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KingLennon:
Download it and come buy me satzenbrau . You can add wande coal to that list

Lol. In fact, how many bottles you want? BTW, Wande and Brymo have always been evergreen to me. Been big fans of their music same way I'm a 2baba freak.

KingLennon:
The remix with Burna boy is fire..

Really? Make i go download am. I'm a huge Burna fan too. In fact, these days i prefer to listen to a selected few of Nigerian artistes e.g Burna, Reekado, Kiss Daniel, Simi, Adekunle, Airboy, Dice Ailies.

KingLennon:
she's good, i listen to her songs but am with Airboy on this one.

I thought i wouldn't listen to songs by rookies anymore till i heard Airboy's Ayepo. Mehn, that song just dey on repeat.

somehow:
Watching made more sense, with that you wouldn't need to assume with the "if"

Well, truth is whether i watched it or not, It's still not a cool idea for any President to downgrade the people he's supposed to elevate anywhere in the world. It's our image for crying out loud. It affects all of us whether we like it or not. The young, elderly, male, female, etc.

somehow:
You didn't watch the video, yet passing judgement?

Bros, I no pass Judgement. If u read what I typed well, u will see where I said "If it is true". Abeg no quote me wrongly o.

uche87:
Cee-C's campaign team yesterday stormed the National Assembly to campaign for votes for the controversial housemate who has been graciously hurling insults at different directions.

Hon. Ehiozuwa Johnson Agbonayinma representing Egor/Ikpoba-okha constituency of Edo State has tipped Cee-C to win the Big Brother Naija reality show which is expected to end in three days.

Some youths comprising more of ladies with branded shirts stormed the National Assembly to campaign for the curvy housemate. They succeeded in getting the endorsement of the All Progressives Congress chieftain who is very vocal at the Green Chamber.

"Help me support Cee-C" Hon. Agbonayinma said in a video amid cheers.

They promised to bring Cee-C to the House of Reps member. Cee-C is one of the most popular housemates in the contest but her tirade against Tobi yesterday dealt a huge blow to her fan base, even though she has apologized.

The winner of the show is expected to walk away with a grand prize of N45 million.

Click here for the video https://www.tori.ng/news/94186/bbnaija-nigerian-lawmaker-endorses-ceec-photosvide.html

Later, they will say it's the youths that are not creative and forward-thinking. Is this not a supposed 57year-old man following BBNaija? The same show the elderly folks in this country use in criticizing the youths. Later one President will say the youths are lazy. The freaking old PoliTHIEFians nko? They are beyond lazy with their pot bellies like Mama Silifa's Pot of jollof rice. Mtchew...

Omooba77:
Our President, Muhammed Buhari told people at Commonwealth summit that Nigeria youths are lazy, not doing anything; but waiting for free Oil money.
“More than 60 percent of the population is below 30, a lot of them haven’t been to school and they are claiming that Nigeria is an oil producing country, therefore, they should sit and do nothing, and get housing, healthcare, education for free.”

Is this true of Nigeria youth trying to make ends meet; doing all kinds of odd jobs including yahoo, baba Ijebu, prostitution and so on?

Well, I didn't watch the video, but if it is true that the president said Nigerian youths are lazy, then it really is a baseless statement.
Firstly, all Nigerian youths ain't lazy.
Secondly, majority of Nigerian youths ain't lazy.
So the statement is without fact. If he had said, some Nigerian youths are lazy, well I would not have argued. Cos, Anywhere in the world you will meet a lot of lazy people.
And please what is his definition of lazy? Someone without a job, someone without a good paying job, someone that isn't creative or someone that is into crime? I would like to be enlightened on this before i put more argument forward.

maticdamian:
[color=#770077][/color] *LALASTICALA ON BEHALF OF ALL ANIME FANS IN NAIRALAND WE URGE YOU AND BECKON ON YOU TO HELP US OPEN A ANIME FORUM ON NAIRALAND OUR PASSION FOR ANIME IS GENUINE. I WANT YOU TO MAKE THIS A DREAM COME TRUE FOR ALL OTAKUS IN NAIRALAND ARIGATOU LALASTICALA-SAN*

Great idea! I hope they work on it. Anime lovers are increasing on a daily.

hamid6249:
before you criticize entrepreneurship ...remember you can never be as rich or richer than ur employer ....so pick up a skill, nurture it and capitalize on it to bring out maximum returns
my 1kb advice

You can't be richer than your employer, but you can be richer than other employers. Fact is, as long as you have enough, there is really no need to compete with others.

