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valuedammy:
Says by your pastor...lols

don't have one but use ur common sense

25 Good Reasons Why Beer Is Better Than Women

1

You can have a beer in public

2

Beer stains wash out.

3

You don’t have to Wine and Dine beer.

4

Your beer will always wait patiently for you in the car while you play football.

5

When your beer goes flat, you can toss it out.

6

Beer is never late.

7

A beer never gets jealous when you grab another beer.

8

Hangovers go away.

9

Beer labels come off without a fight.

10

When you go to a bar, you can always pick up a beer.

11

Beer never has a headache.

12

After you’ve had a beer, the bottle is still worth 5 cents.

13

A beer won’t get upset if you come home and have another beer.

14

If you pour a beer right, you’ll always get good head.

15

A beer always goes down easy.

16

You can have more than one beer in a night and not feel guilty.

17

You can share a beer with your friends.

18

You always know when you’re the first one to pop a beer.

19

Beer is always wet.

20

Beer doesn’t demand equality.

21

You can enjoy a beer all month long.

22

A beer doesn’t mind when you come.

23

A frigid beer is a good beer.

24

You don’t have to wash a beer before it tastes good.

25

If you change beers, you don’t have to pay alimony.

74 million pounds and 50 million euro it's same but difference currency ops is probably right with 74 he mentioned

valuedammy:
I don't know why God created the Whites and Black so differently. The Whites are actually created from the image of God while we the Blacks are possibly created from the image of devil.

but Jesus is black man

paulolee:
so touching knowing that he lost both arms while trying to escape..
dont know why is it that whenever i see this sets of animals, i do think if Charles darwin is right about his evolution dogma in his book "the origin of the species"...
the question i keep asking is that if we truly evolved from apes, then why do humans stopped evolving??
pls before you attack me with the story of creation, jus have it in mind that am thinking as a rationalist and a follower of Descartes and spinoza..

“We stopped natural selection as soon as we started being able to rear 90–95 percent of our babies that are born. We are the only species to have put a halt to natural selection, of its own free will, as it were,”

favor914:
Hypocrite Who was going to leave their family to go and work in the initial stages of the virus, would you have encouraged your father to go to work? You whited sepulcher.

during the lockdown government are busy laying the multicolored cable arround Lagos

Kizzygentle:
Well the wife rightfully owns d front seat, there shouldn't be a debate on that. The moment a man marries, his wife becomes his first priority. You all that try to use mum to blackmail guys about how your mum should be over your wife are all unserious people. Don't you know your wife is also a mother to him and the children? What a wfie does to d husband, the mum can never do that. The mums role finishes d moment her son gets married though the mum still has her place as the biological mother which is normal.
But the lady should d have just allowed d mother be in d front seat since she was already there. Its just courtesy.

the mother won't seat there forever that trip is only for few hours max the wife suppose respectfully seat at the back for that moment if the mom doesn't offer her the front seat and nothing the husband can do in that moment except for the wife listen to him and when they reach home they can settle it without the mom.

PureGoldh:
E remain small...we go dey pay tax on top the food wey we dey chop and the air we breathe in

food better we go pay on air we breath

True?

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Found this funny and I decide to share

��‍♀️ How many Uber drivers/riders in Nigeria are on this table?

valnd:
show de dashboard

sold

mandalorian:
well, everyday is today.

sold

Dealer in the house

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A couple of months into the 1998 season, George Graham, who was instrumental in guiding Leeds to qualify for the UEFA Cup left to manage Tottenham Hotspur. This was followed by the club naming David O'Leary, who was assistant manager at the time, as the full time manager.Under O'Leary, United prospered. A period of unprecedented success followed and they qualified for both the UEFA Cup and the UEFA Champions League, reaching the semi finals of both competitions.

However, the law of averages soon caught up to them and they weren't so lucky in the years that followed. In an attempted tactical gambit, the then Leeds United chairman, Peter Ridsdale, had taken out large loans keeping in mind potential appearances and strong runs in the UEFA Champions League. However, for two consecutive seasons, they agonizingly missed out on qualification. Along with this failure, they also missed out on the money that could have been used to pay back the exorbitant loan amounts.

The result of this was the selling of players who could have been stars for their club. The first player to go was Rio Ferdinand, to Manchester United, for a record 30 million pounds. It was all dependent on narrow margins as if they had qualified for the UEFA Champions League, they may never have had to sell him and faced subsequent troubles and may have still been a force to reckon with.

Fallouts between manager and Ridsdale became common. And unfortunately, so did player sales. This eventually led to regular sackings of managers. After O'Leary and Terry Venables (ex-England manager) both fell out with Ridsdale over transfer matters and were sacked, Peter Reid was appointed manager (Ridsdale resigned from the board). Leeds managed to avoid relegation by the skins of their teeth in the penultimate game of the season.

