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HealthRe: RIP DJDOLA- We Will Miss You by kayemjay(m): 9:42pm On Nov 14, 2014
Idowuogbo:
***rings bell***

Gbagaun! Gbagaun! Gbagaun!!! O ye legends of the @@$£&% association, alert here ooo....that &#^/& can wait ooo... abeg comot on top am come support your homeboy eeee....please stop over with your donations and prayers.Thanks

Cc
kayemjay
Area mama. I see ya. Kososhi. I actually followed this thread when it was still 3 pages long. I'm praying for him and will drop my widow's mite. He won't die. Amen.
PoliticsRe: The Hard Facts by kayemjay(op): 3:00pm On Nov 13, 2014
MODS, Front page please.

CC: Seun
LiteratureRe: The Complete Assassin by kayemjay(op): 11:14pm On Nov 12, 2014
SPSpecial:
undecided undecided undecided gerraout. mtweeww! I too don tire for una. I only come to the literature section to check on TCA only; maybe it has been updated. All i met was dissappointment.

Prettyspicey is another NL best writer. She try as much as possible to update her 'TAKE ME AS I AM', mostly very early in the morning of mondays, wednesdays n fridays. she is married, working n av her children to look after. If you too can choose just one day or two to do your updates, maybe it will be every mondays n fridays. It would have been better. I wonder what you do during saturdays n sundays, since august.

"I promise to end this story before the end of october, if i dont you people should unfollow me" That was a very convincing one from you, kayemjay. I'v always know REAL MEN to keep to there words, they always claim to be men of their words, they always want to say something and keep to it as MEN. But you,....... GOSH! you dissappointed us.

You said you were tired. That shows you dont have passion for it. If you truly do, you wont be tired, you wont find it very difficult to update no matter what. Let there be CHANGE. Pls try to complete TCA before the middle of this month.
SeunPaul- SP.
I initially wanted to say a lot of stuff. But I changed my mind.

U have a right to your comments and opinions. Thanks for airing them.
LiteratureRe: The Complete Assassin by kayemjay(op): 1:24pm On Nov 12, 2014
kenwins:
Oh my gee!..... You are super duper amazing for that comment, schemot.
@ kayemjay,my twin is right about that. I'm certain that some people are starting to forget d story line. Hurry! So peopl dont run out of patient. Tell u what,even if you aint done writing d final update, why dont you come and reassure your followers?
Thanks a lot.

I deliberately stopped the 'reassurance' because all people want is update update update. I have been undergoing a lot of work, family, and relationship drama. I don't get why I can not be given time to fight my demons and get over them. People seem to forget I am human too.

Anyways, I appreciate the comments and I am doing my best to end TCA once and for all because even me, I am tired.

Thanks guys.
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RomanceRe: Mr Nairaland - December 2014 [Nomination & Verification] by kayemjay(m): 3:55pm On Nov 10, 2014
Too many ugly guys in here mehn. A few that were nominated were so fine they declined. I am even more disgusted at this than the Miss NL contestants.

Lemme just be watching sha.
LiteratureRe: The Complete Assassin by kayemjay(op): 4:46pm On Nov 04, 2014
Hello guys,

Please forgive me. I am so sorry. Work has not been friendly.

I have not abandoned you guys.

Thank you.
LiteratureRe: The Complete Assassin by kayemjay(op): 3:54pm On Oct 31, 2014
Hey guys,

Thank you for the support.

I am typing as we speak. There are two, max three more updates and the story will end. I am doing all I can to update today. But if not, I will do it as soon as I am able. Thank you so much for your patience.

Get ready for the EPISODE FINALE of


[size=14pt]THE COMPLETE ASSASSIN[/size].

Keep it locked.

Still I write.
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LiteratureRe: The Complete Assassin by kayemjay(op): 4:28pm On Oct 28, 2014
Thanks a lot guys.

I appreciate you all a million times over!
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LiteratureRe: The Complete Assassin by kayemjay(op): 12:02pm On Oct 27, 2014
Hello guys,

Good Morning. I got a great gift from Tohero. A world class cover page for my new book, The Hunt.

Thanks Tohero. More grease to your elbow.

Updates today.

Keep it locked.
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LiteratureRe: The Complete Assassin by kayemjay(op): 11:20am On Oct 24, 2014
aao:
Light skinned, muscular body, with a tall frame Sensei Marcus Magnum stood beside the Cadillac. He had a black band covering his left eye.
Im sure he meant this
Thanks my brother.

Corrected.
LiteratureRe: The Complete Assassin by kayemjay(op): 11:20am On Oct 24, 2014
leonard509:
Mehn, no wahala. Oga kayemjay knows exactly what he's doing. Twale baba, can u atleast quote me?


It'll make my day.
As requested bro.

And thanks for pointing out the error. Noted and corrected.
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LiteratureRe: The Complete Assassin by kayemjay(op): 7:27pm On Oct 23, 2014
@manuel80, no vex. Even me sef I no know why I let the guy die. Anyways, update is ready o. Waiting for 8pm.

NOBODY DiED. grin

Hehehehe.

