₦airaland Forum

brightballer:
Result of Jonathan's lackadaisical approach to the Boko Haram menace.

And...the result of Buhari's miscalculated statement: "A fight against bokoharam is a fight against the north".

Wingback:
Your uncle has a small penis...he can't satisfy a woman...SMH, that's why she's running away.






Tell him to deny her upkeep and he should look for a tight pvssy in that very church she attends

Best thought ever. She'll rethink her conducts without a second thought

Berbierklaus:
He slapped his NEWLY married wife?

I have no advice for your uncle until he starts pummeling her and she lands in the hospital

And you think that'll attract any pity from a sane person?

If it were me, I'll pummel her seriously and refuse her the chance to leave the house for a hospital.

She's just too stupid and foolish to think she can starve her husband. Yet, she's going to church. The Bible is strictly again sex starvation from married partners.

Abeg, Nigeria get any educational alliance with Niger?
Abi de Niger guys go use study permit? And no visa dem wan use? Coz I see say the governor dry promise Niger in particular.

Why are we making our border more porous? Why expose our nation to more terrorist infestation? Are we saying majority of the terrorists terrorising Nigeria not from these "neighbouring countries" again, as earlier reported by the media?

Let's be careful sha.

No jealousy dey worry the author. Period!!!

liveshady:
By:Prof. Issah Danladi
Sunday message
Worship centre. #changebeginswithme
Some people thinks dat d change can actually happen without dem actively getting involved. The only thing some people ar gud at on social media now is to blame, hate and tribalism.
Change begins with all of us, we shud respect the law, dats how it's done in developed countries, dat tin u are running away to see in countries dat dnt nid u but kill ur people, do it here so dat people who ran away can come back home.
Give information to d police, dats d duty of everyone according to d Constitution, d Constitution covers all laws, it's d minimum standard where all oda laws ar derived, so know d laws cus some people tink Constitution is d only law, also know d police control room number of ur state pending wen a national shortcode is created, dats d first step of keeping urself safe. U will neva knw hw responsive and helpful dey ar until u try them not jst join d mass to talk against ur police. Don't run wen invited or visited by d police. Go and explain wat u knw. Ur willingness to assist an investigation will further free u from dat case since the IPO is human and will see how helpful u hav been in unraveling d truth.
Don't b abusive wen u meet law enforcement officers,talk to dem wit respect if u want dem to respect ur person, respect is reciprocal. Stop shouting how bad ur police is wen other countries police ar worst, yes, u sit at home watching censored US police films and u dnt knw dat doz ar security psychological strategies to keep America safe. It's only in Nigeria dat nollywood, individuals say tinz against dia police. How will dey treat u well too. It is d way Africans especially Nigerians behave dat make dia military and there civil police to brutalize dem. Where people respect d law or demselve by obeying simple STOP order, don't park order, traffic ruke like UK, USA, check how dia police treat dem. How do dey also treat offenders. The truth is no police has d right to violate ur right if u av not offended but Nigerians ar always offenders either by word of mouth, body language or actions
Ur response to an officer wen stopped, invited, arrested or approached will determine how u ar treated honestly. Y not simply follow d officer so long as u hav committed an offence and he is genuinely on official capacity to enforce d arrest. Some of us don't even knw d law, there are offenses dat arrest can be with warrant and there are some which d offences do not require warrant before u ar arrested. Police has several powers including to stop and search u if he suspects u, transfer u to relevant agency for further investigation and prosecution. There ar some simple offences which u shouldn't spend more dan 24hrs in d station, there ar d ones dat u will face d investigation for months. It's more of a problem even among d educated aged people who wrote waec from year 2000 up, it's becus most of them didn't do civics in sch, dats y dey hav refused to embrace civility.
Some of us will b d first to want to bribe the police, and complain ur money was extorted, why won't u want to bribe wen u knw u hav committed and if prosecution is activated, u will end up in jail. Truth is d police will enforce all d laws and simple offences rather Dan settling some, d prisons will b overcrowded wich it is already overcrowded even.
So d purpose of my preaching is for u dat is reading diz to respect ur self, stop complaining. Treat d police right if u want them to treat u right, many who hav frends or married to a forceman will testify how friendly diz guys can be. No dull moment with them at all wich make me to concur dat police is truly ur frend. Only criminals dislike d police and dats y some people called Nigerians criminals in UK.
Govt shud kit the police up to international standard so dat we can b proud of dem again. There bosses shud sit and discuss hw to improve d welfare allowances of their men. we want to see a police with all d operational waist kits and communication gadget complete. We want a national shortcode like the 911 in d USA for easy emergency calls. Nigeria is truly growing under d recession cus everyone is now thinking right. If not for d police, d country will hav been divided, invaded and disintegrated over d years, imagine one hour in naija without police, so we hail our service men both past present and serving.
Prof. Isah Danladi
Sunday message
Worship center
*****Share till buhari sees today church message***
*****preaching shud encourage morality, unity of a nation and national development and not just giving, lunching and motivation and progress***_
happy Sunday!
Disclaimer: copied as shared but I think it's a nice