Foodforthought:
Barca fans make it look like Juve were going to qualify at the end of 90 minutes. ..it was level on aggregate. Automatically the next goal was crucial. Consider this...if that penalty was awarded to Juve at that moment no Barca fan would have complained. But they lost their own match and wanted Real to lose also
Consider again...let's say the Ref had overlooked that penalty would Barca fans not celebrate if Juve went on to score an extra time winner? Madrid got a penalty because they created a perfect chance to score and were dubiously denied. If Vasquez was not going to nod into an empty net why did Benatia touch him. ?
Buffon did not deny it was a foul...he said the ref should have ignored it. Why? Because of the momentIsn't that ridiculous? A foul in the 18 yard box is a penalty regardless of time or circumstance. No sentiments in football, I'm not even a Madrid fan

Bros, may your days be long for this analysis!

dotcomnamename:
Omojuwa just tweeted the below and his tweet suggests that the English referee Michael Oliver ruined Real Madrid vs Juventus's game tonight.

Omojuwa tweeted:

The referee blew a penalty against Juventus, then to make sure it is scored, he red cards their goalkeeper. Talk about getting the job done. proper English referee.

I'm still tryna wrap my head around why Barcelona fans are more pained than their Juve counterparts. Abeg, if a foul in the box isn't a penalty, i wonder what it would be. A goal kick maybe?

Amagite3:
He may have sang about 30 billion in his account, may have splashed $235k (N86m) on a 2018 Bentley Bentayga, but Davido needs way more to have his life sorted out.

The star says he needs a whooping $10billion for that.

https://www.amagitesblog.com/2018/04/davido-reveals-how-much-he-needs-to-sort-his-life-out.html

Ordinary to sort his life out ehn? Choi! Baba God pick up my call abeg. My call dey on waiting since. Is beg I'm begging o.

Daninya11:
Bro,your analysis is top notch, haven't seen your comments on the super eagles thread.

Tanx boss!

Kindly send me a link to the thread.

Haven't been commenting a lot lately, but I'll try my best.

Lemonade01:
Bale has been really out of form lately, and Isco has been doing a terrific job since coming on for him. But Cadiff is Bales home, so he might be started on that note

OK. Lemme analyse it dis way....
Isco is inform, no doubt. But Juve are most likely going to play 3-4-3, a formation dat allows dem use there fullbacks to d fullest. Now if Isco plays, it would be a 4-4-2 formation with Ronaldo and Benzema in attack meaning there is no winger to keep Alves and Sandro in check. Alves and Cuadrado will torment Marcelo who will be lonely on dat wing all night long, remember Marcelo loves to get forward, now think of Wat will happen. Same tin with Sandro and Mandzukic against Carvajal. A 4-4-2 formation makes Madrid lose there defensive shape especially in wide areas. But wen Ronaldo and Bale plays on on wing in a 4-3-3 formation, d likes of Alves and Sandro will find it hard to get forward and support there wingers to d fullest, meaning d wing threat which is Juve's biggest threat has been neutralised to some extent. Now even if Bale doesn't start, I don't recommend Isco, either Asensio or Lucas Vasquez should start, a pacy winger is d best answer to Juve's wing threat.


Hala Madrid!!!!!!

Lemonade01:
The biggest mistake Zidane can make tomorrow is starting Bale ahead of inform Isco. Although I hope the old lady wins it for this man

Why do u think it's a bad idea to start Bale ahead of an inform Isco?

NwaAmaikpe:
Tolu Taiwo is a twin as well


He has better reasons to thank Mary Slessor

Lol. Tolu isn't a twin. Taiwo is his surname. So u can say his ancestor was a twin.

lilfreezy:
Do it like Riley freeman. Tell him

no, fvck you, fvck the plane you flew in on, fvck dem shoes, fvck yo socks, fvck yo fairy gay accent, fvck yo yucmouth teeth, fvck yo hairpiece, fvck guy richie, fvck prince wiliams, and fvck the queen, this is Nigeria my president is sick and my account is empty nigga and if i catch you on the street im slappin the shiit outta you

Lol. Typical Boondocks fan! Riley Freeman aka Young Reezy, The fund raiser.

yabatechstudent:
YABATECH STUDENTS HAVE BEEN SLAVED!!!!
You may have probably heard great stories about the institution being a citadel of excellence, but it's nothing more than an old glory. The institution has a pronounced slogan which
says the first is still the best, that used to be true before the management was hoarded with less creative, stone hearted, myopic, naïve and self-centered administration. The management of Yaba college of technology has gone too far! They are no different from the British who came to Nigeria and dragged us into slavery using us to wash their linens. Unknown to everyone out there, the students of Yabatech are being maltreated, extorted, ignored and manipulated. We are basically slaved students!
Don’t be marveled by what is going to be posted under this article, as your jaw drops, don’t bother fixing it cos it’s going to drop again.

