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PoliticsRe: Best State To Live In Nigeria In Terms Of Good Roads, Steady Power, Serenity by Kapilta(m): 4:24pm On Dec 14, 2020
Sammy07:
Ondo, Osun (electricity is 20hrs)
Na power supply wahala and too much sun go pursue am commot Ondo state. Cashsteady(OP), go Osogbo jeje. Good road, na u light go tire. E never get city exposure sha but e dey serene small.
RomanceRe: Every Pussy Has It Dick Size, Know This. by Kapilta(m): 4:03pm On Dec 14, 2020
Op is right. Henceforth before i ask any lady out i must make sure i first tell her my d**k measurment(lenght and width) and then ask how deep and wide her hole is too. I'm sure they'll be going about with their measurement too. SMH. grin wonders can never end.
CelebritiesRe: Omah Lay And Tems Charged To Court In Uganda For Violating COVID-19 Protocols by Kapilta(m): 3:41pm On Dec 14, 2020
Mynd44:
Wow. They thought it is Nigeria where they can act with impunity?
This ought to be on the organizers 100%. Be like Museveni dey mad ba.
PoliticsRe: See 3 Reasons Why SW Is Most At Risk Of Fulani Herdsmen/bandits Invasion by Kapilta(m): 10:55am On Dec 12, 2020
You are right omo Igbo. Our states are now surrounded by fulani herdsmen, we are kidnapped & killed daily by fulani. Our states are no longer safe, fulanis are already planning how to invade fully and overrun our lands, we are now running away from our lands to the yeast cuz our lands are gone to the fulanis.

Now won't you pick your phone and call your flatron brothers & sisters to return home, the land isn't safe no more. And also advice those that just stuffed themselves inside okudili trunk to not go ahead with the travelling to SW, at least you've seen it's no longer safe here.

Eleribu omo nna.
PoliticsRe: BREAKING!!!! Nmandi Kanu Releases Pictures Of Ipob Special Scorpion Squad. by Kapilta(m): 7:50pm On Dec 11, 2020
Time to go bring Buhari head grin IPOD will not kee me.
RomanceRe: Can Introverts Be An Alpha Male? by Kapilta(m): 7:23pm On Dec 11, 2020
No we can't be, we are born Alpha g. Most of us even ignore for a living.
PoliticsRe: Why Can't Onitsha Be Like Hong Kong? by Kapilta(m): 4:15pm On Dec 11, 2020
GitmoAuditors:
See how you built Ibadan, which makes sense to say that eboes built Lagos cheesy
How do i engage an already traumatised frustrated being in an argument? grin
PoliticsRe: Why Can't Onitsha Be Like Hong Kong? by Kapilta(m): 4:10pm On Dec 11, 2020
Yeebos will not kill me. The developers of the world.

Small time now they will tell us how they built Ibadan after they finish building Lagos.
PoliticsRe: Kaduna, Enugu, Jigawa Lead In ICAN's Accountability Index by Kapilta(m): 3:37pm On Dec 11, 2020
So so index.
HealthRe: My Experience With Sleep Paralysis by Kapilta(m): 1:47pm On Dec 11, 2020
I used to suffer from this s**t too. I love keeping everything to myself as a cancer that i am untill i couldn't take it no more. I fear it might someday leads to my sudden death as i was suffering from minor heart prob then too.

It was killing me, i go within a snap, helpless, motionless but wide awake and well. It happened to me one day in the presence of my younger brother, when i came back he asked what happened and i was like i saw Jesus, cuz it did seems i saw some supernatural being.

Long story short sha, my bro told my mum and i was forced to tell mum everything, so she told me it's an attack from the evil world. I fasted and prayed. I've bn free from that s**t ever since then.

