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see dem bad belle pple,

pepepeye bite all of una ynashes, nansense

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@ Mrs Chima

i no say  na this kind thing dey sweet mama Chima,

to send man pikin to prison weda e do gud or not

U should av seen Ekaete's bosom damit ,  as succulent as baby ynash, 

y wouldnt he succumb to the temptation to touch, ?

y would she be stingy with it,  such eye popping thin

what kind of monopolization is that eh?

look ,when i become a member of the Federal parliament come
2015, i shall pass a law liberalizing all bosoms, after all,
what are they meant for, if not for handling?, 

Meanwhile, heading to Lagos to appeal the accused  stringent bail conditions
& subsequent reminder at KIRIRI  on the ground that

the fundamental human right of the accused to express
his sex.ual urges has been violated.  


That the invitation from the indecently clad  bosom begging to be handle,
does not require another invitation from the woman's mouth as both the
"mouth" & "bosom" are separate entities & as such,should be regarded.



That the  accused have not been given a fair & balance hearing since the presiding
judge is a (Mrs Chima), & since we are talking about a woman's succulent bosom here,she
has NO jurisdiction what so ever  to entertain such matter,and therefore an abuse
of court process.

I urge the court to effect the immediate dismissal of the case & the acquittal of the accused.

just finished gulping a combination of Ginseng coffee & Red yeast coffee, all edmark products,

Spiritual things and Godly wisdom is percieved as foolishness unto men, while The highest level of man's Wisdom IS complete foolishness before GOD!
Op perhaps u pride yrself of being very intelligent and believe no one else has ever reasoned this way. U R so wrong!
Until a man becomes a child in his thinking b4 God, he cant be taught by the spirit. Mind u many of us on this site have attained d highest levels of worldly knowledge & reasoning b4 we realised & submitted to the greater Truth -Jesus!

If God is also adjudged  to be a father, then there's a son(s) we,

A son (we) does not understand, it will be foolishness on his part not  to pose or ask his father
questions to enable him seek clarification over issues he do not understand


The poster is asking practical, reasonable & wise questions even if silly which i think not, tell me,  why would God
as a father or if we claim him as a father adjudged him  foolish?

Did Jesus condemned Thomas for requesting for physical evidence that he was alive? the onus was on Christ to present him with
overwhelming evidence which he did. was he adjudged foolish?, He was damn right practical,

I would rather be a doubting Thomas, until otherwise,

@ Siena

Posted by: Siena
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Wow. I thought the death penalty had been abolished in Nigeria.

I don't support it. Supposing it later transpires an executed person was innocent? This has happened in the past in Britain, the United States and some other countries I don't recall right now. An executed person can't be brought back to life. On the other hand, a wrongfully jailed person can regain their freedom, and receive compensation.

Death by hanging is also barbaric.

it is rarely rare to find case where the innocents are executed judicially .  in fact it is almost a myth can u convincingly with
enough  evidence beyond reasonable doubt sight such cases?

u said dead by hanging barbaric? what would u term the crime that brought about the hanging,
bia bros dont let me waffle foul smelling farts on u oo,

le me b irritating & perharps black mail u a bit if that would nail home d koko of the kasala.

assuming, tufiakwa, God forbid bad thing ,  Mbanu,
Assuming i =A*S*S R.*A**P*ED (d devil & all his demons re lier ) a seven yrs old girl, she dies. who happened to be
a relation of yours, & am caught,  as a deter ant to those who would want to  do like wise
what form of  purnishement would you advocate or suggest to d court? life or death ?

for me, if i live in a place china, & i know that stealing public funds or doing  drugs would result to my hanging, i wont do the crime, cos
the dealth penalty is the ultimate deter ant

but if i live in nigeria, where i would receive a friendly pat on d back
i would be a BANK-OLE, an IBB, OBJ, ATIKU, TINUBU,  & CO,  cos harsh deterant almost do not exist even if they
do exist,  its application is nothing to write home about hence crime strives.

what a set of dislocated toes, ! see ugly an gu lo attached on them. dam.n.

why would u want to gorimapa your legs, u go catch legs bumbs oo

what a "beautiful & pretty" old young man

all d ladies dem are feeling Ho.r.n.y!

*cough*

The jury is out,

Though am not a Uk resident but that notwithstanding,

*clears throat while adjusting ma bow tie*

I hereby unequivocally declare, by the authority vested
in me by the Nairaland parliament,

That you (Mrs.  Bimbo Ayelabola & Co) now at  large in Nairaland
Have fraudulently defrauded me of My NHS benefits that would have
accrued to me when & if eventually, I become a UK citizen

How do ya all plead?

She had intent to defraud/manipulate the system, & knows there will be hesitation from those applying the rules & regulations, when babies are involved, emotional crime, she has succeed in blackmailing the regulators of the British NHS,any action by the NHS people against may be construed
inhuman.

people will support or give credence to corrupt act, especially when their very own are involved. pathetic!