It all started with the management looking for a loophole to remove the SUG from the school so that they can carry out their ploy. Which succeeded in 2015, they suspended our SUG then set hell on us.

Listed below are a list of unscrupulous disgusting unethical things they’ve been doing to us students:

- Silencing students: The school silenced us, we can't speak out or cry out because we are being threatened with EXPULSION. Any student who tries to step out or lay complains, try to protest or raise issues publicly will be shut up, detained and expelled. Raise your voice and try to voice out, your life in school is at risk, you dare not talk. This is very wrong. Student shed tears because of this, they have no one to run to, no one to talk to, nowhere to complain, we are being broken.

- Exorbitant Bills: Well, what do we expect from a school without student union government, we have no voice and we can’t complain only abide.

Here are a list of naïve and extravagant bills we have/are paying:
- Hostel fee has been increased by the management and we can't complain or protest because we have no SUG and we will be expelled if we protest.

- Returning students had to pay N5,000 for trancscript during registration. This is basically sending our result from one building to another WITHIN THE SCHOOL and EACH returning student had to pay N5,000 for that why? So N5,000 is now the transport fare to carry our statement of result to an opposite building?

> Remember when a girl about to write her final paper and graduate died in the school because our medical care ignored her and didn't treat her that we rose in anger and vandalized the medical care. What the students destroyed didn't even need up to N100,000 to repair.
You won’t believe what the school did. They billed EVERY STUDENT N5,000. Yes, five thousand naira unless they will not collect their results when graduating.STUDENTS ARE HELPLESS!!! Their result will rot in the school unless they pay that N5000.

We had over 10,000+ students in that session, multiple it by 5,000 I'm sure my fingers will get tired from typing the Zeros.

Now let’s get to Grand finale of the whole matter.
Remember the hostel that got burnt?
Remember the girls that were taken into the ER because they were badly injured?
Remember the amount of properties lost , gadgets, documents, cloths, money, everything?
The school has abandoned the girls!!!!!!
The RECTOR who is supposed to be our Supreme guardian didn't even call a meet with the girls affected. Those that still need medical care has been chased away with excuses. The one that broke her neck, the one that shifted her spine, oh lord…
No compensation
No accommodation
No cloths
No property
These girls are still struggling to meet up with lectures and exams, coming from home, everyday. Yes, Yabatech is very heartless

Others Problems We Face:

- No electricity: Electricity shouldn't be an issue in a student environment, but our own case is different. We don't even have light, and the few times we do, the porters refuse to switch on the hostel light FOR NO REASON! They only give us light from 7pm to 9pm then 5am to 6am. Just 5 hours in 24 hours, how do we cope.
That's just a tip of the iceberg. You need to come around the school in the evening and see the part time students receiving lectures with torch lights what the hell? I just can't.

- Unbearable classroom conditions: Classrooms should be a place where students find comfort in learning but that's not the case in Yabatech. All you can find his damaged chairs & tables that has been there for more than 7years, students are always at alert in fear of dangerous insects(Bed bugs being the Number 1), carrying bed bugs to our house or hostel after lectures, we can't even sleep.

- Unserviced labs: Yabatech labs cannot be compared with secondary school labs, since the creation of this labs over many years ago we still use the same old and outdated equipments and tools. How do we survived in the labour market when all we do is the same thing that was done 10years ago. Even in the new computer labs that was created about 3years ago, you hardly find a working computer.

All these complaints stated above are facts; you won't understand the kind of pain and suffering we've been enduring since we became slaved. We are on our knees begging. I speak for a myriad of students facing this issue in YABATECH, we can't die in silence anymore.
On a final note please I plead, I beg, I reach for help from anyone who knows what is feels like being a student living in this condition to take this up.

I plead with the federal government to come to this school and ask questions, not from the management because all they do is cover up, but from random students to express themselves and then they shall known the whole truth, come and help us, come and bail us out of being slaved students, make ot top priority to reinstate our Student Union Government, so that we can have a voice.

We are crying, we are suffering, we are tired, we are slaved…..

This is fp worthy!

