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Nairaland GeneralRe: Snake Kills A Man In Amoyo, Kwara State (Photo) by Kaslino(m): 10:18am On Apr 29, 2017
izzou:
This thread won't get to front page

Am very confident of that

cool
Man dem just dey kill snake anyhow,yet Lala put am for FP.Now,unfortunately,dem snakes don draw one cut,u expect say Lala no go put am?
Dis tin fit dey FP reach 2moro sef.
CelebritiesRe: I Want To Go With Bally To A Vacation, Bisola Says In First Interview by Kaslino(m): 5:47pm On Apr 11, 2017
This is not to hold brief for Bisola but To all who condemned Bisola without properly reading the body of the post,all in a bid to make FTC,i do hope you experience Harsh judgement without a chance to defend yourself.Even if she has the worst personality worthy of judgement,you all have proven yourselves unfit to be judges over her or anybody for that matter.Rather,you've just shown how much of a cyberbully you are.All these unsavoury names and insults for just one person who has not offended u in any way,yet you caution Tonto and Tiwa over what they said about their husbands,forgetting that the internet never forgets,and one day,Bisola's daughter would be old enough to use a phone,access the internet(Maybe even join this forum) to read up what has been said about her mum.How do you expect her to feel seein how her mum has been 'roasted' here by the 'Saints' here and an OP desperate for a 'big-break' as a blogger,DELIBRATELY quotes her out of context just to get views and make FP.
Let he who is without sin cast the first stone.
And to CEOJAMIENAIJA,let your conscience be the judge.Enjoy all the posts and comments you can get here,cos you kow no one is going to click that link to your blog.
CelebritiesRe: Cossy Orijakor Reacts To Shan George's Question On Sex With A Pastor by Kaslino(m): 4:52pm On Apr 11, 2017
Tallesty1:
Can anything good come out of Cossy?
I used to harbour such hopes but with this comment,hmm...I don't know if such hopes still remain.I might see o! If i try harder but 4 now,i cant say.
TravelRe: Creepy Abandoned Places In Nigeria & Around The World: Stories Behind Them by Kaslino(m): 1:10pm On Apr 11, 2017
Folksyharry:
Thanks. I just took the words literally the moment I saw collapse
You're welcome Bro.'Based On Logistics',no one is above mistakes.
TravelRe: Creepy Abandoned Places In Nigeria & Around The World: Stories Behind Them by Kaslino(m): 11:29am On Apr 11, 2017
Folksyharry:
If it's Nigeria people will still live there o. They will not mind building collapse. People live in wooden houses in the creeks so this one will be like living in a GRA.
i think abandonment wasn't due to any structural defect but due to the world recession of that year.
Car TalkRe: Funny Pictures You Can Relate To When You Buy A Car On Budget by Kaslino(m): 10:37pm On Apr 10, 2017
nurey:
13. your first accident
That one na 'real gobe', Mogbe Mo ku Mo'daran
CelebritiesRe: Peter Okoye, P'square's First SUVs (Throwback Photo) by Kaslino(m): 9:31pm On Apr 08, 2017
symbianDON:
so their first SUVs were a hummer and a landcruiser? nawa o!
Nope Don.The Sequoia was a gift from Marketer,TJOE after selling out 'Get Squared' Album.The Hummer was after 'Game Over' album.
Thanks.
#JustALoyalPsquareFan
LiteratureRe: NAME the Nairalanders writers And Their Stories That Made U Read All Night by Kaslino(m): 12:17pm On Apr 08, 2017
lgboks:
moneysoldier = confessions of a rugged and raw naija boy
Moneysoldier = confessions of a rugged and raw naija boy (lost in absu)
Haven't read a story that touched me like this since then cry
that story has a simple lesson
-Shun Cultism at all costs
-Not everything is worth fighting for.Walking away sometimes is better than fighting.Its not cowardice,just a show of maturity.
LiteratureRe: NAME the Nairalanders writers And Their Stories That Made U Read All Night by Kaslino(m): 12:10pm On Apr 08, 2017
An Evening With Eva - Kayemjay(The First story i ever read on NL,took me abt 2months in 2013)
There and back on time - Zubby77
All in a Circle-D9ty
Adanna(The series) and The Carpenter,Witch and Mirror by Ozila
All Flow1759's hilarious tales
MaziOmenuko's NYSC tales
MoneySoldier's Cultist tales were insightful,thought-provoking and left me with valuable life lessons.
TheRock555
the Cartel- Nitefury(Pains me he didn't complete d oda cult story due to plagiarism here)
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CelebritiesRe: Olakunle Churchill Admires Rosaline Meurer's Photo by Kaslino(m): 11:57am On Apr 08, 2017
Not his own comment o! He just liked another person's comment on a pic...and some people are purging over it.So what if she is at the centre of the scandal in his marriage? Even if he sacked her,it still wouldn't satisfy people like TunezTV.
Car TalkRe: All New Infiniti QX80 SUV Revealed Ahead Of New York Auto Show. by Kaslino(m):
Nice concept.I give it two weeks after its launch,it will be in lagos.