Am feeling indian rite now!


haven tired my self listening to western music,

shifted my focus to listening

rite now to indian pop music, indian blues,

damn!and am enjoying it though i av no idea about their language, but music

is a universal langauge, when the instruments of music are brought together to
create harmony, the soul is happy.

u may want to try some , veronica- rush, Amar-show it off,
sounds of sophie, soulful voice, bewefaai ka Alaam, Woh Chandni raatein,

@ http://www.songs.pk/veronica_rush.html , http://www.songs.pk/woh_chandni_raatein.html
http://www.songs.pk/show_it_off_amar.html,http://www.songs.pk/show_it_off_amar.html,
http://www.songs.pk/someone_somewhere.html,http://www.songs.pk/soulful_voice_k_k.html,
http://www.songs.pk/sound_of_sophie.html

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http://www.saharareporters.com/news-page/seun-noibi-chicago-based-jetliner-stowaway-has-twisted-story

I don't think the story have in anyway dented your image. image?

mere reading the article will show it has nothing to do with you.

me think u shouldnt even bother going legal on it.

perharps you may wish to write sahara to  publish your concerns.

it should not be a quarrel with them as indicated on your"

On Sahalareporters' Wicked Attempt To Tarnish My Image

they did not quarrel with you in the article,  when u do not hold the title of "Are Ona Kakanfo of yoruba land, why do u want to beat
your flat hairless chest?  

or some reason best known to him, the young man tagged me as ‘cofounder’
of his ‘company’ on Facebook. And his company name was automatically added
to the info page of my Facebook profile. I didn't see it until my Facebook
profile data and pictures were splashed all over the infamous 'news' site.

When SahalaReporters contacted me at 6pm that day, I did not know about
the Facebook tag. In their email, they said he claimed I was his cofounder,
but didn't tell me where he made the claim or about the tag on my profile.

I hastily composed a reply to deny my involvement in any business dealings
with him, but later when I calmed down, I decided not to send it, because
I was afraid that SahalaReporters would find a way to twist my statement.

I did not realize that they didn't require a reply from me to do damage.

The next day, they posted my Facebook pictures alongside his pictures,
as if we were accomplices or something. They did not post pictures of
his family, classmates, friends, etc. They were not even mentioned

U re not a groundnut seller on the street. u re a owner of a popular  online forum,
suddenly ur name popped up on the facebook profile of a person that was being investigated,
what exactly did u expect? reading the article by Sahara reporter, they never alluded that u were a criminal or had
any thing criminal to do with the guy in question, '' after all una share d same name "seun" aside the fact that
he taged you on his profile, & sahara only stated what  the boy claimed,

Born in Ames, Iowa, Noibi claimed to have co-founded ‘Unleash Nigeria’ with his namesake, Seun Osewa, the founder of the popular Nigerian forum Nairaland.com. He told investigators that he has an office in the Southwest Side of Chicago. SaharaReporters contacted Mr. Osewa via email to ask about  their relationship but he did not respond to our requests.

its was only a claim which was subject to verification which your letter if sent would have put to rest.

perhaps the mistake u made was hesitating in sending the said reply  u hastily composed
irrespective of what you thought Sahara reporter might do with it, that might
have gone a long way in changing the out look of the story before publishing.

too mush of western musik don tire me oo

listensin to some indian pop & remix rit now(veronica rush)-www.songs.pk, oh my oh my,  wht av i b missin?

though dont understand their language, but musik is a universal language.

when d instruments of music are brought together to create harmony, the soul is happy!

when an american soldier is posted to Iraqi or Afghanistan, He is proud of serving UNCLE SAM!

My  friend, how dare u complain of your deployment? dont be a wussy, if na hausa punny now
u go hungrily nack, go serve for borno haram u dey fumble, u be confirm muntulla.Nansense!

na mammy water spirit b tht oo!

all u need is do urgent castin & bannin,

u need to go ASAP to MFM so tht by fire by thunder go dry d urine
for their urinary track 4 nite,

who u quarelin wit, **sniff* u on weed?

Posted by: Mrs.Chima
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The term "choking" me applies when a person is domineering and possessive. You may not be ready for the commitment but you are eating your cake as well which is confusing her.

If you are not willing to be with her 100% then you need to let her go so another man can appreciate her. You are being selfish and she is fed up with it.

Act fast before it too late.

AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Mama Chima is born again!


at least a little about sound today!, am happy 4 u ooo!

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And in such situation the man should only return d love by Panel beating her!

@ Euromilion

man when shall we stop celebrating bad news.

EWWW - That's gross

what is bad about d news?

depositing about 1.7m tonnes of open faeces annually

DAMN! need we continue to import fertilizers?

common lets make money, this na confirm tourist attraction* open viewing of black man faeces* @ $190  per 30sec

Mere looking at it should be consider a threat to life, Damn, its frighteningly awesome!

Omo see luxury,

  are u sure this thing fit swim long distance or is just 4 d show?

*heading to ASO rock to market this "wonder" to Uncle Lucky*

@ NAYA

Respect ( be very discret and take care of your family)
Protection from intimate diseases ( and I can give him some condoms)
NONE child outside

Don't get me wrong ladies I am not saying we have to accept this, or pushing them to another women's arms but we ladies have to have a mature behaviour so that you can avoid some surprises even though being cheating is still very hurtful

huh, gud enough, thanks 4 d license to ,

out right crass &
band wagon hatred 4 anything called "north" in nigeria, . "  nonsense

do any one have a clear picture of what  the PIB is all about?

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