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Romance / Re: How Can One Upgrades From Being In A Friendzone To Being A Boyfriend? by Kaylexzy(m): 11:01am On Apr 11, 2016
PoliticalThuG:
it is not a bad idea if a ask her to refund my money

And if she doesn't, Wat would u do den? Rape her? Beat her?
Romance / Re: How Can One Upgrades From Being In A Friendzone To Being A Boyfriend? by Kaylexzy(m): 10:57am On Apr 11, 2016
PoliticalThuG:
how about my money she has been choping?



Lol... u 1 collect am back ni?


Bros na like wen scammer Scam person o.


E don go cry
Romance / Re: Rosaline Wore Bumshort Today In church And My D Decided To Disgrace Me [pics] by Kaylexzy(m): 10:55am On Apr 11, 2016
Bornita:
ion blame ya, afterall body no be firewood. Btwn, what's the name of your church?


Lol... U 1 attend OP's church ni? grin
Romance / Re: Omg!! Funny Story Of A Lady Who Met A Side-chick In Her Boyfriend's House by Kaylexzy(m): 10:51am On Apr 11, 2016
HateU2:
We are al side chicks to a guy nah till they decide to choose the main chick.




Meanwhile, it's something I can do also. I can't ever fight ontop a guy! Tah! Laye. That's maturity.


Lol... Ur 1st point is true...


But why do I smell lies in ur 2nd point?

*runs away*
Romance / Re: How Can One Upgrades From Being In A Friendzone To Being A Boyfriend? by Kaylexzy(m): 10:44am On Apr 11, 2016
PoliticalThuG:
what can i do to come out of this friendzone is the question.


Stop asking senseless question


Bros no hope again jhor!


16 years in d dreaded region? Forgerrit angry
Romance / Re: Ladies Do Not Take Drinks From Your Boyfriends by Kaylexzy(m): 10:31am On Apr 11, 2016
How about wen a guy visits a girl and she puts Otumokpo in his food or drink? grin

Would u open a thread about dat too? undecided
Romance / Re: How Can One Upgrades From Being In A Friendzone To Being A Boyfriend? by Kaylexzy(m): 10:22am On Apr 11, 2016
Mehn Bros u need TB Joshua + Oyedepo + Adeboye in ur life o... grin


16 years bawo? shocked

Mehn, Wat have u been doing for 16 years sef? U probably are in ur 30's o undecided
Romance / Re: (HELP) I'm in love with him but his Dick is too Small (pics) Rated 18+ only by Kaylexzy(m): 10:17am On Apr 11, 2016
KeriBaby:
Na wah o!! Why do some girls like big dicks sef... something wey go dey pain. ... the smaller the better for me grin grin





That 1 in d pic ehn? grin


I'm sure u won't like it lipsrsealed
Education / Re: Reason For High Fees And Turnout Of First Class Graduates In Private Unis. by Kaylexzy(m): 7:20am On Apr 11, 2016
ReverseEngineer:
Dear Op, I understand your grievances especially after reading and digesting the thread:
https://www.nairaland.com/3040194/private-universities-facilities-analysis
But consider this excerpt from the thread:

The fallacy that private universities are well
equipped has to stop. It's sheer mediocrity. I can
tell you they are even less equipped than public
Schools. Would you compare the Medical
program of Unilorin to that of CU (If any)? Or
UCH to Babcock's? Severally, we've even seen
these schools come to the so called Ill equipped
schools to lend some apparatus when some of
their programs are to be accredited. These
"Outdated" schools produce students who shine
internationally at quizzes while the "up-to-date"
ones are beaten flawlessly by the former.
Concerning how equipped they are, tell that to
Iranians who have no idea how things are done
here.


Thank you.


Bruh,can I like dis Ur comment 5 times?


I mean u made complete sense.


Thumbs up jawe
Romance / Re: "My Neighbour Has A Girlfriend But Still Sleeps With Me Every Time” by Kaylexzy(m): 4:56am On Apr 11, 2016
Moorevibe:


I dey fine lah grin
Wbu kiss

I'm good o


How Ur side nao?
Romance / Re: "My Neighbour Has A Girlfriend But Still Sleeps With Me Every Time” by Kaylexzy(m): 5:55am On Apr 09, 2016
Moorevibe:

OK OK tongue

Lol....



