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Watz Ur budget bruh? It's my hood.

madridguy:
Yesterday night was like war, never knew people around me want madrid to loss the match. Simply because they do not want CR7 to crown as the Igwe of football. At first the viewing center decoder was like under curse, we couldn't see the opening ceremony and the line up. My greatest prayer yesterday was answered " First to Score " knowing fully if ATM got the lead 2014 will automatically repeats it's self, now we don't have the likes of Di Maria and Ozil to perform the magic and it's might be a long thing. Carrasco almost ruined my day yesterday but Bless Jah at last Almighty God shut their mouth.

Am so happy.

Bruh, Ozil magic never existed in 2014.

He would rather win d FA cup twice than winning the Champions League twice. I feel his pain sha

bykebyke:
He won 3points.He didn't win the league.

But he scored, and last time I checked , Messi was in Casemiro's back pocket pleading to stay there forever


And Ronaldo jex won d biggest trophy in European club football. Kindly jex show some respect at least till next season. Tanx

U guys will stand a chance next season okay?

We will tell Atleti to go easy on u

bykebyke:
You must be joking.

Sure even in the league he's a small game player right?






















Remember him scoring d winner against Barca a very small team!

confistified:
naso bro..... i just keep laughing at people saying he needs euros or so...... maybe they've forgotten 2014 so soon.... messi reach the world cup nd Copa America final, Ronaldo didn't go far in world cup nd only scored 1 goal but won UEFA Champions League, UEFA super cup nd club world cup. .... Ronaldo would be crowned world best come January 2017

Lol... It's d Suarez fact dat got me laughing sef. Like d Liga and Copa del Rey triumph can be compared to the Champions league? And funny enough, d Euros only decide who is European best is, remember Andres Iniesta winning it dat year and Ronaldo claiming d Ballon d'Or.

Not even d Copa America Centenario can change dat. But we jex half way through d year sha. Nothing is decided yet. Well, if it had been a World cup and 1 of our big name triumphed on the big stage, it might have been a different story.

confistified:
to all those saying Suarez would win d world best i laugh at u in Swahili. .... abeg who wan vote Suarez pls tell me..... or have u forgotten dat his vampire issues is still fresh in d minds of coaches, media nd captains.... pls tell me hw many people would vote Suarez to be d world best player. ..... it's still between Ronaldo and Messi ....... nd Ronaldo is far ahead of messi..... we still have d UEFA super cup nd club world cup to clinch if Suarez wins d world best next year I'll stop watching football. ... To those saying UCL is not d most important trophy dis year pls get ur facts right. ... the contenders for d balon dor would not all play Euro or Copa America. ... in 2010 Argentina didn't go far nd yet messi won d world best...... in 2014 Argentina reached d final nd yet Ronaldo won d world best...... stop talking nonsense. ..... balon dor is all abt voting nd its still going to be between Ronaldo and Messi. .... Suarez fit nor carry 3rd sef

Suarez 53appearances 59goals (won la liga nd Copa del rey, highest goal scorer in la liga @ 40goals, Ronaldo second @ 35goals)
Messi 49appearances 41goals (won la liga nd Copa del rey)
Ronaldo 47appearances 51goals (won the champions league, highest goal scorer @ 16goals, Suarez @ 8goals

Spot on bro!!! U nailed it!!!

Abeg u deserve 1 crate of chilled Orijin, make u tak cool system.

hiroz:
see the press praising him like he won it and fans shouting ballon d'or...except ronaldo some how manages to win the euros,Suarez is still ahead of him for this season..

Bruh, can I ask you simple question? Wat guarantees winning d Ballon d'or?

hiroz:
atletico has now lost two finals in 3 years to same team,the last team to experience that was man utd who lost the 2009 and 2011 finals to Barcelona....Barcelona play man utd yeye that year...

In 2010 and 2012, Bayern also lost 2 finals. To Inter Milan and Chelsea.

Hollawaley:
the amount of time it takes to start back would be the amount of time used in cursing you

I swear, dey won't stop until d thing don load finish.

Especially wen there team is about to score an equalizer, as if say na there eye go make am score. Lol

Happened to me once, Omo no be small tin, ended up cursing dem back ni... I Even swear for dem say their team will lose d game.

Hollawaley:
The cursers: they are ready to curse your dead grand papa if you obstruct their view or if you trip on the tv or dstv wire

Lol... dont ever be d unfortunate one to trip on any of d cables, especially d DSTV own, cos of d amount of time it takes to start back up.