Cc:
Lalasticlala
Mynd44
Obinoscopy
Ishilove
Fynestboi
Olawalebabs
Richiez
Tonyebarcanister
Tosyne2much

Wat ya think? Give d students a voice!!!

yabatechstudent:
YABATECH STUDENTS HAVE BEEN SLAVED!!!!
You may have probably heard great stories about the institution being a citadel of excellence, but it's nothing more than an old glory. The institution has a pronounced slogan which
says the first is still the best, that used to be true before the management was hoarded with less creative, stone hearted, myopic, naïve and self-centered administration. The management of Yaba college of technology has gone too far! They are no different from the British who came to Nigeria and dragged us into slavery using us to wash their linens. Unknown to everyone out there, the students of Yabatech are being maltreated, extorted, ignored and manipulated. We are basically slaved students!
Don’t be marveled by what is going to be posted under this article, as your jaw drops, don’t bother fixing it cos it’s going to drop again.

It all started with the management looking for a loophole to remove the SUG from the school so that they can carry out their ploy. Which succeeded in 2015, they suspended our SUG then set hell on us.

Listed below are a list of unscrupulous disgusting unethical things they’ve been doing to us students:

- Silencing students: The school silenced us, we can't speak out or cry out because we are being threatened with EXPULSION. Any student who tries to step out or lay complains, try to protest or raise issues publicly will be shut up, detained and expelled. Raise your voice and try to voice out, your life in school is at risk, you dare not talk. This is very wrong. Student shed tears because of this, they have no one to run to, no one to talk to, nowhere to complain, we are being broken.

- Exorbitant Bills: Well, what do we expect from a school without student union government, we have no voice and we can’t complain only abide.

Here are a list of naïve and extravagant bills we have/are paying:
- Hostel fee has been increased by the management and we can't complain or protest because we have no SUG and we will be expelled if we protest.

- Returning students had to pay N5,000 for trancscript during registration. This is basically sending our result from one building to another WITHIN THE SCHOOL and EACH returning student had to pay N5,000 for that why? So N5,000 is now the transport fare to carry our statement of result to an opposite building?

> Remember when a girl about to write her final paper and graduate died in the school because our medical care ignored her and didn't treat her that we rose in anger and vandalized the medical care. What the students destroyed didn't even need up to N100,000 to repair.
You won’t believe what the school did. They billed EVERY STUDENT N5,000. Yes, five thousand naira unless they will not collect their results when graduating.STUDENTS ARE HELPLESS!!! Their result will rot in the school unless they pay that N5000.

We had over 10,000+ students in that session, multiple it by 5,000 I'm sure my fingers will get tired from typing the Zeros.

Now let’s get to Grand finale of the whole matter.
Remember the hostel that got burnt?
Remember the girls that were taken into the ER because they were badly injured?
Remember the amount of properties lost , gadgets, documents, cloths, money, everything?
The school has abandoned the girls!!!!!!
The RECTOR who is supposed to be our Supreme guardian didn't even call a meet with the girls affected. Those that still need medical care has been chased away with excuses. The one that broke her neck, the one that shifted her spine, oh lord…
No compensation
No accommodation
No cloths
No property
These girls are still struggling to meet up with lectures and exams, coming from home, everyday. Yes, Yabatech is very heartless

Others Problems We Face:

- No electricity: Electricity shouldn't be an issue in a student environment, but our own case is different. We don't even have light, and the few times we do, the porters refuse to switch on the hostel light FOR NO REASON! They only give us light from 7pm to 9pm then 5am to 6am. Just 5 hours in 24 hours, how do we cope.
That's just a tip of the iceberg. You need to come around the school in the evening and see the part time students receiving lectures with torch lights what the hell? I just can't.

- Unbearable classroom conditions: Classrooms should be a place where students find comfort in learning but that's not the case in Yabatech. All you can find his damaged chairs & tables that has been there for more than 7years, students are always at alert in fear of dangerous insects(Bed bugs being the Number 1), carrying bed bugs to our house or hostel after lectures, we can't even sleep.

- Unserviced labs: Yabatech labs cannot be compared with secondary school labs, since the creation of this labs over many years ago we still use the same old and outdated equipments and tools. How do we survived in the labour market when all we do is the same thing that was done 10years ago. Even in the new computer labs that was created about 3years ago, you hardly find a working computer.

All these complaints stated above are facts; you won't understand the kind of pain and suffering we've been enduring since we became slaved. We are on our knees begging. I speak for a myriad of students facing this issue in YABATECH, we can't die in silence anymore.
On a final note please I plead, I beg, I reach for help from anyone who knows what is feels like being a student living in this condition to take this up.

I plead with the federal government to come to this school and ask questions, not from the management because all they do is cover up, but from random students to express themselves and then they shall known the whole truth, come and help us, come and bail us out of being slaved students, make ot top priority to reinstate our Student Union Government, so that we can have a voice.

