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bt 50cent survived it nau...click-clack-pau...officer down

SIRmanjar:
The tourist king wetin you want make im happen before?Ehh!Keep forming mr dj humility..Oba Rilwan na your elder anytime anyday while you be small boy wey just enter throne..OBA Rilwane rules over 15million subjects the yorubas, ibos,hausas,Ijaws,efiks,Tivs,ishekiris,Urhobos,fulanis,and the hole ethnic group in Nigeria..while u rule over roughly 100 thousand subjects..Next time u see him make sure u prostrate and kwayetly have a seat at the back role.

i hope ur kids will ghet to see this ur post someday...if u will av any.

every monitoring spirit monitoring my progress...go blind by faya!!!

she has spent d 500k finish...
goes back to ha "real jab"

na burial b ds...
naaahhh...
ds one na intromimo.
the money dey cant spent for dier parents wen dey still alive...

Addicted2Women:

My mentor

I want to be like you when i grow up

Buhari will not be happy about this

I tink u shld be more concerned bout how ur parents and future family will feel...buhari doesnt even knw u exist.
U wan to be lik charlie boy...without meetn u,i knw d kind of person u are...a PERVERT!!!

wu b linda ikeji??

uzoclinton:
You are sick... you really need help.

dt makes the two of us

CyrusTheGreat:
Your argument and analogy is so stupid I think it gave me acute brain damage.

The comment about animals showing homosexual behaviour is in response to the uneducated religious morons who claim that homosexuality is unnatural/non-existent in nature. Humans being a 'higher animal' (?) does not discredit homosexuals or their activities in any way.

I swear, so many stupid Christians will find any excuse to defend their idiotic hatred of consentual lovers.



Bleep god. If god existed I'd piss on his chair and set fire to his palace!

Luckily, god doesn't exist, so there is no need for such violence.

wen pple are too comfortable wif life,dey just vomit RUBBISH!!!
Go to gbobi and yaba left,repeat wat u just said and see if u wunt bcom one of their patients too.
stupidt idiot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LESS I FORGET,dt "acute brain damage" u just claimed will be permanent in your life IJN.

uzoclinton:
so I guess God didn't mean it when he said we should give thanks in all circumstances

u nid brain surgery bro...
am sure u were part of the pple dt abused kemen.
some pple are nt worthy to be called "human".
GOD is nt ur fckn mate niccur.
so after u finish raping a girl(as usual),u go thank God
fckn mofo!!!
U SHLD BE STRIPPED AND FLOGGED IN PUBLIC!!!!!!!!!!!

izzou:


She even thanked God for grace

Which God abeg?

i taya oooooooooooooooo

Mr2kay3:
Lets be honest she is not fine


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Lets be honest...shes nt ur babe!!!
lesson:kip ur fckn opinion to yaslf niccur...

Stegomiah:
Too skinny
She should add some flesh

show me a successful and popular MODEL that is fat!!!

Noneroone:
Good for you. Have u reconciled with your family?

na u dem dey wait for...oga reconcilar

its not ur decision whether to have babies or not.
as long as u married,dts a ticket to loads of unlimited sex...wc leads to pregnancy automatically
or person wey neva get pickn dey do family planning
if u nt ready to have kids,y did u get married in d first place biko

tribalistseun:
I can see the rapist there.with his N400 shirts as usual. He should be in prison. Quote me anywhere

u shld be stripped and flogged in public...
rapist callin anoda person rapist.
U ARE A FCKN RAPIST BRO!!!
come and beat me

CROWNWEALTH019:
He died in vain



R.I.Pto the dead

his death will be recognised than yours.

the koenigsegg please

chuose2:
If I had $1.5 million.

I'd spend it to educate Nigerians that NYSC is just a way to take under-paid labour to the North.

And educate Nigerians that they have the right to self determination.

Then use the rest to let people know that tithing is not a law in the New Testament.