So my brother pray. That s**t ain't ordinary.
RomanceRe: My girlfriend wants to breakup by Kapilta(m): 8:51pm On Dec 10, 2020
Abi u don go broke? Na their game be that. Na diff lies dem go dey tell so dem fit to japa.
PoliticsRe: The Igbo-speaking Community In Lagos ISCL, Open Igbo House by Kapilta(m): 8:19pm On Dec 10, 2020
Igbo don finally accept say dem be stranger for Lagos. haha
PoliticsRe: The Igbo-speaking Community In Lagos ISCL, Open Igbo House by Kapilta(m): 8:18pm On Dec 10, 2020
adonni:
with the way hates has started pouring in from grown ups that claims to be in the Same country ,it gets me thinking this is why the Europeans always painted lucifer'' devil as blacks
I sure say before ibo pikin learn to dey pronounce mama or papa, e for don already master the word hate and hatred. grin
RomanceRe: HELP! I Am Seriously Sex Starved by Kapilta(m): 3:34pm On Dec 10, 2020
when2:
You need to see a psychologist.
If u wan do just talk am, no dey use style.
RomanceRe: My Real Life Experience With An Ogbanje (mermaid). Lesson Learned by Kapilta(m): 3:31pm On Dec 10, 2020
Jack005:
Your mum took you to the church. How did your mum find out that the problem of your family was caused by you?
grin You dey mind op. Op and nonsense story be like that Jacob Zuma meme.
RomanceRe: My Real Life Experience With An Ogbanje (mermaid). Lesson Learned by Kapilta(m): 3:29pm On Dec 10, 2020
OP is high and bored. Ogbanje my a**. Nonsense story.
RomanceRe: Online Dating: The First Time We Met Each Other (true Story) by Kapilta(m): 3:17pm On Dec 10, 2020
SavageBoy:
Lemme book space heregrin
Someone should call me when this reaches fp
The op dey bobo pesin.
RomanceRe: Have You Ever Been In This Situation? by Kapilta(m): 3:15pm On Dec 10, 2020
"Esperts" are cumin.
PoliticsRe: Hoodlums Burgle Ogun Assembly, Cart Away Mace by Kapilta(m): 2:59pm On Dec 10, 2020
ChoCho54:
Tell those miscreants to steal more Maces and leave skull mining alone.

If you don't like what I just said, jump into the lagoon with oba Lil'Wayne.
Epistle.
PoliticsRe: Hoodlums Burgle Ogun Assembly, Cart Away Mace by Kapilta(m): 2:45pm On Dec 10, 2020
ChoCho54:
E pain am
How osu word go pain me? Clown.
PoliticsRe: Hoodlums Burgle Ogun Assembly, Cart Away Mace by Kapilta(m): 2:38pm On Dec 10, 2020
ChoCho54:
grin They kidnapped the mace for ransom.
Better than skull mining. grin
Frustrated ipod member.
PoliticsRe: Hoodlums Burgle Ogun Assembly, Cart Away Mace by Kapilta(m): 2:37pm On Dec 10, 2020
Dapo kuku na just figure head before. I sure say he no know wetin dey sup for the assembly so self. He mumu too much.
RomanceRe: Online Dating: The First Time We Met Each Other (true Story) by Kapilta(m): 2:23pm On Dec 10, 2020
CharlieWex:
I, too, met my wife online. We had our first christian dating.
Which one is christian dating again? undecided
FashionRe: Pictures From Aba Fashion Week 2020 by Kapilta(m): 11:26am On Dec 10, 2020
Pabloicardi:
You feel is funny because you have inferiority complex, if it was London fashion week where they dress like mad people it won't be funny to you.
grin
RomanceRe: Guys, What About A Lady Attract You? by Kapilta(m): 11:12am On Dec 10, 2020
"The big ass" part 1 and 2. I fit die on top.
FashionRe: Pictures From Aba Fashion Week 2020 by Kapilta(m): 11:06am On Dec 10, 2020
BastardWike:
Why e no go funny you, you are used to seeing dirty pictures from Aba, but now you're seeing these nice pictures from the same Aba, it's doing you somehow.....

Ndi ufu obi undecided
Even thhs one still funny me. grin Eleribu
FashionRe: Pictures From Aba Fashion Week 2020 by Kapilta(m): 8:49am On Dec 10, 2020
grin I no know why d thing funny me. E just dey funny me grin
RomanceRe: Guys, What Are Red Flags You Notice When You Meet A Girl For The First Time? - by Kapilta(m): 8:02am On Dec 10, 2020
I can't relate jare.
RomanceRe: Do Women Love Being Beaten Or They Get Used To It? by Kapilta(m): 7:56am On Dec 10, 2020
Raise your voice when around me and watch me dissappear. When i was young, either a friend is beating me or i'm doing the beating during a fight, i will sha cry, violence always make me feel so useless in life. I don't just know how else to describe my hatred for it.

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