We are crying, we are suffering, we are tired, we are slaved…..

This is fp worthy!

Cc:
Lalasticlala
Fynestboi
Olawalebabs
Richiez
Tonyebarcanister
Tosyne2much

Wat ya think? Give d students a voice!!!

germainediva:
How many people did you have s3x with in 2016.....let me go first .....well am bisexual ...3 male 2 female

Lol. 5 body counts?

Well, I broke a record dis year. Jex one. My lowest return since I started.

AngelsAndStars:
I'll call her now and propose...


wife material

Propose bawo? Bros we no go gri

KingOvoramwen1:




IGBO GIRLS!!!


THEY LIKE HANDWORK PASS LIPSTICK WORK!!!!!

IGBO BOYS BEWARE EDO BOYS DEY WIT DAGGER OO



I LOVE IGBO GIRLS!!!

Lol. She's not Igbo tho

Switup:
i haven't.

Choi! No wahala. Try it out sha. Tho I think Home was funnier(especially those boovs), Zootopia had a better storyline.

Switup:
Zootopia? more awesome than home??

in a zombie's voice... i. must.see.Zootobia aaaaaa.

Lol. Don't tell me u haven't seen Zootopia??

Switup:
the year is been long spent. weve got ours feed just enough and i dont think there's going to be a new animated movie between now and the end of the year... so wat animated movies would u say made your year...?

to me, its Home!

whats yours??

Home was definitely awesome!

But I think mine should be Zootopia!

It was more dan awesome!

UniQuegrACE:
yeah, complimenting hair,dress are just tales......yesh typical naija

Lol


Tiri Gbosa for u!!!

UniQuegrACE:
I JUST GOT MY ACCOUNT CREDITED....SIMPLE!!!

Money turns u ON shey??


Typical Naija babe. Lol

vicstar:
Let me get the ball rolling starting from my own experience
1) I met this college girl in my hood, after making acquaintance, things started going smoothly between us. She told me that she was burdened by her dad's inability to foot the bill for her semester's fee, I lured her into my friend's room so we could have a private time,then I gat things rolling and she wanted to hold me back and I was like "don't worry I'll go to the bank and get some money, I'll even pay for 3 semesters" guess how much was in my account?
2). I met this very good dancer, while getting laid I was like "don't worry when I get a lot of money I'll open a dance school for you" she was so overwhelmed.
3). My dicck is yours and yours alone,still wondering how to keep that promise.
4). Bae! Shey u wanna travel overseas? I'll talk to my bigbro over there and u'll go under he's company name.
Lol,if that's possible what am I still doing in nigeria??
5). I think your bro wanna be a singer, I can get you tekno's number(didn't use davido because she might not believe) lol, I get the number I still never do "collabo" with am??
Don't wanna bore you guys with just mine, feel free to share yours let the party begin, Cheers!!!

Had dis ex of mine and I invited her over an she came. I was surely in d mood and immediately I rushed to take a shower, she went through my phone and saw texts from my gf. Wen I got back, she started acting funny and told me dat I lied to her dat I wasn't dating anyone atm. Long story short, I begged o. Told her dat she was d only one for me. I promised her d whole Earth sef. Anything she wanted. Choi! Wen I finished, I thought of d stuff I said and laughed really hard. Couldn't believe I was d 1 saying things like dat.

Lol.

D girl is an enemy of progress. In fact, she's d total opposite of progress.


Make d guy no gri o. If he does, next time it's his selfie with Neymar and Suarez she will delete wen next she's angry.

tobillionaire:
i tire o.... ppl kip saying wat dy dont know, d portals are to b blamed fr d scarcity of water, because even thou therez light, thy wl nt pump water fr us to use. i wake up 4a.m everyday to bath befor shower stops runnin nd ppl start queing to fetch water frm d taps. nd besides we tried our best by throwing buckets of water, atleast dat prevented d fire frm extending to d 1st floor. its ppl dunno hw tall dat building is nd hw scourching d fire was

Bro, which hostel u dey sef? BTW, Bakassi is d worst hostel ever. A narrow passage, doesn't have its own source of water and still dey converted it to and all female hostel. But d portals are silly, sorry to say cos more properties could have been saved if dey allowed d guys in. Dey claimed dat dey would go in and steal. Abeg d property wey dem no steal, no be fire burn am?

Justnora:
So the student themselves cant stop the fire they are waiting for fire service in naija? them get luck sef

No water In d hostel. Besides, d male students were not allowed to go in and help out