See you guys in a bit.
LiteratureRe: The Complete Assassin by kayemjay(op): 5:39am On Oct 23, 2014
Good Morning guys.

Make una sofry dey threaten me o. I kill whoever I wanna kill! Infact Stella is dying next! Lol.

Abeg o. Na joke o.

Make una no vex jare. I got home and decided to rest a bit before typing. I put indomie on the gas and believe me I dozed off. Na d smell of burning food wake me. My indomie don burn! Annoyed, I just opened d tap on the pot and slept off. Na now I just dey wake.

Typing as we speak. I for say make I update by 12noon, but una go ask me for 8pm update again, which I'm not sure my brain can carry pls.

So see you guys unfailingly @ 8pm.

PS:
There's a twist coming and someone is going to DIE!!! Hahahahaahahaha (wicked laugh)...
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LiteratureRe: The Complete Assassin by kayemjay(op): 12:42pm On Oct 22, 2014
My people don full here berekete oooo. Choi! Thanks so much for the comments guys. See as they keep pouring in. I am truly, truly appreciative.

Ehen, you guys were surprised ba? Me too. I guess my fingers have a mind of their own. You see, I had already planned that no one would die o. That it would be a clean extraction. Detective Samson would extract Steven, on his way out he would meet Stella and they would come to some form of understanding, and then a new alliance would be formed. But immediately I wrote the part where Hugo's AK 47 went off and Sensei Marcus killing the other Sensei's, I just knew I could not let the episode end without someone dying. My fingers just did the rest.

If Sensei Marcus was your 'actor', I am sorry I had him killed. Lol. I am even thinking of killing one more person in today's update sef. Lol

Anyways, the action gets hotter people.

Thanks for being here. Keep it locked.

Because. . .

Still, I write.
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LiteratureRe: 17 Awosika-a Crime/action Thriller by kayemjay(m): 11:03pm On Oct 21, 2014
handie:
The last update is dedicated to my own special sweethearts Mariamferanmi, Hameenat94, labaski, iphie17, tescoleps, and many many more sweethearts that space and time won't allow me to list. love you plenty hons. To my real Homies @ Smallpenis, Mention, Fatalveli, onemansquad, nimen and my other real Homies. una too much. special dedication to my oga Kayemjay. baba I doff my heart for you. Goodnight y'all
Thanks so much bro. I'm glad to be of positive influence in your life. May God make you bigger than me in every sphere of your existence.

Keep it rolling. And remember, aim for outer space, if you don't get it @ least you will fall among the stars.
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PoliticsRe: The Hard Facts by kayemjay(op): 4:06pm On Oct 21, 2014
Seun:
Hello,

I'm working on a modification to our rules that will make it an offence to disrespect government officials and call them derogatory names on Nairaland. The objective is to prepare Nairaland for a time when the Nigerian Government may not be able to tolerate such things. Currently it's against our rules to deliberately insult a Nairaland member, so we will just be extending this rule to make it cover government officials too.

What are your comments on this? I promise to read all your comments, though I can't promise to reply all of them, of course.

Thanks!
Is that why I humbly asked for a topic ( https://www.nairaland.com/1957016/hard-facts ) to be moved to front page and it hasn't? Are the other trivial topics on FP any better than the one I asked to be moved?

SMH.

I wont raise this again your highness.
PoliticsRe: Making It An Offence To Insult Government Officials by kayemjay(m): 3:58pm On Oct 21, 2014
Seun:
Hello,

I'm working on a modification to our rules that will make it an offence to disrespect government officials and call them derogatory names on Nairaland. The objective is to prepare Nairaland for a time when the Nigerian Government may not be able to tolerate such things. Currently it's against our rules to deliberately insult a Nairaland member, so we will just be extending this rule to make it cover government officials too.

What are your comments on this? I promise to read all your comments, though I can't promise to reply all of them, of course.

Thanks!
Is that why I humbly asked for a topic ( https://www.nairaland.com/1957016/hard-facts ) to be moved to front page and it hasn't? Are the other trivial topics on FP any better than the one I asked to be moved?

SMH.

I wont raise this again your highness.
LiteratureRe: The Complete Assassin by kayemjay(op): 8:11am On Oct 21, 2014
Good Morning.

Welcome to TCA, the best Crime Action Thriller thread on NL. If you will like to be serviced in english, press one. Ti e ba fe ka ba yin soro lede yoruba, e te eji. . .

Lol. Just thought of being funny.

Forgive me guys, I have been out for too long. October is almost ending ooooo. Chissos! And this story never fininsh. Okay, typing mode activated.

I shall update today.

On the side, something hot is happening! The best of the best on NL Literature have come together to give you something you have been craving for. I dont want to spill too much but the best 15 have been called and are preparing the majestic. You would love it. It's like saying the Galaticos of Literature Section. I call us LEE. League of Extraordinary Expressionists.

Featuring, Mazi Omenuko, TM SPicey, Frank 3:16, WhiteMosquito, Royver, Kayemjay, Zubby, Princesa, Chistar, Larrysun, Divepen, Ishilove, SammyHoe, Repogirl, and Audrey Timms.

