get to meet people too like smellymouth who's memes are so great, some real beautiful ladies, nice and intelligent guys. Remember soldier go.... Soldiers come... Barrack go remain.

kossyablaze:
parloz vedes hotels Awka

HBD nigga. Three fingers in the air. We rocked that place during University days.

I will choose Beremx because of her little insight into politics. Won't want to bore the date.

Waiting for zombies to come and give a counter view. We miss you GEJ

Thats not Fayose.

kenonze:
Evil men!


DSP Alamesigha died due to renal failure.
Its on record Governor Dickson blatantly refused to help him financially.
GEJ did the best he could do as ineffectual Buffoon who doesn't know that the should be a functional 5star hospital in South South.

Ben Bruce was quick to announce the death via twitter

Your comments are always dumb.... Why?
Are you sure you will be rich in your miserable life time like he is?

Fellow Nigerians
Good evening
Going by events in our great country in recent times... PMB has been moved to ask this questions.

CecyAdrian:
How does one search for and apply for a scholarship abroad online, I would also love to know the country that is best for Nigerian students.

I'm interested in scholarships too but its kinda hard these days. Though some countries make available scholarship opportunities but its handed over to embassies of different countries and they now give to their cronies or whoever they want..... Germany offers free education for students upto Ph. D level sha. So maybe you should start thinking that way..... I will apply too

Mr..... Has derailed the thread

Zombies will never agree. Ride on sir

vedaxcool:
I suspect climbing other men's wife is to blame for Nigeria's problems.

Sorry won't watch a video from Moronu bruce who because if tribalism , greed and religious bigotry had no commonsense to offer during the years of the locusts.

vedaxcool..... Please who are you?.... Are you EFCC chairman?

vedaxcool:
I suspect climbing other men's wife is to blame for Nigeria's problems.

Sorry won't watch a video from Moronu bruce who because if tribalism , greed and religious bigotry had no commonsense to offer during the years of the locusts.

vedaxcool...... Please who are you?..... Are you EFCC chairman?

vizkiz:
these guys no wan get sense again. The only thing they do now is get new girlfriends and sing their rubbish songs as usual.


In 10years time one idiot will now be begging Nigerians for money for kidney disease

So pathetic. How about I wish you what you wish that nigga..... And yours will be heart disease. Why are you so envious of this nigga. Dumb ass

ChuzzyBlog:
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I'm still very much surprised that some ladies still think like this. I wonder what she will give in return...



lalasticlala, Ishilove

Why not...... I will give her the 50k but I will first of all change
the 50k to 50kobo worth of coins, then throw it to the ground.
As she is picking it....... It will be smashing her puanni via
dogg¥.... After the experience that her head will turn bald.

Angelberry:
Funny lady she didn't feel his D in her...why boast of what u don't have guys be real, you can do wonders with your lil man no matter how tiny if you know how to use it.

You forgot that the girl had to travel from UK to GIDI cos she taught that the dick is so massive. Do you think if he had shown her the real size should would ever think of coming to GIDI. The size really matters.

bloodyBLOGGER...... please who are you?..... Are you a fuel or black marketer?

charix:
Since you say I don't deserve it, does he? I know he'd soon realize the error of his ways but it wouldn't stop him from jumping to the next nairaland 'female' hoping for a hookup.

Singapore is a developing country and not far off from Nigeria in terms of living standards. Nothing you say can change that.

Wait o, how are you able to understand Nigerian terms if you're not one yourself? Something smells fishy here.

If you did you research and home works right.... You will know that Singapore is a first class country where everything works. Good standard of living, high and quality education standard, free market economy, best country to do business, high GDP, highly industrialized, and so many others. Their economy is one of the freest, most innovative, competitive and the country is known for its zero tolerance for corruption. Just Google about Singapore and save yourself this embarrassment next time and don't comment because others are commenting or out of hate.... My humble opinion.

Jadekitana:
I think it's totally heartless and ungentlemanly for men to always leave women hanging during love making. From research, movies, ladies gossip etc i'v come to find out that 80percent of men don't really care if a lady is satisfied or not as far as they are.

Often when a man cums/climaxes that's the end.His organ becomes flaccid immediately,most of them sleep off instantly not even cuddling the lady. Some come up with the excuse that they just did a hard job. Indeed!!!

These guys are often the ones who would want a woman to perform all the styles on them,and when they get to their peak that's the end. Is it that the male body was created that way? How come their organ becomes flaccid immediately? No matter what you do to resurrect it, it stays that way!

An average female body doesn't climax ontime except you really know the right places to touch, but these days who cares! A gentleman should always wait for his lady to cum however how sweet the whole thing is WAIT!! When she has arrived, you can then release whatever it is you have inside of you! In that way trust me she wouldn't be bored and start seeking sexual redemption elsewhere. It's not about pumping hard with all your veins threatening to pop out,its about satisfying us.

