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rapmike:
So?
Kmj feeling fly after one update...... Thanks BUT E NO DO ME

Feel fly keh? Dem no born me well to feel fly. Una comments never belleful me nah. I know I have to put in A LOT OF EFFORT, if I want to even smell the fanbase level I had before. I am gonna do my best, insha alla.

So helep me jesu.

Ogun ye!

kingphilip:
wow kmj tnx for dropping by can't wait for the nxt update

Thanks bro. Hopefully today. Typing as we speak.

aao:
I knew my mat had a good purpose, sorry I dozed off. Thank you KMJ

No sir. Thank YOU bro for hanging in there and reading.

Fixgoo:
You be baba. you fit help me dey review ma Money doubler spy thriller story? . me wan still be as good as you... if dat us possible.

Not a problem bro. Let's talk in camera. PM me pls.

Thanks for your comments and concerns guys. I think I should be doing hourly updates of my situation o. Lol.

Travelled on friday to IB for my best friend's introduction ceremony which held on saturday. Left Ibadan on Sunday, got home @ 8pm. Monday I went to Ikorodu to spend the holidays with my family. Wednesday I am back at work. I managed to type three pages and its not where I want it to be yet.

Current situation.
Sneaked out of the office. Got home and realized all my shirts were unwashed. Took out about 6 and soaked them. Added 4 boxer shorts. While waiting for that, I quickly dashed to the barber shop. I look like a mess, plus I'm going to see my boo tomorrow in her school. So I shld represent.
On my way from work my shoe had an accident, so I took it along as I went to the barber's. Dropped the shoe @ d cobbler's and I'm currently typing from the barber shop with my fone.

When I leave here, will go with my keg to get fuel, collect my shoes and then head home. I will do super ultimate fast washing on the shirts so I can have some time to @ least type the update to a reasonable suspense point.

My friends, fans, do u see how my day is looking like?

I'm on the third MsWord page as we speak. I intend to send in 5pages.

Choi! I don die today.

Good Morning bros-es

Make una no vex please. I still dey type. Una thank you.

@pinkypetite, please forgive me honey. I apologise for lashing out. I guess it's just transfer of aggression. Please don't go back to ghost mode. You know I love you.

@ice1234, I'm not arrogant. And people who know me, know I don't treat people badly. No vex bro.

@Mrniceguy5, I'm glad u found interesting stories to occupy your time. I really can not compel u to follow TCA. But I can tell you that you won't be disappointed if you hang in there just a lil while longer.

@kingzpen and smallpenis, thanks so much for the kind words.

Still I write.

pinkiepetite:
too many promises instead use d word 'TRY'

Excuse me ma. Did u miss the part where I said I have already begun typing? You are the least person I expect to make such a comment.

No wahala sha.

If this month pass, and I no finish this story make everybody unfollow me.

Ladies, gentlemen, and the not so gentle ones. Lol.

I apologise for my long absence. I made a promise that this story ends this month, and I will keep it.

I have already begun typing.

See you guys really soon.

Thank you.

Divepen post=/post/26826752:
Kayemjay...will you be chanced to drop your write up tommorow...

Yes I will be.

Time please.

Divepen,

I have not been rescheduled. I was offline for most part of yesterday so I could not deliver my class. Please is there anything you can do?

Thank thee.

Good afternoon all.

I'm delighted @ this opportunity to share some of my knowledge and also to learn from others, including you. Yes you reading this.

Unfortunately, I would not be able to make the 2pm time as scheduled. Please I crave your indulgence to reschedule me.

I would have chosen 8pm but I do not know if it would be a good time taking into cognizance, the champions league matches, lol. If that's not feasible, I don't mind same time tomorrow, if that's okay.

Please accept my apologies.

Oga Divepen, pls revert.

Thank you.

I really apologize.

E ma binu.

I will finish this story in October. It has dragged long enough.

Thanks guys.

This is good!

Really good. Pls keep it up. Won't ruin this story by giving any critique.

The sky is your beginning bro. You have a fan in me.

SPSpecial: Love this. U are cool.
Am i right on this.
Kayemjay - Kayode Emmanuel Jaiye
Dat is to say........ u knw wat i mean. lol

Naaah. Kayemjay = KAY-EM-JAY = K-M-J = Kevin - Monday -John

Please guys, dont chew me raw.

My Boss has just dumped huge work on my table. Can I update tomorrow please?

Thank you.

SMALLPENIS: after running through your profile's algorithm on my NotePadX and spying on all related documents,I have come to conclude and find out that she is no one but....
Lucioustrish ,Mr Kevin John
I go good to act James part

Lol. You try. Try harder.

Toeyean1507: My own question is........................................................ Awayu 2dae?

Lol. My own answer is, I am fine and preparing to type tonight's updates.

KingzPen: I love your way of writing but to be candid, you write to impress not to improve... You kinda tell more rather than show in your writing, which is kinda weak to me for someone reading from Grisham.

One Love Boss...

Lol. Nice combo jab there. No need to banter words bro. Do finish your story and then, we can compare notes. And while you are it, could you take a little time from your very busy schedule and scrutinize AEWE and TCA? See if there were any improvements. Thanks for following though. Really appreciate it.

The Q & A session is officially declared close.

I hope I satisfied every question that was asked. Now, I wanna take time out to cool off my brain and come up with an update for tonight.

See you guys later in the day.