This was only an indication of what was to come in later years, however, and it turned out that it was in no way a possible low point. The nadir was yet to come. The 2003-04 season saw a sacking, sale of major club assets and a relegation. Leeds were faced with worse situations in their Championship stint. They sacked many of their managers due to poor results, went into administration and got relegated to League One.

However, for the past four years Leeds have been a part of the Championship and are currently owned by Eleonora Sports Ltd. under the long pending Presidency of Massimo Cellino.

SafariBoy:
1.) Plots of land along the road going for a cheaper amount. Take advantage of this lockdown to get yours today.
Price: 200k per plot with a valid documentation.
Location: Bode market road, Maroko town, Abeokuta, Ogun state.

2.) Acres of land for sale at Abeokuta-Ibadan express road, Odeda local government, Abeokuta, Ogun state. Suitable for farming, building, etc.
Price: #1m per acre asking price all comes with a valid documentation.

3.) 30 acres of land suitable for only granite rock mining purpose at Abeokuta-Ibadan express road, Olodo town, Abeokuta, Ogun state.
Price: #5m per annum negotiatable for long lease.
Document: Family Agreement

4.) 1 acre of land at Muritala Mohammed International airport road, Mafoluku , Oshodi, Lagos. Situable for hotel, warehousing, filling station, etc.
Price: #1.2 billion asking price.
Document: C of O

5.) Acres of land along Odeda/Olugbo/Ogunmakin road, Abeokuta, Ogun state with abundance of mineral resources of different types of clay suitable for companies producing ceramic ware and earthen products. Clay is simply mineral but it is widely used in industries depending on the type to produce e.g Tiles, Bricks, China wires, Water closet, Wash hand basin, Drilling mud, Pharmaceutical Pesticides and Paints.

Interested persons should contact the property consultant on 08106454740 or send me a mail for more enquiries.

4.) 1 acre of land at Muritala Mohammed International airport road, Mafoluku , Oshodi, Lagos. Situable for hotel, warehousing, filling station, etc.
Price: #1.2 billion asking price.
Document: C of O
How genuine is this?

Fantasticcc:
The ewedu boy is finished,the world will start looking at the rest nigerians as thieves,thanks to the yarriba people.I wish they will come to Nigeria especially Lagos and pack all of them,they keep constituting nuisance everywhere from awawa boys to ikorudu boys,1million boys.

like say the other tribe are saint .

Openbusiness3:
Who is Abike Dabiri looking at like that, like she is worried Check my signature to buy intelligent dispenser. Original North America product with warranty

trying to see if na buhari or not

Demayour:
lol....Same thing happened to me back then in UI. School was locked for 7 weeks and I left a big tuber of yam. Only to come back and it was a bit difficult to open my door because yam stalk had tangled to obstruct it.

sound like jumanji

Hushmagu

Lara Croft tomb raider

AskProf:
That was in 2013.

What has the OP smoked on a Sunday morning to report this as if just happened?

cheap crack

Xanslyte:
You are a mumu blogger.Someone who has died since 2013.

am not even a blogger ur elders mumu

Former Nigeria Super Eagles' mid fielder, Thompson Oliha is dead. The midfield maestro who was among the 1994 victorious Super Eagles' squad that won the Nations cup in Tunisia died on Sunday, June 30 at exact 4.05 am at the Yusjib industrial medicare hospital, Ilorin, Kwara State. Thompson Oliha was born on October 4 1968 in Benin City and he is a retired Nigerian professional football star who played for clubs in Africa and Europe during an injury shortened career.

Confirming his death, Doctor Yusuf Addulraheem revealed that Oliha was brought to the hospital at the time when there was nothing he could do to resuscitate him.“I feel so sad to confirm to you that Thompson Oliha is dead and by the time his wife brought him here, his body was completely lifeless. “His wife Irish Oliha told me that he slumped in the toilet before rushing him to hospital and there was nothing we could do to save him,” Addulraheem said to supersport.com. Until his death, Oliha was the head coach of the Kwara Football Academy (KFA) in Ilorin, Kwara State. He was even incharge of KFA's 3-0 friendly win over a team who came from Mali on Saturday evening at the Academy premises.

Good night "Taxi Driver", the man who drove our mid-field like a taxi driver! Please pay your last respect to him.

Sammybabelious:
170k to pay tomorrow
Location
Complete papers?

check the date of the post

generationz:
So, that means at most, he would be out when he is almost 60. I hope he had some cash buried in the ground for his old age

world money go don change by time he is out .is buried money become useless .

Why him con dey fat like this ?