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RayRayZicc:
How long Have you been watching?
Who is your best character?
Your best battle?

Feel free o
cos you see anime doesnt make you immature
oya kage bunshin no jutsu!

Stopped being a big fan wen d war became boring. Started watching about 6 years ago sha.

Still my fav character is Uchiha Itachi. Dude jex had it all. Was d unsung hero of d anime. Well, there are other characters I love too. Nagato, Gaara, Neji, Lee etc.

Best battle uhn?? In d Bunshin series it's definitely Lee vs Gaara.

For d Shippuden, it's Pain vs The Hidden Leaf village.

But One piece, Hunter X Hunter, Fairy Tail etc have taken over!

bobolizim:
He found out he has been having this strange feeling to a fellow guy of his,please what can he docandid advice

If he doesn't wana be gay, he needs ladies intervention in his life o.


If he can't find a lady, make him go watch porn jhor and clear d thought of ramming a dude's butt!

kollisin:
This gal recently living in MA area. She got a sweet physique nice face but too religious. Please don't know what to tell her I'm having sleepless night. In her presence I am kinda weak unable to look her eye ball to eye ball like someone is holding gun and saying if you raise your head I am going to kill you...... please what did you say to your Gf when about to woo hee?

Simple!

Tell her dis:


Hello Bae, I love u. Oya talk Ur own!

Dat sh** works like magic!

Ephiks:
A pastor said he was between two cities and he
discovered that the fuel in his car had run out. He actually checked
and saw the fuel in the car was completely gone. But because of
his act of faith and on the strength of his prayers, he was able to
do two hundred miles on an empty tank! When he declared this
testimony, people clapped and shouted “ Hallelujah!” I never heard
anybody say how can? But can this really happen?

Bros, why u sef dey dribble backwards like Mikel na?


U still dey ask if it can really happen? U dat should pull off Ur clothe in church, run to d altar and start singing "why u f**king lying, why u always lying. Stop f**king lying!" U go even dance join.

Julietcutie:
Faith can move mountains

Come and move Mt Kilimanjaro with Ur faith my sister

olorunwa90:
My girlfriend missed her period, does that mean, she is pregnant? Even when there are no symptoms of pregnancy

Ehm.... Why are u telling us? Make we epp u find am?

Randy91:
is it nt For interns that was written last Saturday... do they do medical Test b4 taking interns

Yes!
They do!

Hello friends, if you were among those who wrote chevron aptitude test last Saturday kindly add my number up on whatsapp. I'm creating a group so that we all can be informed once any of us is called for the medical test thank you. The number is 09084438186.

Lol

Esegracexxx:
i jus need it

Lol...I hope u find Wat u looking for.

Esegracexxx:
Hey guys. Someone posted pictures about a girl that got leaked on Facebook recently ... What's her name again please... She said it was photoshoped... Drop the pix or her name

Lol. Wetin u 1 use d details do?

Akposkool:
I hope griezmann is convincing you now about his chances of winning the Ballon d'or?

Nope.... it's like asking after d World cup if Muller is convincing me about his Ballon d'or chances. Of course not! He might be d top scorer in d Euros, doesn't guarantee him a place on d podium. A top 10 finish, most likely, but top 3?? Nah! Griezmann and Muller have got a lot in common.

slimmybaarbie:
I'm sorry sir

PM me, make we talk beta.

slimmybaarbie:
Kaylexzy

Lol... I'm here o

IcePrincezzz:
Hi guys today's the grand finale. Let's crown the Queen. Lanicky is her name.

Here's the link https://www.nairaland.com/3186985/miss-nairaland-contest-2016-grand

Andreernest28
Chimah3
Viktor1938
Flirtykaren
Heayey
Mulante
Bibijay123
Vault
Kaylexzy
Qhutetomsel
Breathing
Phut
E383

Why should I vote for her o?

slimmybaarbie:
Kaylexzy please come over here

Babe why did you do a very late campaign?

