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*sighs*

How did it get to dis stage?

MrImole:
Haven't you experienced it before?

God forbid bad tin


Are u kidding me? Datz fvckery of d highest order!!!

RadicallyBlunt:
Looolz. Nna ehn. Mental case dey spoil beauty

LMAO


Abi o...

Wen I see an ugly girl, I walk up to her, show her Ur pic and say, Thank God in every situation u find yourself in


She get hope for where u dey

ladyF:
The guy even try 199. Fear no even let me talk my JAMB score. Na only God fit help me this year

It's [size=15pt]LadyF[/size] again

Olodo, Lady F forming intelligent

ebyoma:
I am the beholder

Lol..... u definitely see things differently

ebyoma:
lol Beauty lies in the eyes of the beholder don't you think?

Lol... So dat applies to gorillas too...


Cos I don't think dey Behold any form of beauty...

ebyoma:
very sure

Hmmm... lemme check it again...




Ah! Dang it!! I'm finding it hard to distinguish it from other gorillas


Kindly tell me Wat makes it cute sef

Wetin b d title of d movie Abeg?


Make I go watch am

kingofvinyl:
Take a cup of sugar and pour it on your daddy,if the sugar stays on him,then he's definetely a sugar daddy

Thank me later

Holy Molly!!!


This got me ROTFLMAO

ebyoma:
But the gorilla is handsome in the first two pix..
LMAO at the 3rd pix.. see pose(nyash)

Lol... u sure about dat?


All gorillas look d same to me tho

Abeg I still don't get something o, does her face determine d name u will give her?


Abegi give her any name dat comes to ur mind jhor

Dennygirl:
A guy approached me this afternoon on my way to the market,we got talking,one thing leading to another we decided to exchange contact.. So as i was typing his number on my phone,he asked if am left handed since i was typing with left hand.. Chess!you need to see the disgusting look on this guy face,when i confirmed his suspicion.! Am pained really,for a moment i wondered if there is anything wrong with a left handed lady....

Damn dat N***a, he's jex plain stupid jawe.


I actually admire left handed folks... dunno why, maybe cos my mum was left handed, I guess...


The way dey use dat left hand ehn, seems really cool tho

prettythicksme:
WTF!! i swear his dick will die bf him,if u knw wat i mean!

I don't know Wat u mean, kindly explain... Tanx

MzOnajin1:
There's love in sharing

Sharing bawo?

Her grammar jex spoilt d whole write up for me



Someone please explain it to me

Please d sense in dis thread seems invincible to me


Someone kindly help me out here

lurlah2014:
whats the big deal about this, i do this a lot with my girl friends, kiss her boobs etc


Nigerians and the evil thinking

SKIBO ARE YOU KIDDING ME??


BTW modify dat sh** ASAP... Thank me later

lurlah2014:
whats the big deal about this, i do this a lot with my girl friends, kiss her boobs etc


Nigerians and the evil thinking

SKIBO ARE YOU KIDDING ME??


BTW modify dat sh** ASAP... Thank m later

Pheals:
which one the middle or the thumb

Well, literally I think u check d size of his middle finger, dey should give u a better insight

geni340:
my eyes only? dats scary...i would rather run for dear life..

Geheeheehee... Nothing to be scared about jhor!!!


Wat has Ur eyes never seen before?

geni340:
just passing...

Lol... geni340 PM me, gaht something for ya eyes only

Pheals:
Serious through lips !! this one is new to me ooo what of the men how we go take know?

His fingers... Thank me later

HateU2:

Kaylexzy sneh

HateU2 sneh

HateU2:
I can't be a good girl all the time nah.

Na so sha



Badoo of life

HateU2:
What are u thinking about? There are times you just feel like going a little crazy

Chai!!!!!


Hmmm... I comment my reserve...


Going a Lil crazy uhn?


Seems kinda Nawty

HateU2:
Dude, yes. Sometimes when u wanna do crazy things, just drink

Crazy things like Wah?



Hope it's not Wat I'm pondering sha?

HateU2:
Na then you go know say I be talkative, a good dancer(funny dancing steps ni o) and a laughing gas but after d hang over ehn, I go reset back to d shy girl that I am

Ah!!!! Mogbe!!! HateU2 so u drink alcohol?


And u also get drunk ehn?

skywalker240:
Same here, dats how my gf knew i visited an olosho at a brothel

LMAO!!!! Na die be dat o


U go manipulate lie give am noni

skywalker240:
Bro u know d drill, me too i talk anyhow

I swear, I go je dey talk like person wey dem nack juju...


E get 1 time, I talk sotey, I no know wen I start telling folks d peeps and like and d 1s I don't... And dey were there looking at me

alexistaiwo:
Though i dont take alcohol. one of my guy ehnnn. When the bro guage na singing mode activated. Share yours

I start saying d truth.... I become so truthful dat I say things d way I see em, not minding who I'm talking to...


In fact, if u wana get d bitter truth and deepest secret outta me, jex get me drunk or wait till I'm enjoying a sweet sleep after a stressful day, I swear I can confess my sins