Candidlady:
What school does your niece attend?

I don't know the school, but it is a primary school in the UK.

Hey guys, my niece asked me to help her with this math problem, and I am not so good with Math. She has been disturbing me daily...abeg, who can help out. Thanks in advance.

Emmaculate77:


"I'll keep only fiancée at the right time"

But I remember you once said you were happily married in one tread like that, how come this comment again?

Most often than not, you sound too bitter for a lady. Though I may not really know you, however, I feel you need a therapist.

Honestly, she needs therapy.

LOGRYTHMN:
Many women are sex starved

Before I learnt the importance of wearing pants I have made a mess of myself alot in the public

Whenever you are hard women usually notice

When I am hard and going to the toilet all of them will be laughing
Saying"see am"
Chai this boy carry big load o!

They will saying amongst themselves. One of our staff where I was working earlier came one day and hit me on the chest. She then said oya hit your own back! I was like why would I hot you on the chest.
What she wanted was for me to harass her sexually and I would lose my job.
So I just codedly left the place.
Anytime she sees me onwards she always feel shy
There was also a time during my choldhood when we used to play sand and stone play. There were some girls in our house. One was my step mum s daughter and the other one was my Cousin. So we went to the back of the toilet and they all said they wanted me to fxck them
I drew out my penis, that day it was very hot and swollen, I was even afraid it might cut off
The first girl was very fine and attractive, they both sat on the cement sewage box with their legs wide open. I just stood there perplexed at both of their private parts. They kept beckoning me to come and do it. But the hard truth about the part was that no matter how I hard I tried that day, even my penis cap couldn't enter.
There was not even an iota of enjoyment all throughout.
I just asked myself, is this what they all do inside the house all the time?
I promised myself not to do such a bad act again





And apart from childhood molestations, it's very very wrong for a boy and a girl to be living together in the same room. Parents should do the needful and separate them. Also women should not be bathing their boys naked in the bathroom. Or a man bathing her daughter naked in the bathroom.
That is where the issues of rape for girls and molestation for boys usually start.
I knew alot of my school friends who as boys were molested by elderly ladies when back then we were in junior secondary school, some of those boys even grew up to be fxckboys or nymphos or sex addicts.

But many of those cases are not always reported and our society usually turn a bad eye to it.


#ItIsWell!

I noticed boys that were molested sexually as kids most times grow up to be sex addicts.

DECENTBWOY:
Okay, it high time they chain you to a pool, you are running mad...

I'm more shocked at the number of people that liked her comment.

Osebanjo:
Whole lot of 'em. The worst of it all s been disvirgined by a known street LovePeddler, I didn't even know I had came. Was barely 15, SS3. Knew nothing about s3x back then. Before that she'd play with my D Everytime she had the chance. Anyway if I had hymen, it would have been broken at age 5 Sha. Serially molested by some street aunty. Funny how the memory would never leave.

I'm not alone I know.

True. I also wonder why the memory never left, even though I was barely 8.

saphiere:
MOST TIMES I would just sit down and wish God didn't create the male gender.

Even God regretted creating this gender.

You need help...honestly.

mmsen:


I've only ever stayed on the island. Never stayed on the mainland in my life but VI is dirtier than Cantonments or Osu in Accra.

Abuja is better laid out that even the best parts of Lagos. Many of you mistake population and size for greatness.

And no other west African economic hub has as many people just loitering the street as in Lagos or as many slum areas as Lagos.


P.S.
Presumptuous statements about an individual and ad hominem attacks are for the weak.

Answer this question, which economy is better between Lagos and Accra economy?

cybriz82:



U dnt need to tell him..na jjc him be...only those born n bred up in Lagos know sup about Lagos not All this jjc...Lagos na training ground for some people if u cn survive lag then u cn survive anywhere in d world..

This is true...very true.

blue01:
My guys Lagos is what it is, firstly it depends on what you have in mind and secondly it will take the grace of God, Lagos is not easy...when I came to Lagos last year march I saw Lagos as the last state I will ever go to settle down, if I ever want to travel again it will be out of the country so when I came to Lagos it wasn't easy been someone that does not have any closer family member except a cousin who really even cares about someone.

So when I arrived I stayed three weeks without a job and in that three weeks how I eat is that I wash clothes for my cousin and he dashes me 500 naira, Omo hunger knack me like trailer, there was a time I had to go two days without food I nearly catch ulcer.