E-Money and Churchill already placing orders d same way dem take rush 2016 Lexus LX 570.

So after 3years,3months and 6days of active membership,i am happy to be formally inducted into the League of FTC.Special thanks go to:
Grand Patron,CEO,DG,IG and Grand Commander in Chief of the Nairaland forces,Chief 'Zanzan' of Nigeria,Oga Seun Osewa.Thank u 4 dis initiative.
The Patron,Car talk section,AutoJoshNG.Baba,keep up the good work.
To the 5 NLders who liked my comment,Triple tuaile to all of you.
Not forgetting my able mods esp. Lala nd Fynestboi
And all NLders who have liked and shared my previous comments.May our data be doubled and our service be strong.

*Oya,make i face my book.Cons Law exam 4 OAU 2day o strong pass d bread and watery beans i wan chop*

zooms off in my 2018 Infiniti QX80
Car TalkRe: This Rolls-royce Ghost Has 1,000 Crushed Diamonds In Its Paint (photos) by Kaslino(m): 10:12am On Mar 16, 2017
HungerBAD:
1000 crushed diamonds?

Like them gather 1000 diamonds, come crush them use put for car paint paint the motor?true true diamonds bros?I swear to God,this should be a crime against humanity.

So,if I succeed thief one of the motor doors,I don make am for life be that? not trying to run away with the car,just one door.
dem go catch you if you thief the door. Just remove the fuel tank cover only when the motor land for Apapa Wharf. That one sef don do.The door go heavy you carry.
RomanceRe: Woman Pours Hot Water On Neighbour's Manhood For Refusing To Sleep With Her (pic by Kaslino(m): 9:34pm On Mar 08, 2017
dessz:
god,hot water for that place....udonmeanit.
that is the last place u want to get hit.I remember the day I was playing ball my friend mistakenly kick me with boot for that place...I be like person wey climax...."oh oh,.. oh god,-father lord.ah uhhhhhh Jesus ...save me..uhh.MOMMYYY...yeyyyyy." I still feel the pain as am typing...>:-(
guy,i must say comments like yours is why i cant stop coming to NL at the end of each day.It gave me a good laugh
RomanceRe: Singer Muma Gee Opens Up Over Broken Marriage - I Was A Housewife For 6yrs by Kaslino(m): 11:43pm On Feb 25, 2017
Full Housewife for 6yrs who contested primaries for House of Reps abi...It seems she and Tonto have given a new definition to the word 'Wailers'
Car TalkRe: Ored BMW 760li : The Official "Beast" Car Of Lagos State Governor by Kaslino(m): 9:15am On Feb 20, 2017
Ambo's Official Beast is a Range Rover Sentinel,All-Black with a White Roof.Besides,how do we know if its the exact 760Li,a car so rare even eBay couldn't list an unarmoured version for years? A closer view of the plate would do better.
Car TalkRe: Please Help Me Choose Btw C350 2009 And Toyota Venza 2009 by Kaslino(m): 2:49am On Feb 04, 2017
Huge Benz fan here but the Venza is the real upgrade...unless the comparison is with an E350 2010 upwards....
Car TalkRe: OMG!! See The Price List Of Brand New Toyota Cars. by Kaslino(m): 2:20pm On Jan 27, 2017
UDONMEANIT!
RomanceRe: Two Celibate Lawyers Kiss On Their Wedding Day. PICS by Kaslino(m): 8:30pm On Jan 22, 2017
That is the kind of kiss they call ''Paid in full''
Car TalkRe: 2018 Lexus LS500 – The Reborn Of A Flagship. by Kaslino(m): 11:43pm On Jan 10, 2017
Originalsly:
Lexus LS was the one that dethroned Mercedes and made Mercedes go back to the drawing board. Since then to today.... Lexus beats Mercedes in reliability and holds its value wayyy longer than a Mercedes. No doubt... this new one is going to be a hot seller.... what I don't like about it is the front.... that's for parking in garages only. On street parking with no bumper?...I can see that grill getting wrecked...again and again! Nice car.
i agree wit yu on d front.Dt grille doesnt look street enough to handle somewhere like surulere,esp.now that it is inches lower than d previous year's model.This is where i think a Merc would outshine it.All the same,kudos to Toyota for developing such a luxury brand as d lexus
Car TalkRe: 2018 Lexus LS500 – The Reborn Of A Flagship. by Kaslino(m): 11:41pm On Jan 10, 2017
Originalsly:
Lexus LS was the one that dethroned Mercedes and made Mercedes go back to the drawing board. Since then to today.... Lexus beats Mercedes in reliability and holds its value way longer than a Mercedes. No doubt... this new one is going to be a hot seller.... what I don't like about it is the front.... that's for parking in garages only. On street parking with no bumper?...I can see that grill getting wrecked...again and again! Nice car.
i agree wit yu on d front.Dt grille doesnt look street enough to handle somewhere like surulere,esp.now that it is inches lower than d previous year's model.This is where i think a Merc would outshine it.All the same,kudos to Toyota for developing such a luxury brand as d lexus
FoodRe: Worst Things Seen While Cooking. by Kaslino(m): 7:48pm On Jan 10, 2017
RichieDaVinci01:
My GODD... I trust sey u go juz sieve am
I first throway am.till dt garri finish,na thorough scanning i dey give am.I no see sieve borrow if not i for sieve am
Car TalkRe: The 2018 Toyota Camry - Be The First To See These Photos by Kaslino(m): 6:56pm On Jan 10, 2017
The front is above average.Its selling points are its rear lights,the black roof which beautifully contrasts with the white body colour and most especially,the dashboard and interior.If they can put in headrest DVD screens of 10 inches,that car would defeat any lexus sedan for this year
Car TalkRe: 2018 Lexus LS500 – The Reborn Of A Flagship. by Kaslino(m): 6:51pm On Jan 10, 2017
kingreign:
I have a dream, that someday, Nigerian presidents official car shall be the Lexus LS cool
As long as the Mercedes S Class is still in production,that dream will never materialise.The S Benz was unveiled in 1990 as a contender to the LS which was the def. Of luxury then.27 yrs after,we know who is winning.The S class was even able to dust it within a decade of production.
I must say,truthfully,that this car would have been my pick for a luxury sedan,dusting the avalon and ES models...if not for the IS 250 which to me is a combo of executive comfort,sportiness and luxury.Nevertheless,its a worthy pick any day,any time
EducationRe: The 500L Missing OAU Student Has Been Found (picture) by Kaslino(m): 6:33pm On Jan 10, 2017
bluejean:
Wch z wat u r doing
Spot on.85% of commenters have labelled her as loose and wayward without hearing from her.Yet they try to justify it with not judging a book by its cover.Guilty until proven innocent.. .that's if they'll allow her prove it
FoodRe: Worst Things Seen While Cooking. by Kaslino(m): 5:34pm On Jan 10, 2017
RichieDaVinci01:
Rat shits in my last garri