Hehehehehe!!!

Come see political sermon. Is this the mandate of the church? I thought the Bible specified salvation and sanctification of man as the major matters at the heartbeat of God?

Why make the holy pulpit a campaign podium? Make una fear God no.

liveshady:
By:Prof. Issah Danladi
Sunday message
Worship centre. #changebeginswithme
Some people thinks dat d change can actually happen without dem actively getting involved. The only thing some people ar gud at on social media now is to blame, hate and tribalism.
Change begins with all of us, we shud respect the law, dats how it's done in developed countries, dat tin u are running away to see in countries dat dnt nid u but kill ur people, do it here so dat people who ran away can come back home.
Give information to d police, dats d duty of everyone according to d Constitution, d Constitution covers all laws, it's d minimum standard where all oda laws ar derived, so know d laws cus some people tink Constitution is d only law, also know d police control room number of ur state pending wen a national shortcode is created, dats d first step of keeping urself safe. U will neva knw hw responsive and helpful dey ar until u try them not jst join d mass to talk against ur police. Don't run wen invited or visited by d police. Go and explain wat u knw. Ur willingness to assist an investigation will further free u from dat case since the IPO is human and will see how helpful u hav been in unraveling d truth.
Don't b abusive wen u meet law enforcement officers,talk to dem wit respect if u want dem to respect ur person, respect is reciprocal. Stop shouting how bad ur police is wen other countries police ar worst, yes, u sit at home watching censored US police films and u dnt knw dat doz ar security psychological strategies to keep America safe. It's only in Nigeria dat nollywood, individuals say tinz against dia police. How will dey treat u well too. It is d way Africans especially Nigerians behave dat make dia military and there civil police to brutalize dem. Where people respect d law or demselve by obeying simple STOP order, don't park order, traffic ruke like UK, USA, check how dia police treat dem. How do dey also treat offenders. The truth is no police has d right to violate ur right if u av not offended but Nigerians ar always offenders either by word of mouth, body language or actions
Ur response to an officer wen stopped, invited, arrested or approached will determine how u ar treated honestly. Y not simply follow d officer so long as u hav committed an offence and he is genuinely on official capacity to enforce d arrest. Some of us don't even knw d law, there are offenses dat arrest can be with warrant and there are some which d offences do not require warrant before u ar arrested. Police has several powers including to stop and search u if he suspects u, transfer u to relevant agency for further investigation and prosecution. There ar some simple offences which u shouldn't spend more dan 24hrs in d station, there ar d ones dat u will face d investigation for months. It's more of a problem even among d educated aged people who wrote waec from year 2000 up, it's becus most of them didn't do civics in sch, dats y dey hav refused to embrace civility.
Some of us will b d first to want to bribe the police, and complain ur money was extorted, why won't u want to bribe wen u knw u hav committed and if prosecution is activated, u will end up in jail. Truth is d police will enforce all d laws and simple offences rather Dan settling some, d prisons will b overcrowded wich it is already overcrowded even.
So d purpose of my preaching is for u dat is reading diz to respect ur self, stop complaining. Treat d police right if u want them to treat u right, many who hav frends or married to a forceman will testify how friendly diz guys can be. No dull moment with them at all wich make me to concur dat police is truly ur frend. Only criminals dislike d police and dats y some people called Nigerians criminals in UK.
Govt shud kit the police up to international standard so dat we can b proud of dem again. There bosses shud sit and discuss hw to improve d welfare allowances of their men. we want to see a police with all d operational waist kits and communication gadget complete. We want a national shortcode like the 911 in d USA for easy emergency calls. Nigeria is truly growing under d recession cus everyone is now thinking right. If not for d police, d country will hav been divided, invaded and disintegrated over d years, imagine one hour in naija without police, so we hail our service men both past present and serving.
Prof. Isah Danladi
Sunday message
Worship center
*****Share till buhari sees today church message***
*****preaching shud encourage morality, unity of a nation and national development and not just giving, lunching and motivation and progress***_
happy Sunday!
Disclaimer: copied as shared but I think it's a nice