The one wey remain, I go buy me and my wife moto.
If e go reach Bugatti fine, if not na Beamer

d question was clear enuf na...haba!!!
oversabi.
if u had d amount stated to buy any of the two cars...sorry machines,wc one wuld it be
wats wif the epistle
d correct question to "ur epistle" is:if u had $1.5mil,wat wuld u do wif it?

Lexusgs430:
I would keep the money in the bank, wait for the value to depreciate or look for two slightly higher mileage examples.
You see, I can buy both.........

aw many times u write jamb

Sista tbox,wetin u want sefhehn
U wan see d guy obituary pishur
I still stand my ground dt kemen was unlawfully disqualified.if anybody is sueing,shld be him.
Bfor a case of sexual assault can b valid,d victim must have witnessed d assault(wc u claimed u didnt) and must have reported to the appropriate authority(wc u also didnt cause u didnt know wat fckn apnd to u)
Ur parents shld b ashamed of u for been a manipulator.
And for the pple condenming kemen,remember tboss asked kemen to wash ha back(while she was half naked) a day bfor!!!
To me,dts called progressive consent(lead-on)
D girl...sorry lady we talkn bout here sef doesnt luk responsible to me(wif tattoes and piercings).
Seems u were biggies favourite housemate.
He was even d one dt reported kemen to u.
Anyweiz,MTN & GLO has enuf ambassadors for nau,and even wen dey nid one...DEFINITELY NOT YOU!!!!!!!!!!!
#Truns
Am sure ur consience is pierced too.

beardlessdude:
i never said it could take me to heaven. All i said was toyota is a stupid plastic

it takes a "SUCCESSFUL INVENTOR" to condemn another man's invention.
Sooo,d question is...ARE U A SUCCESSFUL INVENTOR

beardlessdude:
i proudly own the bmw 328i not some decorated plastic

shld be able to take u to heaven yeah

8hundi...cash down

nepapole:
Ok....tnx bro.

u re welicomu

maursatt:
This is what make a city thick, no good thing comes on a free plate. Abroad is fine, those are the things that put them where they are today. I living in Europe for almost 2 decades now and I have not stop paying those bills till today. I bought my house 2002, I pay for refuse, pay for for circulating the road, I pay the council for my house being in that local government, I pay for the garden the children play near my house and so many things. Good environment calls for proper funding.what we should be talking about is that they use the money judiciously.

hmmm europe u said
dt explains ur diction

engrrichie92:
Started driving like Jan this year
and after going from unsteady hands to my hands now being steady and now knowing how to measure my
car during driving(i struggled with it a lot and my car body parts paid severely for it, thank God for insurance)

Now i feel very comfortable driving and to add to my driving CV, have even driven pass the famous third mainland bridge(the first time was
really terrifying) but there is an issue, my reverse skills is till wack and i end up schooling myself right inside the car on where the car will go if i go this way or that way when im on reverse with angry drivers blaring horn here and there..i can annoyingly take time when trying to reverse and be very sure of how the car will move before i start(before i do 360 on a major road with my car)..yea, i may be that guy you swore for the other day for wasting your time..sorryyy!

This applies to my parking skills, i noticed if i dont get someone to direct me, i end up parking and when i step out, i just noticed the front end is one way, the "yansh" is another way(not that bad tho, but the point is i dont get it right most times without direction)

How do i improve, how do i make reversing part of me(i see some pros do it with ease and im like " when we i ever get to this point"
Im four months and still counting
Maybe i should just re-enrol in a driving school..

What do you think, i wanna be a pro-driver

go park in front of ikeja cantonment.

nepapole:
Good afternoon good people. My clutch suddenly went flat this afternoon after the vehicle was parked for about 1hr. Pls what cud be d cause? Vehicle is a 2001/2002 Mercedes Benz Vito.

d kit is spoilt.
buy new one and brake fliud then fix...u gud to go

lonelydora:
Take auto and i take manual tranny. I will get to maiduguri before you.

convam

tellwisdom:
Are these Police?

NOOO....road safety

EfccBoss:
His bad shape of head + her bad eye

A minute silence for their kids

+your bad mouth
A minute silence for the unlucky lady that kisses it.