Ps: no holier than thou talks here,waka pass

*checks for pink g-string in pant closet* aha this would do for the day.

From research, gossip, movies ?
Research might not be the truth
Gossip like you said is gossip
Movies..... Ooh thats fictional..... Why not say from your own personal experience. Its better that way.

Why not...... I will give her the 50k but I will first of all change the 50k to 50kobo worth of coins, then throw it to the ground. As she is picking it....... It will be smashing her puanni via dogg¥.... After the experience that her head will turn bald.

raphie01:
Were did you guys get the idea that linda has a smelly vag?

Wizzy made it public to everyone hearing.

ashacot:
u are very lame in your statistics too. If many people avoided d election because of mbaka,then y r ss n se still calling out on him? They did not voted in d last election, whose fault? Mbakas fault? Mbakas prophecy among the over 1000pastors that prophesied is the only one that came to pass after the election? Does that make others fake? Abegi.

Really? So because SS & SE didn't participate in the election or vote for APC they should not criticize the government? What an argument..... They didn't vote for him but is his policies not affecting SS & SE too? Or is $1= #1 for SS & SE. Your argument is as dumb as you are.

repogirl:
Her camel toe is really embarrassing.

Even if she is selling market, this is way too cheap and off putting na.

Is yours finer and mire presentable than hers? If yes.... Let us see

phlemzy:
Locally refined excuses......One of the refineries manufacturing such refined excuses is located at Chief Lai Mohammed Road, Garki....

The ones located at Comrade Adams Oshiomole's Avenue will soon start undergoing maintenance while the one located at Mbaka's road off Rotimi Amaechi's Avenue has been temporary shot down.

The price of a litre of petrol in most places now is equivalent to a bottle of Beer but in most places its more than. Thought low prices of crude in the international market would have lowered the price of petrol but the reverse is always the case in Nigeria and the problem with Nigeria is that we've refused to learn especially in choosing our leaders. Repeating the same mistakes all over and again. Come 2019 maybe we will start seen names like Shehu Shagari, Alex Ekwueme, IBB, Atiku. I just hope we will get it right next time and not vote for recycled politicians.

aniomadei:
but many catholics like myself like him. He has shown to many that catholic church has true men of God than other churches. We still have men that God can send to reveal his message to ppl. We know that you hate him because he did not support Jonathan the clueless, we the true catholics are solidly behind him, even Cardinal Onaiyekan supported him by saying that Buhari is more Christian than Jonathan. There is nothing like Politics and Religion, we are even praying to have more men of God in politics so that our dear country will be saved. For your information, Pope is the president of Vatican, Rev Fr. Moses Adasu was a governor of Benue state, Sarduana of sokoto, then premier norther, was head of Islam in Nigeria, Moses, Aaron, Joshua, David, Solomon etc were all men of God but the led their people. Please do not be deceived by Jonathan's failure. Mbaka is a true man of God, he fears no one except God. Besides, any attempt on his life by PDP, IPOB and their ignorant members, will meet fire from we staunch catholics. We will never wait for God to fight for him, we will immediately show them the stuff knighthood are made of. Those who think they can just come here to insult mbaka because of his true prophecy, i advise you to stop immediately or i will personally curse you.

Really? Curse? Some people never cease to amaze me. Are you sure you are not cursed already?

ashacot:
lol. This wailers will not stop amazing me. The fr mbaka u are calling out for explanation, what he said in January 1 last year did it influence voting during the last election? The east and south south gave pdp 90%vote. Meaning that there were not responsive to mbakas prophesy. Now y are these same pple still calling out mbaka? U better maintain your wailing in apc

From what you said it means you are not really sound politically so you should refrain from commenting. SS & SE gave him 90%.. That's right but you did not care to check the statistics well. For eg Anambra state gave him around 500k votes during the last election compared to above 1m votes in 2011. NB: Majority of South Easterners are Catholics who will rather not participate in the voting than disobey their beloved Mbaka. So do your research well and not just comment because others are commenting. Thank you

silent10:
U dey mind d smelly pusşy homosapien Let's trend dis #LINDASMELLYPUSSY

Correct thread

GreenWhiteGreen:
Borrow borrow wizkid forming rich nigga.

Lekki house rented

Cars in the pictures with no plate numbers means rented.

Posing inside a rented jet

Yankee crib rented too

What does he have then

Do you know how much it takes to rent a private jet?
It takes a rich nigga to so much to higher a private jet. Stop worrying and hating about those niggas...... Worry about fuel scarcity biting so hard in your ass and don't come up with the line "I'm not in Nigeria

Two heads are not always better than one