KingzPen: Perfectly agree... I'm so in... Infact, started before this challenge, 'On The Run', my current story... Check it out at your leisure... Gonna obey your rules hence this moment... Bet amma stun you so completely...
*smiles*

Checked your thread out. Very good job I must say. I am impressed. Saw some stuff you probably borrowed from me but it is fine. Work on your narratives, and try and be a little bit more real to life. One very important secret: Don't rush your narratives nor dwell so much on them. It has to be perfect. Lemme spoil your mood small: I rushed through your 4 pages in about 5 minutes. I could not really read the narratives but went straight to the dialogue. Work on that.

Great Dialogue though, very good dialogue. Plus, I really could not understand the plot of your story sha o. Maybe with time.

You have got some way to go, but it is not impossible to bench me. Please try and stun me. Well done.

KingzPen: Loooool... With my lil knowledge in writing, I dare to challenge you... Challenge you in any genre of writing... Should Be Fun...

Thanks bro for the challenge. I really appreciate. The rules:

1. It must be a crime, thriller, action story. I can allow you do adventure/fantasy e.g Royver's genre. (Othe genres are not tasking enough)
2. It must have no semblance to any of my stories or any other in this section
3. It must have more content than mine.
4. You must update regularly and deliver quality content.
5. It must garner plenty followers and fan base such that when you dont post they will chew you like they always chew me.

Hope you agree sir?

rapmike: How many writers ( On NL) works have you read and who are your favourite writers on NL?
ARE YOU THE FIRST CHILD OR THE LAST CHILD? WHAT NUMBER DO YOU CARRY IN YOUR FAMILY?

Everyone is unique. I absolutely appreciate all the writers here. As a general rule, I DON'T READ any writer's work on NL Literature section because I do not want to be influenced by their content. As in, so that what I read doesn't make up what I write. But I know I should begin reading some. I love flow1759's work. Also Innosenduatall and DrNuell. Also read Onihaxy's stories. I know they are sexuality stories. I will try and read up. Asides from frank3:16, I am looking for someone to challenge me.

My favorite writer is the legend, pdude.

We are just two in my family. Me and my lil sister. She is 23.

SPSpecial: Nice one kmj.

My questions are...

#1 What is your favourite colour?
#2 What is your favourite food?
#3 Which books/novels have you read and their author
#4 Who is your best writer ?
#5 Since you were fully bred in lag, can you speak Yoruba?
#6 When God bless you and you become very rich n popular. How will you use it to make impact in the lives of Nigerians?
#7 Will you write another action story after TCA?

#1 Any color goes. I am weird like that. But I am more taken by feminine colors. My room is all pink, bedsheet, curtains etc. My living room is horseblood, etc.

#2 I am a junk person. I eat 'swallow' only if I have no choice. I prefer rice any time any day. But whenever I am hungry, I open my fridge and do kellogs. I am a fantastic cook by the way. Akwa Ibom blood.

#3 I have read A LOT of books. I mean A LOT. And I read anything readable, asides politics sha. I see a book, I pick it up, even children books. I owe it to my dad. I started reading James Hadely Chase from when i was 7. He would give it to me, once he was done and I would finish it. We had an intimidating library back then. Books from the ground to the ceiling. My dad was the Chief Accountant of a very popular insurance coy. So he read a lot.

#4 No competition about this. It is JOHN GRISHAM. I looove him. I have read Stephen King, Sydney Sheldon, John Sandford (prey series), Tom Clancy, and a few others but I find myself going back to Grisham. I have 10 of his books and hoping to collect more. I am currently re-reading The Firm.

#5 I dare say i speak AND WRITE yoruba almost better than I do english.

#6 When I become rich and God blesses me, I hope I can make it easier for writers to be acknowledged in Nigeria. Remember that way back it used to be parents pushING their children into football. Then later down the years, they began encouraging their children to go into music. This is because they saw how lucrative these ventures were. I would try and make sure that writing becomes so lucrative that parents begin pushing their children into.

#7 I plan to write another story after TCA. However, I am thinking of a Serial Killer thing and a detective trying to track him down. But, I want to finish my thread on sexuality section first. Maybe sometime in December or in the new year. Will keep you guys posted.

Benjaminbest: Oga kay......are u born again? Apart from writing action/sexiest story do u also write to praise God? Are u aspiring to b a famous author? Are u selfless with things in ur power

Well, I believe in God. And as often as I can, I attend church. However, I do NOT have a denomination and do not believe in any pastor. When I feel like attending church, I go to Daystar.

I have not written any religious book. Maybe in the very far future.

Of course I want to be a very famous author. I know it takes time and effort. But I know I will get there by God's grace.

I am selfish most times, and usually do not do anything if it does not benefit me directly or indirectly. I am trying to curb that too.

donkross1: My question. ........ On a scale of 1-10. ........ how much do you like quashing? #uknowwatimean

Squashing is second nature to me. It is something I do better than writing. So that 1-10 scale no reach o. The scale is 1000000. Lol. I am trying to stop sha.

JigsawKillah: kayemjay just tell me wetin you dey smoke
ma go smoke am too

Lol. I aint encouraging smoking o. Federal Govt. warns that smoking is dangerous to health and smokers are liable to die young. However occasionally (as in once in a very blue moon) I light it up. My brand is SK. If not available, any menthol cig will do. WL, or Donches.