irunoko:
Ose dear

Be like say thunder wan fire you.
Tani dear e

alphaNomega:


It's either you're a policeman or your loved one is.

Read and understand before you Comment on any post

irunoko:
Thank God you made lemons out of the lemonade life threw at you and made something meaningful out of your life and I hope your irresponsible sperm donor has finally received sense

Wehdone,barman

Benard5050:
I'm 29 yrs old, I had a breakup with the girl I've been dating for 4 yrs this year April. Since then it has been so hard for me 2 be in a relationship cos I think my ex could still come back cos I still love her.

I had a brief relationship with a lady last 2 months but didn't last long cos I'm still yet over my ex.

There's this lady that joined my working place and also my next-door neighbor, she's kind and her character has been so gud for d six weeks she started working at my place of work.

I think I'm loving her but I will not want what happened with d lady I had a brief relationship with to happen again.

Guys do u think I should go ahead and ask her out?

I'm scared of d negative that might arise cos we are working in d same establishment even though I'm a senior colleague to her there.

Guys is this advisable? I'll be on d tread to answer any question u might want to ask. Thanks.

Mumu.Instead of looking for how your life will get better,na woman dey your head

XXXXTENTACION:
His Village people have finally suceeded....
selling Aba made clothes in the U.K...
who go buy am
na white man go buy aba made clothes...

You no get sense

slimfit1:
I feel sorry for the man, you are walking into the lion's den. What makes her to go and sleep/ marry someone old enough to be her great grandfather.

Money and reduced knacking

BeardedMeat:
My brother just imagine the story!

For how long?

Our mumu go never do

Kissmyassbiach:
Is it common sense y’all lack? If you call yourself a Christian, you have to do white weddings. What does that have to do with traditions?

If you’re going to reject some parts of the religion, might as well reject the whole and be free.

Show me a place where Christianity tallies with white wedding!!!
Your mumu never do

We would have experienced true independence

I pity those who still believe in "one najeria"

I tot he said there were no victims

I believe FFK said worse

Naija used car with abuja plate
Itris well

Nigerialabalaba:

No son of the soil from Lagos go sidon watch you burn down Lagos again.

Una go carry the protest go una papa village and Falana village for Ekiti las las ni o.

If you tink say you go come from your village come spoil Lasgidi, na lie o. We go use ibile for you. Go ask dem IPOB terrorists and arsonists how far. You see as dem don burn dem papa and mama finish. Na so ibile go touch you and cast your life with ijinle afflictions till you kpai so tey no soap go wash the affliction away from your tribe, family and village .

You be mumu.
You will soon learn.
Those guys that were wielding weapons nko
You think they were protesters
Your mumu never do.
The government likes dumb pple like you, easy to manipulate.

Afi "setted"

How much dem pay you for this advert

theTranscriber:
I pity anyone that is used to test this. there's a reason robots are not used in stuff like this

even perfected tech like phones go haywire

I no go near dis kin tech

if una no fit give me real surgeon

make I die dey go meet my ansestors biko


until it goes haywire

then you'll know that death is better than torture

especially if the shutting down system goes bad

By the time you have a life threatening ailment now, na you go rush use am...mumu

OLDESTWARRIBOY:
Who this one help?? If he good before, nobody go ask am for money!!

Haiti with their earthquake and Vodoo filled land fil cough for were even countries like
Central African Republic or Madagascar talkless of Nigeria for Football?

If Na England, we fil reason am small, but Haiti?? Fucking Haiti?? Fuuq Outta Here!!

Make e go jor!! We get Chukwueze and Chidera Ejuke.

You no get shame

helinues:
And who dah hell is this?

No be only Macaroni but Spaghetti

Werey, you dey speak English
He is more known than your helinues black head

That place is not lekki bros!!!
Anything after ajah is a long thing

benuejosh:
We should be grateful we have Buhari. If it were PDP they would have budgeted to build a new Villa. You work better when you're comfortable.

And his kinsman are killing your people steady...mumu

His is expecting something HUGE

Two pigs in blue

You are supposed to be flogged naked at the market square by 12pm on dot.
You be mumu.
Go and make money alaye, she be left over already.
I can't even stand a girl am aware my neighbor is knacking.
So na toto be your priority with that your corolla...kwontinue

Na my mama he for con kiss na...mumu headline

Where the hell was spiderman

Decentdave:
I can see God in control.Its time we win the war

"Won".

We are waiting

emmabest2000:

Another girl will still snatch Churchill from this lady you called husband snatcher someday....

The cane them used to flogged the ex wife is still patiently waiting for the new wife ....
Drop mic and walk away

Tonto in disguise...aw far?

chatinent:
Hello,

First, I don't support the way she left. Marriage should not be all honey and darling when the going is good.

You guys didn't have any outstanding issue apart from the money thing? No quarrel ...no beating?

If that's the case, I think you should call her mobile phone.

I think you should try to meet her and discuss issues together.

Crowdfunding for public advice may not be too good sha. Awon redpills are coming to tell you to take in another woman.


Wouldn't another woman leave too if it is unbearable?

You don't need to be a redpill. You need to be an alpha gentleman. You need to know your responsibilities as though they were your body parts.

I must say... I hate it when families know husband and wife are having an issue.

We shouldn't listen to our family sometimes.

Check: they are all concentrating on the woman but none of them is telling you be more responsible. Of course, they'll support you with words. Will words help you take care of your family?

When I mean trying your best, I mean living up to the expectations of being a man; it is your responsibility to take care of your family! You don't bear children more than you can take care of.

You may rightly argue differently that you work hard. Sure, you do. But you aren't working harder enough for the family. You need to man up.

Bring your wife back.

Be the husband you'd want your daughter to have.

Be like the man who was sent to the lions to be eaten but came back leading the pride.

Please don't forget to buzz me when she is back make I come chop nkwobi biko.

You are welcome.

Nice script.
I will never beg any woman that leaves my house on her own volition.
As long as it was not because of domestic abuse or any other physical abuse, any sensible parents would not let her stay 1min in their house and not chase her back.
Am sure the woman didn't love him from the start, she married him cos of comfort, and when the borough broke, she absconded.
Mr Man, don't disturb yourself, take your boys to your mum to be looking after for you so you can concentrate on how to make your life better.She will come crawling back when she smells something cooking(in d rock's voice).
Things will surely cone back to normal and even get better.

JohnnyPalmer:


I agree with you that it's a disappointing draw, the whole Psg team played below par

But anyone who watched the game won't say Messi wasn't PSG best player on the pitch tonight
Credit to Brugge for being brave in their approach but yet

Messi had 3 key passes, created one big chance, a shot on goal and had a shot hit the cross bar, completed 3 dribbles, missed a chance too.

Unlike your Ronaldo that was removed when his team needed him and they still lost.
Can never be my GOAT

Which team biko
You better wake up, its 2021 bro.
Ronaldo scored 2goals in his first appearance at Man Utd