How u dey jhor? cool
Romance / Re: "My Neighbour Has A Girlfriend But Still Sleeps With Me Every Time” by Kaylexzy(m): 7:09am On Apr 08, 2016
Moorevibe:


Hey yo! I'm not the lady in the shared experience. OK

It was submitted on the blog or publication though kinda sourced


OK ma'am...


Good it ain't u grin
Romance / Re: God! I'm in a big mess please help me by Kaylexzy(m): 6:43am On Apr 08, 2016
Drawsoup:
This is a follow up of my post January 24th 2016.

My girlfriend I dated for 3years (no sex relationship) left me after a wealthy guy came her way Feb. She eventually offered my her virginity before the marriage since I was faithful to the no sex relationship till she was about leaving me. I ask nairalanders if I should accept the offer or not. I got missed reactions.

Fast forward we eventually had sex. (both of us were first times) for one week before her marriage Feb 27th 2016.

Now she is pregnant but she said that I'm responsible. I asked her if the husband has not slept with her, she said he has many times but she said I'm responsible for the pregnancy. He said the husband is happy she is pregnant but the man don't know he is not responsible and she can't keep it away from me.

I'm confused please I need help.

Abuse me but after the abuse suggest something reasonable.


Cc

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Bruh, na to calm down analyse Ur issue o...


1st of all, don't jex accept d child is yours without enough proof... Girls o nowadays ehn? She fit 1 tie u down as a concubine..lol

So, u jex have to wait till she gives birth before u do a DNA test if u get d money... But at d same time, know dat there is a possibility d Child is yours....


And pls for Bleep sake, try to distance yourself from her.... Hope say una still no dey see intimately since den?

Cos it would be a disaster o...

My 2 cents advice wink
Romance / Re: Choiii by Kaylexzy(m): 6:37am On Apr 08, 2016
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HOW COLD FR UNA SIDE? grin



Cold Abi heat?? undecided God dey... grin


D heat be like say dem dey test run Hell fire ni o... cry


I sleep so close to d door dis days... lol
Politics / Re: Senator Blames Jonathan For Buhari’s Frequent Foreign Trips by Kaylexzy(m): 3:22pm On Apr 07, 2016
tenderlaw:


You be fine girl o, but you no get sense. Wallahi.



Mehn, Bros u no get chill at all grin


As e dey hot cool
Celebrities / Re: Jjc’s Mother Prays For Funke Akindele To Bear Her Grandchildren (Photos) by Kaylexzy(m): 6:01pm On Apr 04, 2016
OK... Good for dem...
















Anything else? embarassed

Cos light and fuel no dey

I have to limit the number of times I refresh my browser cos of battery cry
Travel / Re: NAMA Ibadan Airport Bans Telemundo by Kaylexzy(m): 5:33pm On Apr 04, 2016
Ehiscotch:
I wonder how people get addicted to telemundo series. It's just the same shii recycled all over agains, they just change the casts & the setting. The storyline is pretty unchanged: Maria & Bruno meet & fall in love (mostly accidentally). Maria is rich & Bruno is not (or vice versa). Due to some circumstances they make up & break up till the movie ends , at the end they end up married. Sometimes I wonder what the moral of the story is. Most of the actors still end up in broken homes.


Bruh,may d good Lord in Heaven bless u abundantly for dis comment


In fact, I wish I could like dis comment of yours 50 times...

U nailed it in so many ways cool
Sports / Re: AFCON Qualifiers: Mancity Writes About Iheanacho by Kaylexzy(m): 4:37pm On Mar 30, 2016
ijaw1stson:
lol no o... u de correct sha


Lol... Spain, England, Brazil, Italy...


All of dem dey out sentiment for team selection...

Well, it all comes down to who d managers favour and thinks is best suited to his style of play

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Sports / Re: AFCON Qualifiers: Mancity Writes About Iheanacho by Kaylexzy(m): 1:30pm On Mar 30, 2016
ijaw1stson:
they should know by now that in Nigeria we politicise everything.. too bad sha


Bros, no be only Nigeria, it's in every country o.... grin


Abi u want make I dey list am? cool
Education / Re: Biochemistry Course Rep Apologizes To Ex-Coursemates For Misusing Money (photo) by Kaylexzy(m): 10:49am On Mar 24, 2016
leokinguch:
She has to return all the money she ate, to the department.....for her restitution to b complete. People self.