So I befriended a guy that works in a guest house who linked me to a place where his gf works (factory work) and the pay was 1000/day and they pay every two weeks but they don't work on weekends, I managed the place for a month then got another job where all we do is loading and it's a steady night job but the pay was better (12k a week) but na die cos u will be feeling like train jam you after every nights work, men it wasn't easy at all. So I did that one for good one year but glory be to God last month I got a call from a job I applied for since last year June that I should come for interview and lo and behold it was successful and I have resumed with a pay of 108k, it can only get better if you believe.

So far so good Lagos has been kind.

Thanks for this comment.

frowland:


I came to Lagos with only a bag at my back 12 years ago from Imo state after selling off my house properties (Chairs, TV etc) and a small toyota I owned.

Actually, I just decided one day to relocate to Lagos after all the struggles in the east and I have never been to Lagos before and know no one except that I had an aunt that reside in a remote location.
The plan was to start life afresh with the money I raised from the sales. It was an audacious move (don’t even know the spirit that possessed me to think of such a tricky journey) becaue if I fail I am finished but.... The rest they say is history.

I know many Futo colleagues that came to Lagos after school and are earning big and making it as well.

Thanks Fashola, Ambode and Lagosians!

If you fail to give honor to whomever honor is due.... you know the rest

Thanks for this comment.

gonkin:
I was raised in lagos. Lagos was good during my youth years. Then the express was filled with cars on high speed till brt came and caused current traffic. Lagos was really cool. Then I left to complete my HND in delta. At first I didn't like the idea of migration, I was always boasting about lagos. When I returned during fashola 2nd tenure I spotted lots of differences. Traffic was hell, dirt all over and the air didn't seem fresh like it used to.
Its was still better then. Now e don worse. Lastma, holdup, abgero(owo da). I hate driving in lagos one day I drove from sheraton to computer Village with a flat tyre. Fear no let me part change am.
Cost of rent is another dimension. I currently live in delta, my rent is 180k for a self contain with lots of cool features (large parking space, fully fenced, water heater, mighty wardrobe and is located in a cool civilised area. Just imagine Maryland with modern houses. If its lagos for a house like that will cost around 360 to 500k.

Any time I visit lagos I always can't wait to leave cuz its a hell hole. Life is complex and expensive. I find it hard to believe its the same lagos u grw up. Person dey lag dey earn pass me but the wahala of Lagos made me look like i earn more than he does. And the traffic is worse. U can't have a flat tyre and have peace of mind. Where I am if u have a flat tyre there's always some passer by thats willing to assist but for lagos just park to receive call (owo da) boys will storm u with threats. Lagos is fuucked

You're overexagerating. Come on! It isn't that bad. I also moved out of Lagos because of the wahala, but that part you mentioned right there is an exaggeration. My fuel finished last week when I was in Lagos to see my parents...it was around the same Sheraton you spoke about, and I left it there, with the hazard lights on, and went to look for fuel. Where you wan see agbero for Mobolaji Bank Anthony road? Even Oshodi sef, Agberos won't disturb you, when you're not driving commercial bus. Stop misinforming people with what you read on Nairaland.

Factoryfitted:
The whole place is seriously overhyped.

You scramble for everything - space, fresh air, time, quiet, peace of mind.

True...very true. But still, it is easier to start and prosper in business in Lagos, than anywhere in Naija. The population, the money in circulation, and the fact that there are a lot of people that do impulse buying in Lagos makes it great for business people. Even if you're selling just cold pure water, you will make a lot of money in Lagos. But the overcrowding, noise/air pollution, traffic, makes it a hellhole, and a bad place to live if you're health conscious.

BKayy:
So you people have finally agreed that a lot of people are trooping out of Lagos.

As people are moving out, a lot more are also moving in every day.

Gamesmart:


Please which are the best 10 Lounges in Ibadan in your view and why?

Honestly, I don't know some of their names...I just know their locations, and go there when I want to relax with friends. But also, I am more of a Bar person.

In no particular order...some my favorite bars/clubs to visit.

1. The bar/lounge downstairs Ventura Mall in Samonda
It is very classy. It has outside and inside lounge. The service is top notch, and it is not a noisy place. I don't like loud music when I hang out, and I like that they play music at a low volume, and noisy people don't come there.

