₦airaland Forum

Is it ur pregnancy

All the story no bother me.
The one wey bother me na d part wey ur uncles sold ur dads private car
How come

bedspread:
SUFFOCATION WAT SORT OF SUFOCATION
THIS CASE IS BECOMING COMPOUNDIOUS( if der is any word like dt)...

DEVIL IS CAN DISGRACE SOMEONE TRUE TRUE

Like he just disgraced you with your bad diction.

manikspears:
madman armpit....................... No chill

Wen I no b freeze!!!

NwaChibuzor3:
If it was a yoruba couple, wedding is next 2 months but they would have started preparing amala and ewedu today then store it in the freezer. Yoruba people represent an epitome of filth.

A condom or postinor would have prevented this disgrace of humanity.
Peolpe lik you,ur biafla absconded leader and bobrisky should be used as sacrifice for the atonement and purification of the country.
See ur mouth lik madman armpit.

masada:
lol
boss lady going private

haters going solo

and yes

the post sarcastic

Should b "boss lady flying public
Nothing private bout ha again...seen all dt #sh*t

masada:
bossnation

flying private

I see u

Dt one na achievement
Birds of the same feather...
#kipkwayet

Eastfield1:
Biafra is Vary possible, with well coordinated & Strategic Guerilla warfare.

Mumu!!!
See e mouth lik gorilla yarnsh
#kipkwayet

midolian:
Most Nigerians have one problem. They are too rigid in thinking. Even if in the end, nothing is found on the turtle Ninja as they call him, you ll still see many of them calling him a murderer.

This kind of thinking is peculiar to IPOB sympatizers. No offence meant.

Like u guys did to kemen

I trust naija,especially for lagos...na one way tins o

bazymedia:
A man (shoe maker) buried with a shoe coffin (PHOTOS)

https://bazymedia..com.ng/2017/10/a-man-shoe-maker-buried-with-shoe.html

Sure say if na hush-bingo die,na gucci go make e own shoe-coffin

Bfor nko
Oloshos attracts Oloshis

opomulero101:
I have nothing to say,but wat is d essence of d POLICE force(SARS&MOPOL).

They are part of the "miscreants" bin referred to.

After slaying all your destiny finish,u will now be attending MFM programmes.

Bro fayose,nigeria is a country,not a state!!!
May u shld wait till ekiti bcomes a country
Foolish man.
Dem say make animal with horn to come forward...snail sef show face!!!
#yeyedeysmell

Even for portrait,d guy still worwor!!!
I swear with my balls dt twasnt d gurl that drew that portrait!!!

[quote author=Daeylar post=60878295]19.3 Billion

Mtcheew, I thought it was sold for 19.3 billon dollars,
Not knowing it was 19.3 billion in naira]
Even if it was sold for 19.3 billion cowries,u CANNEVER afford it.
#lazybaga

9jvirgin:
Nothing will work in Nigeria. Quote me anywhere.

U will never be more foolish than this...quote me ANYWHERE!!!

Mrbigman1:
Those bobi though.




Dey re on a fast lane to d south

Bro banky dobliyu should be invited for questioning.

These guys are smart asses.
They saw that davido,mr eazy,tekno and wizkid are the latest sensations on the internet nau...
They felt irrelevant and dumped by nigerians.
They needed a social media buzz...
If they dont kill themselves at the same tym,same day,same location and the same way...
THEY ARE BASTARDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Girls sha...
Must they tip-toe one leg bfor they can snap pishur

From history...
Sex goddesses are iresistably beautiful.
But you...u are a sex nuisance!!!
If wishes were horses...

God!!!
Stark illiteracy is a DISEASE!!!
She just gave her hubby official,lawful and express permission to take another "yariyan(s)".

hahn:
Please just join the other idiots who lack comprehension capabilities over there in the dumb room

Thank you for commenting

I dnt blame you
Your username has said everytn bout u...
Hahn...xclaimation word!!!
Kipkwayet

Tell ha to get married,born babies...den go back to chop ha carry-overs

LifeIsGuhd:
Happy birthday Kris

See aw e call her name
Lik say dem be neighbours.

hahn:
He is already at a disadvantage since he raps in Yoruba

He is still richer than a lot of US based rappers though

...Lik who.
Please learn to back up ur claims wif facts and proof.
Ma ma fi dollar we cefa
Ma ma fi dollar we naira!!!
Receive sense!

I knew ds was gonna happen someday.
Am suspecting enny baddy is davido's sugar plumb.
Sista momodu bin luking for opportunity to drag ha a$$!!!
#justsaying

Homeboiy:
After some people will say ashawoo no be work


how I wish say I be woman

Its not too late for u na...
U can still work/make money wif ur sh*t hole.
Bobrisky can give u some advice on that

At last...
She went home for ileya.

I still maintain my stand.
All the youths shouting biafra are jobless miscreants.
U will never see a business man or parts dealer igbo guy close his shop and be wandering about...shouting biafria!!!
Kalu na UK boi,he will carry his load and run after creating chaos...ojukwu did the same.
I advise you people to go and luk for job and better your lives individually.
Biafra ko...bianca ni!!!
#yeyedeysmell

Niflheim:
What a fantastic place to be!!!

1.At least they are providing us with a god that we can see(unlike the christian god who has been playing "hide and seek" for 3 millenia)!!!

2.No paying of tithes to this god.......................saves me 10% of my salary!!!

3.This god can provide food for me when I am hungry(Agege bread with fried crocodile eggs)!!!

4.If I kept this god in my room as a pet..............................................even the devil himself will be unwilling to make unexpected mid-night visits!!!

Wow!!!
I guess ds ur "god" impregnated ur mum.
Lik father...