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My cousins(paternal and maternal) have sworn never to try it; and if they ever do, I personally will never forgive them.

Can't think of any.

Obiomon:
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SLAY MAMA;EMPTY^

I did notice people rocking them those years. Really, I was still very young so I rocked ma bootcut shorts, wore those soft kito, wore some numberless shirts, had a double strap bag with feeding bottle and food flask attached to it, and cut a hair style that looked like...thinking, i will tell you when i remember. As young as I was then, I had sample three girls before 8. Thank God i changed as I grew older if not...

Scatterscatter:
Yes and I can say that categorically.

On my 4th year with my girl now and we haven't had sex.

It shows respect

bro, it will be hard 4 me 2 believe u wit that name of yours.

MrBrownJay1:
Arrant nonsense!!
1-2-4) if anyone says anything bad about my partner then they will get the bashing of their life.... And subsequently be removed from my circle of friends/family....
If someone doesn't like her then I will make sure she knows.

3) if I wake up screaming because of a bad dream, then why shouldn't I tell her?!

5) any feeling you have about her, whether dirty or sweet, let her know.... That's how you make things easier at home, rather than being an hypocrite.

6) as if she wouldn't figure it out... Actually that would make her stay in check.

7) same as #1-2, what's good for the goose...

8-9) the only way to have a great r/ship is to fully open yourself. Being a coward is a cheap way to be on a r/ship. It's all or nothing!

10-11) why should I pretend to be a virgin, or lie about my sexual past?! This is what makes me the great ME, so be proud and let it all out, before she learns the truth from her damn friends.

your choice; your life.
Just know that you don't know everything, a friend might know something about your wife --which you dont know--that will help your life

Tahrah:
She's now a slay queen

yeah, it is obvious that you have always been jealous of her.

Angel196:
Hahaha, jealousy my foot. I'm just sick and tired of those sort of girls whining and complaining about things they brought on their selves. Yes, they can dress the way they like as long as they keep their miseries to their selves.

Believe me, they have nothing I can be jealous of.

It might sound harsh but it's the truth.

honestly, you made a valid point, but like the bro above me said, it is their problem and not yours... Actually, an incident happened right in front of me at iyana-aboru, close to pleasure bus-stop today. Some men nearly beat a girl just because she was in a very short bumper shorts or what-the-heck-it-is-called and a piece of t-shirt which hem she raised above her waist making every sh!t visible. 'Inu awe,' one of the men shouted as he nearly pounced on this girl only to be stopped by some wise men. You won't believe it, she wasn't relentless. She was charging at them to do their worst. When it dawned on her that she has lost out was when an army pickup pulled up, and an officer was like, 'why did you not beat her very well.'
Mind you, i was all eyes observing because it is her life not mine. Subsequently, non of those men knew if she had eaten that morning, they were all about her dress code.

free2ryhme:
what is the celebration all about?
was he not paid to work
mschtew

bro, i believe you have never seen a spade before.

Gullible souls, giving your emails to a stranger. If you would want history back at our secondary schools, you mobilise serving corp members who are specialist at the said field and go from school to school teaching them the subject and subsequently orienting them on why they should know the history of Nigeria; that is if it is worthwhile anyway.

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Love to have many of those someday.

Love to have many of those someday.

Love to have many of those someday.

Love to have many of those someday.

Love to have many of those someday.

Love to have many of those someday.

Love to have many of those someday.

Love to have many of those someday.

Love to have many of those someday.

SmartMugu:
It's doesnt matter what your background is. To get into IT only requires basic comprehension skills, which I believe you do. Just be tailored in your approach and not jump from all over the place. If you like programming, focus your efforts around programming trainings and get certified in the languages you like. Same applies to networking, project management, business analysis etc.
Just choose an area you like and build your skills around it.

For me, I like security and have worked several years around applications Security (Oracle and SAP), Compliance applications (GRC for Oracle and SAP), Business Intelligence (OBIEE, Spargo BI, Tableau, Microstrategy, Power BI and Cognos), Network Security (Juniper, Palo Alto, Cisco ASA, Checkpoint) and recently on Cyber Security/ Ethical Hacking. Some folks prefer other (boring to me) areas like project management, analysis etc. So what I like might be different from what you have strengths in.

I've seen folks with degrees in architecture, accounting, English, religious studies etc from Nigerian universities/polytechnic delve into IT here in the US, earning certifications as they build their portfolios. So, don't let your college major hold you down. The IT opportunities are indeed too much, but that's if you like that area to begin with. As long as you can think and learn, nothing is stopping you.
All the best bro

these are the questions I want to ask.
can I get CCNA and CCNP certification through Udemy. And please, is a physical certificate issued to someone to show that they have been certified, better still, what is the evidence that shows that someone has actually been certified?

SmartMugu:
I understand bro. The first thing you need is to know what you have a passion for. Like I mentioned earlier, you just can't jump all over the place - you have to chose an area you like because IT is so broad. What you like may be different from what your neighbor likes, yet both of you are IT guys speaking in different languages.

For me personally, I started with SAP Security and GRC. Because I knew to learn SAP Security, you need to understand at least one module of SAP. So I learnt SAP Sales and Distribution (SD)and SAP Material Management (MM).