Was pained
Baba,i feel ur pain.I discovered mine afta takin 2 spoons of garri b4 it floated 2 d surface
CelebritiesRe: Davido Acquires Brand New “mercedes Benz ML 350 2017 Model Worth ₦90M by Kaslino(m): 10:37pm On Jan 09, 2017
ufuosman:
I know, BT e just buy range rover 80millions for him self last week na 90millions.. Guy wise up.

dats wot e nid,no shaking.
as 4 d range,i strongly bliv its a body wrap frm sky blue 2 white.remember he bought dat same model in 2014 but sky blue.Nothin different frm d former-same roof nd same interior colour.Ask AutoJosh and go thru pages like khaz customs on IG to see what m sayin nd u'll dismiss all d cash nd background he was flauntin wit dt car
as 4 dis benz,well,time will tell
Car TalkRe: 5 Crazy Copycat Cars At A Chinese Auto Show by Kaslino(m): 10:23am On Jan 06, 2017
The Audi clone looks like a twin.The Macan clone i dare say,looks better than the real Macan.The Liberty clone is finer and the BMW X1 is quite a fitting substitute.But for that clone G-Wag...hmmmmm! That left a terrible taste in my mouth.
Car TalkRe: 10 Amazing Facts About Mercedes You Should Know by Kaslino(m): 9:51am On Jan 05, 2017
I've already told myself this-I MUST own that W140 S Class Benz '96 model popularly called 'The Beast' or 'Concorde' by some Igbos.Either the Saloon or Convertible,but i must own it.The E-Class remains my all time favourite but that S-Benz sets me on fire everytime.
Car TalkRe: Top 10 Cars Built For Nigerian Roads by Kaslino(m): 7:16am On Nov 01, 2016
perfectwazobia1:
On the Murano grin grin, don't rejoice over them but na Yahoo boys buy am pass then lipsrsealed
I tell you,out of every 4 jeeps looking dusty and abandoned by the roadside in Gbagada and Bariga,one Murano must represent.Its repairs look as if they had to buy everything under the bonnet.While travelling in 2011,a guy had to beg a mechanic to disconnect his AC pipe and direct it to his engine(is that even possible) cos his fans had stopped working.Even the one who was cruising it in my villa has parked it there and covered it with tarpulin.
The one wey tire me pass is when a Nairalander created a post asking if he should accept a gift of a Murano. I was like 'is that the reason why he should create a thread?' But when i remembered how many people have created Threads on Murano and asked Gazzuzz for advice,i knew it was a wise decision. Even the yahoo boys would think twice when offered a Murano,even with 20% off the mkt price
Car TalkRe: Top 10 Cars Built For Nigerian Roads by Kaslino(m): 3:40am On Oct 28, 2016
How come Sienna (98-03) is not in the list? OP,reconsider o! All these 12million wey u dey call no fit outlast our normal 98-07 models.Even some 04 models na wash.V-Boot till today fit still run Lagos - Umuahia but fear of the unknown no go allow u carry american spec wey no be toyota pass Ore.If u doubt me,ask our brothers wey buy American spec Murano how far

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