2. Lounge in a Clos/dead-end street, directly opposite Platnum (Bodija)
As I said, I don't know the names of most of these places, so, I can only give good description. Platnum is one of the most popular clubs in Ibadan, but I don't like loud music, so I don't really go there. But there is a lounge I go to in a close, directly opposite Platnum. It is on the left side, just after 4-5 houses from the beginning of the dead-end street. There is a Redeem church, then a very quiet bar, then a law office, and then the lounge. The lounge is well lit up (you can't miss it), and there is a tree outside.

I like the place because it is classy. The outside lounge is roofed, and it has synthetic grass. I like the classy wood furniture. Then they have a VIP section, which is an indoor lounge. And they also have a nice restaurant. It's a real cool place.

3. Best Western Hotel Pool side
The Best Western hotel at Iyagankun has a lovely poolside bar...there are TVs outside showing muted music videos, and they play music too...not so loud.

4. Switch
Formally Bubbles, now Switch. It is along Ring Road, close to Challenge. It's well lit up...you can't miss it on that road. I like sitting upstairs, where I can see cars driving by Ring Road.

5. Downstairs Shoprite/De Palms Mall... along Ring Road.
There is a Shoprite/De Palms Mall along Ring Road...There is a lounge downstairs the place. Cool spot. I haven't gone there since after the Pandemic, so I can't say much about it.

6. Pool side at Koko Dome
I love the pool side at the famous Koko Dome (beside Cocoa house). I love the cool ambience of the place. I can't swim, but I love watching people swim. Some times they have a one band band play music, or they just play normal music. It is not very loud music...and the place is not always crowded, that's why I like it.


Those are all the places I can speak on for now...I go there fairly regularly, when I have time to relax, even though I don't know some of their names. I hope I have been of some type of help.

shadrach77:

Add Brymo and Adekunle Gold to that list

Yeah, I totally forgot about Brymo.

Kwestionair:


The Americans that win it, how many of them have good lyrics? Is it not about the same boy and girl, sex, money and sometimes weed?
When it comes to Africa they will make you believe it’s by gooooooood lyrics and maturity. Oga Grammy dey only up their criteria when it comes to Africans don’t be deceived.

Asides from the Hip Hop category, if you have ever sat down to watch the Grammys (3-4 hours) and seen the 86 categories, then you will know Grammy is big on real music...as in, people that play real instruments, and people that have deep, meaningful content in their music.

Plead:
Wizkid was really dreaming of winning Grammy with the rubbish songs he has been dropping?

Say all you want, 99% of Nigerian musicians sing bullshît. Content 0, beats 0, uniqueness 0.

All they know is making noise about big yansh, love and fine girl. Wizkid will be yapping "she tell me say" in all his songs and expect to win Grammy.

lol

If you have ever sat down to watch The Grammys, and you see the kind of people that win...I mean, sit down and watch the whole 3-4 hours of the event, then you will know why Angelique Kidjo won. Hip Hop category asides, the Grammys reward real artists...real musicians...that play real instruments, and those that have deep, meaningful lyrics. It is not about vibes with Grammys.

To be honest, it is only Asa, Burna Boy, and maybe Yemi Alade, and Niniola I feel are Grammy material. Forget pangolo music, we're talking real art...real music.

I left like 5 years ago, because of traffic...Too much traffic, and I didn't like the fast pace of the city. I moved to Ibadan to write...I can do what I do anywhere, and Ibadan was just a perfect city to move to...not too far from Lagos, so I can always pop in to see family every now and then.

Ibadan is a lovely city...very accommodating people, very little to no traffic (at least when compared to Lagos), quiet, safe. I still love Lagos though, cos I like to do faji sometimes, and nowhere like Lagos when it comes to having fun. Ibadan is not bad too sha when it comes to nightlife, but it is not Lagos.

lastchild:
he drove you to a hotel, which was against your wish, dragged you out of the car against your wish, collected key from the receptionist while you were crying, and dragged you inside room and raped you. Lol

All these yeye half baked stories...

Some people should be thrown inside the prison for reporting a useless case in the police station

A 15 year old girl is quite young, and naïve...the teacher could have easily manipulated her. The only part of the story I find odd is how the teacher was able to take an underage girl in school uniform into a hotel room.

Golan007:


What health condition?

Can someone die from baldness?

I tire for the people making the condition seem like it is cancer.

youngblaq:


It's not right to talk to anyone like your first sentence does, this person never offended you in any way and he's entitled to his opinions. You should apologize.