SD udemy link https://www.udemy.com/sap-sales-and-distribution-sd-super-user-training/

MM udemy link https://www.udemy.com/sap-materials-management-mm-super-user-training/

After learning at least one of those, learning SAP Security will be easy. You can search for an SAP Security class there on Udemy, or if you prefer a class a simple Google search can help

https://www.google.com/search?site=&source=hp&ei=0zIMWfOvC8bdmQGTr6WICA&q=sap+security+training+india&oq=&gs_l=mobile-gws-hp.1.0.35i39k1l3.0.0.0.3236.2.1.1.0.0.0.0.0..0.0....0...1..64.mobile-gws-hp..1.1.24.3.iS3ZYtHaXyQ

After learning SAP Security, learning SAP GRC is easier.

Just know the path SAP ERP > SAP Security > SAP GRC . Not going in the right order just means you're wasting your time. That's just how it works.

That's if you like SAP at all, but SAP is the most used ERP application in the world and the biggest corporations in the world need SAP Experts.

If you prefer Oracle, there is a learning path as well. Business intelligence does have its own learning path as well, it's just up to you to know what you like to do.

Sir, I would like to inquire something(CCNA,CCNP) from you, could you please provide me with your facebook id so I can add you up.

Our politicians are best at stand-up comedy than at governing...can't stop laughing thou.

kimbra:
Women are not polygamous. We should learn how to speak for ourselves. Because few silly ones cheat on their husband doesn't mean all cheat.

If a man is jobless they'd nag but few weeks or a month out of town isn't a reason for any woman to cheat on her husband. He's doing the both of you a favour by pulling the necessary resources needed to run a home, and such men shouldn't be repaid with cheating.

I can never cheat on whoever I marry, I rather do you the favour of not marring you.

If he has a potbelly, you could help him do stuffs to deflate it. That's if there's love in the first place.

If all what you have said is not a stunt, then God bless YOU.

My Lord.
Let's not talk about her being forced into a marriage at 14, probably her parents or guardians must have orchestrated that, so she can do to them whatever she wants when she has the chance.
What pricks my bone is the idea that she went into the profession two years ago when she was just 14 and I am forced to wonder what actually give older men the guts to have carnal knowledge with a girl of that age even though she requested for it. Don't know how physically mature she must have been then but, that doesn't make it just.

Good, it complements who they have been-- exporter. I guess Italy has started sending her citizens to Edo, Benins will not be having exportees n no importees.

I keep asking, what makes a person a friend. I really don't fancy that word 'friendship', cause it sucks. Most people smile in your front and mock you behind your back, they will be quick to judge you without proferring any solution.
A true friend mocks you immediately then profer solution to the problem.
I don't even know why a man needs friends, I think 1 or 2 is/are enough. Whomever you cross paths with in the future was for a reason and if the person is worth the time, then let him stay, if he is not, let him go.
Again, if anybody had helped you before and now wants to sit on your matter like a throne, do your best to reciprocate their deed, then you zoom off...
Life goes on.
My little piece.

Now that Dina Malawi has proposed a Good motion, nobody will praise him but; if he says something bad, y'all will be like 'whadafck is he saying.'

AM NOT UNDERSTANDIN, COULD YOU PLEASE EXPLAIN?

@NAIRALAND, ABEG KLOZ DZ THREAD B4 SHAKAU ABI NA SHEKAU DISCOVERAM...ALL DIZ PEOPLE GO WYP 9JA IN DAYZ...DEVIL NO WICKED ATOL.

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[quote][/quote]are you kidding me?

All what you wrote there are known by many. We need details on how many acres of land and amount of money are needed to produce a given amount of banana, and not tell us that we can make 500k every month; and subsequently, in which region the plant is largely grown and stop telling us a hard luck story of your friend, Dayo.
I believe, if it was that easy to excel in it, you won't be here on Nairaland telling us how to be successful like you.

If she is not dehydrated, are you sure an insect or spider did not crawl into her hear?
She needs to be x-rayed.

RIPEnglish:
Nice one but i thinked they are still need message retrieve on it to made it of in perfect once.

I don't understand Sir.

I laugh at our savagery. Can't believe this; in 2017 my God.

olanaijateam:
Choi!!!!

Now Linda would have to pay for sharing an invalidated news!.

Behind the camera.
Mercy Aigbe walks to Linda Ikeji's house to discuss how they'll share the bill!
COSSY ORJIAKOR SHOWS OF SOMETHING IN VIDEO. WATCH!

always finish whatever you start. the article reads 'each' and not for them to pay the sum together.

Let's downplay the effect of her lie and face reality.
Maybe, this anecdote would tell you why.
A man bought a padlock with a single key attached to it. He used the padlock to lock his box. After sometimes, he found out that the padlock could actually be opened by so many diff keys other than the one it came with, of which one had opened it before he bought it. And subsequently, the key of the padlock could actually open any padlock it comes across. After the discovery, what did he do? He threw the padlock away and kept the key.

femoboy:
Good day everyone, this girl Agboola oluwapelumi left home for school yesterday and as never returned back home till now. It was confirmed that she was absent from school yesterday by the school authority. She is 16yrs of age and attend Radiance B&G college. Please if found, contact this number 08174469366. please rebroadcast as receive. Such will not happen to you and your family. Thanks

Sumbodi just woke the lion in me, whodafuk is it?
And as never returned home.