Bekwarra:
5. Ijora/Orile
I grouped these two together due to proximity. Ijora I can say categorically has the highest number of brothels in Lagos state. It is a slum where people live in squalor and poverty. The abode of all sorts of society rejects. Wherever you see brothels, then you know all sort of criminals abound there from armed robbers to fraudsters and drug addicts. A trip to Ijora might save me the stress of trying to describe an area of chaos and sodomy. Not that every other person you see in Ijora is bad, there are good people in some parts but the huge slum on the swamps and the dump sites along Orile are something else. At times you might want to think there's no government presence there. Light robberies, bag-snatching, drug peddling etc are the order of the day. Ijora, Badia, Orile are not for gentlemen.

4. Oshodi
I don't think Oshodi need introduction to any Lagosian. If you don't know Oshodi, then you don't know Lagos. Arguably the busiest bus stop in Lagos with inter state parks scattered everywhere. Oshodi is so notorious and despite Babatunde Fashola's best efforts to sanitize it, it still retains its notoriety. London Boys and Railway Line guys are still holding it by the jugular. The de facto emperor of Oshodi Musiliu Akinsanya AKA MC Oluomo is still holding sway with occasional gun battles for the soul of the NURTW cash cow by the different factions. The Railway Boys and London Boys are perennially at loggerheads. There are scammers, fraudsters, pick pockets and bag snatchers everywhere. When you are in Oshodi, always hold your pockets or bag firmly. Never allow a stranger you don't know hug you or get too close to you. Don't stop to talk to anyone claiming he just returned from Cotonou with good and looking for direction. Enough said for now.

3. Ajegunle
Twale 23million times. Is there anyone in Lagos that has never heard of Ajegunle? Chai! I still have a girl in Boundary sha *licks lips*. I respect Ajegunle a lot when it comes to being notorious. All crimes I mean all crimes you can think of as far as Lagos state is concerned are situated in that slum called Ajegunle. Apart from producing some of the best musicians Nigeria has ever known and some of the craziest lyrics and dance moves, Ajegunle also has many ugly side including but not limited to prostitution, drug-peddling and abuse, fraud, scam, thievery, vandalism, robbery, kidnapping etc. A real definiton of a slum and a ghetto.

2. Mushin
Well, I grew up here and I can rant about Mushin for the whole day. Mushin is notorious to a fault. In fact when you tell anybody that you are from Mushin, their countenance changes immediately. Mushin strikes fear into the heart of many people. Too much of everything chai! In fact some people find it hard to believe their are actually cool peeps in Mushin despite the fact that there are some totally perfect gentlemen. Mushin is so blessed with some rough neighbourhoods that will make even angels shiver with fear. Idi Araba, Morgan, Kekere-owo, Olushoga (OPC), Oloruntosin, Idi Oro, Ojuwoye, Moshalasi, Oju Ina, Wey, Akala, Olateju, Olorunsogo, Ile Epo Isale, Itire, Ladipo, Alasalatu, Alhaji Otta etc. These areas are just too notorious and not for gentlemen. You can't just walk through them anyhow. Robbery, fights, scam, fraud are in abundance. There was a time that hardly will a day go by without you hearing gunshots. If you are a policeman and you are posted to Mushin, go and beg the police service commission. Cultism is a thing of pride and most guys are engaged in it. It is so rampant that it is gradually becoming an identity. There are robbers, scammers, gangsters, fraudsters, kidnappers everywhere. You might not know your neighbour whose room precedes yours is an armed robber. You might not know that guy who plays the keyboard in church is Aiye Number One. Mooshine City is something else. God will one day deliver Mushin from Baba Alado guys, Idi Araba guys, Moshalashi guys and Ojuwoye guys. I miss that place though.

1. Island
Personally I think this is the only place that can trump Mushin in the whole of Lagos state. Lagos Island popularly called Isale Eko has been notorious since the 60s. They have the most vicious gang battles, they engage in fraud, they do forgery (Oluwole things), they are scammers, they "wash" currencies, they rob, they process travelling documents etc. Do you know how much they collect before containers can be offloaded. It's only in Eko that you'll see guys with singlets, dirty jean trousers, WHITE dunlop slippers and a chain worth hundreds of thousands of naira on their necks. SMH! They are the omo onile, they sell lands as if God is their biological father, they disturb developers, they can kill at the slightest provocation and they have real "instruments". English toh bad.

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Why u dey group Fadeyi and Bariga together? 2 diff slums if u ask me, u for add Isolo with Oshodi o... Those guys don't fight with guns, dem use juju!!!!!