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Where is the 400MW?
I am sure that will be in your offices and luxury homes. Coz the simple truth is that the supply of electricity have been dwindling since you took charge. Yet, you shamelessly celebrate increase when, in fact, the masses can't even see a flash of it.
You can only lie freely about what does not have clear evidence.

Thisis2raw:
This government created this for themselves, so they should fix it themselves

They fit blame am on GEJ and PDP again o

I tire for this man o. Today na 22nd alrwady, Mr Lai. The lie no don na, u suppose cook am more

ajalawole:
this month or next month. Haba today na 22 of Sept now

I tire for the man o. The lie no don na, e suppose cook am more

Mr Obama,

Why not copy those bold policies? Abi u no want implement bold policies again? Why you come dey mock us na?

Copy Buhari's policies into the US to prove to us that they are bold. Otherwise, park well.

MadCow1:
Edo State and Lagos State belongs to the APC..



Even if Jesus were the PDP candidate in Edo, he still cannot win the election.

Just like even Muhammad will be a complete loser if he even attempt it on the platform of APC.

quinnjay:
Eeh ya. This geh go hear am for naija especially nairaland o. Lol. Sexy babe tho. I like what I'm seeing. Hehehe

See woman dey like wetin she see o......

Wetin u dey see

Work harder..... Its possible.

And in fact, this ETHNOPHOBIA is worse in Isoko North and South, particularly in my village.

coca cola now will be like: our product is a good therapy for body weakness and subsequent collapse[b][/b]

Sirbun:
0ver 80 percent of bokoharam victims are northern Christians

80%? What's your source?
I thought killing is a grave sin in Christianity, but encouraged in Islam? In fact, you need the medal of killing before you could redeemed your "72 virgins with standing breasts".

Are you now saying the northern Christians are now overtaking what's the exclusive reserve of the Muslims?

How many amazing guys have she turned down?

Abi she wan tell us say no man/guy don ever approach am? Abi the first thing to say na "would you marry me?"? All the people wey dey shine her Congo, shebi she never see any one wey she go magnet? She think say anybody go go for rotten poonanie?

What makes he feel like men will stop whatever they are doing just to stare at her?

BTW...I don't even know her as an actress. Maybe she dey act one unknown drama for one village sha.

cynthia123:
Civil society groups and NGOs this is where you are needed o.

A stitch in time saves nine.

The replies from the girls shows that she is a superheroine in sex.

Therefore, there's no proof that she's abused.

Icecomrade:

Haven't you heard

Great leaders read books.

It doesn't matter who wrote only if Buhari had dedicated more time to reading books like other world leaders, he could have spotted Quotes in his speech made by past leaders. He chose to spend more time with cows. And people expect him not to act like cows that moves any direction they are pushed.

oyinkinola:
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Mr. Attah Esa is responsible and won't go score-free!

Is it not shameful that your client (Mr Buhari) will not look at what he is presenting until the time of presentation?
Is it not thoughtless of him that someone will tell him the things to say?