Me sef dey think am o shocked


Wat she did is incomplete, it's like saying OBJ comes out to say he's sorry for embezzling a certain amount of money during his regime and we should all forgive him? grin
Romance / Re: Have You Ever Reached Orgasm Because Of Fear? by Kaylexzy(m): 9:49am On Mar 21, 2016
winkmart:


Its not my brother..Infact it happens to only teenagers that have not experienced sex and do not even have much sex thougts..Its a kind of hormonal surge due to high level of adrenaline pumping into your blood stream...infact, you wont even know it was coming until when it happened

It happened to me while i was 13...and i realise it happens to most people during examinations


Oh! Owkay



Haven't experienced it tho grin


But it will be totally embarrassing cry
Crime / Re: 15-Year-Old JAMB Candidate Kidnapped In Lagos While Going For Exam (Photo) by Kaylexzy(m): 12:44pm On Mar 17, 2016
Dinirojones:
NPF and their incompetent ways of handling issues undecided....they should have tracked that cell phone immediately the phone was ringing.....we still have to go in this country...

Wishing her safe recovery...... embarassed


Track ke? NPF sabi track? undecided

U expect too much from dis folks I guess..

BTW, safe recovery ke? shocked

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Fashion / Re: Lady Turns Her Father's Old Suit Into This (Photo) by Kaylexzy(m): 2:01pm On Mar 15, 2016
OK... Big News... undecided



Next!!!! angry
Romance / Re: Ladies What's Your Idea Of Perfect Guy Physique? by Kaylexzy(m): 6:14am On Mar 13, 2016
WiLdFLame:
lordsamurai,handsam,kaylexzy,cruzita,hateu2, let hear ur perfect guy/lady physique nau?

Hairy Ladies - Big turnoff


Moderate boobi and butt - Huge turn on


Big boobi and butt - Fairly Owkay


Small boobi and butt - turnoff


Big boobi and small butt - still OK


Small boobi and big butt - same with d above


Cute face and small Endowment- very nice


Endowment and not too cute face- Ok sha

grin

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Romance / Re: How To Know If Your Girlfriend Is Cheating On You(photo) by Kaylexzy(m): 3:42pm On Mar 12, 2016
Suigeneris93:



If you ask me, na who I go ask? undecided

*sighs* angry
Romance / Re: How To Know If Your Girlfriend Is Cheating On You(photo) by Kaylexzy(m): 6:44am On Mar 12, 2016
Suigeneris93:
I've always said it, most female friends are snitch beeshes. Reason why I'd rather roll alone cool


Lol.... Ehyah


But why do u girls do dat to 1 another? undecided
Romance / Re: Guys Are Loosers by Kaylexzy(m): 4:12pm On Mar 11, 2016
Evathyst:
Lamentations from an ex-runz girl. undecided


When did 'coded' prostitution become a legitimate means of livelihood?


It's ilks like you that make lazy, broke-ass, good for nothing, rable-rousing, and demented guys tag we ladies 'Gold digger' undecided



Since my existence on earth, no guy has ever insulted me or called me names. Craze dey him head? I work for my money, I pay my bills, and I've never seen relationship as a business opportunity.



Oya!!! Independent Lady...


I love d sound of dat wink
Romance / Re: International Women's Day Or Feminists' Day? by Kaylexzy(m): 8:28am On Mar 09, 2016
HateU2:
Bring it sad

Holy Spirit told me dat u did not read it


Taaaaarh undecided


I actually read it tongue
Romance / Re: International Women's Day Or Feminists' Day? by Kaylexzy(m): 7:54am On Mar 09, 2016
HateU2:
I knew it!!

Oya make I open ur brain and put am inside tongue


Come open am na tongue


And how did u know sef? undecided
Romance / Re: International Women's Day Or Feminists' Day? by Kaylexzy(m): 7:48am On Mar 09, 2016
HateU2:
Kaylexzy, did u read it undecided undecided
Happy Fem day to us.
Meanwhile, seun love, we need more smileys here oo


HateU2, u know I'm allergic to reading...


U can help me out tongue
Romance / Re: International Women's Day Or Feminists' Day? by Kaylexzy(m): 7:37am On Mar 09, 2016
Dis is classy!!!


Top notch writeup


Thumbs up bruh grin
Romance / Re: Guys Enter Here.. by Kaylexzy(m): 7:17am On Mar 09, 2016
Lol @ d dude above me. grin


But dis is 100% true bruh wink

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