Will doesn't even know who you are ffs.
Extreme provocation for what exactly? Is apolecia a form of cancer now? That shit is never a disease and certainly not worth worrying about like you're making it sound...and any man who can't master and tame is emotions is only a pussy..a pussy ass weakling who even laughed .... Laughed on hearing the same joke that 'provoked' him but had to turn radical because the said wife doesn't look pleased.

Will could have told Rock the same thing he told him after hitting him without him moving an inch, but NO!
He had to walk several strides to commit 'battery' on on his first Oscar night.. ruining a night that should have been his best in the pictures.

Will made mockery of Arsenio Hall's mother! Once a comedian himself made a joke out of a bald headed drummer...it's just a joke Jada should even appreciate because tipping her for that G.I Jane role would probably be too much for her lol...Rock initially said...'Jada, I love you'.

Let's do away with all that... Now, if the presenter was a person like Dwayne 'Rock' Johnson and he made similar remarks about Jada...do you think Will would try that nonsense?

Will is ashamed of himself rn. He has quite a shameless family though (if Jada could sleep with her own child age range while in a marriage) and that fool of a son could tweet 'thats how we do it in the family'. Their shame is out of this planet.

I wish I could like your post ten times. So many solid points.

illicit:
I will mistakenly leave her too

Perfect. lol.

spinna:
Will Smith

Will Simp

Pinkyposh:
You have nothing to worry about, they can't do shit.
The voice calls you've received are usually automated voice notes.
When they call you block them.
Then for your friend, reach out to him, so he doesn't commit suicide

You're a good person.

Mooh247:



Nothing will happen you can also threaten them back that your Lawyers would contact them or drag them to court if they continue harrasing you for what you never consented to

As for your friend, quickly dissociate with him, and keep issuing out disclaimers whenever the loan company contacts you

When will Nigerians stop blaming loan companies and start blaming chronic loan defualters and debtors... It seems it is now cool to borrow funds without paying and simply blame the lending party

UK and US citizens enjoy Credit system and it makes their lives easier

*You need a new iPhone, you get it on credit contract... When you are tired of the device you sell to Africa

*You need a Car you get car loan, pay back monthly and sell off to Africa when you need a new one

*You have an Idea to moneytise or Cormercialise you get a start-up loan and begin a business.. you pay back and get more to expand your business

*You want to get educated, you get Students loan, get certified and qualified then start paying back

Nigerians and African Credit system

*You want to host a party (Marriage , Naming. Ceremony, Funeral) you tell lies to get a Loan and hope people spray you money to pay back

*You are jobless and want to pay bills you take loan

*You want to fvck Olosho you take loan



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lol. The bolded made me laugh.

BAZ001:
How come he’s looking younger and only his beards is old ?
Even though most people here don’t know him
( indomie generation but they will be the first to comment . )

Abroad just sweet, his looking younger while his mates in Lagos are already using walking sticks and looking like grand pa.

Charly Boy is three years older than Hulk Hogan, and Hulk looks way older Charly Boy. Your theory that people in Yankee look younger than people in Nigeria is wrong.

ArchiLimited:
Hulk Hogan (the actor) tearing his singlet while cupping his hand to his ears to the screams of adulation from his fans, then everywhere going gravely quiet as the undertaker (the villain, or 'Bose') comes in to face Hogan, and we just sitting in front of our box tv with wide eyes experiencing a little slice of heaven
When did we grow up so fast??

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You're a great writer. You should think of writing fiction on weekends or something. Don't waste your talent.

drkrest:
Women and the subtle influence they have on men.

So many of them have been the cause of wars...on a smaller scale, a lot of Hip Hop beefs were escalated by Women. Tupac and Biggie beef...Faith Evans didn't like how her husband, Biggie was sleeping around, so she went and slept with his enemy, Tupac... Both Tupac and Biggie ended up dead. Nas and Jay Z's beef got escalated when Nas' babymama, Carmen went and started sleeping with Jay Z, because Nas was ignoring her.

tesppidd:
An insensitive joke by Chris Rock.

Will Smith was emotional, Chris Rock was stupiid.

Insensitive how? Does she have cancer? That was a lightweight joke. Half of the people commenting on this don't even get the Joke.

naptu2:
Demi Moore's G.I. Jane haircut.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LU_mJDOB7ZM

Picture 2: It has led to a lot of memes.

Very accurate.