Question: Who is a zombie?
Answer: Zombie is anyone who works according to the dictates of another when in fact he has the choice and right of working according to his/her personal dictates. A good example is Buhari, who work based on the dictates of Mamman Daura or Esa Attah.
Other examples are his multitudinous unwitting loyalists.

nmreports:
For me, there isnt any law that says women should not head a chuch in the new testament.

Simple as ABC. No point quoting scriptures.

Maybe you have to read these, and then tell me whether it is in the new testament or not:

Timothy 2:11-15
A woman should learn in quietness and full submission. I do not permit a woman to teach or to assume authority over a man; she must be quiet. For Adam was formed first, then Eve. And Adam was not the one deceived; it was the woman who was deceived and became a sinner. But women will be saved through childbearing—if
they continue in faith, love and holiness with propriety.

1 Corinthians 14:34-35 KJV
Let your women keep silence in the churches: for it is not permitted unto them to speak; but they are commanded to be under obedience, as also saith the law. [35] And if they will learn any thing, let them ask their husbands at home: for it is a shame for women to speak in the church.

Except if you want to go to war with the Bible, I think this is also as simple as ABC.

neocortex:
So much hate for women from a supposedly loving "god".

Is this not another proof that the "god" concept is as misogynistic as the society
that invented it ?

It is not hatred. U get it wrong.
Rather, it is because a woman was created as a help, and not as a lord. Just check out from the book of Genesis for yourself.

The purpose of creating a woman never included leading, and that's why most women given the responsibility of leading fail. That responsibility is solely for the man. Whereas women's responsibility is that of an helper.

#JustTooSimpliflied

raphieMontella:
34 the women should keep quiet in the meetings. They
are not allowed to speak; as the Jewish Law says,
they must not be in charge. 35 If they want to find out about something, they should ask their
husbands at home. It is a disgraceful thing for a
woman to speak in a church meeting

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you didnt finish it sire

Kai....i really love the ending part of it. IT IS A DISGRACEFUL THING FOR A WOMAN TO SPEAK IN A CHURCH MEETING! Gbam!!!

It is not about other places. Women may claim gender equality elsewhere, but not on the pulpit! That is solely reserved for men. They MUST NOT SPEAK IN THE CHURCH!!!!

When Nigerians depend on fuelwood?

When most Nigerian cities are clogged by automobiles?

When mobility in Nigeria is characterised by car dependence?

When we can't deal with issues of temporal flooding occasioned by heavy downpour?

When deforestation is on the increase?

When urbanisation is uncontrolled?

When population is skyrocketing daily?
And so on........


#Buhari is just deceiving himself. Nigeria can in no way control climate change...so, no need for the pact he is signing.

I am #AntiHomo full time

I can't forgo poonanie for anything...


Lolzzz

I hope say e go fit use am call God, or even Satan.

Where are the Buhari-brainwashed nairalanders na?

Berbierklaus:
That was How one nairaland guy was begging for sex o,infact I can see him on this thread


This same guy will not hesitate to post Unclad pictures of her or shame her if she had agreed to have sex with him.
Nigerian men and double standard.....smh

Boys and sex

No be fine person dem dey beg for sex? U wey meat no dey....shey the person thing no go dey hit wall?

That's for you just to mind the way you generalise accusations on men. BTW, your paternal parent is a man. Indirectly, you've insulted that man.

Your brain should be made to function.

#UseYourBrain

Romans
Roman 14:4 KJV
Who art thou that judgest another man's servant? to his own master he standeth or falleth. Yea, he shall be holden up: for God is able to make him stand.

Someone else was once sentenced to death because he cursed the LORD'S ANOINTED (1Samuel 19:21). Be careful the way you speak about this man. Let God alone handle his case as the supreme judge.

Don't draw the wrath of God upon yourself. Several Bible portions speaks against speaking foul of the Lord's anointed. U are not allowed to fight them with your mouth or fist: it's dangerous.

If you love God, then you need to hate going against his injunctions.

Let the Master of this Pastor alone be the Judge.

Note: I am a nondenominational Christian. Am not speaking because I am his Church member.