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 Politics › Re: Obasanjo's First Wife Wrote A Book About Him by kayojosephy(m): 6:04pm On Dec 21, 2013 |
na where we fit c am buy o,and i no mind to be distributor sef...am launching it with all d money i av presently... |
| Culture › Re: How Often Do You Visit Your Village? by kayojosephy(m): 4:58pm On Dec 21, 2013 |
Once in a lifetime and dats d truth cos nothing ís gonna take me dere as i no even sabi my grandparents grave... |
| Phones › Re: 10 Useful Android Tips And Tricks by kayojosephy(m): 4:45pm On Dec 21, 2013 |
ok man |
| Foreign Affairs › Re: Morgan Freeman Mistaken For Nelson Mandela On Billboard In India by kayojosephy(m): 4:43pm On Dec 21, 2013 |
babseg: Similar they both starts with an Mand freeman,since he was once a freeman from prison... 1 Like |
| Career › Re: 20 Ways To Instantly Build Your Self-confidence by kayojosephy(m): 4:40pm On Dec 21, 2013 |
@op,come bk and tell us hw u made good use of these points of urs to improve your confidence and don't 4get wid pictures and we will follow suit... |
| Health › Re: Side Effects Of Skin Bleaching by kayojosephy(m): 3:01pm On Dec 20, 2013 |
4 me am proud of my dark skin instead of turning to multicoloured skin even chameleon go dey envy dem cos it is one colour at a time...it is only at dia old age u now see dem regretting and dressing like an alhaja |
| Music/Radio › Re: Who Is The Boss; D'banj Or 2face by kayojosephy(m): 2:45pm On Dec 20, 2013 |
wen u talk of entertaiment at its peak,lyrics at its best dat makes u sit down and reflect on ur life and ur immediate environs,topclass beats and originality,you go 4 d legendary 2baba anyday anytime especially wen he does a collabo remix,he makes such songs more interesting...as 4 dbanj entertainent wizard alone all d way...love dem both... 4 Likes |
| Art, Graphics & Video › Re: Amazing Pencil Drawing. WOW by kayojosephy(m): 5:57pm On Dec 19, 2013 |
nyc work of art dere op,but dere is room for improvement... 1 Like |
| Literature › Re: CHRISTMAS SPECIAL -- Drop your Stories by kayojosephy(m): 9:01am On Dec 19, 2013 |
Laffing at ur stories...... My own x-mas story na lyk four and dey all happened for 4 consecutive years and dey all resulted in thorough flogging and na banger cause dem,but I will share a memorable one I won't forget..... We were in church for d crossover service but my dad was at home cos he was ill dat day,after 12 am,the urge to throw knockout arose in us,den a friend gave me money to help him buy cos his dad was close to him,as a sharp guy,I collected it and went out wid some other guys on getting there we got carried away with the fun and forgot abt church.... After about an hour,someone held my hand tightly,I looked up and alas it was my mother and I knew what dat meant,we headed straight for home and in my mind I was like in the early hours of anew year I am going to start with a beating like neva before. We got home and my mum explained to him,I was made to lay flat on my belly while my dad used the koboko and my mum used the cane and i don't even know the one to dodge cos it was coming from all angles..... |
| Travel › Re: How Best Do I Get Out Of Nigeria With My Family by kayojosephy(m): 3:58pm On Dec 18, 2013 |
oga,wish u da best but make sure dat ur job u are leaving sum1 close to u who is jobless gets it and u will be rememberred 4 good...one thing is certain no place like home as a stranger will everly remain a stranger... |
| Family › Re: Operation No To Househelps 2014 by kayojosephy(m): 3:53pm On Dec 18, 2013 |
I sincerely appreciate all dat went on here cos am bookmarking for future purposes as u all av spoken well... |
| Culture › Re: Share Superstitions We Were Made To Believe In Our Youthful Days by kayojosephy(m): 1:37pm On Dec 18, 2013 |
U must not make whistling sound at night to prevent snake visiting...u must throw ur removed teeth away together wid stones according to ur age nd must not be seen by lizards or else it won't grow again....all birds dat cry at night are witches going for dia meeting....u must not peel melon seeds too early in d morning and u must not leave the peeled shells outside overnyt or else evil spirits will visit....u must not pound a pestle on an empty mortar and d one dat still baffles me till date is children must not drink coconut water and for me dat is d surest,purest,and most natural water dat no man knows the source of how it got there......many more which i believe odas will share.... |
| Nairaland General › ... by kayojosephy(op): 12:56pm On Dec 17, 2013*. Modified: 8:38pm On Jul 25, 2014 |