I vote mimzy

cc:Nljega

Gmajor:
is there no land near makoko? even marshy land?

Bruh! Do not believe everything u read o.

Makoko get better places, but peeps like to portray d waterlogged parts only.

At least na dia I dey stay, and it's a big community.... There is old and new Makoko. I stay in New Makoko. So make dem dey specific jhor!

All di people looking for traffic sef.

Abeg make I go grab 1 Opa Eyin!

Singing "wa fe ku laleyi"

Smellymouth:
https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/Shaq-mock-Barkley-fall-asleep.gif

LMAO!!! Offer ur condolences to the poor guy na

ROZZAYY:
grabs popcorn

Sister Abeg shift for me make I watch dis movie in 4D with u...


*hands her chilled coke*


OP Palava u dey find, Palava u go get - Fela

Lwkmd

Pheals:
calm down bro ... Have seen a man playing baba jebu and no change in his life for years all his income na waste product ... How could a sane man be addicted to gambling ...


I haven't seen a rich man in Babylon through gambling - George clason what's bad is bad ok ....the rate of people who loose is 80% compare to dose who win !! Ok if witch dey someone matter u will continued gambling and wearing rag

Did u read d part where I said gambling isn't for broke peeps or u jex ignored it?

U said why should a sane man be addicted to gambling. U can as well ask why should a sane man be addicted to premarital s3x, alcohol or anything Datz bad.

If u wana condemn it, condemn all bad things. And don't even say nobody has made it from gambling. Cos I jex gave u an example. U said 80% lose out? In life, no matter Wat u do there are more Losers than winners Ma'am. Even ordinary job, there are more jobless peeps dan employed ones. So using loss percentage doesn't count. Dat 20% dat win, dem get 3 heads? If gambling doesn't work for someone. Dey should quit but saying every gambler should stop? Nah... u can as well say nobody should take alcohol again.

BrideOfDracula:
...

Lol.... Wicked u

Pheals:
If you are addicted to gambling thend you are sick - Richard Templar


Am even richer than my brother wey they play amh self !,....

It's a lazy man that gamble !
Even the Bible said " no food for a lazy man '

Aja sa re owo Jo na ------ mtchwwmtchww

"It's not gambling wen u know u gonna win"- Allen (Hangover)

And who says those who bet are broke? It jex depends on Wat u choose to bet on. Take poker players at the casino for example. Dis dudes are freaking rich... A typical example is Floyd Mayweather, u think he makes most of his money from boxing? Nah... think again, he's gaht a 75-3 gambling record!! D problem is gambling isn't for broke people. Datz d morale of d story. Lol

beetle24:
August 20

2 day too early... why were u in a hurry?

Godsonpaul:
''August 22'' was the day!

My Bday twin!!!!

suasmablow:
Bros u wicked oh
U want me to use myself for ritual because of a woman?

Lol... Bro, u no tell us ur budget na... For all I know, u could be Dangote's kid hiding behind dat Moniker of yours.

DeejayHamaar:
Eyah no vex my brother, more will still come time after time.

No wahala Bro.... anytime another turn up dey jex Holla us... we full ground.

Simple, buy her a plot of land on Eko Atlantic

Or 1 small Royce of like $2.2M



Thank me later

DeejayHamaar:
Hey guys, I am Deejay Hamaar and a badass entertainer based in Lagos.

I am planning a lovely hook up pool party in Lagos scheduled for next weekend Saturday 11th June 2016.

Its going to be a lovely way to socialize among ourselves, get to meet other Nairalanders face to face and have some really good fun.

There will be lots of fun games and competition put in place, lots of fun entertaining activities and trust me to blow your mind up with the music.

If you think this will be a good idea and you want to be a part of it then please show some love by contributing to this thread to make this a complete success.

All moderators of Nairaland are invited and will be admitted for free. @Rocktation, Lalasticlala, Seun and all.

Which kind human being u be sef OP?

Na during fasting period u 1 come organise dat kind party? Choi! U be bad person. U jex don't want peeps like us to attend.