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hatux:
*Ayam cuming*

Please don't cum o

OP, wats d name of d movie?


Shey Na tragedy Abi na comedy?


Would dey catch d bad guy?


Well, u know d drill, pishure or________


Fill in d gap ^

Nobody

Nobody


I don't care


I don't give a Bleep



Ehm... who else do I wana wish sef?

*sighs*

Dem plenty na



Weyrey re by stfuareyougod



Iyalaya by kaylexzy


Touch Ur toes by cruzita


Don't touch my Geni340 by captainmilk


Abeg, d list too much

Oyin93:
lol,abi now

Aii... Tanx to Jah u scaled through

Well, he was an aspiring musician


Now an aspiring Video director...


Bros, showbiz ain't by force...

u get money Na... At least do something different *sighs*

Oyin93:
Remembered my first jamb ever,took a bike with my friend after d exam waving at people n saying"bye to jamb"not knowing some witches were dere saying"u go come back".After 3 attempts,made it n presently in my second year.I wish all prospective jambites success in their exam...May u not av d cause to resit jamb o

Aunty, u be Veteran for Jamb o

Truth or lie?


Dis means his village folks have finally decided to wash hands off his matter



Congrats jhor!!! Tiri gbosa!!!!

Wait o... Do dey celebrate their birthdays every 4 years?

OK we have heard u....


Ehm... And Aunty Refiner, did u stand over him before?

Mariamoyiza:
who is the one person u can talk to abt anything no matter how embarrasing or private

Myself only,


Trust nobody real niggas still scarce *in Falz voice*

nanauju:
The breasts really need retirement jare
Seriously . Over 4k men?? Meanwhile some women live with just one all their lives

LMAO!!!!


She deserves an award I guess

Which kind tin be dis 1 again?


Nkan be o

Mimido2:
yawns......geez am hungry

Wat u wana eat?

captainmilk:
Better

Lol.... Yes Boss

Jerryspryng:
A photographer is not just a wedding photographer, bt an all-rounder. And it gives u d chance to add more hustles if u wish!!!

Definitely, so no wedding shows shouldn't hinder d profession

handsam:
When was she ever urs. .its beta u r leaving her. .i was abt 2 pack ha out of d house

OK sir

captainmilk:
My babe

Ahan!!! How many of una na?

Oya, me don wash my hand commot, make una carry am dey go

LORDSAMURAI:
dats my nigga

Yes Boss.... She's all yours

WiLdFLame:
Allow lordsamurai, handsam and captainmilk catch u, u wan dey help dem drag dis bae ni?

Well, me no fit fight, if dey want her... Dey should come and take her o...

WiLdFLame:
LORDSAMURAI,HANDSAM,KAYLEXZY,maxi112....hw far witch one u like? discount dey oo

Geni340!!!!!!

handsam:
When was she ever urz . .

LMAO!!! Bros no vex, I no sabi fight, she's all yours

Jerryspryng:
U fink so






So hw come photography these days brings so much money & fame to those who knws their way

Bruh, jex like u said.... To those who know their way...

And mind u, as a photographer, u don't rely solemnly on weddings nao...


Ask TY Bello... lol

dollyjoy:
eeeeeh,i even prefer them big and pot bellied

Chai!!!! Mogbe!!!!


If their wives catch u ehn? U will know say acid no be ice water

sinaj:
go jore

Lol... u don vex?

dollyjoy:
i dnt do student

Ah!!!! Team sugar daddy niyen


No wonder

NiRfreak:
It depends on the scenario and environment. The list of coping mechanism are

1 bending down like you want to write with your fingers the way jesus did in the bible

2 Tilting forward like a sudden stomach ache just gripped you

3 Putting your hand in your pocket and trying to hold the head of the stiff gear from the pocket ,drag it side-ways changing its course of direction to a right-turn or left-turn depending on the hands in the pocket

4 Cover up method....this entails covering the raging ass.hole with whatever uar holding e.g folder, envelope, bag, portfolio, even your two hands can do wonders the way player usually cover it up during free kick

5 Abruptly changing direction of your movement away from the eyes of people

6 Playing tricks on your mind:....e.g thinking about jesus on the cross of calvary shedding his blood for the sake of the sin of d diick

7...etc...add urs

This dude is a freaking pro!!!!

dollyjoy:
Your own no just pass to dey open thread upandan.




ok,my worst punishment,during my days in secondary school,i skipped classes to meet loverboy.the next morning,i went to school looking innocent and mary Amakarish,as usual,so during the morning assembly,behold,our principal who rarely attend the morning assembly,came and started a long note on immorality and moral decadence among youth and teens in general using ME as a case study.


The whole school shouted oooooooooooo for i was really decent and modest both in appearance and all.the teacher where shocked and openly expressed their disappointment.


Long story short,i was publicly flogged and my prefect badge was taken from me...


I was later told my neighbour who attended the same school with me,was the one that informed the principal about my absence from school and that i left home before him so cant possibly be at home.


An experience that av remained ever green in my memory.




Trust was lost,hatred was breed but life goes on


just because of a "boy" to think he is an ex na self.mtheeew

Sorry ehn?

D dude wasn't a student?

sinaj:
I was called out in d general assembly to read my love letter




It was so so embarrassing
I fell sick afterwards nd missed skul for 1week coz of d shame


Was in jss2

So, e don Tey wey u start...

Nawao

winilove:
Na d face i come see

Lol... Me sef dey find am

Abeg u get torchlight?

PeinDanzo:
Me too, manga is far far superior to american comics ..The characters are just too epic and endearing,they change your outlook of life, From Itachi(Naruto) to yamamoto(Bleach) to whitebeard(One piece) to Erza(Fairy tail) to L (Death note) to edward elric ..e.t.c ..Animes are just too great!

Exactly, Death note actually messed with my brain a lot...


And d story lines in Japanese mangas are way better