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| Celebrities › Re: Senator Yerima Divorces 17-year-old Wife, Marries Another 15-yr-old by kayojosephy(m): 5:48pm On Dec 16, 2013 |
dat man iz a very stewpeed man,if u c him tell him to his face dat i said so...if gbege sele call me bk wid ur likes and i will cum bk to drop my numba so i can lambast him... |
| Phones › Re: How To Turn WhatsApp Off Without Turning-Off Your Data by kayojosephy(m): 4:34pm On Dec 16, 2013 |
na hw much dem dey charge wey u still dey off d data... |
| Nairaland General › Re: My Experience At Ikoyi Prison With Inmates And Warders by kayojosephy(m): 5:59pm On Dec 15, 2013 |
thanks man 4 sharing ur prison experience wid us...i pray we shall not witness such and it will neva be ur portion again...now to unfollow d thread jejely as i don dey follow am like when inmates dey rush NASFAT rice...thanks man |
| Health › Re: What Is Your Phobia? by kayojosephy(m): 10:21pm On Dec 14, 2013 |
Asuuphobia-fear of ASUU corruptophobia-fear of corruption politiphobia-fear of politicians...... 1 Like |
| Health › Re: Can A Girl Get Pregnant Without Being Disvirgined? by kayojosephy(m): 10:18pm On Dec 14, 2013 |
It is possible and u should be proud guy cos d child will be greater than Michael Phelps as d sperm can swim through a tyt nd blocked punny so will d product be a good swimmer.......u are a father of potential multiple olympic gold medallist 3 Likes 1 Share |
| Education › Re: ASUU: Our Decision On Strike Will Be On Or Before Wednesday by kayojosephy(m): 10:04pm On Dec 14, 2013 |
This is a blockbuster movie,i guess ASUU wants it to end in an unpredictale way or probably planning out a new episode to give it a satisfactory finishing touch like d korean movies.... |
| Literature › Re: <<<Tri-paternal Son: Serpentia>>> by kayojosephy(m): 7:16pm On Dec 13, 2013 |
U too much,Oga Mynd na u dey blow my mind..... When I(as a guest though) finished reading d part one I neva thought of it having a continuation but here u are blowing our mind away with anoda blockbuster e-movie....... Baba,ur source of inspiration will not dryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy... |
| Romance › Re: Ladies: Do You Still Send Unclad Pictures To Your Lovers? by kayojosephy(m): 3:58pm On Dec 12, 2013 |
ogeoflyf: Yes I can read egun dialect,dats anoda one... |
| Romance › Re: Ladies: Do You Still Send Unclad Pictures To Your Lovers? by kayojosephy(m): 3:35pm On Dec 12, 2013 |
ogeoflyf: Dude english is our lingu franca so stop all this your bitching. Y you no write your post for your "language" na. British slaveI think it is lingua franca and not a lingu franca,u made a typo error same as he did so next tym don't show urself... 4 Likes |
| Education › Re: ASUU Declares 3-day Fasting And Prayer by kayojosephy(m): 7:16pm On Dec 11, 2013 |
no p,we go fast if dem fit distribute saare(early morning food b4 dawn) and fruits to we students... |
| Nairaland General › Re: My Experience At Ikoyi Prison With Inmates And Warders by kayojosephy(m): 9:56am On Dec 09, 2013 |
only GOD,will protect us from world greatest manipulators SOME stupid police officers,cos my dad happens to be one and a responsible one at dat,he always warn me dat if i should av any contact wid any of dem(d useless ones among them) i should be myself comply wid dia demands and don't prove ur innocence cos at d end of it all weda u comply or not u still part with something either ur money,freedom or ur precious time...guess dats what our govt have caused by not doing d ryt thing... 1 Like |
| Nairaland General › Re: Nairaland E-Condolence Register For Nelson Rolihlahla Mandela.. Sign Yours Here by kayojosephy(m): 8:18am On Dec 09, 2013 |
What else can I say?If Olamide claims to be 'Baddoo,baddest guy ever liveth',den NELSON MANDELA is undoubtedly 'MADIBA,The Greatest Man Ever Liveth'...D WORLD started missing him ever since he got old and fragile and now that you are gone,we are missing him the more.... |
| Politics › Re: Can We Have Someone Like Nelson Mandela In Nigeria? by kayojosephy(m): 9:42am On Dec 06, 2013 |
Baddo,baddest guy ever liveth...Mandela,greatest man ever liveth...yes we can,and it is me cos i av a dream dat Nigeria will be greater dan d UK wid we leaders giving our all for d sake of d masses... |
| Celebrities › Re: Nelson Mandela: The Madiba Magic by kayojosephy(m): 8:56am On Dec 06, 2013 |
a great man he is,nothing much to say...he is d most respected AFRICAN... |
| Crime › Re: Two Arrested With 11m Marijuana by kayojosephy(m): 6:48am On Dec 06, 2013 |
dat awkward moment when police reach dia station and give out 1 sack each to dia smoking officers as xmas souvenir.... |