Hehehe. Keep it locked.

Still, I write.
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PoliticsRe: The Hard Facts by kayemjay(op): 7:26am On Oct 21, 2014
Oga seun could you please move this to front page?

This is very vital information and we know nigerians would want to react to this, whether for or against.

And it's quite better than some of the topics we currently have on Front Page.

I'm not commanding you, but asking politely please.

Thank you.
PoliticsRe: The Hard Facts by kayemjay(op): 8:02am On Oct 20, 2014
Mods, front page please.

Thank you.
PoliticsRe: The Hard Facts by kayemjay(op): 8:11pm On Oct 19, 2014
President Barrack Obama, UN President Banki moo were too Busy to be at our Presidents' UN General Assembly address. Did You Notice that Hall was Close to Empty during our Presidents' Speech.

Well, Maybe they were too Busy or Considered it of Less Importance

He told the International Community Nigeria is Ebola Free Yet, they Reject Us Visa because of Ebola. They know Our Leaders are Pathetic Liars.
Empty Job Promises and Compensation to the Family of those that Lost their loved ones during Nigerian Immigration Recruitment exercise from our President. We know the Hell we all went through that day at the Stadium. Till date Ministry of Interior not Probed, not held Responsible, Not Punished. Our families still Suffer the Hardship, issit a Crime to try and Secure a Future for Ourselves and Loved Ones?
How has the GDP they tell Us from World Bank Put Food on Your Table or Money in My Pocket for my Children. If they Deceive Me, I will not Deceive Myself.
It's Time we Unite as a Country, Put behind us Religious and Ethnic Sentiments, Fight a Common Enemy called Corruption without Sentiment or Past Make-Believe about any Individual.
They say he will Islamise Nigeria, my brother my sisters, We Don Wise-Up. "Ati Gbon."
Someone Please Tell them to Cook up another Negative Propaganda that Can Sell Faster. I wonder how a Country with over hundreds of Senators and House of Rep Members Pass such Bill into Law, They couldn't even Succeed in making Nigeria a Gay Nation despite International Pressure. Maybe the army will come to my House Pointing Guns at me to Convert to Islam. This is 21st Century.
Remember This Government Uses Negative Publicity. They Own the Media.
The Lie you Listen to often Becomes Truth.
Let our Conscience and the Fear of God Choose a Leader for us Please.
To Conclude My Long Talk. This is Our Last Chance to Deliver Ourselves from Mental Slavery, Government Manipulation and Corruption.
(De Oga Boss!!!)
Thank You for Listening to What a Concerned, Passionate Fellow Citizen of this Great Country has to Say.
Religious and Ethnic Sentiment is What Put Us here in the First Instance. We will Not make the same Mistake Again.
Nigerians with Intergrity say

"No More Sympathy Vote."

Click Share Now!!! If You Love Nigeria.
Thank you! God Bless!!
Olutimilehin Ojemakinde writes.
Human Rights Activist.
PoliticsRe: The Hard Facts by kayemjay(op): 8:07pm On Oct 19, 2014
Remember their Promises, the Persuasion to Halt Us from Our #OCCUPYNIGERIACAMPAIGN, many of us were at the Ojota Gani fawehinmi Park.
I had the Privilege of Visiting Stella Oduahs Abandoned Mansion currently undergoing Renovation 2weeks ago in VGC, a Mansion by the Lagoon-side, I call this Waterside Chilling....Lol. She owns Cluster of other Houses on the same Street she doesn't even stay.Yet many of us cant even afford N1000 to enter Elegushi Beach; Waterside Chilling.
What has been said about the N255million Bulletproof Car she acquired with our money? Nothing!
Maybe You Should Checkout the Interior on Bellanaija.
http://www.bellanaija.com/2013/10/17/minister-of-aviation-stella-oduah-acquires-1-6-million-bulletproof-vehicles-see-the-interior-exterior-of-the-car/
We are here Suffering from the Mental Manipulation of Our Leaders. It's a Pity We Forget easily and allow Religious Sentiment to Cloud Our Conscience and Sense of Judgement. It's a Pity Ethnicity has Divided Us. Our problem is Corruption in this Nation.

We know it.

Till Date No Refinery as been Built from Fuel Subsidy Money. PIB bill is still in the house not Passed not Implemented. How will they even Pass the Bill when they Steal our Oil all in the name of Exportation for Refining only to Import Water and Claim the Money for what's not Imported. Yet we buy fuel at an exorbitant Price, funding the wallet of the Cabal, making them Richer to Afford their Luxurious Wasteful Lifestyle. Diaris God sha.
What is bad is bad, let's Open our Brain and Revive Our Conscience. It's time to Think Deep!

Do I tell My Grandfather He's too Old and His Experience is Insignificant? simply because I hold a PhD?

Exaltation and Celebration of Corrrupt Government Official and Politicians.
Now In Nigeria, Fraudster earn National Honour; MFR, GCON,OFR; an award that has been my childhood dream. So I Must Steal Public Fund to Get National Honour now in the Country of my Dream, or be a Clown?
The International Community now Laugh at Us.

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