Well, Iyana Ipaja isn't as notorious tho.. Jex 1 clumsy area. Agege no be beta place, don't wish it on my enemy sef, tho have gaht fam there

ladyF:
First rule to take note of when going to the villa, do not do business with those roadside guys. I repeat: DO NOT DO BUSINESS WITH THOSE ROADSIDE GUYS!!! Walk into a shop and transact. A word is enough for the wise. Dem no fit scam me sef. By the time you tell them say na from streets you sef dey come from...

It's [size=15pt]LadyF[/size] again

Taaaaarh!!!

Street pass Street o... Those dat think dey can't be scammed are d ones dat always come back with stories dat tosh like d OP

Johnjnr:
I was just outside chilling, and a guy just walked into a shop close to Were I was sitting. And I saw people hailing him, and he was very happy about it.

Infact d rate he SAGGED his trousers was something else. I dont think Dis guy is ok.

Pls fellow nairalanders what do u have to say about this

And bruh, Wat should we on NL do about it?

U had 2 options...

1) Mind Ur biz...

2) Correct him if u wana.

But taking photos and creating a thread about it? Come on!

Nollywood?? Nay!

Not a big fan tho... I watch a few, dat are either blockbusters or very funny, and by funny I mean really funny not stupid... cos some think dey making comedy movies, but dey seem a bit retarded.

Well, Good luck to u folks watching em...

For me, Nollywood, Bollywood and Telemundo are a big turn off

Dude, u gay af

olarhtunji:
15. 50 shades of black


Fifty Shades of Black is a 2016 American comedy film
directed by Michael Tiddes and starring Marlon Wayans ,
who also co-wrote and co-produced the film. The film is a
parody of the 2015 erotic romantic drama film Fifty Shades
of Grey ,

Captain America Civil war nko?

Zoolander 2

Zootopia

Dawn of Justice (even tho it's crap), it was widely watched.

Allegiant

Pharoahhhhhh:
i go taya abeg

Lol... Na so o

Pharoahhhhhh:
hehehehe bad guy

Bros. Abi nao

If ur TV dey show only 1 station everyday, u no go taya for am?

Abegi


I love STV a lot, I can watch dat channel in my sleep sef, does dat mean I can't watch NTA or AIT?

I love plantain die!!! E no mean say if plantain no dey available make I no chop another tin? Or should I eat plantain till eternity?

kobonaire:
If La Liga is the best league then why don't they earn more revenue than EPL?

Bruh, i beg to disagree with u. Are u ranking leagues based on revenue generated or performances in continental competitions? Cos I'm quite sure, d latter is UEFA's basis for ranking.
So, I don't understand where u got d idea of EPL being d best league in d World from.
It's d most watched league in d World, no doubt. But d best? Do u even study d coefficient ranking at all?
We all know who's at d top of d food chain right now

snrman:

Lol... Wat so interesting about Pique's face?

Oluwaseytiano:
Hala Madrid. Let's make the final

Yes Boss!!! Turn up Madridistas!!!!

Akposkool:
That rapist called Ronaldo is playing today oooo. That's bad news for city.
Well Antoine griezmann for Ballon d or. Hit like if you agree

Nah... he won't win it in d next 4 years sef. Lol.

Well, Wat do I know? No one knows d future, but with his kinda play, doesn't make him a ballon d'or candidates anytime soon.

But like I said before, Wat do I know? Anything I possible.

Sunnepa17:
Cool jarey, urz?

I'm holding my own right here bruh. We dey try. Lol

Sunnepa17:
Haba! Kilode....sho ara re ooo..lol

Lol.. Bruh, Wat I do na?

Sunnepa17:
Lolz....am cool nd yuu?

I'm Aii bruh. How ya end?

Lvlink:
I have obliged you. Go check your inbox, you can add me up dearie

Yes Ma'am

Lvlink:
okay! Have done that already

Check again.... I sent u another message

Sunnepa17:
Hmmm...no b frnt door jarey, qoute mention is frnt door while pm is back door buh yhu b sharp guy..ℓ̊ hope say d bell ЎO̶̲̥̅̊ΰ rung nah once nt 4eva?...lol

GƠ̴̴͡.̮Ơ̴̴͡D morning.

lwkmd!!! U dis Bros ehn?


No wahala sha...

Morning, Hope u doing good?

Lvlink:
Hi Kaylexzy, I saw your pm.

Yo!!! Inbox me.